/bb/ Big Brother OTT

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>muh son

because cat ladies need to be protected from reality

>MUH SON

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krispy's fake as fuck DR faces make me rage

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>this episode

talking more about how often she shrugs and does the nose scrunch eyebrow raise move

do they play the clip about her spending child support on a vacation? probably not

There are actually still a fuckton of showfags on Twitter who they need to mist in order to steer the season

Their edits showing what they want is even more important in OTT than regular BB so they are doubling down on the delusion

By picking Alex, they're doing to the Frank effect from s14 where the player getting picked gets better and better at the comp

TIME FOR TEARS

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shrimpman is so fucking based

Shrimpman getting the bad edit

Probably because he's slowly switching sides to hang with the plastics

Could you be anymore transparent CBS

why didn't they play a final round to determine the order in which the vetos were used

MY SON

who knows. they just flipped a coin for it

>MUH SON

fuck this edit

I really wish they'd evict this bitch.

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its weird following this on twitter

there are many people who are seeing this stuff for the first time... INTERNET SHOWFAGS ARE REAL

the edit is having an effect

That would have made way too much sense

>there are people that still think this comp was rigged for Alex
>"muhh same 3 pieces!"
Do people not understand how puzzles work? 1 different piece can completely change the puzzle

>not showing shane calling shrimpman retarded

FUCK THIS SHIT

>they edited out shane calling justin retarded

>"fucking retarded"

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see
They just want to make sure Gayson gets his money

these episodes are way too long

surprise buttsex

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>shrimpman: shane is the "i heart anal" guy

are the feeds lagging?

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why do they give their speeches to the whole house instead of the POV winners?

bunch of retard casuals

>An hour a week isn't long enough to show interesting storylines

>Instead have a monotonous 1 hour episode that literally only shows the main game points

I was into it the first week when they actually showed the relationships between the HGs. But this is just fucking horrible

yeah I was watching clips for s17 today and I forgot what it's like to have a house where most people know what's going on. s18 had the smart half coasting and a bunch of retards with no clue how to play getting picked off and this one is a bunch of retards getting lucky because of america

EVICTION

HERE WE GO BOYS

EVENT!

WHOOOO LETS GO

HAPPENING

EW OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS ON ITS HEAD

BASED F***ING SCOTT

neeley looks older hmm

habbening

thats a really shitty wig

Did she name her kid after the guy who impregnated her then left her?

LOL THAT WIG

someone needs to snatch that shit

FAKE
A
K
E

neeley tryin REAL hard to look 28 tonight

this buttmad cuck

shane is such a fucking beta jesus christ

Shane bitter as fuck lol

SHANES GOIN IN

they should vote danielle out now

THE ASS BLASTING IS REAL

way to ruin the blind side you faggots scott and jason

Dani is gorgeous

MONTE FELT THE SAME WAY

OHOHOHOHOHO

hues face kek

im stuck between wanting to protect shane because he's so cute and pathetic and wanting to hate him because he's such an idiot

Scott fucking owned shane

the leader's revenge though

>Monte felt the same way
OH SHIT SCOTT

scott shut him the fuck down in 5 words kek

>krispy crying because she has to get up

Meh shane being cucked beforehand for that speech was pretty good

>MONTE FELT THE SAME WAY
/Ourguy/ with the bantz

for our leader

I thought Monte was rooting for Shane

/ourguy/

BYE DANIELLE

Why exactly are the lnj going with this tie breaker?

dat ass though

It'd be even better if Scott evicted Danielle now.

BUH BYE

because why not

ROGUE SCOTT

Trips says it all

scott told them they want dani out. /ourguy/ and plastics want to completely isolate dani when she sees her crew voted against her

DANI LOOKIN GOOD

Neeley's wig

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF BB GODS LET HIM TELL SHANE TO GET TO STEPPIN

>Shane's finger wag

going to need a webm!

B T F O
T
F
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SHANE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE BANTZ

HE TRIED TO SHAKE HIM OFF AND GOT FUCKING REKT

force scott to get "blood" on his hands.

danielle i so fucking fake

not a single tear

TIME FOR HOH

LET'S GO

>good luck shane

Can we evict Dani and keep her booty?

GOOD LUCK SHANE

SCOTT IS SUCH A PIMP

based steve beta version 0.3

SHE IS BORDERLINE SMUG

SEND THAT BITCH HOME ON THE NEXT NOM

SCOTT CAN'T HOLD BACK HIS SMILE

>scott's shit-eating grin

was this a blindside or did they know?

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LOL KRISPY FUCK OFF

>good luck shane
fuck you scott that was prime GET TO STEPPIN time

desu I want to see Dani win for the house to keep going back and forth

>kryssy and neeley freaking out more than danielle
kekerino

why are these cunts crying over a round in the game

FUCK OFF KRISSY

IT'S A FUCKING GAME YOU RETARDED FAT PIG

>durr call of duty and halo
fucking lol
these people are a mess

is krispy retarded???? does she not know how big brother works????????

>tv time

>thats a real person you evicted
does this whale not understand this game? shane didn't die bitch

does this fucking fat fuck know what game she's playing?

It was going to be but then they found out and kept the vote split anyway

A REAL HUMAN BEAN

the fuck was krispy even upset about there

danielle still hasnt cried

she didnt give any fucks about shane

she is smug as fuck right now

Tbf Krispy is right in calling out scott for Shane's eviction

It was 100% personal

who cares though
if he evicted danielle it would have been "racist"

>they think its an endurance comp

hole shit she is more concerned with the giant zit on her forehead

she thought this was summer camp and is butthurt that the house doesn't sit in a circle and make unanimous decisions every week

wheres ya boy

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Everyone, give your energy to Hue to win this crapshoot.

the buttblasting this week would be off the chart

I can't wait for him to barge in all FRIENDSHIP YA BOY and krispy be such a low energy downer

no. I want her to win the care package

30 min.

I NEED CAPS

CAPS OF THE THING THAT WAS ON NEELEY'S HEAD

ITS A MENACE

in the backyard

if krispy was so ass blasted about a tie

why didnt she just vote shane out?

thats retarded.

Shane is the one of the two that has won comps and wasnt hated by his alliance. he was the obvious choice to evict.

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she claims that they voted for the tie so Scott could get his tv time. she is trying to take the moral high ground on this

>Krispy still crying about a guy who literally never spoke
I dun get it

I can't wait for Shelby to win HoH!

So everyone knew Shane was leaving, right?

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yee

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Dani would be more fun.

Scott may not be the smartest but he's alpha as fuck

fake ass ho

probably thinking about that puppy she killed

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Quiet before the storm

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yay only 30 more minutes of them sitting around doing nothing

you can cut the tension with a knife

s06 all over again

Paul Storm.

ya fuckin cunt

SCOTT IS A BEAST FUCK KRISSY

>YOOOOOO what the fuck is up OTT?!
>shit! can I not curse? PISSED

krispy's delusion is out of this world

STOP FUCKING WHISPERING JESUS CHRIST HE DIDN'T DIE

Scott and Krispy will hate fuck by week 6

krispy just wiped her pits on the pilow scott is using tonight

ASS BLASTED

BOO

FUCK PAUL

>Krispy rubbing armpit on scotts pillow

>krispy thinks she's been backdoored twice

fuck off fat cunt

>Krispy: I've been backdoored twice

What did she mean by this?

krispy is not for this game

feeds gold 2bh

Did Kys just Dani, Dani should have gone home instead of Shane?

>as someone has been backdoored twice
kek

this is the bitch who wanted to quit cause someone touched her clothing bag

yep

Krispy is now in Monte territory, the world of So Bad It's Good

inb4 krispy self evicts this week when she finds out america hates her

she has a 90% chance of being the america nom this week

The new vic

BBOOO FUCKING HOOOOO

the LNC is so fucking pathetic

how does Jason put up with their stupidity

yeah, it was really funny

>tfw LNC are going to treat Shane just like Cappy from s06

he thinks he knows how to play big brother

he's a good big picture thinker but he's really emotional and entitled too, just the way the dude is

>krispy saying she wants to break something

jesus christ i cant wait till shes a have-not and america's nom

shes gonna self evict 100%

its perfect for him
he knows he's in a good place for now if he encourages these people to cry and freak out

the edgelord is back

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OH IT'S YA BOY WITH SOME FRIENDSHIP

YA BOY

Twitter is turning on Krispy really fucking quickly

Absolutely delightful

Ya boy's here

he's gotta cult going like maggie in bb6 lmao

>danielle already slutting around

>Paul appears
Time to mute

>Shane has been gone for 30mins and Dani is already trying to bone Paul.

Danielle just said Paul can share her bed
ugh

this tension tho

>walks in
>calls Shane an asshole
>try's to fuck Shrimpman
Pretty good Paul so far, but the memes just started

SHELBY WHISPERED TO MORGAN "who is he"

even Paul can't bring up morale

>who's been boning

paul is so fucking weird

fuck paul

Paul's energy and their boringness shows how much better s18 was

>Paul: why are y'all being so awkward

not even paul spamming memes can bring the house together

This is so fucking awkward kek

how fat is paul planning on getting

please dont trigger me

>Paul's awkwardness and their normalness shows how much better OTT is
ftfy

Shrimp looks like he loves Paul.

wow Jason being a complete faggot to Paul

whitwhit looks ESPECIALLY cute right now

Fat enough to fuck Bridgette

>how much better s18 was

yeah, no.

he said he hated him plus he is all shook

trying to match Bridgette's pudginess

Bridgette's been baking goodies for him.

Neeley is creeping me out. Leave Paul alone grandma.

You can tell Paul and Shelby would not get along

yeah but calling Paul out on his FRIENDSHIP was pretty gay, even for that faggot

we all know it's dumb but he's just a negative faggot

watch the f-bombs, bro.

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He's too short for hue.

Paul must get paid per maymay he spouts

>still defending how awful this gameplay is
>still defending these boring feeds

I threw up in my mouth when she said "yas, daddy" to him.

Neither is true

The first 3 weeks of OTT has been way better than the first 3 weeks of bb18

>a "28" year old calling a 23 year old daddy.

paul didnt know any of their names

i dont even think he knows who jason is LOL

>hating paul might bring jason and shelby together

bb18 had some of the most boring feeds I've ever watched. Not even Vic or Bridge could save it

i miss bb18

Poor Paul, he was just straight up ignoring her creepy comments.

Paul is enjoyable only in short bursts

He can wreck my cunt with his fat cock every day of the week.

not true. a house with 16 people where we had Frank and Jozea was way better than a house of 13 people with shane, krispy, and neely

Neither you nor Paul can take the bantz

Stay mad

>scott points to pauls "fuck showmances" tip and says he did just that and the house is awkward now
pretty based desu

BB16 was worse. BB15 after Amanda left were pretty bad too. Though I think BB14 was like the only season entertaining up until the last day. It was fun watching Dan fuck with people all season.

how quickly they all forget

This comp is gonna take 10 hours desu. You think Paul can go that long without boning Bridgette?

That sounds disgusting desu.

it'll take 40 minutes. I'm going to bed

Man, Paul really got moobalicious in the house.

You guys remember when Ian came back for a comp in bb15 and was incredibly awkward?

I'm usually a contrarian faggot when it comes to these things

but I actually agree with you on all points.

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its the roll the ball down the plank comp

it will be over quick

Why was it, can't remember

Your not invited

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I wanna go get a snack but I know as soon as I leave the comp will start.

Yes, it was so much fun watching Jozea get the second boot, then Vic, and seeing Frank play an extremely sloppy game and get saved by the team twist.

For a season, that had the tank return, we had blindsides get ruined by Nicole and James,Day and Frank gunning for each other only to get taken out back to back, and then to have some of the most boring feeds after Paulie left with a final 6 of TWO showmances.

WAIT... HOL' UP Y'ALL

DOESNT BRIDGETTE LIVE IN LA TOO?

IS... IT... POSSIBLE SHE HOSTS A COMP?!!

Paul really could have bro'd out with ourguy on that, he was kind of a dismissive prick tbqh

you got 5 min
glad someone got a cap, too lazy to go back

got 3 or 4 minutes at least

bb16 is only bad if you aren't a true Student.

Watching Derrick literally run the house with an iron grip, never to be targeted since week 1 with the BotB twist was a beautiful thing to watch.

I wonder how Shane feels about Dani offering her bed to Paul without hesitation minutes after Shane leaves.

i dont think hes really supposed to show that much emotion to the houseguests because big brother doesnt want them to get a impression on how they look outside the house

Grodner gave her the worst edit of the season, so unless Paul and Bridge are actually boning, little chance

probs will never know

and your counter is that "nothing this week mattered because the america's nom went home" for the first 2 weeks is better? the gameplay hasn't mattered this season until now and Scott's going to get punished for it.

and yes Jozea being a fucking retard for 2 weeks straight was way more entertaining than watching these two sides of the house mope around and complain about the other for 2 weeks. only the plastics and shrimpman and scott are fun to watch. that means we already only have 6 people worth watching which is boring

he came down into the back yard on a wire dressed in a super hero costume

Derrick was the only entertaining thing in the house. Everyone else made it boring.

he can go back and watch his eviction on the feeds

they arent

no she does not live in LA

yeah but its BB budget and if shes close its easy money

whitneys going to win hoh

>tfw too "dyslexic" (read: retarded) to figure out how to watch the feeds

>casting a dad from the northeast with a bunch of east coast and southern people

it was fixed for him to win. he is out week 2 if vanessa or andy was in the house with him.

oh ok, i thought she was in southern cali somewhere close

>She's actually staying at Paul's mom's house and they have 2-hour fuck seshes each night

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BOTB is the shittiest twist of all time.

The feeds have been giving me hell all night, I'm going to scream.

>"nothing this week mattered because the america's nom went home"

Danielle didn't go home.

this comp is gonna take hours

I don't think that's where the fan mail stuff was went to. she probably just put that

is shane the biggest casting dud in recent memory? is clay worse?

as if he's going to

Dani is acting like a giddy school girl around Paul. She giggles at every little thing he says.

>Paul: Roll too fast, and like my sex life, it won't last

alex needs to give her tokens to the other girls

>it was fixed for him to win.

you can't fix shit when BotB exists as a twist.

Devin figured out how to beat the twist (make a giant alliance), Derrick then used Devin's paranoia against him, and after he left swooped back in and held the alliance together with skill

now read the next 5 words that you were too stupid to read, Shane.

Paul pls let me play with your balls

DAN GHEESLING BROKE INTO THE HOUSE AND IS STEALING ALL THE TOKENS

>none of them know wtf is going on

kek

clay was dope

he found a milffu, almost got in a fight with a 5'3 asian redneck and fucked a tranny

Paul is legit not funny

also
this

kek they're biting them open

shrimpman losing it

Moo is jealous

Cornbread, Monte, Shane, didn't effect the entertaining houseguests in a negative way.

We also didn't see Jozea for two weeks. Only one and he wasn't that entertaining at the end of the day.

There are much better strategist this season (Alex, Scott, Jason) and good competitors.

bb18 was a slog to watch then and to remember, while I'm enjoying this season much more

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shelby got one

>paul first person to mention scotts fucked sideburns
>asks if scott is trying to slide into alex DMs

>paul asking if scott is trying to fuck alex
top kek

faggot

>Paul asks Scott if he's trying to bone Alex

>Scott: awkwardly nods

o I'm laffin

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I want to rescue Paul

watch the f-bombs

jason is struggling

i think she has 2 now

and nice devils digits

shrimpman is the GOAT

new thread

is there a countdown clock?

does shelby have a pocket full of tokens?

>Paul is going to keep making shitty jokes every 30 seconds

Pass me the rope

sorry im late

shelby seeing paul for the first time

REJECTED

he will live on in Our Memory

Scott is Paul's Ball retriever kek

Top Kek

God. I miss Moo. I hope she's getting chubbier

how the fuck are you supposed to make them in

KRISPIEST HOH OF ALL TIME

I'm happy Krissie won.