Story time

Well atleast you tried

A girl grabbed my arm in the club 2 months, I got scared and walked away like a faggot. Also it was my first time going to a club. I had no friends 3 months ago

I have no friends at all

I had no friends for 2 yearss. Joined college made friends that like me as a human being

I’m just a bad person tbh I wish I could be good

Become a trap OP, its the only way

Ngl I’ve considered it

Well of course you are, you didnt even rape a girl at the first opportunity.

Rape is bad

Well My friends call me nice and tell me I'm a good person, tell me I'm shy and innocent

Could be a lot worse

How

Are you hard or soft?

Nooooo user! I'm sorry man

Fully hard

That can't be erect

It is

Perfect solution

It’s life I guess

Is that hard or soft?

Become a trap

I’ve thought about it

Write today's date on it for science.
If it wont fit, continue on the balls

Post a pic without having to hold it up. And we'll know you're not fucking with us cuz there's no way

...

*inhaled sharply*
Man I really feel bad for you im sorry

Lmao the ad on this thread

Ok one sec

i mean it's not too bad... id still fuck

Kek.

Here you go

...

That's not erect. Your skins wrinkling under the head.
You might be 5" erect i bet

That’s as hard as it gets idk what to tell you

...

Ironic

that's called a foreskin m8

Yeah he’s dumb I wish I was 5 in

bruh im sure you can find a girl cause like i said id fuck cause you only need a few inches to get the job done

Lol are you a girl tho??

this

haha yep

If that's as hard as it gets you should see a doctor. I bet there's more going on here than not enough meat.

Had a physical 2 months ago

You know the rules.

Will you pity kik me

Tits and date, otherwise fake
Wow that rymed

ahaha one im really fckin ugly and two don't have Kik soo

Did you specifically bring this up?

Are you fat

We'd still like to see your tits, though.

nope

Provur ugly + tits or gtfo

No

Well then you can’t be ugly

Need Flaccid pics to conclude our scientific process

There’s not much difference it just stands up

Oml that picture + text made my day

soyboy

Go and ask. "Doc, I think my dick is too small." You already have a pic to share with him or her, so don't worry about getting it up in the room. It won't be the strangest thing the doc's been asked, and they're there to help you be a happy, healthy person.

Trips have been checked

...

Please make a kik I will literally do anything

...

You know rule no.1

Damn no way you're ugly femanon can you pity kek me instead of op my dick is even smaller. Pic is mine

Kik*

More

I had a hearty kek.

Hehe so come on and make a Kik already I have more for you

what kind of sorcery is this?

No kik me I’m begging

...

...

Fuck i feel so bad for you wtf

hmmmm

People keep telling me to be a trap

Cpowell219 please eeeee

...

me again ahaha

Are you a trap tho? Cuz i honestly think that'd be better.

im usually against this degeneracy but you should consider it cause there's no way a woman will want to stay with you or have sex with you

Shit give me your snap femankn or I'll give mine whichever I'm the dude that posted the second cock

I'm in the same boat, except I probably have 100+ pounds on you...

Ouch

show that pussy

nah. sorry to ruin it. plain ol vag having girl here

I know that feeling man im barely 4 inches myself

It does sound hot I can’t lie

Kik me

boi how many times i gotta say this i don't have kik

Girl, make a kik.

kik or not, you aren't ugly.

what's yours?

I will literally pay you to make one

Is it thirsty Thursday already

fuck i think it is

Hurr ima gurl, thread derailed

Wud you be willing to get a sex change?

We convinced OP to become a trap. Thread complete. Now more tits.

I look at a ton of sissy porn, yesterday I edged for 10 hours

What else we gonna do talk about some micro penis all day?

Anthonypcmr

im alright thanks

> Cred Forums in a nutshell

"the club"

STOP TALKING LIKE A RETARDED NIGGER!

yes give him emotional support

Lol thanks

Lol

>be me at 20 years old
>on a moderate amount of opiate pills, alcohol and weed...
>I'm on high levels of methamphetamine
>Girl is over at my house that I just met earlier that day
>We to go fuck and my dick is a limp noodle because of all the drugs
>I try to fuck her with a totally soft cock
>it's pathetic
>I'm high as a fucking kite so there's no quit in me
>I continue to try and mount this chick
>few hours go by and she asks me to just stop
>Im up all night while she sleeps
>wake her up in the morning and got a half hard
>fucked her with it... still very pathetic
>she tells me my dick is small (not that small but obviously is when I'm totally fucking limp)
>I tell her she's a fat ugly bitch that's why I cant get it up (she was but that's not why I was having issues)
>yeah it sucked, worst sex ever

Gurl I really want to choke you all fucking night. Would love to see more of you? You got hangouts? Maybe snap or insta. Some thing cuz gurl I got a big surprise that I think you'll love.

...

Dude. I'm pretty sure my flaccid cock is bigger. 10 incher here, it's got girth to it so it actually hurts girls who don't want it to hurt. Feel bad you, nakes me feel good though. I hate dealing with people and am not that attractive. So I really only get sluts

no problem

kek

holy shit I can't stop laughing

is it like a massive kinder surprised cause i fuckin live them

I’m probably going to commit suicide

No just become a trap and settle with some rich sugar daddy

I would if I didn’t have a career

a career wont make your dick big

...

Lol RT

so good