In this thread, we wait

*yawns*

*chews gum loudly

*clears throat noisily and gives a glare, then does the shush finger*

anyone wanna fuck in the bathroom??

braaaaaap

*accidentally falls over in chair, pants pull off in the process*

'Yawn'

*trying not to make eye contact with anyone*

*start to wonder if anyone can tell I just busted a fat nut in the restroom and the nut is dribbling down my leg*

*pulls out 3DS and starts playing fire emblem*

guys seriously i just got two eggs from one spin. and on top of it, there’s a bunch of eevees here!

Fuck this shit I need a cigarette

Shut up faggot.

WHAT'S UP BITCHES?! BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN!!!

Don't worry I'm omw

Sit your ass down cuckold. This is not some hooligan fuckfest

* ejaculates in his hand and smear it in this guys face *

*enters the waiting room*
*falls on the floor*

*I stand up behind him and say*
>"you mad white boi?"
*and begins to rip off his underpants and plow his asshole then I scream*
>"YOU MAD WHIT BOI?!?!"

*enters room, most seats taken but looking for one where there's a one seat buffer between me and another person. none found so I sit down next to an older gentleman*

Can I bum one?

Yes but do we have enough time

of course we do, i’ll be quick.

fuck this, this thread is now about nude redheads

Grin at the other 3 guys glaring at the gril with big tits

Sorry bro I only have 14 left

YO FAGGOTS
ANYONE WANT SOME GOOD POUSSAY IN HERE

*enters room*
no more seats, hmm, well. . .
*does the pic related*

Welcome to Cred Forums. Have you never played a role befor? I understand that there is a lot to learn, but these days lurking doesn't help. I'll let it pass this time

Is she peeing in the waiting room?
>wtf look intensifies

Wanna hear bout my time in 'Nam?

What are we waiting for again?

*screams* "WHEN the hell is someone going to deepfake jessica alba's face onto that irreversible anal scene"

D̻̄̊̌̈̂̈́̒̚͟͞Ọ̡̤̻̺͉͉̗̬ͯN̤̠̳̗̊͛̐̿̏̚͞'͖̑̊͒̈̆ͩ͜T̰̰̜̟̞̤̪̠̉ ͎̻͊ͬ̂͡Ä̸̖̗̖̪͈̞́͐̋̀͠Š̢̘̭͎̳̽ͩ͑K̯̟͓̱̩̫͉͇̪ͨ͋̉ͤ̃̌̈̆ ̢̜͙͕̋ͫ͒̐ͦ̇̉͊T̴͕̻̭̤͍̙͍ͣͪ̊͒͊ͨ͐̂Ḩ̙͈̳͔̬̓͝A͍͎͚̳ͨͪ́͆͋̂ͦ̽̚T͈̘̏̉ͭ̀!̩̳̱͙͕͆̋̃̃̇̾͂͞

Go fap u unsatisfied fag
In this thread, WE WAIT

*Enters from doctor only door*
alright guys, which one of you is first for gender reassignment surgery?

*sound of magazine page turning*

Anyone for a boiled egg?

...

Lets play the quiet game, starting now

Nam? Got it on Battlefield. Seems nice with the right weapon

He might have a point with this. But we still must wait, friends

just had one, actually. Rather nice.

No have one I insist

*crosses leg*
*clears throat and zones out to a plant*

it's okay, we can look at the firebushes while we wait.

*Accidentally farts loudly*

oh, alright.. one couldn't hurt I suppose.

HAHA thats such a good joke

*proceeds to roll a joint

shit happens

that was awesome

Focus on waiting, freind

You have to eat them all
EAT ALL OF THE EGGS YOU HAVE TO EAT THEM ALL.
*holds head and starts to violently rock *

"We're ready for you, user."

nail on the head

>enter room
>take a sit
>put on earbuds
*loudporn.mp4*
>reach in to pocket
>theres a hole in the pocket

I gotta run to the toilet, can one of you hold my soy milk?

leave it in your chair ill look after it

no

legend

ty, it's chocolate soy milk by the way

I know, but at least I won't have to tell what happened.

*sigh*

just gimme that fucking bowl already

Anyone want to trade finger boxes?

>soy milk
inb4 some Cred Forumslard starts screeching about oestrogen

Laugh a little, the woman next to you moves away but will not give up her seat. In the end she sits there holding her nose shut

Uh...is this the unicorn riding midgets fetish help group?

Maybe making this thread was a mistake... You can never leave...

Starts fapping.

{walks up to receptionist}
"ive been waiting 45 minutes now"

we

WAIT

*snoring*

Guys where'd the door go?

*gets back from toilet too soon* *Diarrhea shits all over the floor*

>to make the prison of...
that was what the TV guy said
the other one panicked, cause he was shown as a thief

*rolls her eyes* Please take a seat. There's still someone else's visit going on.

....well fuck, it's gone. I'm going to miss my fetish help group.

*Puts on unicorn horn*

Hope I don't relapse. Unicorns love horn raping.

soy milk will do that to ya

You don't want to know user...

>the only seats left are next to people
*stands*

*hands over dank eggs*

this is Cred Forums, bro. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

thnx brah much obliques

*quietly enter room, find seat with back to corner and start browsing /gif/ for trap threads*

What am I here for? *glances around the room if anybody is about to answer*

here user take my seat, I gotta shit again brb

CHECK'D

...Now back to waiting

I smell a nigger

Hello gents, I do love a good queue, what we waiting for?

*go to bathroom to fap, slips in diarrhea*

*walks in and accidentally makes awkward eye contact with half the room before finding my seaf. Sits down and pulls out phone, it is dead*
>shit
*doesn't know what to do with hands or eyes*

sigh

that's just your upper lip

*met with deafening silence*

Checked!
*continues to quietly look at the plant*

Did someone say weight?

*ruffles beard and smiles under plume of vape*
*takes mlp 1998 annual from satcel*

'' date rape eggs are best

Did you just assume his race??!!

SCREAMS AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE

Oy, want some crumpets son?

*looks over your shoulder and sees what you are browsing. Chuckle to myself. This is our little secret*

rapey fedora trips checked
yes, I am a bigot.

now back to waiting.

>his
You bigot

*Escapes by rolling a 5 or 8*

DID YOU JUST ASSUME YOUR BIGOTRY?!

sorry about that

*rolls a 2 and fumbles with the door handle, unable to open it. People start looking.*

Oh em gee. I'm just trying to create a safe space for all, I had no idea fighting the monsters would turn me into one.

Sorry my Nazi.

*reveals your gay secret to whole waiting room*

...

SINGS BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS the WORD!

*in the distance: "traps aren't gay"*

Does a 360 and walks out of there

The tumbler office is on the other block

*farts watery diarrhea all over my man skirt*

Oops, I ment

oh shit what have I done

Your correct, they are super gay.

"Alright guys, this guy shit all over the bathroom and the waiting room, we need to take this into our own hands"

What they are like super hot fully clothed and wanks you off with their feet?

Stop being a faggot

Make him use the gays to clean it up. They love shit.

you guys are alright
dont go to the waiting room tomorrow

shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeet nigga

I got a better idea.

Whoever cleans up the bathroom gets an exclusive Hillary did nothing wrong lapel pin with a few strands of her pubes.

kill the gay doctor who sticks it in peoples asses

*nurse walks out*
"is there a quads here? whats that? no quads? okay..."

Decaffeinates on designated floor.
Runs away.

Yeah fuck that fag.

im gonna gun you down, especially you nigger

But I had dub 9s!!!

"EVERYBODY FREEZE, EMPTY YOUR WALLETS, AND GET THE FUCK DOWN"

pssst.. Hey dafuq are we waiting for?

Hybrid coffin bean man?

das sum trippy ass shiat nigguh

I think we're either in purgatory or someone's going to get raped. But I got a plan. See that open window? We're only on the second floor and right below is a pile of old mattresses. I'mma jump for it.

And another thread has ruined by people who can't have a normal interaction without being homophobic racist edgy 13 year olds. Well it was good while it lasted.

Ok ima follow u lets fokin go.
Crash*

yo'ure mom gay

Hey egg guy, this faggy Nazi threw your eggs out the window!

youtube.com/watch?v=Ll0GCPFpNQs

"Normie meme about never freezing"

Erm.... Guys take look out the windows...

WERE FREE!

wait...why are we back in the waiting room?

Edgy

*awkwardly and obviously looks over to watch you play*

*makes autistic grunts and concerned noises whenever I see you do wrong*

SHIT. IT ALL MAKES SENSE

nice photoshop skills on your Windows pc user!

I think I finally got too old for this place... fuck

Hello, have we all checked in at the front? I notice there are a lot of people here.

Ok. How about we kill each other by choking on our dicks in a circle form.

I dunno, that sounds gay. My brother says it's supposed to be a secret.

gayest death ever.. but hey, maybe it'll work.

What if I look like this?

sooner or later this had to turn weird

Pokestop=CIA

No it's not. The CIA has nothing to do with this experiment. I mean waiting room. Continue with your waiting sir.

I can't take no more fucking neck beard noises
*click*

*grunting sounds while biting bottom lip and some commotion happening underneath a blanket which lay upon his lap

*Drops phone like a clumsy fuck*

"Is that shit good man?"

this is like at the amusement park where the line is the ride.

*glances down at the meat demon that possesses my body*
*this is it Gary, this is youre big chance, you’re dream to become Gemma is finally here*

>*raises hand in caution* m-me doctor....

>cont...

*gets startled and also farts accidentally*

*puts face to ass and wafts the aroma to nose* i can smell cat food in this?!

>fat lesbian sharts
>stinks up the whole room

*opens macbook air and browses facebook*

* cute 9 yo loli appears alone

*slams macbook on ground.* "What are ya gonna do about it, NERD"

Hey...is that cp??

"Hello little girl, where are your parents?"

*hand her a colouring book and some crayons and tells her to be silent, because we wait*

Nice dubs. You know that guy is a high powered attorney right?

OPs pic Looks exactly like the Hospital waiting room where I have spent at least 100 hours by now. the same chairs, the same shape of room, the magazines at the same spot. amazing. only the door is different and the Picture at the wall. wow

"wtf are yo doing?!"
*takes iPhone and takes a pic of you*
"ur gonna pay for this"

Your weird dude.

"Oh you think you're some big shot cause you went to law school?"

*Grabs iPhone, slams it on the ground as well*
"What now, NERD?"

I-i dont know, i think im lost!

Not me dumb fuck. The nerd your messing with.

No you're not weird, I love when crazy coincidences like that happen. The world is a weird place.

"Thank you sir"
*proceeds to draw something*

"Hey man if what your saying is true then I could be in some real trouble here. You've got nothing better to do while we wait, want to help me out?"

"Well thats no good, where is the last place you saw them?"

>inb4 she draws a big nigger dick and screams Hitler did nothing wrong

"W-we were in the car but then pum and then i was here but then i saw m-my dad face a-and i ran very fast"
*some tears go down her cheeks
I havent found my mum yet
*she starts crying

uh......yes

"I wonder what this man is thinking about"

"Shhh shhh, calm down. You'll be OK"
*Starts bringing her to the recpetionist*
"Now why did you start running when you saw daddy?"

*stops crying for a moment to speak

"My dad's face was no longer a face, nor one"

*starts crying again

*tourette syndrom kicks in*

NIGGER DICKS SIEG HEIL OMG FLUTTERSHY IS MY WAIFU

ugh too old

A broccoli flies in through the window as the screams of anarcho-vegans fills the street.

*Everyone remains silent while he is taken to the mental hospital

"Why is that sir looking at me?"

*waves and smiles sheepishly*

"g-guys.. looks I'm getting outta here! Take care!"

Would it be possible to get thousands of people to mail boxes of trash to the Russian Embassy for supporting Trump? Pictures of asses? Poems about vomit? Etc.?

The address is

2650 Wisconsin Ave NW, Washington, DC 20007

*turns head down and stares back at his aborted fetus porn videos*

*woman with a bunch of loud kids enters*

...appears

.. aaaaaaaand, they wheeled me right back in, no room at the loony bin, the ride never ends.

hi guys, I'm back.

*we wait*

*Gives look of disgust
"Wtf dude"

"Aww you poor thing, don't worry about that now. Just relax."
*bends down onto one knee and gives a big hug*

what the fuck is going on here?

*ignores and keeps staring*

*while youre the same height
*whispers
"Pls fuck me"

"Dude is that even legal?"

*pulls out a pokeball from within my backpack*
"Rabbitmon, use bite!"
*a bloody mangled rabbit corpse falls out of the pokeball and slumps on the ground*

"Pls pick up your dog"

*without moving his eyes*
"dunno, are you even a legal citizen?"

what we gonna do? we can call the cops, they can come and arrest him.. but, they can't take him away. We're in the waiting room, they won't be able to leave either.

*looks her in the eyes with a confused and concerned look*
"What did you just say?"

waiting for

"Rabbitmon return!"
*the blood continues to pool around the corpse*

No, not the cops, he knows im not a legal citizen, we have to kill him, he's a danger to the waiting room society and that poor little girl

start yeling to someone else here: FUKING NIGGER, FUKING NIGGER.

#metoo

I have to piss, but I'll miss my appointment in the process. *pisses pants*

*Stares at you with innocent eyes*

*three black dudes rise up*
"Ayo, wha you jus say whitey?"

"Fuck, ive a blood fetish"
*unzips pants and tries a stealth fap

As i enter this graveyard-silent room and the door sqeeuks close, i nod my head to the ones who dare to make eye contact.
Some of them may know who i am, but most likely, they are just being polite.
As i slowly walk to the center point of the room, all is still quiet, but you can sense some tension.

There i am standing in the middle of the room, i cough to clear my throat.

>*cough*
>Thank you all for being here today

And then i let go the most putrid, rancid, godunholy fart the world has ever witnessed. One that lasts the full 30 seconds, 30 seconds of damping hot semi wet awfullness, that slowly fills the room with the stench of an slowly rotting, cumfilled anal raped baby rabbit.

>Feel my inner german rising
>Give full speech in german about being such a good painter.

At this point most of the faces have turned in to disgust and horror.

I see how some are gasping for air, as i will stand here, proud and flatulent.

"Hahahahaha that guy has just farted"

"God, I must be hearing things, I need more sleep."
*scoops her up in my arms and starts carrying her to the main desk*

2650 Wisconsin Ave NW, Washington, DC 20007

*rallies a crowd and pushes him into the bathroom with the other 6 guys who were farting and shitting everywhere*

*starts trying to scoop the dead rabbit back into the pokeball*

test tho

"No pls, just one more sec"
*faps furiously

*whispers again
"Pls take me to the bathroom, i need your dick"

2650 Wisconsin Ave NW, Washington, DC 20007

2650 Wisconsin Ave NW, Washington, DC 20007

checked

.2650 Wisconsin Ave NW, Washington, DC 20007

Going to the vending machine, anyone want anything?

"You need to go to the bathroom? Ok."
*carries her to the girl's bathroom and sets her down*
"I'll wait right here"

crush grape flavor

for real though has anyone ever seen a nigger in real life before?

"Yeah can you grab me a kelp bar?"
*rustles through pockets and pulls out 42 cents. Hands it to you*

i'll take the most expensive water bottle they have. you really can taste the difference you know.

>nigger
Yes.

"N-no pls come with me!"

sure thing tyrone
wtf, sure thing
a man of taste i see

"Scared to go alone?"
*sighs*
"All right but we are going to have to go into the Men's room, I'm not allowed in that one."

"what are you guys here for? I'm here to get my contagious flesh eating bacteria situation sorted out."
*stretches arms out in chair, places them across shoulders/backs of those sitting beside me*
"also im a vegan"

*stands up and casually walks to the furthest available seat from this guy*

*Once in the bathroom proceeds to undress and start touching you*
"Haha finally"
*smiles at you

but if we kill him, he'll prolly just respawn. It is, after all, the waiting room.

"We have to break all his bones"
*sigh*
"Its the only way"

you guys seen the new black panther movie? my wife's son and i saw it last weekend and we loved it.

"Whoa, hey what are you doing?"
*grabs her hands to stop her and looks at her sternly*
"Why did you take your clothes off?"

guess that's the only thing left to do, really.

.. can I fuck him afterwards?

*takes out a bottle and takes a quick swig from it*
"..."

"oOf OuCh mY boNeS tHey hUrT"

>my wife's son
Cred Forums pls go

.. oh shit, you can't.

never mind

chill out mr skeltal, we're waiting.

"Cmooon user, nobody will ever know"

"Hey this nerd browses reddit, lets get him!"

"Ok, but i want to fuck him too so dont cum inside"

every fucking time we have this thread, someone turns it into pedophilia.

"Nobody will ever know what? I thought you had to go to the bathroom?"

it's.. j-just lube brah

Kek

still waiting guys wtf

Did the user that was going on a date with a deaf girl post his update? I've been waiting for a while and haven't seen it?

*sigh
You're too stupid to be a pedophile

*takes off the mask and the disguise

*waits for your response*

"Fuck it, im convinced go on"

*A SLOPPY MESS ENSUED*

*stands in the center of the room making a whistling sound to get everyone's attention.*
*unbutton butt-flap in pants and get into squatting position*
*have explosive diarrhea for 30 seconds straight*
*pick out peas and corn bits from the mess and sort them by colour*
*use hat to scoop up some liquid diarrhea and mix with bits of corn and peas to make a soup in the hat*
*throw hat like a frisbee at the sleeping receptionist*

Wait, you dont have VIH right?

>SINGING AND WAITING
>WAITING AND SINGING

*not sure what I am looking at*
"Uhh... what the fuck is going on?"

Pst I've been here since the first ever thread, I'm still waiting but that's ok.

It's not the journey that matters, it's the destination.

What are you waiting for man, I mean really. What are you waiting for?

Is that john cena?

no, nothing of the sorts, only some genital warts but it's under control at the moment so not contagious.

what are we singing, user?

...

"Dont you get it?"
"Im an undercover cop user, i was hoping to catch a pedo but i guess i'll have to go and try with the aborted fetus guy that was looking at me some time ago"

*sigh*

"Because you dont want me right?"

"What a relief"
*Continues the fucking*

Slayer - Evil Has No Bounderies

"You're only 9 years old and already an undercover cop? Thats really impressive! How did you end up doing that?
"...and maybe you should put your clothes back on"

"Yes i should, since no one in this room wants me"
*puts the clothes back and start acting like a girl again

THIS IS THE THAT DOESN'T END!!!

good, now go back to your crayons and the colouring book and draw something nice and normal. Like Adolf Hitler riding into victory on a black horse with a giant erection.

"Thats seems p normal but i prefer to continue my hunting*

-Sorry guys, i got stuck in traffic jam
*take seat*

What are you here for?

Can you pass me that 3 month old magazine?

Little girl here, nice reference btw

ehh.. o-okay

teh lulz

"Well of course nobody wants you, your disguise was too easy to notice. We all knew you were a cop"

anybody got any heroin?

Hey anyone sell on amazon here, heard its good money

Who let a nigger in here?

>Be me
>Be Cockroach
>wtf why so many humans
>see one playing mediocre video game on mobile
>Male mating with another male
>WHITEBOI.jpg
>this can only mean one thing
>their society is self imploding
>the time of the cockroach has come
>Going to tell tribe leader
>Gets stepped on by random doctor asking about gender reassignment

Anyone got any chocolate milk?

"Pretty sure that OD'd guy in the corner was saying something bout heroin. Or maybe it was fentanyl, I'm not sure. Either way go check his body, he might have some left."

nope, moot took it all when he left.

*sees cockroach get squashed*
"Heh"

rest in peace, kind Turk.

Nothin Personnel ... Kid

Fuckin kek