Ask a lonely femanon anything

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

ask a lonely femanon anything.

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

Proof?

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

tits and timestamp

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

Why don't you just lower your standards?

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

Have you ever inserted a finger into your anus?

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

tits or gtfo, then talkie talkie

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

do you own any nice hats?

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

o shit whaddup!!!!!

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

Why do you ignore the rules here?

Tits or gtfo cunt.

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

tits or gtfo

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

how many holes does a straw in 5D have?

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

They're already pretty low tbh. Found out today that none of my close friends think of me as a friend so that sucks.

Yes.

No! not a hat person at all. I feel strongly about this.

ONE HOLE. I also feel strongly about this.

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

ask a bored user anything.
FTFY

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

I'm lonely af too. What's your fantasy like?

Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

tits or gtfo reeeeeeeeee

Jayden Roberts
Jayden Roberts

Tits? Please and thank you of course

I feel like jerking off and cumming. Want to be the lucky lady?

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

where you located?

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

why don't you like hats? what a weird thing to hate.

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

lonely> bored right now really.

Literally anything. I want an genuine human connection.

North America.

I was made to wear dumb as fuck ones as a child. And I had a boys haircut growing up. My parents were trying to deeply secure that virginity.

Carson Nelson
Carson Nelson

Do you believe humans can be born good or evil?
if so and you know yourself to be an "evil" person, do you embrace it or fight it?

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

Are you taylor swift?

Improbable, but thought I'd ask.

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

Yeah, but describe your fantasy. I wanna read it and imagine it.

Brayden Ramirez
Brayden Ramirez

but a straw has no holes in it if it's not broken

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

So I'm assuming that's a no

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

Do you consider yourself ugly?

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

I call bullshit, even ugly as fuck girls get a thousand messages a day

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

where do you live? have you tried opening up to anyone?

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

Not born evil. nurture > nature. I'm not evil but I think it would be fun.

no. related 2018 prediction though. Tswift comes out as a trap.

I want gal pals. Like the scene in 13 going on 30 where Jennifer garner is chilling on her bed having a sleepover with a bunch of 12 year olds in a very wholesome way. Male connections come super easy to females, and guys don't realize how easy they have it. I feel like male friendships run deep quickly.

?

Eh. If I feel like it I might kik you tit pics?


No. But not stunning. Fun fact. I used to be in a christian acapella band. so I have that look you could say.

yeah from guys looking to fuck. not friends.

Not usa. Yeah but if you open up and get hard crushed it's not easy again. My only friends are my sisters really.

Mason White
Mason White

a straw is made of one piece of plastic made into a tube, if that piece of plastic isn't broken then there's no hole in the object; therefore, there's no holes in the straw.

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

Sounds good doll. What's yours? I'll screenshot proof it's me messaging you

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

So you want a guy friend like that movie 13 going on 30?

Julian Wilson
Julian Wilson

ITT: Retards believing that it's actually a femanon without any proof.

Oliver White
Oliver White

does literally everyone use kik nowadays?

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

Yeah, it's pretty neat

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

I cannot think anyone who uses the word "doll" to describe anything but a child's plaything as anything but this

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

You got the gangster part right but I'm tall and fit

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

I found it useless

Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

What is it exactly, some picture exchange program?
I never got into phones despite them becoming a thing when I was in high school

Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

How big are your breasts?

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

An app to text others around the world and just chat but most people use it for sexual fun anyway. I've had girls that were into the sexual vibe right away, others warmed up, but in the end I was happy and so were they by extension

Thomas Torres
Thomas Torres

I'll find out soon and let you know

Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

North America.
Me too. Let's go on a date.

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

like 40's gangster?

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

It depends how you define hole. Hole as in a hollow dug into something after the fact, or hole as in a general pre-existing hollow.

No! A gal friend possibly more. I never made friends in university. My office is male dominated and my highschool friends have gotten closer without me.

I only use kik for lewdities.

Exactly the reason why I am not sending him my kik.

40dd

I would but I don't really date.

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

More Patrick Bateman style criminal

Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

First time I use that term and it fucks me over. That's one to cross off the list. Oh well you live and you learn

Aaron Thompson
Aaron Thompson

found the nigger!

Angel Cooper
Angel Cooper

oof is that desperation i smell?

David Hughes
David Hughes

I'm white as can be

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

I feel like male friendships run deep quickly.
I have always felt bad for women about that. I have pals that I'd take a bullet for and yet I have known very few women with friends anywhere that close.

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

I've asked numerous girls this and all have admitted whenever they compliment each other on social media it's superficial and fake. Once one gets competition and takes all the validation and attention, she becomes a wild animal

Also (not so) fun fact, lesbian relationships are the most abusive on average

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

Is it common for lonely femanons to exchange lewdities with strangers?

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

how big is your dick?

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

Speaking out of experience here. Once you throw away gender from the relationship equation/ formula its pretty much the same. I've spoken about porn and fetishes like i would with any guy. They have a pussy so fucking what.

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

It's common for anyone lonely to exchange lewdities with strangers

Andrew Reyes
Andrew Reyes

Also
using the term lewdities

Connor Nguyen
Connor Nguyen

"m'yeah, listen here, see? I got a new caaaaard. wadaya think boys?"
"wow-sa baws, nice!"
"m'yeah, picked'er up from the press yesterday"
"dats a nice colorin baws"
"m'yeah, eggshell see? thems woyrds is in cillian braille too!"

Camden Morgan
Camden Morgan

Kik me if you would like. crstark15

I'm sure the rest of these dudes will spam me with shit and dick pics but I'll survive.

Brandon Stewart
Brandon Stewart

sounds kinda hot tbh

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

lewdities
Also you do realize most women hate each other right?

John Parker
John Parker

i like bunnies... i want a furret now fuck.

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

Give 'em the ol' Razzle Dazzle aye, I tell ya! The good ol' reliable Knuckle Sandwich!

Cameron Collins
Cameron Collins

Ayy bby u wan sum fuk??

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

It's really nice when I can find women who appreciate my voice, body, and dirty talking skills such as rape fantasies and knifeplay

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

No one wants to be in the friendzone user. Also women aren't that interesting to be honest. Once they get a boyfriend they either stop talking to you or annoy you with the "he doesn't care about me bullshit"

Nolan Powell
Nolan Powell

A man can dream

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

Serious question if youre turly a femanon.

How can i possibly make a women happy if i dont find sex appealing. I love her, i havent told her, but im sure she knows.
I feel lile she likes me, but were both about to be 26, how can we live a happy life, if im not into sex?
Maleanon here

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

I wanna see the whole movie done by 40's mobsters

Aiden Hill
Aiden Hill

How can a femanon be lonely?

Josiah Bailey
Josiah Bailey

It will have a budget of $3k (adjusted for inflation) and add cartoony special effects and Road Runners sound effects

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

Not getting enough attention/validation

Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

holy shit

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

How many times do you look porn?
And how was your first time?

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown

not op but some people just aren't into it, im not. people call me gay but im not against being gay im just not. you have to find someone who's okay with it, with you. you can't force yourself you'd just be miserable. if they're the right one they won't care. good luck cause it's rare for me too.

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

Doesn't have anything to do with relationships? Try introverted haha

William Bell
William Bell

well have you tried looking for people to hang out with? go to stores/ libraries if you like manga n shit. Getting a job is also great for a big social circle.

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

Blaming parents for your life
not even abused
kek

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

Glad I could be of service

Eh that too but with girls it's all about attention and validation

So it looks like I'm not cumming tonight it seems

John Smith
John Smith

parents can fuck your stats from the beginning man. not even abusif but just bad parenting in general will ruin someone

Leo Campbell
Leo Campbell

Amen to that. Mindhunter the show is a prime example of that

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

I would but I don't really date.
K... Well, do you fuck?

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

So it looks like I'm not cumming tonight it seems

not with that attitude

Josiah Barnes
Josiah Barnes

That's what I've heard. It's pretty sad. Makes me really glad to be a dude.

Jose Bennett
Jose Bennett

Well I did get a random ass picture from a girl earlier today that told me "You'd be way hotter if you weren't so weird" so I stopped being sexual and ta da. She does have the fattest ass I've seen but it ain't worth emptying my balls over, ya feel me homie?

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

Honestly being asexual is the best, gay second best

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

I believe it. I live a floor below a lesbian couple in turmoil.

Not sure. We don't have a fucking club

using lewdities is making a comeback. or cum back ha.

I'll probably just post pics here. idk.

I think wanting kids vs not and wanting sex vs not are dealbreakers. sorry bud.

Not gonna lie. true.

Porn, once a day ish?
sex, 19.

inb4 my office is all dudes.
I have hobbies, overwatch ect.

Blaming parents for hats. Just hats.

yeah.

this is 400% true. My social media is dry as fuck because I don't find this enjoyable.

Jackson Adams
Jackson Adams

you can cum to anything if you try hard enough, I believe in you.

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

Literally anything. I want an genuine human connection.
If you want a friend - an actual one, not the shit friends you say you have - I'll be your friend. Email me on my burner, [email protected]

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

Ok time to show your tits

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

I wasn't asking I was telling. It's fact about exchanging

You know what listen here woman, I'll have you know lewdities is worse to say than doll. Also "cum back"

I'd know you were lying either way but glad you have integrity

Who do you main in Overwatch? I've been getting better at Hanzo actually, my favourite. If tits over Kik don't work out there's always Overwatch

Fuck social media, completely detrimental to one's well being. So glad I deleted that shit

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

oh shit what rank are you? looking to make a dreamteam or at least a constant temmate

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

knifeplay
do you cut? are you emo?

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

I truly don't understand how a girl can be lonely. Even fat, ugly girls get hit on. Some guys go months without talking to another human being, and their entire lives without being approached by a girl.

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

M'Lady I shall tip my fedora

Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

kik at johnnysamefag if you wanna talk about films and music and tits or gtfo

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

I know that feel

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

white knighting so late in the game. whoa :3

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

This is not a new thing. Haven't you ever had phone sex with a girl who you never met in person or do lewd stuff on webcam? Shit son, I was doing that stuff way back starting in the late 90s with girls I met at school, girls I met through friends etc. Shit was fun and eventually led me to getting laid.

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

How old are you? Are you fat?

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

Are you asking for another chance, or do you just want to know why?

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

Geez man, im sorry youre on the same boat as me. I havent told anyone, not really ashamed, just dont want to try to explain myself because i dont even know how to. I find women gorgeous, and im sexually attracted to them as in i still jack off to women getting dicked down. And i know i dont like men, dont even have to try it. But sex in general, sex just doesnt seem to appeal to me. only in reproducing do i find the need to have sex, but for pleasure, idk, just seems unnecessary.
I really struggle with this, i just feel alone and super outcasted by the idea

Asher Hall
Asher Hall

loneliness isn't always about people. I got tons of friends. Good ones at that yet i still feel waves of loneliness at times

Joseph Sanchez
Joseph Sanchez

Do alpha bitches basically dominate the femanimal kingdom?

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ATTENTION WHORE

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

Hey with all the objectifying I do of women and pretending to care about their personalities I have to make room to be a gentlemen somewhere

Nah, just realized majority of women are into it. (95%+ have rape fantasies I'd say). Also knifeplay is that extra magic touch. It's a well known fact narcissism, psychopathy, experiencing fear and a male partner being aggressive turns women on enough to get Cape Town back a steady supply of water

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

Alcohol and cocaine is what you need.

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

That means never tlaking to another woman ever again

Why are you telling me this I know all of this I'm stating it

Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

That's exactly what it's about. Interactions and relationships with others.

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

Alright alright alright

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

What are your politics?

Wyatt Russell
Wyatt Russell

what has b come to? how is there officially 0 tits or gtfo?

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

I fucked up and replied to the wrong post.

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

Sir

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

i get you, we're a rare breed but not alone.

Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan

Are you the femanon who was posting last night, the one who send a picture of her eye saying she had scars on her face??

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

Try building self worth and not clinging to the opinions of others you worthless easy mode losing faggot

Ryan Cox
Ryan Cox

Also I lied I don't jerk off anymore I'm on NoFap

So I take it tits, then ass, then pussy is the order you'd send nudes in. Seems like every girl is the same but is really against sending their pussy because it "makes them feel like a slut" or whatever stuff they come up with

Evan Morgan
Evan Morgan

Pretty good.

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

How does it feel so successfully baiting a bunch of virgins?

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

Can i be your fwend

William Hernandez
William Hernandez

Where are you from op? New York? You remind me of my ex.

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

Disgusting

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

i have to remember this insult for future uses thank you my good man

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

considering the time is the same as mine i'd guess canada

Isaac Foster
Isaac Foster

Don't be mad I make femanon wet, user

John Collins
John Collins

Why are girls always cold?

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

You seem not horrible OP why you have no friends?

Try getting glasses it helped my life improve 1,000%

Pic is me. Please give me affirmation oh ye humble Internets

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

It looks like you got more chins than a chinese phone book.. Enjoy your attention these Beta-Cucks give you, Fat-Chan.

Gabriel James
Gabriel James

Mad at tits
Fuck off

Oliver Green
Oliver Green

EST also being a thing in America
Also which part of Canada are you from?

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

I've lived with girls my whole life i can tell you thats more than true. You don't have to ask them. Women never tell 100% truth anyway. Completely fake and full of shit. It makes me sick. And then they act like men are the bad ones

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

you look normal
why is your personality so weak?

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

Are you retarded? EST exists in Canada and America.

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

thx, enjoy yer stay, still kik if ye wish
johnnysamefag

Blake Bell
Blake Bell

says the virgin

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

sees tits
ex

KEK!

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

totally normal looking Cred Forumstard on the outside, but then theres the loli sex doll he has in his closet

Colton Bailey
Colton Bailey

Are you retarded? Canada is literally IN America

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

BRO YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES
You can't really blame them though, it's in their nature. People are pretty easy to exploit and women once you understand them more (though you'll never be able to fully understand them). With all the #metoo shit going on and false rape cases, they're fucking actual victims over and soon the belief with women will take a nosedive

"Just be yourself" hahaha that's the worst advice a girl can give a guy and yet it's the most common

Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

How can you have a beard, nice arms, and not look manly at all? Paradox

Adrian Bailey
Adrian Bailey

you look like vsauce michael's estranged son

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

I don't trust this at all.

lewdities is 400% worse I agree but I don't say that to people irl.

I main dva and I'm decent at most of the tanks. Working on moira.

I need social media for my work but other than that it would have been gone too.

lvl 208. This is the first video game I've picked up so I really don't play traditionally.

Literally all my sexuality started this way. really shaped me tbh.

I'm young. I am around average. Need to loose a few.

Conservative fiscally.

No. I used to go on Cred Forums as a kid. haven't been on in a while.

I don't get the idea of that. To me giving a blowjob is a lot more personal than vagina.

eh.

no. Canada's ny

ny and parts of canada are same time zone.

because we loose half our blood for a week straight. also heartless.

I'd fuck you but not twice. you have a punchable face tho

women are toxic and vile.

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

I was best friends with a girl, she then fucked some guy and did a 180. Our friendship wasn't the same, she started using me and we went our separate ways. Women just don't know how to be friends.

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

I feel like male friendships run deep quickly.

thats because were honest with eachother, we may not show as much emotion but thats because we don't need to and aren't controlled by it. If a guy has a problem with a guy he confronts him and sorts it out and even become mates after they settle their differences. Men don't just talk shit behind other guys back then literally hang out with them and act as if they're their best friend, like women do. And Btw, thats on women. Men don't just "have it easier" we're just not fucking retarded and bitchy. Women don't have to be like that either.

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

Moira is a crazy good hero

I didn't mean sex act I mean sending nudes wise, vagina is something girls are always something against

David Scott
David Scott

You said it wrong.

Its: ay bb yo wn sm fk ??

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

Oh so your from Toronto like me? My ex was from new York but flew here.

Nice. You have nice tits.

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

Fuck off dumb cunt.

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

autism

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

Oh yeah someone else from Toronto here. Which part are you from?

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

all these no lives spilling their guts to a vagina like fedoras, remember fellas never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't fucking die.

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

ow is for babies, you can't be good or bad at a hero since the game literally plays itself, especially hero like mercy, dva, soldier, symmetra

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

Actually they bleed for like 8 days or some shit or more

James White
James White

Dufferin station. How bout you?

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

epic dude, you should say that in class tomorrow

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

battletag?

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

grrrrrrrrrrrrrl gamrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Owen Reyes
Owen Reyes

He's right though.

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

Oh shit that's specific. I ain't going to get too specific hombre but we're somewhat close if memory serves me right. Do you like our city?I despise it. Also apparently we have the worst dating scene in all of North America woman-wise. Vancouver is my dream city

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

trynna kik tho?

Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

Permanent virgin detected.

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

Yea Toronto is fucking anti social when it comes to dating. No one wants to talk to me eachother.

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

I don't talk shit but I would totally appreciate more transparency. inb4 close highschool friend asked 2/3 friends (not me) to be bridemaids. No explanation.

Yeah! I am really excited to learn her and start pulling my weight in terms of healz. I tried mercy because pretty skins but way too squishy. Plus I find moira a difficult counter to dva so maybe if I learn her, I can overcome her.

thanks bud.

tell that to korea my guy.

I'm close. Not fully downtown because of the market right now.

I made my name before I knew about gaming so it's my real full name.

trust me, unless you have infinite money vancouver isn't for you. especially if you're a man paying for dates. But yes, the dating scene here is trash.

Jackson Sullivan
Jackson Sullivan

yeah, I agree, but he's also a faggot

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

I am dissapointed in your roasting /b but the sauske drawing was good. 6/10

OP thanks for 1 fuck but not 2.

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

You're fat.

Connor Ramirez
Connor Ramirez

ok mr garrison

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

Meant to continue typing lol. But yea I love Toronto. Great food, a lot to do, and generally safe and lively, which I like.

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

hurr durr i play overwatch and have autism duhhhhhhhhhh

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

Fuck off stupid bitch nobody asked you.

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

my guy

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

Checking trips

I'm trying to leave this place, many of my classmates and friends are too. Food is good I agree, not sure about a lot to do. How are the girls going for you?

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

AMA

When you're in your bed, do you occasionally get horny and think about guys then watch some porn? What is your opinion on dick?

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

Pack it up bois, femanon must of passed out after doing a schlicky to my dicky

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

its because its all asians

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

cringe.

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

faggot

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

Nah it's mixed. Vancouver is like all asians and white people but I prefer it to Toronto

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

Close to Dufferin? Cool cool. Yea I share an apartment with a roommate, prices are fucking insane. I have to work early tomorrow, but I can't sleep, because it's so damn warm in my house. People upstairs have the heat maxed out.

Carter Rivera
Carter Rivera

Takes one to know one

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

PROTIP MY BOI:

The answer is yes, but for my dick, not yours ;)

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

No it's mixed.
it's mixed.
mixed.

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

korea, a region that was never good at ANY fps, or any other fps still, currently is top of an fps that takes literally no actual talent? weird!

i wonder why almost all the quake players left for quake champions and why most talk shit about it constantly (especially rapha and cooller)

Jaxson Myers
Jaxson Myers

Why are so many women such two faced cunts?

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

no u

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

It's in their nature. You can't blame them though, they don't know any better

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

does your dick touch the toilet bowl when you take a shit?

John Hughes
John Hughes

Because they're just dumb women.

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

Nuh uh! (You)!

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

dva can eat moiras orbs tho

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

If thats really you, and you are really doing this, HAHAHA YOURE A PATHETIC FAGGOT WTF

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

It's because guys are programmed to want to fuck women. It makes having actual friendships with them harder.

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

ok.

yeah.
dickpinions: uncut>cut girth>length

yeah really close to dufferin, I'm on one of the major midtown E/W streets. Locked into 1k rent 4 years ago and it hasn't gone up so I'm not leaving.
I can't sleep either.

I don't fucking know. I honestly think it's a social thing.

I play super aggressive so I usually get caught in her beam and get fucked.

Gavin Perry
Gavin Perry

If you have average looks and double D''s, the problem is obviously you. If 2/3rd of your friends didn't make you a bridesmaid, maybe you're self centered because that's normal.

Andrew Lewis
Andrew Lewis

Men do talk shit behind one another's back. I know plenty of them.

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

How do you know, she might like my dick better. Alot of girls prefer my dick over other trashy dicks they've had like yours

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

I find it humorous. He doesn't know its a novelty to have a huge pipe. The vast majority of women would blow it til kingdom cum but won't be able to bottom out via vagoo.

So since the ass can take a longer piece, he prob just fucks dudes

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

Yeah but thats more kind of teasing. they dont do it in the way women do then act like theyre best friends

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

Put that fucking thing away. It's disgusting. You're disgusting.

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

what is your plan to stop being lonely? And we all know Cred Forums isnt a real plan

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

I'm going to guess you're on either Bloor, college, Dundas, DuPont or St Clair. I'm on dupont.

Well hopefully you don't need to be up early like me. Any plans for tomorrow user.

Adam Walker
Adam Walker

Nice cope bois ;)

I hang it over the rim

Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

yeah.
dickpinions: uncut>cut girth>length

Oh thats cool. I have always been uncut, and i always felt like i was weird for not being circumcised. But then i heard it actually gives women more pleasure and besides i like having it, even if some girls laugh and think its weird to have a foreskin.

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

Ha! You piss the floor every time you shit! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Elijah Mitchell
Elijah Mitchell

you got big tits. come cam
icanhaz(DELETETHIS)chat. com/tog

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

Who cares. If youre such a player and not a loser who gets none, why the fuck are you even here. And don't say "to make you fags mad" or something because thats not an excuse nor does anyone care

Caleb Martinez
Caleb Martinez

also, when you pee standing up do you take your balls out? or leave them tucked in your pants

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

wat?
nobody takes their balls out to pee standing up.

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

Need to loose a few.
Plz don't . I think most women need to gain a few.

Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

How do i pick up a shy chick?

Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

I do, I enjoy the breeze

Kevin Nelson
Kevin Nelson

not in this day and age, the majority of the population is overweight or obese, pretty much everyone needs to lose a few

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

I'm off to get my beauty sleep. Goodnight fellow Torontonians and hopefully that guy I made laugh earlier with the '20s cartoon low budget movie idea is still here. Rest easy

Hunter Murphy
Hunter Murphy

Has anybody even asked you your age yet? curios.

Leo Perry
Leo Perry

Like this. Keep your back straight so you dont hurt it.

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

asking a woman for advice on how to pick up women expecting her reply to work

Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

do you also pull your pants down around your ankles when you piss?
come on dude, grow up

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

calling yourself femanon

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

OP is just a fat cut that's well reserved. Probably a bitch too.

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

no this is hidden genius
just do the exact opposite of her advice

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

I'll be honest with you I did actually try that once and it did work

Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

Ok no but for real now getting my beauty sleep. Rest easy everyone, great chat. Keep your chins up and keep it up

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

This. Women hate each other more than anything so they wouldn't help you even if they could

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

Yeah but i like chubby girls. Not talking about fat that is just fat and doesn't go into a girls figure or whatever. Also chubby sex is the best sex theres nothing better. Skinny girls are good but they dont always cut it, and its not the same.

Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

I'll be your gal pal :3 I have one friend that's a girl but I feel like she doesn't value me as much as I do her

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

keep my wee wee up

Aiden Garcia
Aiden Garcia

and not just that, most women dont know what they want, let alone what other women want, your best advice on picking up girls comes from PUAs.

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

oBese
B fucking
Whore

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

Sleep long and hard. Porky

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

wow, you really are a faggot

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

what kind of music do you like?

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

Oh. Shes fat

Juan Reed
Juan Reed

do you live near fresno ca?

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

Feels like I've known you femanon. It's weird

stairs are my worst fear now

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

I don't fucking know. I honestly think it's a social thing.
I wish things were different.
Seems like every time I make friends with a girl it goes fine for a few months, and then suddenly they ghost me with no explanation. Or they meet some new guy and tell me all excitedly about him, and then slowly stop having time to hang out. Or they were only hanging out with me because I listened to their problems and cared, and as soon as they could get that elsewhere I may as well be a stranger.
It's a pain, so I don't even bother trying anymore.

TL;DR I'm a whiny baby

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

Wot? ?

You don't know what obese is you scrawny fag

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

Found the american.

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

It's the hipster paradox. Try to look like a lumber Jack but never done a hard days work before to get that built in manly roughness.

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

Aussie. dickhead.

Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

they ghost me
have you tried mentionning it or tried to become someone more interesting?

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

by crikey a dingo ate my baby
throw another shrimp on the barbie mate

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

Oh, anythingforviews. Lay off the burgers m8

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

Prawn cunt. It's a fucking prawn you god-forsaken septic tank.

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

have you tried mentionning it or tried to become someone more interesting?
Mentioning it got ignored.
Nah, I figured if I was that boring they wouldn't have hung out with me to begin with.

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

by jingo mate they're basically the same flaming thing

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

Femanon has left the thread. But femanon was a trap who was baiting all of you into beating off to the pic of her tits even though there's a dick attached to that body. So you all are a bunch of faggots who like beating off to traps.

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

if I can't see the dick then it's a girl

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

No one beat off to that cow lul

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

Fat
Makes sense

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

tits or GTFO

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

Fat chicks need love too mate

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

just more of her to love

Chase Nguyen
Chase Nguyen

And you fuckers are ugly so that makes sense. You knew she had to be fat if she was alone. That or scared or sex.

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

hahaha

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

Snagger on the barbie*

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

And less pillows she has to use when killing you.

Daniel Turner
Daniel Turner

ive seen some shit on this site but this is by far the most autistic. posting pics of some other dudes dick and acting like you are some kind of alpha. kys fagget

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