No YLYL? YLYL thread

Lost on the first shot. Oh well.

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op hasn't killed me yet. i live another day.

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already /thread. good night! sleep tight! don't let the bananas bite!

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These turds certainly aren't going to win.

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Against?
How about we're omnivores and your body needs meat otherwise you turn into a soyboy faggot...

whats your endgame? destroy the prospect of a decent YLYL thread for the rest of Cred Forums's history?
i sincerely hope you fucking kill yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=fcR-EbHx3Tk

you're welcome

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youtube.com/watch?v=swKTiZDicSU
Best channel on Youtube fam

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KEK

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I wanna meet the glorious motherfucker(s) who write these.

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The proper rebuttal to this image is to have someone who isn't a fucking skeleton standing beside them pointing and laughing while eating a steak. "You dead of veganism, nigga! How's that for an argument!"

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is this porn.

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This
youtu.be/Qf4LLEt-H_0
See if you can make it till the end
Hilarious

Easy, our bodies are designed to eat certain meats. We also have the teeth for it too. Additionally, there is nothing immoral about carnivorism, just how people feel

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Vegans have better BMIs, less nutrient deficiencies, and are just plain sexier. Nice try though.

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Fucking lost when he said nigger at the end
A hero is born

what ever soyboy.

tits or gtfo

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is it just the one guy? i dont get it. how could anyone... i understand there is mental illness but this is next level insanity, its been over a year hasnt it.

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Wow this is really, really funny.

Hey, can I save your picture?

Man it's so funny.

I gotta save that picture, you gotta let me! Please? Pretty please? What do I have to do to get that picture on my harddrive?

I'll do anything short of sex or murder or theft to get that picture on my hard drive. Please let me download it?

Veganism is another propaganda to turn males into estrogen cunsuming soy fags.

Nice try women.
I like meat, go away.

There's literally no solid argument to turn down meat.
Morals are a social costruct.

>nihilism neckbeard
>he still thinks soy increases estrogen
You're a walking meme.

so I win.

The edgiest edgelord.

nice time stamp soyboy

>Additionally, there is nothing immoral about cannibalism, just how people feel when they eat each other

Hey, vegangains! How are you doing?

>getting this triggered

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Lol’d

nice one soyboy try again.

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hold up this faggots only lifting 130lbs ha.

niggers

Bahahahahahhaaha.

enjoy your b vitimins.

All of that dairy estrogen getting in your feefees user?

these faggots
>hurr durr am strong

strike 2 soyboy you're almost out.

Is that fucking real?

Lost

No

holy fuck annon did you really go make a meme for this.

>Lifting weights
>being relevant

Pick one

>implying your approval is not devoid of IQ
Post body
(I win)

this

>being so butt hurt
strike three soyboy and you have a duty to post your body since you started this argument

>post body
>no other reason to stay fit but your own ego

Aren't you late for the gym or something?
Gotta maintain that utterly useless physique that contributes to nothing in modern society.

Make sure you wipe off that 0% fat olive-oil sweat off those seats.

tits or gtfo soyboy

soyboy btfo

sure you can eat only vegetables thats pretty funny, but whats more funny is the majority.
majority of meat eaters is but a majority, do you only go against it in a mind state of the minority like rebellion that catches like wild fire to a forrest
are you rebels of media just because you can be one

no one cares you're vegan. shut the actual fuck up let people do what they want without being a massive phaggot.

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and so forth, is a sacrifice more important than a prophet or are they simply destined to be martyrs

>already btfod

silly faggot dicks are for chicks

soyboy can't even say btfo right

What a guy

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Look at this faggot posting from his computer that contains animal parts.
Probably drove to the gym on his dead animal tires.
Probably uses dead animal condoms to fuck his vegan women

Faggot. Please... Faggot

WE LIKE DE MOON

you're wrong on so many levels
don't cut yourself on all that edge, kid

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Can we have a normal, funny meme exchange without arguing like autists? Please

No.

I think the andy six threads are one or two guys, the bananers and spideys however are many people i believe

You seriously compare human life to animal life?
Carnivores aren't fucked up like cannibals. Eating someone who is just like you is like fucking your hermaphrodite brother/sister thing.
Eating an animal is just like fucking someone who you aren't related to.
Vegans can take anything and put it waaay out of proportion.
You (Chicken) nugget

Yeah go on don't show the faggots. Only the muscular peeps which everyone can become with enough willpower.

Don't call me a newfag, newerfag

...rubber cows?

Are you calling me a newfag, newfag newerfag

I'm allowed to eat meat because I fucking can.
No animal can say it went to the shop and picked up some bacon, which makes us have an advantage.
Life isn't a game, it's not supposed to be fair for us or for animals, we just managed to get out of the food chain, I don't know if you realize what an achievement that is so I will say it again, WE GOT OUT OF THE FOOD CHAIN. We don't need to chase antilopes in Africa like cheetahs do. Cheetahs thought it's a huge waste of time to go after the adults so they started killing baby antilopes, is that what you want? For us to go back in it and kill baby antilopes?

NO. THIS IS B

It's almost as if there's a correlation here...

Don't call me a newerfag, phoneposter

I am calling you the newestfag, newerfag newfag

When you bring IQ into the argument then you know you lost it.
Tits or gtfo

NEWFAG

I been on b so long I don't actually know if this is satire

Cardiovascular disease is heavily associated with a meat based diet faggot

What? Whatd you say to me? Your calling me a newer newest newfag? Well your the newer newest newfag of newfaggyness newfaging

Both of you are newfags, GTFO

Shhhh nigger. No one gives a fuck about you or your opinions

How's your school break going?

He said without doing any research.
A slight hesitation as he pressed post and with a deep sense of remorse, he now cries while looking at the facts he doesn't want to face.

Pretty good, enjoying the monday

Just look down, fatty.

wtf is this meme now?

It's stupid

>circling the only two bits of text.
You're a fucking mongoloid that should jump in front of a truck
Pic related it's you with your post, faggot.

Nigger be like Ugauga

Words to live by.

>Implying every normal person is fat just to boost ego
Joke's on you I'm underweight.
Also tits or gtfo soyboy

Huh? I will not be called the newer newest newfag of newfaggyness newfaging for you are in fact the new limited edition straight outta the sorting line new newer newfag of uncnditional newfaggotry

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Fuuuck. Well I lost. Goodnight man, it's been fun fuckin round.

how the fuck do you do snatches in your living room?
you just drop the weight onto your living room floor and let it bounce around?
what if it hits the fucking crockpot you have on the floor?

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Pleasure playing with you, sir. Have a good one

Filename... Brilliant!

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Happens all the time

Less talking, more funny.

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You can eat whatever yo want faggot but CHD is gonna end you.

Tires
Manufacturers of car and bicycle tires use stearic acid, taken from animal fat, to help tires hold their shape under steady surface friction. If you were ready to start hoofing it around town after this revelation, hold up… your running shoes likely contain the same ingredient.

Is it a real quote?

I'm not the guy on the other post, but that's not completely true. Just because they're somewhat correlated doesn't mean one causes the other. Vegan people usually worry more about their health than the average person (they excersice, don't consume more calories than they need, etc.), and that's why they live longer, have less risk of cancer and other such things, but meat eaters can be healthy too (even more so), it's just most people don't worry about their health AND eat meat, if you only counted healthy meat eaters and healthy vegans it would be a different story.
Also, the environmentalist argument is flawed too because transporting vegan food from one side of the planet to the other (because of seasons) is a lot more destructive than just feeding domesticated animals and then eating them. Less than 20 cargo planes burn more fuel per year than all cars in the world combined.

The fact you care makes it worth it

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don't lie you're just trying to force a meme
youre gonna see on on the front page of reddit one day and cream yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=9UO_KIjxyN0

The worst thing about that all isn't your son dying. Its him dying to such a little gay fag haha

Yes. He was edge lord supreme.

Both the same guy in different bodies

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He is as ripped as a pair of new jeans.

Not to mention irrigation, insecticides, packaging, and much more all uses carbon energy, which in return polutes our air.
Don't even get me started on the reserves we are emptying.
Meat or no meat, the global impact stays the same.

Funny how he brings up general health problems when I list a few items that contain animals.

This one is my favorite:
Fireworks.
All those preppy drunk teen vegans looking to the skies on new year's eve, oblivious that they're watching animal bits burst into a flickering mess of animal torture.

also on the condoms: even PETA says: if you can't find a vegan alternative to condoms, it's better to use a condom than not.
So much for consistensy among the almighty vegan culture.

Keyboard warriors....huh....what is it good for....absolutely nothing. Ya'll fags.

Not many bananas; only a bunch of meatcucks getting mad at a glorious vegan.

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Source?

I just got here; but you do understand that livestock needs to be fed before humans eat them? And they eat a LOT more then a human would.

only a dumbass kid believes global warming is real

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Not who you replied to, but I lived next door to someone who owned cattle. They literally just ate grass and shrubs that grew naturally. Nothing fancy, like humans are prone to eating. And the sold their beef to various slaughter houses that supply mid-high end restaurant chains.

Also lived near a farm that grew only vegetables and raised horses. Lots more work went into caring for the vegetables. Crop dusting with pesticides and fertilizer simply because there was too much to do on tractors with the limited labor he had

Lost

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>Less than 20 cargo planes burn more fuel per year than all cars in the world combined.
We're gonna be needing a citation for this one

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I lost

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>Meat or no meat, the global impact stays the same.
meat fucks the environment considerably harder than non-meat, get over it

Wow, that vegan didn't last long before starving.

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youtube.com/watch?v=q1kVpaNGU10

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is this a real book?

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> hurr durr I can shitpost
Git out.

It's a shoop based on old choose your own adventure books

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I read this, scrolled down, thought about it, and lost

What do you think of this /r9k/?

I think its pretty fucking stupid

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/12/harper-lee-mark-twain-banned-minnesota-schools/

got me

Im calling bullshit aswell

sauce?

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We evolved to eat cooked meat after we "discovered" fire about a million years ago.

>What do you think of this /r9k/?
THIS IS Cred Forums OMG WTF WEIRDO

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user don't forget that Kipper, he's coming by for breakfast

Just read Fahrenheit 451

Tj lane

Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened.

i'm going to start collecting these. The level of absurdity leaves me with too many questions:
>fuck eggplant to make dick hard?
how would you...?
>gif of guy fucking eggplant to lure people in to learn how to make dick hard?
what kind of demographic... huh...?
I also came to ponder other things like... what if it was a black dude fucking the eggplant? would it be ok since it's an eggplant fucking an eggplant? would this be considered sentient on non-sentient docking?
>inb4 wut_r_u_smokin.exe
just woke up, what's my day going to be like today?

>what if it was a black dude fucking the eggplant? would it be ok since it's an eggplant fucking an eggplant?
You think using a black guy to advertise eggplant rape would stop me raping eggplants????

No way man, I'll rape eggplants till the day I die

If I want to laugh, I just have to remember that you lift as much as a woman, soyboi

This isn't necessarily funny, but whatever

what pokemon is that?

I've known this picture for at least 3 years now and I just now realize that the idiot has his trouser stall open

im jelly my penis can't do that

youtube.com/watch?v=JziS3VyI8EA

Totally real. Even wore a shirt that said "Killer" to court. TJ Lane

It's literally a cuntface

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Check'd and kek'd.

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He did it the right way tho

Never mentioned global warming.
I used pollution and our energy/oil/ gas reserves.
You fucking thick twat

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If meat is gone, packaging remains the same, transport remains the same.
You can hide behind these statements but refuse to see the bigger picture.

It's really funny that you say that, because I'm in the same situation. *Just* noticed it, then I check the replies and there you are saying the same thing.

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The haircut, the ear stud, the open shirt, the jewelry, the tattoos...why do I keep coming back to that fucking watch?

>literally hasnt eaten meat in years
>completely healthy

tell me i'm wrong faggot

>designed to
>has to

you also have an appendix, tailbone, and useless residual DNA. humans aren't obligate carnivores, they simply have the option to eat meat, as evinced by the fact that vegetarians exist.

Cherry-picking supreme

all these mad replies and still no arguments (not based on complete ignorance of biology, contrarian edge-lordism, total lack of morals)

fucking kek'd

watching these upset vegans try and troll the thread was even better

anger is a sign of mental illness veganfags

this is true. Anyone who argues with this simply does not understand the issue

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>Vegans have better BMIs, less nutrient deficiencies, and are just plain sexier.

This is a perfect example of a gratuitous assert, which is pretty common in these debates. Do you have any real non-meme data to support that statement?

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No I'm glad you're vegan. Can you imagine if everyone ate meat? Supply would drop and demand would rise, making all the meat that much more expensive. At least now all the animals that are being slaughtered are being killed for low prices. I'm still convinced to this day $1 beef jerky is the best thing that convenience stores sell.

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Lost

>tfw you realise that the main argument for organism is current year

This is painful to look at

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user even this fat Merifag could use a gun.

Thread derailed so hard.
Simply the fact soy is used for women in their menopause to make them more female is enough reason for me to say that a soy diet is unmanly. Theres nothing wrong with it, you do what you do, but dont pretend to be manly when eating soy, as it is simply Metrosexual.

I mean that's probablly just because vegans have to watch their nutritional intake very carefully. If a meat eater ignores nutrition they get most of what they need by listening to their body as it cries out for meat. If a vegan ignores nutrition, they die.

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sure is insecure in here.

explain.

fucking kek'ed

Story behind this? I'm guessing it's a soldier in the Middle East or some unlucky tourist in Mexico who got kidnapped

the white ladys face is a picture in a magazine

Lost

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Double Gulp!

Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that those are 25s?

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>hideokojima

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>being this dumb.

youtube.com/watch?v=9zMxiCRoFLA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>the option to eat meat
If you have the option to eat meat through genetic design, you are meant to be eating it (even if it’s just occasionally). Wether religious or scientific belief in our origin, both would indicate the same.
You vegan faggots are like Jehova’s Witnesses, trying to push your fucking agenda on everyone regardless of what they think.

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Died after 2 days due to lack of proper animal proteins.

>evinced
Wow, so apparently being a fucking vegan makes you unable to spell words properly, comprise incomplete sentences and not capitalize things properly.
Maybe you should retry 4th grade english before you push your leaf eating lifestyle onto everyone asshole.

Lost

because meat tastes good and i like to enjoy life plus i don't give a fuck about how animals feel or if its bad for the world, now fuck off.

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Nice photo

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Omelette Au Fromage!!!

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thoth r funni

you made me fucking lose

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Almost got me

no doubt this one will come down with Aids.

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Their ribs call for kicks

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eww. lip ring, gross

Man I'd have fun with them tied to my bed

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not everything that pierces the skin is a ring you autist

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You faggot, Now everyone is going to post bananas. You fucking newfag.

thread's 8 hours old, and it's not potassium-free by any means.