You wake tomorrow with the powers of Superman. What do?

probably do faggot shit like fight crime or help the US with fuckin whatever
Government can't even try to v& me cuz superman

bang uncle May

underraterd

9/11 myself.

It depends - does my superman powers also imply the existence of threats such as darkseid? because fuck that lmao if so

elaborate

Go to a gay bar

Make the people who have wronged me and my friends pay for the nigger shit they have done. Also, probably hero stuff under the name "Max Power".

Kill everyone, then myself

Create a harem and a next generation of supermen, then put a superman in every position of power.

>"Hey, sorry boss, I kinda gotta quit. Ya know, college stuff is getting too hard with this gig, so I gotta prioritize."
>fly halfway to the sun, get swole on solar energy
>put on an underarmor long-sleeve shirt, a ski mask, a fanny pack, and an adult diaper
>become human Uber
>leave money in fanny pack
>open diaper when drunks try to vomit on me
>only ever have to pay rent and for hobbies/the tastiest of foods
>drink all the cheap beer I want

rob a big bank on the other side of the globe, just in case it's only temporary

Government job.

Fight General Zod.

This. Just start chucking cunts in the air until I get bored then drill into the Earth's core

>Rob a bank disguised as a Jew then fly away, making everyone think the Jews do know sorcery

what. the. fuck.

>go to nigger hood
>yell nigger at the top of my lungs
>let them chimp out
>just stand there and let them know they are powerless

they would eventually get tired and confused as to why i'm just standing there and letting them wail on me.

>"I want you to know there is nothing you can do about this"
>comence killing them one by one with nothing but my hands

also grab people, fly up high and let go

ethnic cleansing

Kill Trump then hoover up all the hot SJW pussy.

The full power set of Superman?
>Walk into massive New York bank.
>Walk to lady behind the counter and pull out finger gun
>Give me all your money
>She chuckles nervously
>Heat Laser he brain
>Walk through counter
>Walk to the vault
>Break vault door
>Walk inside and grab every single dollar and put them into duffel bags
>Walk outside and face police
>GET DOWN HANDS UP
>Take off all my clothes
>They start shooting
>Bullets do nothing to me
>Walk foward
>They continue to shoot
>Walk past cops and the ones that tries to grab me are thrown at full force into nearby buildings
>Go home

Time to destroy the world.

>Do work as usual but this time with my powers
>Show it off to my friends later
>But freeze time after every sentence so I can think of best response
>Use my powers to boost my social status to point of non-normie chad
>Go home, play vidya and fap

This will create some interesting conflicts for example they wouldn't need nukes because supermen and a lot of things would be different

Fly through the fucking rings

Hot sjw, there is no such a thing.

Kill every motherfucker that's ever done me wrong. Wipe out the Muslim countries entirely. Drop Kim Best Korea Glorious Leader from the upper stratosphere towards Earth.

Do the same to Obama, his chimp wife, Hillary, Bernie, Pelosi, and the majority of Congress and Senate. Then fix issues in our country.

That's somehow quite upsetting, and revealing

Kill many people.

the hero we deserve

let's put it that way.
The surviving muslims would be very calm and polite after my actions

Fly into outer space, explore the solar system - then fly off to Trappist-1 and check that system.
I'd eventually get bored and long for socialising again, fly back to earth.
Then fight crime, but not the petty kind, the big ugly corperate kind, the corruption in the various governments.
Use superbrain to learn all languages and communicate why I'm doing what I'm doing to the world.

Create utopia.

Pic unrelated.

this. also get rid of chinks for being soulless insects and fucking up the environment.
clean all the shit out the ocean.
conquer sicily and retire.
govern a small city state to keep busy.

Shoot down airplanes.

most are already.

...

Rule the fucking planet. 4rth Reich incoming.

>go to IS
>tell them that I am the new prophet and that they did the right thing
>tell them that allah will send them to heaven, but they need to take the clothes off
> wait till they are naked
> take a selfie
> post it on facebook "Got pranked sandniggers god does not exist xd"

Nothing.
Who needs all that unwanted attention?

Sleep again and hope I wake up as Batman

But.. you can just grab money... fly elsewhere... pay whores to sex you(Now its not rape ;) ) rinse and repeat forever
I'D BE HAPPY [spoiler]FOR A WHILE![/spoiler]

If we're talking the god-tier Supes then it'd play out like this. Due to being basically indestructable and not having any weakness since Kryptonite is not a real thing, then the game is basically won. So I have to make things interesting for myself. Sure I can kill swaths of humanity and make the rest bow to my will. But that route is the easy way. Easy way isn't as interesting.

I'd use my power to spread a message to all of humanity. Fix your shit. Or die. Certain criteria will be included in shit I feel needs fixed. To back up my claim, I'd wipe places off the map that house the dregs of the human race. I'm not talking whole countries gone, but heads of state and possibly N. Korea.

There would be a time line. I'd let them know I'm gonna fuck off for a while and when I get back, shit better be under way to a better tomorrow.

Due to being able to survive in space I'd start building a moon base. Sort of a gift for humans as a solid stepping stone to the cosmos. That's if they do well on their progress towards bettering themselves.

I'd also fuck. Like a lot.

I would make a ylyl thread of course!

>mONEY NOW FULL OF BULLETHOLES

wage war against all government

amongst the ruins, my palace will rise

does superman live forever, if not how long?

find a queen (jokes already found her love u xx)
reproduce
continue the line

>(jokes already found her love u xx)

Destroy our planet. Then i will live in the outerspace and fly at the end of the universe to see whats beyond it.

fap and smoke in my basement

Find a planet of furrys and fuck them

You ever play Injustice? I'd be that version of Superman.

Funny to see how many edgy youngsters choose to be villains and just go for the instant gratification.
And how few will try to help.

>reproduce
>continue the line

Which will go back to baseline humanity due to genetic diluting

>1st gen 50% Kryptonian

>2nd gen 25% Kryptonian

>3rd gen 12.5% Kryptonian

>4th gen 6.25% Kryptonian

>5th gen 3.125% Kryptonian

>6th gen 1.5625% Kryptonian

>7th gen 0.78125% Kryptonian

Take away all the gun nuts guns and watch them all froth at the mouth at how utterly powerless they are to stop me.

humanity is beyond help.

Oh, please humanity is so bad we even broke Superman.

thatll be enough time to install an infallible system of succession and power transfer, keeping purebloods subservient indefinitely

so what you're saying is that incest is wincest.

>eventually some rich gun nut gets his hands on kryptonite bullet and puts you down

Kryptonite doesn't exist in this reality.
I have Superman's powers, but that doesn't mean the rest of his reality is real, too.

Fly to nearest planet filled with kryptonite.
Kill myself.

Nah, but it's tempting to think that based on harsher judgements.
Look at what we've managed to do as a species so far. There's the sciences, the arts, the music, the endless philosophical musings, the random acts of kindness perpetuated by anonymous people, playfulness, forgiveness, inventiveness etc.

Sure, there's some grotty idiots around, but overall we're growing, we're winning, so to speak.

Quit my job, travel the world, meet new people, explore the deepest depths of the ocean in collaboration with world class scientists

Conquer earth. Because I'm literally waking up as god in the real world, and can't be stopped because Kryptonite isn't real.

Fuck this planet, and the people living on itt. Most of them deserve genocide. The rest deserve subjugation.

You're waking up as literally the physical embodiment of Elohim, and you WOULDN'T take everything over? You must be some nigger loving altruist or egalitarian homosexual.

Faster than a speeding bullet...

unless his super DNA is the dominant trait

Go-to yoga class

but his powers are weakened in the proximity to kryptonite

You are so stupid you're presenting the argument of how a nuclear weapon should help.

Superman is the ultimate weapon and a sentient one. The only way to exist would be complete compliance or destruction. There is no other option. To not realize this shows how naive and ignorant you are.

see
Maybe I am an altruist, maybe I am egalitarian.
What does that have to do with race and sexuality?

Proximity shouldn't have any relevance if enough speed is a factor. Superman can move faster than lightspeed, no matter what the bullet is made of he could be a solar system away before it reached him.

Underrated post.

I think everyone would have fun with the powers first.

Then responsibility kicks in and you can do some righteous good.

starting by finding everyone of the indian guys in those doggo rekt videos

id snap their fibias in half

You are stupid you're presenting the argument of how superman is a weapon.

Superman is the ultimate sapient being. The only way to exist would be to help, understand and build. There is no other option. TO not realize this shows how simpleminded and ignorant you are.

You're fucking superman retard, guns don't matter regardless.

And he wouldn't be able to do a single damn thing without force retard. Your idea of Superman could be defeated with the word "NO".

But what about all those cars that need to be picked up?

You know, people who don't follow Superman are gonna' argue with this. Personally, if I was Superman and suddenly I cannot perceive things hyper-fast. I'd assume someone nearby is going to hit me with a kryptonite weapon and flee. Once in the air, use supervision to look for kryptonite radiation. Superman, in canon, was always blindsided by kryptonite. He never seems to notice when his powers and thought speed he forces to lower levels by will suddenly become 2nd nature.

And he would be able to do everything without force retard. Your idea of Superman would become a murderer with the word "NO".

>Stop time

this, then the standard rape everyone i ever wanted to do

in that case then, kryptonite is irrelevant?

If he sees / hears the bullet coming, Fire a round that travels faster than sound in a very loud environment and he might not hear it coming. And I am sure a lot of people will be gunning for him.

If this is winning, I don't want to see loosing.

Probably fuck off to space and never return.

Technically yes if the physics of the comics are used. Superman is able to traverse the universe faster than lightspeed meaning he should be faster than any incoming radiation. He should be able to detect the bullet and instantaneously move out of its radius. Apparently he's just a dumb shit though.

>retaliate against the normalfags.
>overthrow governments
>rule with an iron fist
>get worshipped as a god

Nah, he wouldn't and you're a dumb dumb with dumb dumb troll tactics that don't last past a single post. Up your game faggot if you want to string people along.

It's a big world, focus on the positives or you'll drown in mediocrity and the stupid.

Or he's just sometimes poorly written.

You seem pretty well strung though.

superman is such a piece of shit character. you can tell it was written in what, the 30s? it's like the superhero an 8 year old would create; every fucking power out there.

Become a janitor

You realize your only outcome here is to be called out for your need to be acknowledged or to be ignored right?

That's a loss. Learn from this.

No shit.

>wake up
>Feel like shit
>Try to fix the economy with magic
>
Feelsgood.jpg
>cry cause I failed
>Kill random rich people
>Feelstrange.gif
>become most wanted
>Ohno.jpg
>become a farmer
>get caught
>become maniac and destroy the planet
>kms

U mad tho

>wake up
>Feel like shit
>Try to fix the economy with magic
>Feelsgood.jpg
>cry cause I failed
>Kill random rich people
>Feelstrange.gif
>become most wanted
>Ohno.jpg
>become a farmer
>get caught
>become maniac and destroy the planet
>kms

So basically, just ignore the problems aren't close enough to notice them myself. Got it.

abduct girl
rape
drop in desert
repeat

Probably become Superapist, find as many of Earth's bitches, pick them up to fly & rape them 10,000 feet in the air, impregnate them & overtime watch as the new Kryptonian race grow up & repeat the process of out breeding the humans into being our fuck farm.

No, deal with the problems you CAN deal with.
Don't drown in the avelanche of the many you can't.
Focus on your results, and the positive aspects of those around you.

Stop being so boringly negative.

Kek

Yep , sounds about right .

Whatever the fuck I want.

The very first thing I do is fly around the world grabbing the hottest women, Jennifer Lawrence, Angelina jolie etc and forcefully fuck every one of them while flying through the sky. After that just take what I want money mansions etc.

Grab some hotties and do this

Pretty much do what’s in OP’s pic.

Think about every single dream you have had that you had some kind of power in. Were you some kind of boyscout? No. You used it for your own selfish wants. Like you, I would do whatever I wanted. I'd keep it not-so-horrible so my loved ones don't get targetted. Once my loved ones are targetted by a single bad thing, all bets are off.

I'm a horrible boyscout in my power dreams.
I really do try to make everyting the best for everybody.

Laser beam

Idk

Pic related.

...

It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black.

Sex farm

Damn. People like you exist? I hope you live forever. The world needs people like you.

Rob a bank nibba

Steal groceries from people. Free food for the rest of my life.

There are more of us around than you think.
We just tend to be quiet on the chans, where it's not cool to be kind.

You fucking NORMIE

Probably kidnap a shitload of women to keep as fuck dolls that'll be bred in my Fortress of Solitude

>There are more of us around than you think.
I hope so. If the world is primarily people like me, people doing their best to be good but not that way naturally, the world is fucked. I hope the world is really full of people like you. If you are being true, there is hope.

Shush Sharkie, it's alright.
It's all in where you focus your attention.
Don't worry - do things in your own tempo, at your own terms and everything will work out fine.

First thing I do is announce to the world my friends and family are now gods of earth, they can do what they want, they get what they want etc. Best medical treatment billions of dollars basically everything. If anything happens to them I go scorched earth and kill everybody. Then I demand the government let's me know everything, if aliens are real how far technology has gone etc. After this spend a few years just doing what I want fucking who I want, taking what I want and so forth. Then once I'm bored just fly into space and keep going and spend the rest of my life exploring the galaxy.

I fly around the Earth really fast and go back to 1938 and help Nazi Germany win WW2, I destroy the Soviet Union and abduct Oppenheimer & Einstein along with Nuclear research materials from the US and take it all back to Nazi Germany.

Then I patrol the Atlantic, scooping up Allied vessels and dropping them into Kriegsmarinne hands.

I visit Great Britain and tell them that if they capitulate they will be under my protection & never have Nazi occupation,but if they continue hostilities with Nazi Germany , I will destroy the Royal Navy and RAF.
I then go to Japan and help them take China ,but tell the Emperor that Australia and New Zealand and all US Islands are not to be touched by the Empire of Japan, but I will also stop all US Navy vessels from attacking Japanese Imperial Mandate Islands.

I secure a world peace.

What others said. Lots of sexual stuff

You are counting on kryptonian DNA not being dominant alien DNA.

SAUCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>1st gen 50% Kryptonian

>2nd gen 75% Kryptonian?

Lisa ann. To this day, I have no idea what vid that is from.

>Don't worry - do things in your own tempo, at your own terms and everything will work out fine.
You sound like my anger management sponsor and a pastor I spent lots of hours chatting with. That's a compliment, I swear.
Seriously, in power dreams, in dreams where you had superpowers, you did not cut loose and do whatever you were holding back on? I mean, you NATURALLY were nice? Nice, knowing that people you generally did not know could not punish you or stop you. This is anonymous, no consequence for being honest. Are you really that way? Are a lot of people really that way?

Put on a mask and rape Kim Jong Un on the podium of the winter olympics.

Kek that's a scary gif

Or just go on tv and say everyone will be a Nazi or die?

Due to supreme Kryptonian genetics, there are no inbreeding negative traits.

Yes, I am. The thought of violence is abhorent to me. I don't want it done to me, I don't want to do it to others.
But of course I get angry and frustrated, I'm human. I do feel the need to scold and discuss and show my anger when it's there. I'm not holding it in, I think that's what makes me less uptight. I'm not "nice", I am however polite if brutally honest.
Some people can't deal with that, and some appreciate it. I tend to hang with those who appreciate it.
I'm also aware that my opinions aren't The Truth, but personal and object to change over time.
Finally, yes, I'm not unique in any way - there are many who think this way, it's just they don't post a lot on Cred Forums for obvious reasons.

There was no widespread TV in 1938.

Also , I'm not forcing the whole world to be "Nazi".

Angelina valentine. I messed up.

BANG WONDER WOMAN. ALL DAY LONG

m.pornflip.com/v/qkpf1dmMT-K?autoplay

Found it

I'm a proud passivist because it is so hard to do, over a decade. I thought people like you did not really exist, just wussies saying they are that way. Thank you for proving me wrong. You have nothing to gain by making this claim. I want people like you to exist, don't get me wrong. If there are a lot of people like you, people really like you, then our species has hope. I wish you a life of peace. Your natural hatred of violence is a gift. Know that. I had to earn mine. God blessed you.

You don't have to go back in time you retard

I would destroy this planet. Life was a mistake.

Likewise user.
Spreading positives by sneaking in random acts of kindness under cover of anonymity is a fun thing
Take care out there man.

In all honesty I'd kidnap Trump and Putin. Once it was verified all over the world these two guys were missing and nobody knew where in the fuck they were. I'd live stream them fighting in some basement like fight club.

You take care too. Related to this thread, if some powers that be give out Superman's power to someone here, I hope to God it is you. ;)

>Mega wank
>Wank too fast and rip dick off
>Have surgery and become superwoman

Destroy North Korea, Saudi Arabia, most of Africa, kill most South Americans and central Americans, kill all Arabs.
Meditate until I'm needed again.

We would be one step closer to world peace.

No, you reproduce with a 100% kryptonian and 100% of a human thus getting 50% of genes from each. Thus supermans kid would be a half breed.

Assume control over my country. Reform it the way i think a perfect state would be. Everyone gets 3 choices. Submit, leave or die.
Other countries may try to intervene but they are powerless, so who cares. As my paradies gets more powerfull and wealthy, people start to worship me as savior because their lifes are way better than before. Attract wealthy and intelligent people from around the world. As people see my countries success they pressure their leaders to submit to me/emulate me. As i am the most powerful being and have the wealth of a prosperous nation at my disposal, a harem naturally builds up. Raise children to be elite leaders of tomorrow. Relinquish control gradually as i build systems which enforce my vision without me being there. Enjoy the impending galactic expansion of the human/part-kryptonian race. Get worshiped as God. At some point retire annonymously and enjoy life until humanity needs another course correction.

Start vaporizing chinks and synagogues

The problem with this is that you’re human. Therefore by extension, not perfect. You’ll cause people to fear you which will lead to uprisings and eventually massacres. The best thing to do with powers like this is to just leave earth and check out the universe. You’ll probably never get a chance like that again

Yes, I do.
This planet is infected with liberals and SJW types and cucks too afraid to be nationalistic.

You are the retard.

You

I'd spin the earth backwards until I was back in prehistoric times then I would fly around eating dinosaurs.

This

I would do this if everyone ceased to exist nobody would suffer anymore because they arent there to suffer.

tell floyd mayweather he's a massive pussy..make a fight..punch head clean off..fly away

Honestly, this. I might get something to eat first though because not being able to afford food all the time sucks so I'd like to have one good memory before I kill everyone.

>reverse time to medieval days
>join crusades
>lel

Turn back time then destroy the world.

No life = not murder and all the needless suffering would have never occurred.

Sauce and have my keks sir

When do you start picking up the hot women tho

There are examples of genetic Kryptonian fuck-ups. Impregnate enough Kryptonian daughters & sisters and you'll have enough of these fuckers that'll need to be put down with green rock poisoning.

>go to wallstreet
>destroy all the exchanges
>start destroying banks and cash
>slowly but surely ruin the idea of currency
>currency becomes tradeable goods
>watch as regular joes floorish
>laugh as 1% whine

start fucking every woman i can find to spread my seed, after 5 years my children will enslave the earth

Kill off criminals or threaten Trump that i'll do sometbing if there are no gun control laws passed. The whole thing made me a bit depresso

>paint moon
>420 blaze it faggots
watch world wonder how it was done.
my work here is done.

Rule the world with an iron fist

Fuck gun control, we need to teach these kids it's wrong, just like how we have to teach rapists to not rape, if it's not the girls fault for wearing slutty clothing then it's not the guns fault for being a gun

Draw a Pepe on the moon, where's Elon musk when you need him?

Bizarro is from an alternate universe , also for centuries Kryptonians were cloned from the same genetic sample with no negative affects.

Smash the current neoliberal system.

Organise a revolution and spear-head it because i am invincible.

Destroy the headquarters of the major banks and traders in London.
Destroy the infrastructure of the millitary industrial complex including HQ, Shareholders, CEO's, all UK premises and factories.
Steal all of the money hidden in tax havens and shell companies.
Seize all property being purposefully kept empty and used as a tool of investment. Turn into affordable housing for young people.

Destroy the Monarchy and redistribute all of their land to the people. Invite the homeless to live in Buckingham palace and Balmoral castle.
Invite locals to live on and work the land taken from the royals.

Kill all lobbyists in Westminster.
Every Oil billionaire in this country and redistribute their wealth.

Destroy all oil infrastructure

raise wages to £15 minimum wage and invest all money collected into electrifying and upgrading railways, new manufacturing industry centred around rail transport, wind, wave and tidal renewable generation. Invest billions in quantum computing technology and nuclear fusion.

....how, exactly do you teach someone not to rape? Wanting to rape is not a default state, you moron.

Haven't seen Europe? They are handi out anti rape brands to people who don't want to be raped, like it will stop them........ we don't attack the girls for dressing like sluts, why would we attack a gun for some mentally handicapped kid? Just execute him and stop wasting money on stupid shit America.

If girls can't be blamed when they get raped, a gun can't be blamed for the mentally retarded, it's their handlers job to keep the yard away from guns, just execute (blood for blood)

Do whatever the fuck I want, some versions of Superman are fucking 6th dimensional.

Rekt sandnigger land and north zip land. Kick cats into orbit for fun

Superdate you.

If you can't afford food, what are you doing here? Go cut someone's lawn or something you lazy nigger

holocaust

>Take off all my clothes
Why?
Also why not just fly away?

>Jewish trickery
We know you know sorcery you kike bastard. Stop talking about it with sarcasm in order to shill it as a falsehood

>7th gen 0.78125% Kryptonian
Still as strong as 58 men. That's also several hundred years of dominance.

yeah and then incest for round 3
how are you not getting this?

>none of the 1% got there by virtue
mkay

And then kill all the pakis

Everyone knows it's wrong to kill but it still happens daily. I would make sure that semi automatic guns and shotgins are banned

Go to college study applied economics, political science, and psychology.

Think of a way to terrorize the world to unite mankind to end or minimize all suffering.

Then I back of to the back of the moon taking blond bitches with me for an eternal nazi orgy.

So and so often I come back and make them tremble with fear again.