Cred Forums I'm thinking about getting a dildo but i'm pretty low on money...

I don't think there's supposed to be blood involved even a bit. but yeah you're probably right that the more expensive ones would be better.

About 30 euro max i'd say.

I already have a butt plug, it's not very big so i could go bigger with that but i kinda want to mix it up and not just have butt plugs.

easytoys.nl/realistische-dildo/levensechte-dildo-265-cm-huidskleur_25705.html

Looks good tbh, but it's out of my price range for now.

Go to amazon, there's a lot of cheap dildo. Naughty cove have some for a little less than 16$, for an exemple.

That's were I got my first toy.

Deluxe Silicone Real Dong Dildo (500 grams) big player, extra strong suction cup amazon.co.uk/dp/B00LSUJL2Y/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_tEzIAb6779XA8

I think the brand is not so important, but I would buy one made from silicone, that's a good material to use and easy to clean
You should be able to get one for that price or less

that's pretty much the sadest thing i've read here in a while. you can't afford a dildo but do have internet access and a device that allows you to post here? you are doing something wrong mate.

Two words: Alaskan Pipeline

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pro tip: don't get a black one if you don't want AIDS

Thanks i'l look into Naughty cove.

That's definitely good to know.

I dunno out of those 2 internet is more important than having a dildo imo. The internet helps me find a better job, a dildo wont. I feel preferring an expensive dildo over something that can help you in life would be a lot sadder.

Colour isn't the biggest selling point for me, but if i'm honest i'm leaning towards a black one as long as it was the same price

And don't forget to clean the toy everytime you use it before and after using it.

Oh yeah definitely, i have some experience cleaning toys from the buttplugs I've owned

AliExpress is cheap. A lot of it is the same stuff you could probably get locally but without the 300%+ markup
Inb4 ass ass cancer

Good to know.

Found one i kinda like

nl.aliexpress.com/item/Transparent-Dildo-Realistic-Suction-Cup-Dildo-Male-Rubber-Penis-Artificial-Penis-Adult-Sex-toys-for-Women/32766505596.html?spm=a2g0z.search0104.3.65.487f483crdcYKW&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10151_10065_10344_10068_10342_10343_10340_10341_10084_10083_10618_10304_10307_10302_5711211_10313_10059_5722311_10534_100031_10629_10103_10626_10625_10624_10623_10622_10621_10620_10142,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_7&algo_expid=529e90e9-a147-4370-8a9e-4b5b7206460b-8&algo_pvid=529e90e9-a147-4370-8a9e-4b5b7206460b&transAbTest=ae803_5&priceBeautifyAB=0

Doubting a bit about the size, either going for the medium or large one. I've never owned a dildo before though so i don't know how likely it is that i'll be able to take it all

Go large that’s not that big

That faak brand is a solid choice. They make some strange shaped dildos as well.
You'll need some lube too but yeah big should probably be pretty doable.

Get the smallest one you can find, you don't wanna be all stretched out and loose before you hit 40.

Is that the discount code? I thought the discount code was "Rogan" as said by Joe Rogan on his phenomenally popular podcast.

amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Crystal-Jellies-Suction/dp/B00162S184/ref=pd_sim_121_4/140-2211269-1970565?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00162S184&pd_rd_r=2VEB3N7Y30BVDKJ655PN&pd_rd_w=kUx6E&pd_rd_wg=vSscP&refRID=2VEB3N7Y30BVDKJ655PN&th=1

here you go sweetie

are you male or female?

It definitely is very cheap even if they aren't the best i think it would make a decent first purchase to see if i like using them and stuff.

Definitely looks great, bur i'm not sure if the price difference is worth it. any insight on it ? either way i'll bookmark it for sure might make for a good second buy for when i want to spend a little more. Also, i've never been called sweetie before haha, it's kinda nice.

male.

how does one discreetly browse and order such things from Amazon without completely fucking up their product suggestions and making the entire site forever about dildos?

Check out the app wish. Lost of cheap stuff on there, just takes a while to get, it all comes from china. Probably wont last long but should be enough to get you by until you arent a faggot anymore.

Make burner email and 2nd account.
If in a rush to put something in your ass, check out the vegetable section at the store.

>implying there are no other shops than amazon

I responded to a question about Amazon. I did not say Amazon was the only place to buy things for your ass

t. illiterate dipshit

Thanks, user. I was asking in response to those posting Amazon links.

Wish.com

Anyone have any experience with wish.com ? You're the second one to suggest it but not sure what the catch is.

amazon.com/dp/B01G9NR4GY

You can't afford $13?

My wife and I have both ordered stuff from there, not sex toys but just random things. It has always shown up, sometimes it took a few weeks, and sometimes it didnt look like what was advertised. I would probably try buying a dildo off of it.

Of course i can, but just because it's cheap doesn't mean it's good so that was part of the question. Another thing to keep in mind is that not all products ship to where i live. the one you linked for example is unable to get delivered here.

So the biggest downside of it would be that what you buy can take a long time to arrive ? If that's the case i don't really mind as long as the prices are reasonable.

Yea I even think their slogan is something along the lines of "If you can wait, you can wish"

I think its worth at least checking out. It cost nothing to look. And you can read reviews of people who purchased a specific product

I'm just a little skeptical, I've seen items that were supposedly like 100 usd originally but it's pretty obvious they never were that expensive so it seems they kinda lie about the discounts. and other times it's literally free, you only pay a few usd/euros for shipping. which makes me wonder how they make profits.

I dunno, I have ordered some of the free stuff and only paid $1 and I got it. It's all made in china so it probably cost them literally nothing to make, and it may be stuff that was rejected by the companies it was actually made for. It's like an online dollar store.

Go to wish.com. they have an assortment for cheap.