Who was the best Seinfeld girlfriend? George or Jerry's

My favorite George girl was Elaine's blonde assistant who thought he was a bad boy

They were all sluts.
Disgusting.

Tractor story woman was a babe

young Elian

>getting tired of seeing this naked

marisa tomei

an the native american indian chick

I'm on board with your vote, OP.

Other ones:
-that chick Jerry was going to bang at the Diplomat's Club
-Kristin Davis
-the naked chick was way hot but kind of a shitty actress

no you and op are wrong, her head has a weird shape, like a clothes iron

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Selena would have made a good seinfeld girlfriend.

This.

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Janeane Garofalo

My favorite Seinfeld girl isn't any of their girlfriends

george smashed that good tho

Janice

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which seinfeld left the best smell on her seat when she got up?

I was really partial to Lois and I love The Race. That hair style is very sexy.

I'm as picky as fuck when it comes to random things about women that I think make them unappealing, and even I think this complaint sounds bizarre.

13

CUTE

Susan was waifu tier desu. She was too good for George, and too precious for the Seinfeld world

This

>tfw no qt virgin gf
>tfw jery would've smashed if elaine didn't fuck it up

I liked her voice for some reason

Poppy

Paula Marshall

She was hot AF in the 90s

i think i was in my late teens or early twenties when i finally started to appreciate the humor. I remember despising this show as a kid lol.

Had a gf that loved being naked. Its bit that I got sick of it, but it lost its charm in a way because I was just so used to it.

My vote is for the one who George dropped cos she had a huge honker but then got the nose job.

The girl that tried to cuck the tennis shop owner with Jerry was hot as fuck

>tried to cuck
>was sent over by Milosh literally as payment so Jerry wouldn't report him as a fraud

I always thought he deaf girl was cute

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jerry, I fucked ted

Teri Hatcher

Marlee Marlin is hot af

they're real and they're spectacular

not
>I fucked newman

Why does she have such big ears if she's deaf?

>I remember despising this show as a kid lol.
Definitely, just didn't get the humor. Now I'm frustrated with Frasier.

ahem...

definitely Marisa Tomei, although I don't know if she officially counts as one of George's girlfriends

there was a blonde in the blue sweat pants across the street

>TFW when no pure Aryan goddess

Susan, always Susan

i think it was tractor story but not sure

Marlene. She gets bonus points for dating George and Jerry.

this, patrician taste

The gymnast always got me going as a kid.

Pretty relateable as an adult cause you never know who's going to be a good fuck or a mediocre fuck

Naomi Russell is her pornstar look alike

Okay, there was an episode where George was having sex behind the couch and she grabs a pillow and George becomes disgusted.

Which one was that one. I'm probably describing it like shit but that's all I got.

How about the best Seinfeld guy?

the she-jew was best waifu fo sho

Will she still do anal if she doesn't respect someone's act?

either this or

The maid who cleaned his apartment that he was fucking also.

these two

idgaf if teris titties are shit

problematic bangs

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Helllooooooo

BINGO

I don't even need to see a picture to know
>this

fungus cat girl was the qtest

YES!

I never disliked it

I fuck I forgot about Amanda Peet. Would totally be 1/2 a man for her.

>tfw no schmoopy

seems like being the girlfriend in seinfeld is like a hollywood one night stand, really sexist!

massage woman is stifflers mom

The one that turned out to be racist.

Was she autistic? Why did everyone think Ellen was a loser? She was cute as fuck.

Watched reruns on Fox as a kid and didn't understand it. Torrented the series when I was 20 and couldn't believe I hadn't been watching it for years.

Looks like Alura Jenson

BEST
GIRL

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BIG

>How old were you when you went from "Seinfeld sucks" to "I love this show"?
So you left reddit and came here?

Looks like Ben Stillers wife.

I must have been 17 at the time, and I liked it. Didn't find it hilarious.

>I fucked George

George had no clue how lucky he actually was.

>Mr. Co-stanza

George only got women because he had money.

Debra messing

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Such a qt.

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Should've been the series finale DESU.

I vote uncle Jesses wife.

God, that cunt's expressions really make you want to break her face with a crowbar.

My parents always had it on in the evenings every day around dinner time so I would always watch it as a kid. Took until my first year of college before I really appreciated the show like it deserves, not just liking meme episodes

who's the one Newman dumped?

She was hot, and that storyline was great.

>She wasn't my type.

nigga u gay

he's right tho. Fuck Janice.

i would fuck janice because i'm not a fag

>you want to do what with my teepees?

So you just have incredibly low standards.

who /olive/ here

I always liked the girl who could get the sold out tickets (Jerry), the Crayon (George) and the early Sarah Silverman (Kramer).

I'd fuck Crayon all night in that little zookeeper uniform. I'd let the chimps watch and let them cause a ruckus.

This. Susan was the best. Beautiful, kind, cute as a button, and also filthy rich. George is a stupid idiot.

>i heard you the first time

JUST

George is just afraid of commitment. Also he's an idiot.

is she the one with the toys?

Nah, she's the racist. I couldn't stand the one with the toys, stupid shitbitch.

Yfw you realize this is how many women normal people date