What's the best drug for massive porn marathons?

Memes

Fuck off a wank on lsd is amazing at all sort of doses

speed and coke makes your dick useless
alcohol works but you need a lot of alc

yeah I figured that.

Ehh depends on how long you want your marathon to last and how to get it, if you can get prescriptions get Ritalin or something

> Don't fucking move

I dunno, maybe somewhere from half a day to 2 days.

Meth
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Yeah I'd rather not go that route.

well i've heard a lot of people talk about stim wanks.

>*pulls out magic marker*

Coke is an interesting beast. You can fuck like a porn god for hours and hours on end. Your dick is chiseled out of stone and stays that way... but just like all things on this earth, there is a downside. You will pretty much never be able to cum.

18 hours later you will still be jerking off your bloody stump of a cock not understanding why you just cant finish

I have never in my life been able to get hard after smoking bud

...you must never have heard about Whiskey Dick. 3 shots and you think you are in for a good time. 5 shots and your dick has been disabled by the liquor gods

ssri are like that to.

fucking bullshit man. weed is an upper to me, sativa gives me so much fucking energy, clarity, or whatever im in the mood for, it gives it to me, getting high and fucking is the best thing in the world.. u cunts are weird

Then there is something wrong with your dick

How can you even begin to jack off while tripping

Marijuana lowers your blood pressure. If your dick works perfectly fine after smoking pot chances are extremely good you have high blood pressure normally and you should go to a doctor.

Its why people almost universally use stimulants for this kind of thing as they all increase blood pressure and heart rate

cannabis gets me in the mood to breathe and stretch (use to smoke after 10 hour intensive manual labour days), i open up my cappilaries hard core through smoking, breatheing exercises and stretches, fully oxidises my body (Which it also does iirc), think ur talking bs

Its all in your head. How you "feel" and what is actually happening to your body are 2 totally different things. See

but actually again you are full of shit... cannabis litearlly increases the strength between the mind body relationship via the endocannabinoid system, fuck off

Same here. I can only get half mast at best after smoking

Seriously, concerta 56mg or Ritalin if you want "legal" 12-24 hour jerk sessions. Just need to find a script, doc or otherwise.

But, the holy grail of masturbation "aide" is meth. Hands down, you cannot and will not top it. That being the case, I heavily suggest that you get 2 grams of not-shake-n-bake and smoke it as you go. And, make sure you have a dick-destroying fleshlight and a gallon of lube.

Newbies to crank can be tweaked for at least a week off a couple of grams.

"Arron injects meth into his penis and masturbates for 12 hours a day." -AE Intervention

you dont know shit and your dick does not work properly, sry dude.

...Its not like there is some super secret that has been shared here. Marijuana lowering blood pressure (which is the very opposite of what you want to maintain a strong erection) has been settled medical science for over 100 years.

...

Also op, make sure you buy bud or have some sort of xanax around. Because the come down is hell. Eat/drink while on the shit. In small amounts, just enough to keep your body maintained at a "reasonable" level.

Im amazed at how many people replying to this thread most likely are overweight smokers who eat a ton of fast food.

Go to a drug store and put your arm in that little cuff machine by the pharmacy counter. If it reads any higher than 110/70, you should go see a doctor

>talking about abstract concepts like strengh between mind body relationship
those are just interpretations of something highly subjective. thats just making sound without realy saying anything.
"Oh, weed makes the connection between the feelings of my hair and my foreskin coexist in a more harmonious way"
Weed just makes you feel good, call it what you want, but dont come up with pseudo-semantics that dont mean shit.

Not one suggestion for Cialis or Viagra? The drugs designed specifically for what you asked?

ur a fucking retard. if u have a super high blood pressure pot can help but its not gonna stop you getting an erection holy fuck ur a retard

seriously fucking killyourself you autistic retard

The endocannabinoid system (ECS) is a biological system composed of endocannabinoids, which are endogenous lipid-based retrograde neurotransmitters that bind to cannabinoid receptors, and cannabinoid receptor proteins that are expressed throughout the mammalian central nervous system (including the brain) and ...
Endocannabinoid system - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocannabinoid_system

> talks about his dick not working perfectly
> people claim his dick is not working perfectly
> assumes medical conditions of others based on nothing
> thinks he can distract from his limp dick

They arent overly easy to get legally for younger people (you would need to fake a whole lot of doctor visits before you finally got a script) and the black market pills are not only expensive af but are often fake

The endocannabinoid system has been recently recognized as an important modulatory system in the function of brain, endocrine, and immune tissues. It appears to play a very important regulatory role in the secretion of hormones related to reproductive functions and response to stress.
[The role of the endocannabinoid system in the regulation of ... - NCBI
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17369778

Endocannabinoids and their receptors are found throughout the body: in the brain, organs, connective tissues, glands, and immune cells. ... The endocannabinoid system, with its complex actions in our immune system, nervous system, and all of the body's organs, is literally a bridge between body and mind.
Introduction to the Endocannabinoid System - NORML.org - Working ...
norml.org/library/item/introduction-to-the-endocannabinoid-system

> talks about his dick not working perfectly
> people claim his dick is not working perfectly
> assumes medical conditions of others based on nothing
> thinks he can distract from his limp dick

Illuminati confirmed.

>ur a fucking retard. if u have a super high blood pressure pot can help but its not gonna stop you getting an erection holy fuck ur a retard

No, but if you have perfectly normal blood pressure and smoke pot, getting an erection is going to be a lot harder. If you are actually healthy and in shape and smoke pot, chances are pretty good you are only going to be "mostly hard".

Snort some coke and you can cut glass for 12+ hours with the tip of your cock.

They help regulate the following:

Sleep
Appetite, digestion, hunger
Mood
Motor control
Immune function
Reproduction and fertility
Pleasure and reward
Pain
Memory
Temperature regulation
Endocannabinoids are the chemical messengers that tell your body to get these processes moving and when to stop. They help maintain optimal balance in the body, also known as homeostasis. When the ECS is disrupted, any one of these things can fall out of balance. Dysregulation in the ECS is thought to contribute to a wide variety of conditions, including fibromyalgia and irritable bowel syndrome.

herb.co/marijuana/news/endocannabinoid-system-dummies

>cannabis litearlly increases the strength between the mind body relationship
thats still some new age bs right there

Mephedrone. Had 12 hour wank seshs from it in the past, you dont realise where the time goes.

>No, but if you have perfectly normal blood pressure and smoke pot, getting an erection is going to be a lot harder
no cunt it doesnt work like this it might marginally decrease already high blood pressures but not enough to have anything to do with you getting an erection fucking christ ur a fucking retard for either deeptier typing this fucking shit or actually genuinely believing it. fucking killyourself. if anything itll make you harder cause ull be happier and more in the mood to reproduce (not u)

Fucking stoners. I swear they invent new shit to talk about by the day just so they can continue talking about their Dude Weed

no retarded shill schizophrenic fuck, its been in medical journals since 1992 autisitic fucking losers

better then talking about ur autism

Smoked pot all day every day for around 12 years, no high blood pressure, lungs look perfectly fine.

Everyone is different.

Did you cut your chest open and look at your lungs? X-rays don’t show how black your lungs are. Guarantee they’re not pink.

cannabis oxidises and promotes brain growth it literally cures fucking everything. if u mix it with tobacco its the tobacco that will do u dmg. if u smoke it through tinfoil its the tinfoil that will do u dmg. really minor combustion of plant matter is negligbly carcenogenic and if u vape it its zero

seriosly if cannabis isnt ur drug of choice chances are ur a retarded cunt who thought they knew shit

For actual fucking, Xanax. I could fuck for hours on the stuff and not cum. Just keeps you rock hard tho.

i would stop reading some hippie pseudo-interpretation magazines if i were you.
im not saying youre wrong, but i think your evaluation of the whole biology behind it just drifts in to spiritual jabbering. and i get this confirmation bias comes from smoking weed, but this kind of bullshitting is why i dont like the stoner culture. Im a stoner too, but i dont try to validate it by talking about how it brings the body and mind closer together and try to back it up with some research and streching its interpretation.

also, please kill yourself.

took me longer to switch my false flag dc'd internet to hotspot then it took to find a gov article on it literally u are a retard cut one way or the other skitzso

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4789136/

wow, you realy need people to think you are smarter/better because you smoke weed.
I can enjoy weed no matter what others think about it. But you seem to need them facts to have a feeling of superiority.
Im still sure youre just a faggot who should kill himself

Im Planning on buying some kratom or cbd oil. Are they really worth it or bs?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3997295/

wrong again cunt, i AM smarter and better and because of this i smoke weed

thats what i thought, faggot.

Adderall

second this
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fpbp

Can confirm. Pne of my best friends ran away over a decade ago on the shit.

Finally got it together and came down to hang a gew days.

The fucking stories...

Never shoot dope kids

cbd oil is a gimmick for old people to approve of weeed

t. i work in the legal cannabis industry

Mfw nro was over 400 pounds and machine is eat him.

He threaten to hulk it off and break.

Calm down bro.

Buys cooking spray and give his arm a good douching.

Lol.

Just as we round isle here a violent WHAT THE FUCK and peek through to se another user lubed up from machine and laugh our ass off

Kek. Truck driving school bro says 2 cialis and a bottle of henny and line them bitches up

>wrong again cunt, i AM smarter and better and because of this i smoke weed
Sure kid.Whatever you say.

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My favorite would have to be getting really fucking high on the pot.... and have some poppers.

That's the problem with you hippie stoners you are all very conceited fuckwads who have zero likability.
Kys now you fucking fool.You aren't smarter than anyone.

oh, and legal drugs? wtf.... well, a good heavy dose of L-arginine supplement will give you a bit of a tingle and make you rock hard.

yeah because you just ooze likability with an attitude like that faggot

you're just as bad if not worse, fucking complain more and kys, at least he's enjoying himself

viagra, Arginine and L Citruline, both will make your blood flow much better, that along with some lube and high libido will make your marathon worth it

>you're just as bad if not worse, fucking complain more and kys, at least he's enjoying himself
No i'm worse because i know how the world is, It's dog eat dog. If i had a chance to fuck you over,i would do it in a heartbeat,as long as it furthered me in anyway at all.
Kys you loser faggot. You are weak.

Try Benzedrex. Shit kept me up all night and all I did was look at porn. You can get it OTC at Wal-Mart.

ginseng

What's that do?