NEW THREAD, DUBS DECIDES RESPONSE TO THE RIVETING TALE OF THE FEMININAZI WHO WANTS TO PEG ME WITH A BAD DRAGON DILDO

roling that

last moment

I know right, fuck that guy

I've never gotten trips before. If trips, OP meets her and gets his booty blasted.

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yep, this dude

Post her other pics fag

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Jill stein least awful.

Op ruined it with the aids text, he should have waited

if trips you have to FUCK HER/

I was a huge fan of Bernies fat wife

SHEEEEIIIII-

Ugh she definitely sounds like an insecure, beta virgin

WTF is she blind

Op you could of ignored that trips about the aids. Hopefully she doesnt block you but who knows she might be aggressive

Christ, liberals are such cringe

Or this

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rollin

say you would've voted for Joe Exotic

Ayy lmao

bird up

Well, she is a liberal. And has that hair.

“How much do you weigh? I don’t usually fuck fat ugly chicks but I chose Dare.”

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I couldn't vote but I did buy a MAGA hate.
(she just wants to know how you feel about trump without asking it)

Say Jill Stein or Bernie.

I refuse to believe this is real, feels too whack.

How the fuck is this real? I'm a Canadafag, do the libtards get so butthurt about Trump that they will ignore "your picture gave me AIDS" as long as you didn't vote for him?

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“I experimented with some guys on college, but now I only enjoy getting pegged by dominant non-binary femme figures”

Why do you ask? You want to judge
me based on whatever I was thinking 2 years ago?

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This one

im almost convinced of b8

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Sanders

Roll

reroll

Re rolling

Here it's non-binary
And after your convo, you fixed that faggot back to a """woman"""

Can I enter your gas chamber?

>Woman
Are you sure?

rolllll

Lel

you know ve had to do it to em

My uncle Harvey kinda forced his way on me back in a day

reroll

How big is your dick?

gotta be this one

I need a good response Cred Forums
ros

Is she fucking blind?

If dubs,

I once masturbated so hard, my legs felt numb. Other than that, I'm healthy.

roll

Doesnt look half bad here

OP pla do this one

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eatdatpussy445

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Rolerino

season pee

"I voted for Bernie Sanders because he offered to do the most for racial and gender equality. Sexually I only enjoy being humiliated by butch femmes."

welp

you have to mention that Floridians are retarded

If i get dubs negate this in if it gets rerolled

Roll for this

“I fucked my aunt, when I was 13”

One last roll

welp of dubs

Non english speaker here, what the fuck does rat parent mean?

can i see your bobs and vagene?

My dick tastes like rubber and I can't feel my left leg.

Least awful: Gary Johnson. But, only because he's from New Mexico...so it resonates.

Sexual History: I can only give you the numbers from when I was sober/awake. The night I ended up in the basement of the Sigma Gamma Rho sorority it a blur.

shit he rite

THAT s/he is theparent of a rat

This

dubs and you got yourself deal

I think it means she has pet rats. Some people call their pets their kids.

It means she keeps a rat as a pet. What language do you speak?

She has a rat as a pet

Don’t worry about the dubs here, you gotta do it

Go back to Africa

OP are you still here ?

also

"I'm half human half wolf you know "

rerolling this

>virgin sandwich
>barely enough meat to fill it up
>roastie sandwich
>like a pack and hack of meat
>seriously, fuckin meat for days
which is really better?

Can i see your cunt?

losing intrest

half*
oopsie hehe XD

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J.K. Rawling

Thanks boys, I was wondering if it was some lgbt newspeak

I mean, to be honest I’ve had sexual fantasies about closing a George Forman grill around my hog. Just the seal in the juices.

Where did OP go?

Op, you suck at making these fake texts. Kill yourself

Wanna play some Fortnite? my username is ThereAreOnlyTwoGenders

we are not talking about sandwitch you know?

My sexual history? Well, I started off with a bullet vibrator, but I've worked my way through about 14 dildos, all increasing in size, to the current one that is about as big as my forearm.

By azura!

Finally!!!!!!!!

This is taking to long to progress

checked

fucking winrar

English, French, Latin and the Scandinavian languages. What about you?

Ok it's dead

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dick*

Fuckin dumb

ITS NOT DEAD BITCH

This ome faggot

rip mildly interesting thread

Can we get to the pegging now?

kek

This is getting stupid

>university of north Florida
>this thing

IT HAPPENED AT THE WRONG SCHOOL

You have to send it op

what a faggot

Let's go to a muslim country together as a protest to Trump's Fascism!

why didn't you ignore my dubs faggot

cancer OP ignoring dubs

Kekx40

dumbfunck

We want the pegging op

fucking kek. I wanna see where this goes

OP why aren't you getting pegged yet?

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op is retar

bump

OP will surely return, let's just wait a bit

Damn if you added #metoo to it might trigger her something fierce (him?)

what about my sexual herstory?

y tho

Good one OP

this

also

do you have experience pegging because i'm kinda bulletin board flat stanley

rolll

doublenigger

lets see what she has to say ...

Retard ”rawling” was the roll for the post cited

he played us so beautifully

OP is doing good, little appreciation is in place

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OP planned this thread as a joke, but now that she seems tentatively interested, he's all horny and doesn't want to scare her off.

you must incorporate these somehow OP

these too

and this

Whatever I barely use this shit site I didn't wtf J.K. Rawling meant

i'm leaving, if anything good happens put me in the screencap

lol you’re probably right, OP wants some liberal pegging

Deutsch. Was going to translate for you.

Do you understand abit of German because you know Scandinavian languages?

Kill yourself you dumb faggot, you suck at being an OP

Rawling=rolling
you dumb faggot

Worst OP ever

Newfaggotry abound

I beg to differ
That's why I'm spamming

I’m satisfied with my get being sent

you dont deserve the dubs you posted on

Can you blame him? Deviant sex makes the world go round

Again, I said in the first thread, I'm not gonna use a dubs reply that doesn't even contribute to the conversation, or is a random reply.

don't be a pussy, take the pegging

That shit is at least like 9 years old

So the same age as OP?

Op you autist you can continue with other girls

Double dubs of true

fuck off back to plebbit then, you inbred faggot
if you can't even grasp the most basic of jokes, lurk moar

why don't you listen to this user, faggot?

Is it male or female?

If quads, op should take the pegging

Non binary

So does it have a dick or not

ops a fag and will anyway, i just want pics of the dildo he'll loose his sphincter to

She has a clit the size of a dick

I would if I had time, I'm busy fucking girls this

Yes, I can read most non-academic German texts I stumble across

like this?

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obv fake sperg

while i hate roasties as much as the next guy,
i'd still eat that sandwich on the left

Waaaay bigger

>I'm busy fucking girls this

OP is normie going on Cred Forums because all of le meme mans do

Das Frau haben eine Ratte als eine Haustier

Though they seems redundant now.

Flexing because we caught you getting riled up over the dildosaur. OP, could you be a bigger twink?

Mmm, "ham"

food is food, if i made it myself i'd use turkey bacon

Cred Forums is now jelly i fucked a hottie with my 2 inch peeny

shit man, you're making me hungry

Later this week there will be a post on 9gag

“This guy went on Cred Forums, and the responses are hilarious XDXDXD”

The internet is doomed

i literally only come here in my spare time and the occasional vidya

buzzfeed article about how non-binary people are being mistreated and we need to shut down Cred Forums

That shit is delicious

shamalamadingdong sit on my king kong

Shut up buzzfeed faggot

UNFUNNY

Appreciated nevertheless.
Danke schön - und Guten Morgen!

And then top 10’s on YouTube on how “Cred Forums is the spookiest place on the internet, and only psychopaths use it”

Tfw you've been on a date with this woman before... It was only a matter of time. She likes bones and the trombone. Also Jewish.

yay we can have our b back

“Top 10 most outrageous biggot post on Cred Forums”

isnt that the point

Nah it will be like when that mexican youtuber makes videos on us and the site gets flued we autistic mexican kids

Guten Morgen!

Wie geht es dir? Wo kommst du?

Ich wohne in Stuttgart.

With*

oh shit youre right
czeched

*spic'd

where da fuq OP?

It isn't even ironically funny

exactly

stop that, my head hurts

dub dubs

make me a sammy

Gehts gut:^) ich komme aus Oslo
Though I havent practiced German since I went to Berlin two years ago, it pains me how little grammar I remember
Need to sleep before uni now, hat mich gefreut Sie kennen zu lernen Kamerad

Where the fuck is OP

dubs

enjoy

my fav! you know me so well

here lies this shitty ass thread

Viel Glück mein Norwegisch Freund!

Let her

Jesus Christ I can see why she needs feminism alright