WE GOT A SNIPER IN THIS THREAD, EVERYBODY GET DOWN OR YOUR GONNA REG-

WE GOT A SNIPER IN THIS THREAD, EVERYBODY GET DOWN OR YOUR GONNA REG-

shut up you fucking nig-

fuck off with these thre-

COVER ME SO I CAN GET AN ANGLE ON THIS SON OF A BI-

hey dumbasses you're not supposed to use a da

Holy shit, nice du-

this is so fucking stupid all of you are fucking retar-

> UFOCKINGWOTM8

I wanted to kill myself anywa-

no fucking dashes bi

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever b-

I'm a woman and therefore I can't be shot because that would be oppression and harassment

The dash is used to signify the gunsh-

Wow, you seem like a lot of fu-

need to reload

>thi-

Che-

What is going on in thi-

...

If trips, i kill sniper with my own ja-

You're not supposed to use a hyphen you shi

Oh, I'm sorry. Was a bit preoccupied getting shot by a sni

holy shit che

Black people are inoce

these threads are fucking cancer

*innoce

>these threads are cancer
>continues to post in one, instead of moving past it
>kek.mp3
Ahahaha what an utter fa-