Ant dubs decides what to say
Ant dubs decides what to say
holy shit she literally checks off ALL the boxes
"I spend a lot of time thinking about eating you out."
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Want to have a threesome with me and a Rabbit
scroll down please i want to read the rest of this holy scripture
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Are you retarded? there are only 2 genders
you have not even matched with her yet you cumpocket
Ask if she’s circumcised
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Ask her if the glasses are to stop her beady eyes getting gummed up with cum
reroll
Send nudes
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Do you think you could show me how gay you really are and peg me with a bad dragon horse cock?
Bra size?
Better a hellhole than a shithole. Speaking of which, can I stick it in yours?
Roll
Kill all Niggers go trump, reroll every single post at the same time
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He can't say Shit they haven't matched
Rawl
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"I'll have you know I've picked up a lot of Jewish girls. And all I needed was a dustpan."
I want to stick my fist so far up your cunt that I can pick you up and use you like a stupid, vapid, useless, blubbering flesh puppet...
Oh shit, OP here haha I got some work to do
Roll
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Winrar
Rollerrink
Rololololol
>reroll every single post at the same time
Does that mean that now OP has to send EVERY post?
winrar
Rlolollolo
Deliver
I just killed my dad, and am about to kill my mom and sister. Send the cops, and I'll shoot them too.
Delivar
Can you taste my throbbing meat stick please Miss?
Yeah, and this too
do you want to wazzle wazzle my dodo bird?
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You missed/ignored the fisting one
humanity no longer deserves to exist
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You're not done yet OP
I posted that anyway haha I'm not sending every single one, she'll just unmatch if I spam her
I'm a semiapteryngeminal genderfluid cross-male with a major in 20th Century Revolutionary Feminist Activism from UCLA-Berkeley, and a masters in Feminist Psychology. I am a cat otherkin and a fervent polytropophile with a penchant for neologistic Miyazakian photography, with a specialty for antidemic landscape photography. My diet consists of cultured vegetables, burnished radishes lightly seasoned, pure organic soy milk, and activated almonds. Polygamist specialist with non-ethnocentrist preferences; niggers tongue my anus.
>Do you want to wazzle wazzle my dodo bird?
Not really funny anymore, it’s funny when it leads to something
roll
Good shit so far, I'm awaiting a response, none yet.
What in the fuck is this mathematical jargon?
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Btw i was driving through when i matched her so the locstion isnr anywhere near where I lived so don't try any Sherlock Holmes shit on me, I'm delivering too
> it can't even spell 'fascist' correctly
>hellhole of a country
Interesting.... 0.o
Is she turned on by this shit??
LMAO MY SCHOOL! GO OSPREYS BITCHES.
You win yourself, you have to send her the “interesting”
> it actually turns him/her/it on
Who knows with these creatures.
Also, OP, shoutout to you being 904. DUUUUVVVVVAAAAAALLLL.
Bad news: if you wanna get with this chick you're going to have to let her bang you with a strap-on.
Good news: user just got OP laid, and that's pretty cool.
You are right my guy
>she fucking likes it
“Why don’t you show me what you got for me, mama?”
Then wait for her dick pics
Reroll
Time for a vote, does she have a penis?
will you wrap me in saran wrap? completely?
Winrar!!!
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“Can I being a true jaguar and miss the end zone but still end up being comfy on the sideling all cuck like?”
I can only cum if you call me Mein Fuhrer
>fish puppet
do you have a pussy or a cock? and is it the pussy or cock you were born with?
reroll
WIIIIIIIIN
Re roll
Now wait for a response
this
[b]Hello[/b]
Rolling
Lol win but trash reply
If she doesn’t have one, she definitely has a clit the size of one
Clever but she wont get it
I’d still suck on it.
pleeeease
posting in a queer place
rollin
this please
We can meet up at the McDonald's at (any McDonald's address)
WAIT FOR A REPLY
are you a bot or top?
stupid forking faggots got no get
hey, are you a robot or a real person?
“This might be a little too personal, but, are you into cuckolding??? It would be a huge turn on for me”
RE Scroll
THIS
roll for this
why can no one get
this
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What the fuck, did she not read the other messages?
Anyways, rollin for waiting for a reply
the thread of no get
just end it
OP?
G
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i am a meme king this is NOT spam
ALSO FAKE AND GAY
I last longer than Hitler on cyanide pills
no get said okay faggot
She is not aging well
The irony
winrar
WINRAR
the get must be close
anything for you
This is better we let her ask the questions and he can look for the response in dubs
Oh baby. I want you to fuck me like a dog so I know what it's like to be a bitch in bed.
fuck
dis
nevar
I WANNA SEE HER QUESTIONS!!!!
GET
this
Just for the record, OP here, I was just on a date with a super hot chick (relatively, that is, but still pretty fine) and she wants to take it slow before some serious stuff. I felt blue balled so decided to swipe some more when I got home. And now we're here.
fagggot
The dubs have spoken
Checkd
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Do you go to UNF OP?
i cant wait until your tongue is in my ass, i have a piece of corn stuck in there
ALRIGHT lets not try ruining this. Please use good dubs i wanna see where this get us. Plz weed out the autistic dubs
whats her question
aww, well thats nice :3~ i miss going out
thats not how this works son
Ahahaha fucking Jax tinder dude
Can't say I'm surprised
Ayyyeeee another 904. DUUUUVVVVAAAAALLLLL.
ooh rolling for this one
The dubs say it
By the way, I'm not replying with meaningless dubs, that's just mindless and ruins everything.
Okay gimme a response boys!!!
welcome to /b how can i take your order?
non-binary
thats a dude bro
I'm illegal, so I can't vote
No, I went to college 800 miles away. I don't even live in Jacksonville.
wow these people aren't just a meme
Roll+you could milk me longer than the US milked 9/11
Baja Blast to win the Mountain Dew Contest.
If you want the conversation to keep going, you have to say Hilary.
Holy fuck for real, is that her question
oh no she's b8
Bernie Sanders
Jill stein
Gary Johnson
Say Hilary, nigger
Can't vote if you're 15.
the evil queen herself
Sanders
I wont it to work like this for once . I have seen some many of these and all were autistically ruined . Yeah some dubs are hilarious but lead to dead ends
irrelevant
Roll
I didn't vote, I'm here illegally
What a waste of dubs.
WINRAR
Thi
roll
immigrants cant vote
WIN AND IT WORKS! DUUUVVVAAALLL
O shit
I'm 24, and if no dubs soon I'm saying Hillary to further the convo.
Also someone archive this and link it I need some friends to see this shit.
This one
kek
I’m undocumented can’t vote
Checked
good dubs
GET!!!!!!
Trump, but only because I like Pence
Trumpeezy
Now I know you’re triggered and wanna smash for sure
Op is making it work u cuck
Didn't vote, all had issues you didn't agree with. Being neutral might work.
I didn't vote, the candidates were atrocious.
WINRAR
here we go
winrar
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which one you cunts i say the illegal one
where the fuck did my Cred Forums go??
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This gon be good
I would like to facefuck you to the beegees- stayin alive
Finally a good thread
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>This
We should word filter feminist to rat parent or rat lip.
Nice
First win and your best bet
Dubs for the followup to this:
But, if I were to vote, you're question is still irrelevant. There was nobody qualified to vote FOR, only candidates to vote AGAINST.
Kek
WINRAR
This is awesome
Now we wait
the 77th one
^^
I can take a pinkie but not a whole dick, that'd rough
True Art
But, if I would have been able to vote, I didn't like any of the candidates, so I probably would have done a write-in vote for Christopher Poole.
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Ranch me brotendo
Gogogo
I dont know dad but keep up
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it doesnt matter, we are still going to fuck
checked
OP here, still waiting on reply, I'm also now on my computer so it's easier to do all this shit. Didn't think the thread would get this popular lol
Re
WINRAR
This
Retrying for the Moot reference.
this
OP keep in mind the thread, so you make another one before we reach limit
get
This
Fuck yeah! I made it into one of these things.
MootMootMootMootMoot
Trying trips for this
chingchongkow
i got aids from her picture
REEEE
trips nevar lie
Oops...meant to MootMootMootMoot this.
Damn.
These are always fun
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trips count as dubs
Trips of truth
rolling for reply
tell her trump, you voted trump cause you're sick of the fucking niggers
if she defends niggers shes a fucking lib snowflake kuk make sure she damn knows
please
Shit
dubs make it so
should I just make a new one now? What's the limit?
roll
roll lmao
fuckin squidward nose
315
is that an official roll
Why do you say you are Jewish?
Your crotch-centric life is obviously devoid of anything that the Messiah would consider praise worthy.
I am slow to judge, but you are certainly on the Hell Express by your own admission per Jewish beliefs.
What a waste of trips.
Enjoy your aids
I DEMAND HER RESPONSE
OP must send
you are so gay i got aids from your picture
your dubs say so
THISSX40
The write-in for Moot made me kek
At the moment of this reply 247 replies, make another thread now.
Is it just me or does Rita look better on her IM pic?
Update
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>reading comprehension
thread starts to auto-sage at 300 replies
this nigga
You ruined it, kys faggot
You should have at least waited for her responce
lets 666 this
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
Now I've got a question for you cunt
Ever seen a mexican cock?
666
888 ithink I might love you. Please accept my smegma
Rerroll
Once more
The hell almost 999
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