Survivor thread

Who /alsowatchingthecubsdodgersgame/ here?

fucking david's winners edit

>Ken getting the legacy
>David found another idol

final 2

>David finds the idol again

>drop your buffs

If Michelle or Ken get fugged over by this shuffle I'm outta here.

>David ends up getting cucked by Chad just like in real life
pottery

/KenDave/ broship can't be split up

Please split the showmance

3 tribes

How long until Ken steals Figgy and David bangs Michelle?

>taylor and figgy stay together
fucking kill me

F I G T A Y L S
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Adam going to team up with the two gen x to take out Figgy

Michaela is practically a sure thing for a return season

she's the perfect kind of sassy black girl

mfw when an user called this

>AW HELLLLLL NAAAAAW

her and Zeke are going to be on season 34

She's in the very next season user

michelle reminds me of the girl who cucked me in high school

michaela so sexi

>figgy

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Taylor is such a fucking idiot, get him out of here and free Figgy from his idiocy

Fig will stab everyone in the back

this

>tfw would fug Ken

n-no homo

>Ken liking the reddit kid

David has passed him in the power rankings

adam/ken/david f3 calling

adam snakes ken and david gets all the winning votes

Michelle is top girl with Michaela as a somewhat distant second, that's much is clear. But top boy is harder to tell. Jay and Ken are both cool and obviously David is getting a lot of air time.

>American football games in L O N D O N
i am so ready for this meme to die
brit bongs don't possess the capacity to appreciate a real sport like Burgerball

adam quits on day 18 due to his mother dying

>they're going to vote michelle out

no please no

Hope that's true, he bugs me

don't know what it is, but I love Jay

That's because he has all the boyish charm of Taylor but isn't a retard.

Same, fuck le yelling Reddit jew

Green tribe is the island of misfit toys

>it's a nigger sob story episode
oh gee

shit I forgot what day it was. Did I miss anything? Any good Michelle air time?

>It's an user thinking he's edgy by saying nigger episode

>nigger
whoa get a load of this guy

She's started walking around topless because she claims it's more 'natural' or some shit

Eh not a whole lot of Michelle. Tribes were split up, that's about it

>rooting for the Chads and Staceys

Ken, David, Figgy, Michelle

This would objectively be the best final 4

she's a pure woman of God my man

Split up rather than merged?

Hello /r/survivor

so why do people hate GMOs? Like i really don't think they realize or know what GMOs are.

tfw no Ken & Michelle sex tape

Yeah split into 3 tribes randomly

nice toss.. for a fag

We 3 tribes nao

>Final 4
>no Michaela

this challenge is dope af

>m'lebbit

>all these stupid >muh shortcut challenges to prove some retarded point about the generations

fuck this theme

Cred Forums

how fucking bad do you need to be at swimming to not get the first one

hello roody-poo

Sunday is soooooo disgusting

Cece is pathetic kek

>final 4
>no jay

>David's feeble attempt at swimming

fucking hilarious i love this guy

>it's a black person can't swim challenge

Jay is best boy!

And somehow, David is worse

INKA BULA

>David

He really is the epitome of Cred Forums isn't he?

survivor uncensored dvd box set when

>the black person is great at the basketball challenge

Dave is Cred Forums incarnate

>The black person is good at basketball

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it's a black person is good at basketball challenge

>it's a black person good at basketball challenge

>best final 4
Jay, Ken, Michaela, Chris

can't they put the basket right up against their platform?

MICHELLE IN TROUBLE

NOT

LIKE

THIS

Why michaela

She's neither interesting nor smart nor attractive

Old black lady or Michelle going home. Shit lads

agreed

>michelle, zeke, and chris vote david
>david uses his idol to vote out michelle
0/10 season ruined

C.C. YA LATER

rip C C

michelle is kill

If two repeating numbers on this post, Michelle is safe

Vanua is awful

don't panic, Michelle will be fine ... I hope

It's probably Cece, bitch has been irrelevant and useless all season long

>another minority gets voted out tonight

>still not a single white person eliminated this season

God bless

CC or Michelle

Paul

Yeah CC is gone, she's suddenly getting confessionals

Chris is going to flip because he's at the bottom

being a senior is a minority

>Paul
>white
he was red

Oh god David is gonna give C C the idol

fucking chris giving it away

michelle is toast

our waifu is going

Why is Michelle so perfect bros?

>that crotch shot

dave gives idol to cc my god

I'm full on #TEAMDAVE

this season is DROPPED if michelle goes here

we chess now

Dicks out for Michelle boys

WE 4D CHESS IDOL PLAYS

>attractive
i personally disagree

>interesting
that's you personal opinion

>smart
she was the first to pick up on the figgy-taylor showmance and I think she deduced or picked up on something else

VOTING BLOC
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>mfw next week David finds another idol

I think David is Boyle from Brooklyn 99

Chess plays confirmed

Michelle seems depressed

pls don't vote her

MICHELLE SURVIVES

THERE IS HOPE YET

YESSS

MICHELLE LIVES

MICHELLE LIVES

THANK YOU JEFF

waifu is safe!!

>ywn hold Michelle's hand

I can't believe he didn't play the idol.

THATS WHO HES BEEN REMINDING ME OF

GOD BLESS YOU user

David also voted CC out.

smart move for David

>repair bridge with Chris
>form a bond with Michelle/Zeke
>have an idol in your back pocket for next tribal if you're in danger

>you're not going to let me die?!

KEK

>jew gets medical

based