>Hiya user! What sorta adventures are we gonna go on today, huh?!
Hiya user! What sorta adventures are we gonna go on today, huh?!
Gonna take a walk outside today...
The "ridin' my dick" adventure.
>you'll never ever have a quirky nerdy short and curvy gf like Jodelle Ferland
Why?
an alien parasite has taken over my testicles pls step on them to make the aliens leave my balls pls
You know why.
is worth watching 4 waifus
anal adventures
>waifus
>plural
>implying more than one
>implying you need more than jodelle
more like Jodelle Fartland
sorry, English my 15 language
in NO LESS than 100 words, describe EXACTLY what you mean by this
do you have downs syndrome?
do you think she's the kind of girl who could achieve orgasm exclusively from nipple play?
Stop waxing your arms and everything else for a few years and get back to me.
>Jodelle Ferland
>that nose
Another one of the (((chosen))) isnt she?
The one were I sit on my ass all day and bitch to strangers about my superior taste in movies/television and sometimes waifus. Occasionally I'll swing over to Cred Forums to further punish my dignity.
horrible skin
bet her pussy tastes like watermelon pop rocks though
>bet her pussy tastes like watermelon pop rocks though
go on..
>pussy tastes like watermelon pop rocks though
I want to know this feel
why the fuck am I dating a mexican?
>teehee you're so silly user :3
WHY CAN'T SHE BE MY GF?!
>spin me faster user! faster!
i'm definitely voting for Trump
wall just got higher bitch
>Rip off her shirt
>Push her to the ground
>Pull off her pants and panties
>Vehemently sniff her panties
>Get hard as fuck
>Proceed to fuck her as hard as I can
>Fuck a baby into her
Perfect
Today we find out how deep your "rabbit hole" goes.
>rape
>fun
Gotta fuck em softly user.
*I* will be going on an adventure into the world of superior japanese animation
you can wait outside my room until I've completed at least another thirty series
I'll be handing you piss bottles to empty on a regular basis, though. Wouldn't want my room getting too gross
She's only "quirky and nerdy" because shes ugly. Its a compensator tactic. Id rather just have a cute gf.
>user! How can you wach animes and not invite me!?
>ugly
oh you
Wew lad. She is genuinely unattractive. Relative attraction must be a bitch to not even be aware you're attracted to a 3/10.
I'd fuck her so hard her ancestors would feel that shit.
she's average as fuck.
that being said she's got amazing tits and i want more of those.
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>unattractive
>average
:P
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Where in the fuck do you even buy a scarf that big?
Well first of all, we're off to the hairdressers to get your hair dyed a non-degenerate color.
its dyed that way for a television role
and its qt
>Cred Forums
>accusing other people of believing the world is out to get them
>accusing other people of ruining things to help themselves
How come the more natural the hair the hotter they are? That makes me thing it's bullshit
>rapist shaming
rape can be soft and tinder too user
In the meme shop.
>he doesn't know about doctor who
we gonna suck of your tits
and with "we" i meant "I"