Secret thread

Secret thread.
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fuck off FBI

Sumtimes i put my pp in my doggies thingy

I've convinced a girl from england to move over to be with me after talking to her for years.

I live with my fiance who has no idea.

I don't know why I got into this situation or how I'm going to get out.

Sometimes I have intrusive thoughts about pedophilia. I don't think I'm attracted to children, but sometimes when I see pictures of babies, my crotch tingles. I'm attracted to adults, but sometimes I'm scared I'm attracted to kids too just because of that sensation I get

Lol

I can queef on command. It's a completely useless and disgusting skill

I've been sucking my sister's fiance off and letting him fuck me for more than half of their relationship I'm her brother

can you do a vocaroo for us

Lost my anal virginity to a 54 year old man when I was 13.

sometimes i bump threads

I've been fucking my adoptive sister for years now

I can burp like a frat boy by swallowing air. When I was really young I could say the entire alphabet in one solid burp. We should get together.

My younger cousin watched me masturbate before. Cousin wanted to do something with it, I said they could poke it. They did, and I busted ropes. I was embarrassed. They thought it was cool to see cum.

I never click on links or 'must see' yt vids

My wife of seven years divorced me and I've never been so angry or for so long... Then I started fucking another man's fat ugly wife because she wants me to hurt her and choke her while I cum inside her.

I used to not understand the impulse to suicide. Used to.

The anger and suicidal thoughts are normal under the circumstances. But if you want to die, die with dignity. Stop fucking ugly fat chicks

I feel sorry for Whitney Wisconsin. She boldly, if foolishly came out in favor of something most people don't understand and react to with knee jerk reactions. She is not too bright, but she has the advantage of having limited options in her seeking fame. She wanted everyone to know who she was. Now she complains that they do. Oops. She should go to law school. As a female she is a good figurehead for zoophile defense. Not a male rapist forcing himself on defenseless animals. She can argue the question of how we can eat, use, race, manipulate, breed or sterilize, surgically modify or kill animals without consent and even against their obvious objections - but oral sex or mounting a human is cruel? Set up a zoophile legal defense fund. Most zoophiles couldn't be out. Couldn't really point out how stupidly the USA laws were rushed in after Mr Hands ( who died from the effects of shame because he couldn't risk seeking medical attention after colon rupture from a horse cock in his ass. Nevermind the whole testing for size that you'd think a Boeing Engineer would have considered.) to "protect the animals from harm". So, as an outted person, she is in some ways better than the smarter, but way more damaged, late, Mark Matthews of Joplin, MO.

Fuck off katy

My uncle was just like you.
I was his secret little lover from around 7 and until puberty set in.
I think you should probably just keep this in your head and not act on it.

I can top that.
I can queef and fart alternately.

fucking spaghettied all over a conversation I had with a girl. I had the chance to ask her out but I asked for info about her friend. yikes.

Niiiiiicccceeeee

you did it for the lulz

I ruined one of my closest friendships by sucking my friend's dick

there was a period of four months in 2015 that i had sex with my brother. our parents are out of the picture and we live together. he had a girlfriend and i was single. always had a crush on him, or an admiration, and made a move when we were both kinda tipsy. we stopped when i got a boyfriend but the tension is still there today. it's very conflicting to me and i'm considering therapy. not because i regret it, but i think there's something wrong with me that i don't understand

Why ruined?

What did he do?

Like to watch boys pooping. Relatable?

Oh god, of course. I have zero desire to act on it. I just keep having a strange physical response to children and it's freaking me out. I'm so sorry that happened to you.

seconded

I like watching men pee. More into the desperation part though

Mmm what about not letting him poop?

Pretty much everything which is just somewhat within the normal spectrum.

It's OK, we're all different. Fap to some cp or whatever. Just don't ever plan on doing it for real.
Please.

How did it start?

Sniff your butt?

I honestly don't want to do it. It's a weird kind of sensation--like my body's responding but my mind isn't into it at all. Sometimes I get a similar tingling sensation when I'm really annoyed/irritated. I'm so confused

BELLY RUBZ :3c

I've been on about 500-600 calories a day for almost a week and I've never been this hungry in my life. You never realize how much food is everywhere until you can't have it but it's all you can think about

This, Jesus Christ!
Watching him pull down hos pants and sit on the toilet.
Hearing the tinkle from him peeing and a fart when he relaxes his tiny boys anus.
And then sound of splashes as he relieves himself.
And the smell of boy poop filling the room.

Thank god for communal bathrooms!

>parents out of the picture
>idolising alternate male figure in the family
>confusing feelings of love with sexuality during puberty
normal so far user. my sisters had crushes on me, the difference is I didn't fuck them.

I'd say he's the one with the problem when he decided to take advantage of it. your story seems pretty normal.

im such a fucking failure and loser and everyone would be better off if I just died so they didnt have to worry and bitch about me anymore.

Amen get any good glimpse through the stall?

>be 7
>dad leaves mom and me to marry his secretary, takes my older sis with him
>mom is devastated and depressed
>calls in uncle to babysit me
>he was very affectionate...

Sniff AND lick
(and fuck)

Noone is master of what attracts them. Except if you're christfag. Then you can try praying the pedo away.
(protip: it won't help)

Just embrace it and fap to it once in a while to get it out of your system.

I only shit in the shower. Don't invite me over to your place.

I was dating and fucking 4 girls simultaneously.

im the user that does the /tower/ posts :(

A million times!

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We're you embarassed?

Wouldn't worry about it user, look at ancient Rome - those fuckers knew what was up.

Nice. Don't you just want to help the little stinker?

I really like hugs and being mellow-happy with people but I'm too scared of being taken advantage of if I show it

I think this

Fuck off pewds

rational fear, you'd end up with a dick in each hand, your mouth, and two in your ass in seconds if you did that

just step back from the ledge my friend and cut ties with all the lies youve been living in

i wasn't in puberty--i was 19 at the time. but i get your point. i had a weird childhood. and he didn't really take advantage of it... i made the first move and enjoyed convincing him to do it again afterwards. got a kick out of breaking his "i have a girlfriend" stance. it got kinda weird as i got jealous of his girlfriend later on. asked him a lot if i were prettier than his gf and stuff. really nasty to put him in the position to answer those kinda questions. that destructive stuff + me finding a boyfriend of my own was the reason we stopped.

No way I did the exact same thing

I fap like crazy to my younger sister, creeped on her - and would probably still do it if i had the camera.

I found my sister's pussy lube and mixed my cum inside it, so every time she schlicks she's getting my dead sperm inside her

I do that too.
Not all the time though, and only in my own home.

I was later on diagnosed with Aspergers, which goes a long way to explain why I just took it all as a completely natural thing because he said it was.

More than anything else.
But I'd probably be behind bars in a hurry if I did. So I just fap.

that does sound like classic kinda-fucked childhood stuff going on there. it tends to give you some strange family relationships and leave you with a couple of fun kinks.

If you want to see a therapist, it cant hurt. They'll help you understand the reason you react certain ways or want certain things.

>source: date girls who were molested/had fucked up childhoods

That even though my ex betrayed me, manipulated me, used me, and lots of other bad stuff. .i still love her with all my heart.

and she forgot you even exist and will never think of you again, ever.

cool. it's kinda cool to hear this from the guys perspective. i've talked about it on girls forums but they are uhh something else entirely. what kinda kinks did your dates have? did they come out of their past?

i don't know if i'll actually do therapy, i think i can only take therapy seriously if i look up to the therapist. and my mental image of a therapist is like a hippie leftist fat chick. idk.

Story?

Lol That actually sounds like a hell of a comedy screenplay!

user go do something productive and fuck find someone who will love you

I've wanted to fuck my cousin for as long as I can remember. We're super close, shes three years younger, 5ft, and huge tits. When we were younger, I would wait for her to fall asleep, then feel her up. I was always scared shitless when I place my hand on her tits, like all I could hear was my heartbeat. Never got anything more then a feel and squeeze. Always wanted to place cameras and shit to get pictures of her showering/changing. Always pussied out because I didn't wanna get caught, and have my whole family find out. Still fap to the memory of grabbing her tits

When I was 10 years old, the 20 year old neighbor girl would give me blowjobs and ride my cock. I was friends with her brother. No one else ever knew about it. We eventually grew apart and she got married now

How old is she now?
You could use a USB charger cam.

How did it start?

>what kinda kinks did your dates have
usually a raft of classic D/s or BDSM kinks. a lot of degradation, masochism, ageplay, rapeplay, often some attention seeking/exhibitionist streak.

>did they come out of their past?
I cant say for sure but some definitely did. people who had fucked up childhoods/absent father figures are more likely to be into ageplay. can also be affected by things like lack of male attention (or the wrong kind of attention) at a young age, lack of stability in life, general self-worth issues from abuse. Your childhood shapes you and what you seek out in a partner and in sex.

>and my mental image of a therapist is like a hippie leftist fat chick.
The few I know are all professionals who wear nice clothes and work in nice offices. They've got to do 4+ years of college for this, they treat it like a place of work.

Ask around for recommendations and then look that person up online. They often specialize in certain areas, so you can find one that matches what you think you need.

My fantasy was to watch my gf being fucked by another guy. We talked about it and she's too much of a good girl to get into something so hardcore. I became friends with this guy with a monstrous cock on discord who does tributes and told him everything about her so he could hit all the right spots.

I convinced my gf to go to a sw's club just to watch, but it was all planned so she could meet with the guy.

He ended up seducing her and fucking the shit out of her that night. Hottest but most conflicting shit I've ever experienced in my life.

you all should be gassed

shes like 25. Getting a breast reduction last I heard. sad man. If I had known those things existed ten years ago, you bet your ass I would have used em

Jesus Christ, compared to some of this shit here, my secrets are like feathers compared to bricks in terms of their weight on some people's psyche

I'm 26 and have used Grindr for a number of years.. I'm not attracted to men but for some reason I love sucking cock. The thrill of it is so overwhelming.
I consider myself to be straight, I have a girlfriend of over 5 years and she or anyone else doesn't know a thing.

Wait dude wtf is this real? That is so messed up man

so either post or stfu fag

Man I fucking wish it was fiction. Our relationship entered into a downward spiral since that and we're no longer a couple.

I really loved her, and she was the best gf one could ask. I just... my insecurities and perversions just creeped up to me. I felt a damn rush sharing her pics on threads and getting horny feedback from horny guys.

It kind of escalated from there until I actually started seeking out to make the fantasy real.

The guy was a complete scumbag and his cock was so big he made her cry. I feel like shit becasue instead of feeling terrible for her and defending her I had my boxers completely soaked in precum by how turned on I was.

this

hah, those kinks go a lil too far for me. i guess i'm into a lil humiliation/pain stuff. but i think 99% of girls are. my bf is as vanilla as it gets so maybe that's why i haven't explored stuff like that

I'd make you wear diapers honey

What does your exgf look like?

She's actually super cute. Not the slutty gym worm bimbo type though. More of a nerdy, delicate and caring girl.

She's 5'1, green eyes, very pale. Thin, fit body although she doesn't exercise often.

yeah, that's pretty standard. But my examples are taken from 10 years of girls with fucked-up childhoods. If you find all of that in one person you're in for a crazy time that you'll regret for a while.

If you get the chance to explore your kinks a bit more I'd recommend it just to satisfy your curiosity but it sounds like you could take it or leave it really. a healthy relationship and chatting to a therapist is probably a more effective option.

so our plan of attack for you:
1) don't accidentally fuck your brother again
2) chat to a therapist if you find one you're ok with
3) take what you learn there and apply it to your life. it's handy to be able to explain to yourself why you're reacting to something in a certain way, or why you feel a weird sexual tension where there shouldn't be one.

I've got to go but I hope you work it out user

Can you show her to us?

Nah man. Not here. I'll maybe share her on discord if you want.

Sorry, don't have discord :(

i'm gonna focus on 1) for sure. see you around, user!

You can't prove he was thinking the exact same things you are and took advantage. Fuck off with the blame game, it takes 2 people to fuck.

I agree.

You are too stupid to function.

Who the hell pissed on your cheerios asshole?

Just calling it as I see it. I think the asshole here is you.

Explain? I was just being honest.

I have contemplated murder a number of times. I bought a pistol for "self defense" though I honestly bought it so that if my life fell apart, I could shoot the two people who are responsible for it. The only thing stopping me right now is the hope that I can fix things on my end. If that doesn't happen, then there's only 3000 miles between me and retribution, and then I would have to disappear.

I've dropped entirely off the grid before. It's a whole lot easier to vanish than you'd think.

I sometimes throw regular trash in the paper trash bin.

You monster!

I took a shit in a dog park once.

Fuck you, such an easy thing to avoid you piece of shit.

Did it look different to a regular dog shit?

>be 14/15 yo me
>not too bad looking, possibly a 7.5 to 8/10
>nevertheless very insecure around girls/women
>notice in the shower after sports or gym class that other blokes' dicks mostly seem to be larger than mine
>brush it off "you're imagining things, user"
>but still...
>a while later be at some family party
>out of town so we're staying in a hotel
>for some reason or other I share a room with my mum (2 separate beds)
>she's good looking and dressed for the occasion
>but hey, she's my mum
>after turning in for the night we are in our room
>she's tipsy but not drunk and we talk a bit
>I bring up my insecurity with girls
>she tries to cheer me up and tells me that I'm a smart and handsome bloke and I shouldn't worry
>I don't know why but I bring up my insecurity about my penis size
>I expect her to come up with the usual pep talk "size doesn't matter" &c.
>but she says "Well, user... If a girl likes you it's not going to be because of your cock."
>she starts laughing and continues to do so for quite some time zhen adds, "thank your dad for that."
>Lying in bed later in the dark I realise that I've just been humiliated as a dicklet by my own mum.

Get off these Loli threads dude, before you get yourself into a Lot of trouble!

Wow! Treacherous fag.

I caught my neighbor having sex with her son in front of her daughter. I blackmailed her for sex for a few years before they moved away. I fucked her daughter too, but sex with her continued for another two years until she got a boyfriend.

I am obsessed with exposure porn and exposing my current girlfriend. I am trying hard to stop (no I won't post her) but it is so difficult. It's so hot. Part of me desperately wants to see her pics go far and wide but I don't actually, it would be horrible to be discovered

You have to forgive that bitch and move on. This anger is only hurting you. And get away from that crazy fat chick. You don't need any more misery for your company.

Probably. Not easy to tell at 2am in the morning though.

This is the next thing on the LGBTQ-train, isn't it?!

Need pics of gf and Brit gril.

Wow girl, you did something wrong. Don't do it again and move on. Move out if you can. Might be better that way.

I think your just trying to formulate a rational for fucking kids, you pedo.

>Rekt

What? What's your deal?

Post your tits for proof?

Don't tell him to feed that fire, stupid! Do you want another kid diddled like yourself?

On a forum board, i made a parody account to impersonate a popular regular. Just for lols.
Things escalated, and suspicion fell on me as The person behind it. Rightly so.
I started doing some crazy stuff, like posting the person's pics all over the place.
When i was confronted on my real account, i managed to convince everyone that it was someone else trying to frame me. They ended up blaming them instead.
I met my very best real life friend during this event. Haven't told them the truth of it. I doubt they'd even care.
But I'm still taking this to my gave.

Poor girl, poor fiance. You're genuinely an awful piece if shit.

But as an outsider who has dissociated himself from the suffering of strangers, this is hilarious.

Sounds like a Shakespearean play. Richard the 3rd Faggot.

Rekt indeed.

As long as it's not a pedobear scenario, fuck on. You're not biologically related, so do what you want.

I've had to make some adolescent boys strip naked and expose different body parts for inspection. They looked embarrassed and I tried to let them keep some modesty but my colleagues made no such efforts.

Since when has anything positive come from suppressing things?
The psyche doesn't work that way. Not even in America.

Dumb. Epically so.

Im in love

Why do you keep posting this? Why do you want everyone to know you're a pole-smoker? Keep your homo-peter-puffing to yourself, please.

NJ? tfw I recognize your story from the wincest threads

I know man. I feel like shit. It was so dark and painful, but god was it erotic man.

Some shit needs suppressing. If you don't know that, you're a donkey.

I go on realself dot com to fap to the breast reduction and mommy makeover photos women post.
If anyone else does the same thing and would like to chat about it, kik gjones9834 and we can share.

yep

I see some serious cuck ing in your future if you don't straighten up.

You know? the thought of it doesn't turn me on with other girls. I don't get hard imagining it with my current gf. It's just with my ex. idw.

Well its not my darkest secret OP but my family is heavily christian but i'm not i'm atheist and have been for 3 years now and i don't play on telling them any time soon

You're your sisters brother? What kind of a fucking weirdo are you?

Fucking kek

When I was younger I used to "spy" on my sister while she bathed. I have absolutely no incestuous feelings

How did she look?

I used my stepmum's dildo

I used my stepmom

Its pretty good yeah
It's not, it's consensual as fuck, but there's still some stigma to it since we grew up together

Did she cry when you first fucked her?
Story of first anal?
Did you blackmail daughter as well? How/where did you fucked her?

I fucking want to see that little slut of a gf you had. Show her

fucked my asleep classmate lol

I need fucking proof

Nice dubs for the topic of your discussion lmao.

I'll share her pics on discord. If anyone wants give me your username,,,

>Did she cry when you first fucked her?
Not when, before when I showed copies of the pics I took.
>Story of first anal?
That came right after I laid next to her chatting, waiting for my stamina to build up. She was under the assumption fucking her was a 1-time deal at first. When I said "Our sex is going to be a regular thing. I'm ready to go again." She rolled over and spread her legs. I told her to go to the bathroom and grab lube. That wasn't the hole I wanted. She reluctantly went to the bathroom and came back with petroleum jelly. I lubed up her butt, then laid back down with my hard on up. I told her "I want you to do all the work this time, the lubed hole please." She complied and told me she hated me. I told her "I don't care, pedo."
>Did you blackmail daughter as well? How/where did you fucked her?
The daughter actually came on to me. She got riled up watching her mother fuck her brother. Neither really did anything to her aside from her brother taking her virginity. The daughter was at that age where she looked like a small woman and not a kid. She was curious and already a pervert, best sex I had with a teen. She knew I was blackmailing her mom but didn't care. She told me about some of the students she fucked too. Pedo teacher. Got a LOT of orgasms from that family. When the daughter got a boyfriend who drove, I was out. Lucky boyfriend, she learned a thing or two. Not so lucky me. Nothing good lasts, especially when you do shady shit to get it.

I asked one of my former bosses to help me with my college courses. She has been. She's twenty years older than me, and hot as hell. She has a fiance and a daughter my age.

jacking it to child porn is just as bad as fucking a child, don't fucking do it

I kill and eat children.

I like getting off to cp mainly 15yr olds and 16yr olds

That isn't even cp.

i have an extremely mild taste for human meat

I grew up as a violent alcoholic's only daughter and to stop him hitting me I used to let him fuck me because then he was easier to live with.

I fucked my cousin when she stayed in my house last year, she got pregnant and told everyone she had artificially inseminated, she's moving with me next month

Holy shit, I don't support either one but they're clearly two entirely different leagues of awful.

'anger management'.

My cousin did the Same thing to me. Every time I got a girlfriend she would thretin to tell her what we do together. I've lost 3 good girlfriends because of my cousin.

Got super drunk with my cousin and we fell asleep together. Her mom found us the next morning and made me fuck her to keep her mouth shut. The bitch told my mom about finding us and my mom kicked me out of the houst. Lucky my uncle took me in.

Hey listen I am attracted to my 13 year old nephew, we love each other immensily yet we have never done anything sexual. What advices could you give?

/thread

I fucked my cousin when I was 18 (She was around mid to early 20s), in a room directly above where her parents were sleeping in. I don't know if they heard us though, perhaps they're in denial

They totally know and now they fight every bloody day to not hate you.

I fap to girls nails. Nail polish simply makes me feel horny