Waifu thread

waifu thread

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Still alive~~

Oh that's nice, I've been following him for a long time aswell, thankfully I'm in Yurop so he streams at normal times for me.

I generally enjoy the memes, unless it's shit like Ugandan Knuckles.

Who that

I'm not lying at all! Come on!

>feel the new power in the air

WHOM ARE THE FORSEN BAJS CLAIMERD OF THIS THREAD?

The thread of the niggers

Yeah. I liked the meme where he nearly killed his stream by streaming pubg
3k andy btw
Then his community had to force him to make good content

Then normies ruined it

Alive as well.
Doubt it.

Bitches.
What's happenin?

Yeah does he look like a liar to you? Pic related.

Come onnnn, accept that you're a goat or get back to Nonon~~

Disc when?

The struggle is very real.

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In a month...
That's not me

I'll struggle you

Laaaaaame, 1 day

Heard of, never watched anything from him though.

There's more, Chen is one that comes to mind too.

He's actually so terrible at most games he plays, also has the surprising talent of finding glitches in literally every game.

Update: I got food poisoning from eating too much flan pudding. It was worth it. I bought some vegetables too. So nostalgic.

Claimed.

mhmm...Nope. I don't have the horns to be a goat. I'm missing equipment mon'.
But...

You're still a goat to me dear comrade Nonon~~

Thats probs the lamest meme
>xD guys breaks game :DDDDD
Shit floods lsf and is mostly cringey

He's been doing this for years in 2007. He just keeps hurting people left and right, but one day it will all come back to him.

1 day what?
Why do you want my discord so badly?

Already told you, you give me that vibe. Yes.
PerSonos™, best name ever.
Yes.

he's a good lad
haven't been watching him too much lately because he's not playing anything that interests me
check out his mario paint video if you're ever bored enough

Do you think he's cute?

Already told ya that I just want to talk Sono boy. And not in the mood to wait forever. So, disc when?

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Not in a million years.

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What vibe?
Talk about what?
You'll leak it...
Wow rude bitch

step it up. get a waifu who will keep you in line.

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I would not and you know it Sono boy, disc when?

SHE DOESNT THINK IM CUTE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

he just needs someone who genuinely cares. Maybe he's never had that in his life.

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

...Are they stupid, or are they Sono?
It's like a game we're forced to play around here lately.

Why do you keep samefagging, sono? You know it just annoys everyone when you post as anons pretending to be bystanders.
Not when it's obvious.

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best boi

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best bois

That brought a tear to my eye..

In a month...
I'm not samefagging. When did I ever samefag?

Yay, thank you dear comrade~

Laaaaaaaame, disc when?

I've been keyed into how awful sono is for longer than most people, and i've seen all sorts of people giving him chance after chance. When all somebody tries to do is manipulate people, inevitably they're going to get a few hits, I think the expression 'Even a broken clock is right twice a day' fits.

Mine.

Vaaaaaliiiiii~~~~

Here we go again.

I'm aware of the situation. Relatively new claim doesn't mean being a newfag, but thanks for trying to help.

What's with that smile?

Juuuuust glad to see a comrade dear Vali~

That's not me ...
I only got one (you) from this!
Why don't you want to add me?
I need time...

Junko has a pretty smile.

Not waifu just protectu

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Laaaaaame, disc when? And whilst you run around claiming you aren't getting disc anytime soon you beg Suzu chan to add you on disc..... don't you think it's a bit weird? Why not leave Suzu alone when they clearly don't want to have anything to do with ya?

So does Vali dear comrade!

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Ruga Ruga, I have recently gotten into the whole Twitch thing on my own and been watching too much Ice, is that bad or good? Do I need to stop? HELp???!

Because you keep manipulating and lying to people.
Can I protectu her too? What's her name, and what anime is she from? AND WHY IS SHE SO CUTE?

I have to leave now...
I'm not... I just want to talk

Bye

Yo yo

Uhuh, sure sure Sono boy. Don't worry, I'll ask you more later

I think we're talking past each other here. I'm saying that it's entirely possible that random anons trying to be friendly with Sono aren't necessarily Sono. Some people genuinely think that all Sono needs is a little love and he'll sort himself out. Part of the nature of these threads being so hugbox-y, it draws in a few stunningly naive people.

To me, it's been apparent that Sono is a total dumpster fire for like, half a year or something, which means i've been watching people dancing around to his tune for that long, and that's only counting as long as i've known him as "Sono". I might have spotted him before on a different persona, and just didn't have the same directed animus, for all i know. I don't even know how old Sono actually is. It's entirely possible, and rather plausible that his entire public face is a facade and literal nothing he says is true. Only nice thing is that he's a total idiot and is actually fairly easy to spot once you catch some of his posting habits.
For instance, right now, he said "bye" but i can pretty much guarantee he's not gone, just distracted, and will be watching the thread when he catches the time to. High odds he pops back in to say something within the next 30 minutes.

Hello.

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Claiming best girl.

Tired..

All are welcome on the protectu squad. She is from a short music video actually. If you have 6 minutes I definitely suggest it. Thank you friend
youtu.be/fzQ6gRAEoy0

Saya a cute

How goes it?

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Good. You?

You can watch as much as you want my child.

Once you realize everything he says is BS and take everything with a truckload of salt, he can be pretty entertaining though. The amount of BS he spews out on every post must be a talent on itself.

Saya is!

Hai Vali!

Hey Saya.
I still doubt people actually think that and that it's not him samefagging.
Going to watch it now.

The problem is, he streams more than I live how do I catch up with stream when i cant even catch up with my own self? help aGAn?!?

Hai Suzune!
Suzune looks really cute in that pic..

Doing well, on my days off and messing with rainbow six siege practicing little camera spots with valkyrie

Cute

Thank you Saya. You look really cute in it too!
Just cried my eyes out. Thank you for showing this to me. That makes me want to protect her even more.

Hello. How was your nap?

Glad to hear that! Seems like alot of claimers here play that game. Do you play with anyone from here?

Good friend, now you know why she has such a soft place in my heart.

I've got a few of them added on disc but I can't recall if I've played with any of them. Definitely want to though. And yeah it's a great game, had it since day 1 and have had a blast just about every update
> Operation Health still keeps me up at night

I just shared it in all the group chats I am in. That was amazing.

Thought she was from that! The video is nice, but not a fan of the song..

How's yous?

Too short. Just came home. So tired. Probably going to get some sleep soon..

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Sounds like a good time. I hope you have fun in there!

A good plan, aye. Were you up until late last night?

Will do, anyways what are you up to my dude?

Still really stressed, but my head hurts less than yesterday. How are you?

I was up until 5-7h ago. Slept an hour or two then I had to go.

Tired. Haven't really slept and had to do some stuff.
What's stressing you?

I can't really talk about it, sorry.

Fair enough. Hope it passes soon.

This turns me on

Stop cutting onions.

Was gonna go to the bank, but I remembered that it's closed today, so I'll pass by the grocery store and get some stuff in missing, like cheese and ham.

Yeah, that doesn't sound good. Try to go to bed early tonight.

Hi.

Afternoon cute.

Thank you for spreading the word! I hope they enjoy it as much as you did.
Ah he is one of my favorite artists, but I understand his music isn't for everyone.
Rin is not alone if we support her, so don't be sad.

I thought everyone had seen the Shelter music video by this point.

Hello.

Not a roleplayer

I blew it off as clips from animes to advertise crunchyroll within 10 seconds the first time I came across it.

youtube.com/watch?v=iYOjUOvFcUE

Fair enough.

I KNOW THOSE NOISES
youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg

does it have 7 billion views?

Hi

time flies by in a blink of an eye when you're bored as fuck and want to die

Stolen

How is today? Slept well?

Cute webm. You doing good?

Sounds like a simple plan

Radix sort best sort

Good evening my wonderful bastards~

Yap. The normal.
You?

Sure but I'm still a bit sleepy.

One post in and it's a lewd one...

You would be surprised by the amount of people that haven't. I try and spread the good word.

Claimed~

28 million.

FeelsGoodMan Clap

Hallo

I would still like to talk to you in private.

i love my husbando so much

put some clothes on you lewd

what are clothes? :o

Cutes

Time flies when you fucking launch a clock into orbit

First reply and you already want to spank me.
Kyou, yo.
Hello Blood-chan, go away Blood-chan.

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Yo-yo, how are you?

Elon Musk is posting on /waifu/ now?

Same.

Maybe you should take a nap then :)

No he's already fucking launching cars into orbit

What do you mean?
Blood-chan? :o

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Mine

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TIME FLIES WHEN YOU FUCKING LAUNCH A CLOCK INTO ORBIT

I'm bretty good, had some ribs and rice for lunch.
If I recall correctly, next one is going to be mars.
I'll simply spread the word that you switched, this place is mine, not yours

It's okay. And you?

What possible reason could you have for wanting that?

How is he going to launch mars into orbit what the fuck?

Mars is already in orbit, that's how good he is.

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That's good.

Kale-Chan

Lmao
Post the Homura ERP.

Not around the Earth.
Wait...
Let's bring mars to us!

What's that?

Oh....well, bye.
I was here first, go back to Reimu's threads.
You will NEVER have the reputation I have here. Kill yourself with Rem.
And bye.
I want to get to know you better. I have to go now so, bye.

Dude, you'll kill us all... brilliant!
Love it.

I... Ok.

Guess it was that one then, kek.

Still alive

Go back to hunting dogs and using the blood as lube you worthless psycho.
I can't believe you would ever be retarded enough to take and share the pictures lmao.
Literally braindead, go eat a bullet you used up cumrag.

I wanna say lewd things to your waifu and hear her embarrassed giggles, but not actually follow through with said lewd things.

I'm okay thanks.

Vegetative, brass and lead eating well-used private amenities cloth?
Interesting insult

voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori

Wha?? Since when are you so lewd dear Vali?? Can't say I mind it though...

Your waifu seems to have this effect on everyone...

Thanks, I'm proud of it.
Post more funny ones!

Good to know.

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Hey cute

Haven't played league in forever, lets see how this goes

Cute

I'm just honest.

Yeah.

Awww thanks Suzu chan~

Cute. Does she smile much?

Yeah, I noticed that dear comrade

What server?

She's such a cunt but she's so cute

Unfortunately not, but here's a rare smile.

I guess I can watch forsen if im awake at 3am

Why would i agree to that?

Album ready?

Hello

May I fap?

No

I'm sorry user I fell asleep shortly after that thread and literally just woke up
Totally crashed
But thanks for the reminder, I'll start uploading it

I'll come back in ~2 hours. I'll post spidey so you'll know I'm back.
But thanks for uploading.

No problem
Been busy delivering on a steam begging thread
Jesus those nigs are thirsty

Hi

Hello oni chan

Hello

Cute

youtu.be/ilnnMzK_m8w

WELL, NOW, DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SMILE
YOU STICK AROUND I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YO WHILE
MY NUMBER'S BEYOND WHAT YOU CAN DIAL
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE SO VERSATILE
STYLE, PROFILE

smile

chen is a girl

cute

Mash is Sono!
Mash is Sono!

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