Quints names my first born

Captain Jack Sparrow

Festus

Esco

Lord Rattigan

pubert

Bartholomew

Name him OP

Herbert

Chill Clinton

Schmoe

Smegmus

Newbie

garfield

Mortimus Butteplug Three

Hitler

virgin

Kevin James

Cuckolding Product

re

Nathan Bedford Forrest

paginis

Curwin

Malcolm

Soggy vomit

Chad Thundercock

Fish Face because pussy

Baby McBabyface

vulva

!!!

Urmumgay

Xer

Broken Rubber

Ben Dover

Harvey Weinstein

Moot

motor oil senior

>feb 19
Camus

jesus christ

Nick

Roll

Duke Nukem

Nick kerr ____(your last name)

Niggerman

rolling for this

re roll

River

El goblino

Cockmaster

so close

poop

Adolf

Battletoad IV Wii

Nubian Warrior.

La luz extinguido

Male: Alfred or Frederick
Female: let the mother choose, with your final consent.

I don't get it.

Nigger Faggot

Chiggle

Bob

egg boy

Asia smallpenis

His name shall be puddles nellybottom

Bryan

butt cheek

Tickled Asshole IV

dylan klebold

Theodosius

Uterus Demon

Roll

COmmander WIlliam T RIker, since he is your....number 1.

little bab kylo ren

Okay

"retard"

Benis

This is fucking gay were so far away from quints its not even worth our time to wait and try

diarrhea

Askim/Asker

Jarjar Binks

Fufius

Allah

Asmonigger Sasuraumaki

Okay it's quads now.

Aloqishna

Abortion

Reroll

hey i got trips

Close mate

Biggus Dickus

reroll

La creatura

El ogro de las américas

How do we know you're the real op

Nostradamus

rolling for "Tim"

Rolling for Herb

How do you know I'm really going to name my first born based on a post from an imageboard?

bengay

this is a really bad idea

... also "really bad idea" is what you should name the kid.

Rolling for "Alfonso"

deshawn

cum-dump

Ear shit op

rollin for "nutfruit"

I reserve the right to change the name after a couple of years if my partner is still fighting with me over it.

that's the point
Name is Daquan Jamal

Rolling for "Nesbitt"

Joel

Faggy mc fag

Rolling for Jaquan Damal

Caligula

Mike Hock II

KRAKATOA

Cred Forums

Reroll

Richard

Richard Peter Johnson

bye bye quads

Name Funny Meme

Rolling for "Soundcloud rapper"

Roll

Niggerato

Squintilian

Nigger'Slayer

Gayritto

Dickarino

Gaytaco

Suzoko

Pooploser69

Gatorade.

dow jones

WINRAR

WINRAR (Please be patient I have autism)

Cis Gender [whatever the fuck your last name is]

nigga what

Kylo Ren

Baby McBabyface

Seymour Dicks

Donald John Trump

Sir Beefy Shittles

Rollre

Donkey Kong

Thadeus P. Thunderthrust

rere

rollroll

"Call of duty modern warfare remastered edition"

290 Posts to go

Skyrim

ROLL

I am determined to ruin your child's social life

Arnott's Assorted Creams

reroll.

"
Biggus Dickus

rip your kid

GERALT OF RIVIA
In all caps

Mydad Isafag

Christopher Poole

eggbert

Cocktopussy

Reroll

name him seymour dicks

Fookin reroll aye

Cuntface

Moot

"Worthless asshole"

Rolleroo

Julius

Peter File

Bitchface McFurryDongs

Shitniggerniggershitter III

Down Jones

Niggerfield the Second

Adolf Hitler

WINRAR

Ben Dover

"Queer"

Rall

Niggerfaggot

WINRAR

Shit Cum Stain Pooper

Brazzers

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh shit

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WINRAR

Oh jesus I wish I put more thought into this now

God damn it user!

if op doesn't deliver i will be a very sad boy

DELIVER CUNT

My god have mercy on my soul. My partner may murder me before I'm able to deliver. So no promises.

it's real

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My cousin named her kid Julius. She later abandoned him with his grandparents and moved to the other side of the country, but kept her other kid.
I feel kind of bad for young Julius but he really was a cunt, so I understand why it happened.

9 months. Mark my words. He doesn't know I'm pregnant yet.

user, if you do ever reproduce, even if you don't name your firstborn Bitchface McFurryDongs, always - lingering in the back of your mind - you'll know.... you'll know.

Chegg

It's very much real

How do you know if there's still nine months left? Doesn't it take a few weeks before the test start working?

BIRTH CERTIFICATE OR RIOT!

So eight or nine months. I was giving a ballpark.

>gets angry
>tells child his real name is Bitchface McFurryDongs
kek

>op pls put me in cap

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Mistake

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at least he wont be a gender that isn't based on chromosomes

Put me in screencap, redditfage

That's a shame

Damn son

Op better deliver

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY TRIPS, OP?

Include me in cap

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This is kind of clever if you think about it.
The kid will never be given respect for free, so he'll have to earn it through adversity and sheer grit. While all his peers are costing along, he will be the one working his ass off just to keep even. Eventually, everyone else will peter out and when he turns to see who's still beside him, he'll realise he left them all behind long ago.

And to you in the future, good job and god bless, President McFurryDongs.

here's something for all of the fags screencapping

monkey spanker

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No, Tyrone who is the father will murder your faggot ass.

OP deliver

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