Waifu thread

Hips!
Barentain kureimer kureimu.
Fluff.

Yeah, hips like hers are better to grab fam

Why suddenly carrots?

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So we moved

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Yus

Dunno

Still protect.

Chen is dead user

What's her headpiece supposed to be?
That's super smol.
Pantsu!
Yup, we always do.
Rabbits die if they get lonely, will she die if she gets lonely?
Daughteru kureimu?

Just suddenly bunner?

(Mash)
Feeling hungry? I don't know if my leftovers would be suitable.

(Nep)
Hmm, that's a good idea, been ages since I've done more than a half hearted drawing attempt.

I might finish up translating a manga chapter first.

(Rory)
Horizontal eating is always amusing to watch. Mine are doofuses who try to catch like alligator traps- they either get it, or it falls.

I'm sorry

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For how long?
I'll inhale anything you put near my mouth

Ye, was a different image than the one I thought
>Theres a lot of fanart with pantsu and apparently the consensus is green panties

An official part of her manga uniform.
Although it being on her bed makes it heightened horizontal eating, and she moves it into easier spots. Its funny to watch.

Rem claimed

>bud texts me
>he tells me about eating pancakes with ranch
>with ranch
>RANCH
I need new friends.

I won't let her be lonely then.

Yeah, I guess, they're good pics.

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How about cyanide?

that does not sound good ;~;

Yes, why?

Oh cool

They are too.
If they were more savoury, bacon pancakes, I can sympathise. But if its sweet pancakes then yes, you do.

You know japanese?
Lace?
Yeah but, what is it?
Protecc uwu

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Do it.

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Why did you ignore me ;__;

Indeed.

Always protecc the waifu

kureimu is nice but I'm not her daughter.
Always protecting the small. Very cute chibi btw.

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Nah, none have lace, except for this one if this is considered lacey

Aww will ya addd me then dear mashy? I promise no leaking or anything

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when?

youtube.com/watch?v=y6A_lSlD8sM

Sounds like he's having a blast.

Blackened chicken & butter sauce over rice it is then.

The worst is lazy horizontal eating where only the head moves. If he's lazy enough, the Belgian won't move to the food, he'll just put a lazy paw out to try and get me to nudge it closer for him.

>pancakes with ranch
That man is a monster.

Not fluent, but I'm decent. Translating isn't hard, just takes time to look up the stuff I don't know and then polish it up so the typesetter can fit it into the page properly.

I've done stuff on/off again over the years, all for the practice and fun of it.

>I need new friends.
took you a while to realise that

Just a cute headdress.
Wait. Did you just refrigerate butter sauce? And yeah, she sometimes gets like that with toys. And our old lab did that all the time, then got the bone stuck behind his neck and used it to massage his neck.

Give me some. We can do it together ^^

You should be a skool teacher then~

Hmm~ I will think about it.
It really sucks because making that Discord took a lot of out me, I don't know if I can do it again...

Last thread ;__;

Mmmh rice

I see! I must have missed it, I am sorry.

Nah, that's frilly at the very best.
Protecc that smi... uhm... yeah..
That's quite cool to be honest, I only know english and spanish.

Suddenly...

You passed on that chance when you didn't add me on discord. Tough luck.
Now do it yourself.

Yes?

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Fuck off Sono

Come on mashy, you've got my word. I just want to talk

You were posting low quality pictures.

Yeah then no lacey, very pure soul

Mine

He just posted a higher resolution of your previous picture.
He doesn't like low quality pictures so looks and posts the source image.
Yeah, that's more like it!
Nice.
>rice
>fancy
What, do you eat cardboard or something? Good Lord...

Don't be rude

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sorry about that

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Ooooooooooh you are Sono. Can't talk to you then.

You know...My data likes this right? Can't argue with only 31 kb.
>sips tea

I'm gonna slap him.

Just pancakes.
He even had syrup on them too

He's about to get blasted with Kurt Cobain's microphone

He's pretty weird at times

Indeed

yep, what was on the chicken filet from last night. The rice soaked up the rest already.

It's not as difficult or fancy as it seems once you got the cabinet stocked up. That one took longer to wait on the rice than it did to prep and cook the chicken.

Spanish here as well. At least that one gets me bonus pay at work since it makes life easier for everyone when you can interpret for them. If you know two languages, that's one more than many know.

*stifled-snicker.jpeg*

Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori

Alright

>bites the pocky

I honestly can't see them til after I post

that does not sound nice!
hello Sachi! are you well today?

R-real quick, Chen didn't kill Bern, Bern and I did not team up on Chen, and I d-do not have and h-have not cared what Chen does in around...6 years.

Remember kids. No arcs.
*vanishes*

hello Alice! I hope you have a nice day.

she already left can't you read

Sup Vali?

I wanted to say it anyway ;~;

>6 years
And as usual, you were lying, you worn out cocksleeve.

Guys wtf stop giving Mash replies!

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Kys faggot nigger

>Glitch City best Bartender claimed

Evening /waifu/.

White panties are the most pure form of panties.
Mhm! Do you mind if I ask what do you do as a job?

go to her chat and tell her then: anekiho.me/chat2

you expected any different kiddo?

Hello! Have you gotten word on your cars' repair?

hello Jill! are you well today?

I think so long as yhey aren't super lacey and the sort then they are all equally pure

See

Oh. Then yeah, the ol' Cobain Mouthwash works.
>reusing butter sauce
Evening.

Reee, see

Oh, no, don't take it that way.
It's just a tick I have coming from a strange theory that I made up that you show respect to your waifu in the simplest of ways, including the quality of the picture.
Next to that I just can't stand low quality.

So like nep said, I find the source image and post it so that the person can use it from then on.

It sounds insane and probably is.

I'll have to admit defeat on that one though. I can't find the source for it, only faded and corrupted ones.
It's why it took so long for me to reply.

Alas.

Waiting on the part shop tomorrow. Turns out Mazda had issues with said part so its super cheap, and investigation concluded that my transmission is fine. All damage kept to axle only.

I think I am, didn't really have an awesome weekend but I guess it could do.

Heyo Rory, how's it going?

Makes me feel good knowing the only thing you've done with any of my pics is make it a png instead of a jpg

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Its okay LoveAnon I still love you! How's your weekend been?

I felt bad when I didn't add you, you were one of the people wanted to talk to the most. I got all panicky too...
Do you think I can add you when I make a new account?

Who's this?

Why can't we just talk here like normal people?

Sachi was right, we shouldn't use Discord and just keep everything in the threads.

ouch

You never had fancy rice?

I just like your waifu...
I didn't know that would be a bad thing...

Was the chicken too cold by the time it was all put together?

Hi Duke can we talk? I promise to be all clingy and junk if you don't want.

Alice-chan

oh no ;~; I am sorry. what was not awesome about it?

voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori
no
you don't love me
jill yourself~

Diapered Cléophée is best waifu

>It sounds insane and probably is.

People, including myself, used to do this in 2016 /waifu/, which was even worse in terms of samples and bad pics than nowadays.

It's not that bad of a thing, IMO. A lot of people used to get pissed if you posted the better pic for them back in the days, for whatever reason.

Ha Ha Yeah Motherfuckrs!

Curtsy,
Duke Zuur

Alright thanks

I do though

What do you want
Those were simpler days

>axle damage
Better off to replace entirely.
Its going fine. Need to sort out one quote before I take them in to the company for insurance to probably write off.
I remember the dank uprez times, and was grateful.

clam it *pretending soft-stuff*

I usually appreciate it
Renge art is hard to find, high quality even moreso
Also I think I've been here 2 years as of this week

That's good news! I'm happy for you.
Hopefully the weather won't be too bad this week for you, then, since you said you have to walk to work...
How did your Sunday turned out?

Laaaame, back to the good old question it seem dear Mashy. Disc when?

Jilly~~~!!!!! Hey hey hey!!

Indeed they were, when the drama was about "elitism" because people would post better versions of pictures, lul

Indeed.

My 2 years will be in April, on the 11th iirc.

I was think you and I could start over.
But this time I will not lie to you, or lead you on, or try to manipulate you. Erm but sometimes I don't even know I'm doing it so you might have to check me from time to time....

Give me a few weeks, please...

The thread of the niggers

that is a very long time! I'm glad that you have stuck around.

Sure.

Oh, ha.
Makes me feel a little more at ease about it.

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Anyway, I'll go get some pizza!

>lurkkkkk

First days, and now weeks? laaaaame. Besides, even though you had a disc for god knows how long you kept saying you didn't -_-. Come onnnn Mashy boy, when did I ever do anything against ya?

When you walk away. You don't hear me say

What you mean? I am. CV joint and everything else, is only going to cost me like 70 buck ish. In Canadian at that.

Kind of. Still wiped out my smokable budget so I'm a bit irritable from that.
And alright. I spent time some on here instead of watching dragonball for once. Gf and I have been hard watching Super for like 4 days straight. I had to change gears.

18th, close enuff.

Thanks, I'd say I'm mostly glad for the time I've been around, considering how much time I've spent year when I was making threads 24/7.

Yeah, it's not a bad thing.

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(( "fancy-fake devil-stuff? ))

ssillybillyibly wibble wound wakorner

sorroes sprroes sorroes sorries sprite is good :p

lil' trickster-demon you..

who? the fluff

Shinnyyyyyy~~!!!

Hiii comrade Vali!

voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori
no you don't
you killed sayori ;-;

have a good time!
that's good

uuh, here* brainfart.

Don't forget Telegram ERP
>Wow, what a great idea!~
Were you thinking I would say this? Pretty sure I made it clear that I want nothing more to do with you

PLEEEAASSEE

Impressive, very nice
All I know is that I joined sometime shortly after I came back from basic, around mid-February

Naw, I don't mind. I'm a health inspector by trade, if it involves food, swimming pools, or mosquito control (think of Zika virus/West Nile), we handle it. But since a lot of business owners and citizens are native Spanish speakers, they give language pay here.

I'm willing to live with it since it's leftovers. Otherwise, nope.

Nope, you just time it out so everything finishes at the same time- no waiting around and stuff getting cold.

Sayori is posting now though!

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Is that a kingdom hearts reference?

I guess I'll post when the dog killer is not around. Bye bye waifu! Remember to protect what matters most to you.

So am I, that was the best part of the /waifu/ experience.

Telegram elitism memes

Mmh, that's nice, I do remember you being here before I came around.

hurru b right back

friends 404, lovers last forever

~Famous Last Words of A Candlestick Lantern

Trying a new angle, huh?

Back from playing Overwatch for a bit. Not as a healer, for once! It was a good refreshing experience, but I think I'll stick to healing.

Dragon ball marathon, huh? Was never a big fan of it myself.
Are you close to finishing it?

Hello dear Jun! How's the day going?

do you love me yet?

voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori
that's not the same person ;-;

healslut

Earlier drama was just as bad tho, like people from a certain discord shitposting way too hard on the thread or anything Tiff related.
Makes me realize for how long Myloo has been around too.

Neat, got to play with Suzu chan...which led to me getting carried hard

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oh no ;~; where is the other Sayori then?
these are not very good, friend.

I didn't realize I was
I always considered you one of the oldfigs
Maybe just because you have been a far more consistent poster
I lurk often enough but after 4-6 months I stopped posting as frequently

Nono, you should really try this one.
It's perfect for it.

Sounds like a great time! Were you playing R6?

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voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori

why does duwuwuwuwuke attract all the crazies owo
when did my loo start posting?
dead because of you :(

Eeeeeh, it was pretty autistic, yeah.
Summer 2016 was definitely autismo peak.

Probably because I was posting more frequently, yeah.
Although I've started posting again recently after not posting for quite a while.

I had a fair Saturday, staying at a pal place for the evening to play some poker or fighting games; but as for the rest, I guess the world wins, I admit it, I'll give up on the only thing that I seeked for so long.
Think I'll focus on work or whatever and see how it goes.

Most likely not anytime soon.

That's good to hear, plans to follow in the meantime?

Good evening Junko, how's you?

Jesus fuck thread is fast these days.
youtu.be/YlEb3L1PIco

Hi Dad
I am the oldest oldfag

Stop being so harsh on yourself! You played against people way above your level! Don't think I didn't notice you killing the Phara as Widow. Nice shots! I'm sure you could get better if you put your time into it!

Yay I will add you first then ^^
M-maybe we could play a game on Steam?

I hope you choke and die

I'm nervous because I know how you are in private. You're a bad influence on me. I really do want to change but you're making it hard

Cute mouth

awh.... alright...
I understand...
But if you do change your mind I promise to treat you fairly and I won't mess around anymore. I miss talking to and Akame.

I always get the times wrong...
Mostly because my parents want to use the kitchen at the same time as me!!!!!

Die

I love you.

no ;~; that is not possible.
I see! that sounds like it was a fun time, but the rest is sad. what did you give up on?

>telegram
>ever

Nope, Overwatch. We got annihilated but was fun

Good good, not bored for once Jilly!! And how's the evening for the best bartender going~?

Nope, was all you Suzu Chan! You carried me harder than a Belarus farmer would carry a sack of potatoes

Come onnn Mashy boy, nothing bad is gonna happen

HONESTLY...No. I'm at like... 88 out of whats out for the latest version. But I have seen everything else pretty much...I think. Without going all crazy nerd "lets find it all".
I've watched so much of it I'm surprised I've not used Bulma as a waifu or something. I would have definitely had an easier time finding pictures to post with...I'd post her now but all I have is some very lewd shit.
She might be growing on me otherwise though.

sorry but i dont love trash back

You will never chain LoveAnon to your bed as she's telling you how much she loves you while doing it

voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori
why not owo
it is :(

Hell with it, I'm just gonna stay up until tomorrow morning. If I get only a couple hours of sleep I'll just feel worse

>666

Confirmed

Stay mad, you fucking bitch~

please do not say things like this.
I do not believe you ;~;
good luck!

I'd rather be there for him because he's clearly not saying whats on his mind here.

So don't believe him then. I'm right here.

Well Satan...I'm ok with that.

voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori
so you don't love me then ;-;
ignore the fake sayori :(

hello Sayori

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Oh, and have a squeeze of lemon on that scar.

steamcommunity.com/id/Ekatsi

Sono's steam.

Thanks love user

April 4th 2016 for me. Weird, time fucking flies.
Ive learned that with anything vehicle related, replacing is generally better than repairing.
>jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Not really. Get annoyed at my body some more.

You make less sense as time goes on.

OH BABYYYYYYY

Welcome to Sachii, autism embodied.

How old are you son

I did the same thing
Went essentially on hiatus for a while, dropped in the discords occasionally, found I didn't entirely like them and came back to posting here

Only elitists use telegram tbh
Did you win? I only play Mercy tbh

That's the best you can do? I'm disappointed.

You should know that dad
I'm 22, how old are you?

but that is blood-chan's steam!

>Less than a month since my 2 year anniversary
Worst timeline.

Don't go~

How are you holding up then?

What is it Shinny dear~?

>I've watched so much of it I'm surprised I've not used Bulma as a waifu or something
kek
Uh, yeah, maybe take a little, tiny break before you lose your mind...

Glad to hear you had fun today!
Post junko 68!

Duke Zuur

I'm doing my best! today that is good.

love me now

Ah I see. We have the same mind, but my language didn't convey my method properly. My apologies.
Yes definitely. If I had the budget I usually would try and replace with better than stock parts. OEM is overrated imo.

I was saying to the lady earlier my surprise that a picture had shown up beside Sachii, and added "It's like its evolving"...she retorts
"Yea, like gonorrhea."
Fuck I almost fell out my chair.

Just for a couple hours. There's only so much "Universe could be erased" tension I can handle. Plus, Goku's calmness is pissing me off. I'm in full agreement with Beerus. Dude, what the fuck are you doing? Like...oh my god.

>im gunna post this and the threads gunna be above it....

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Ui?