Accidentally ate 5 weed cookies

I'll do it if she says yes

On the plus side, you get to chill with her tripping balls and the it will bring you guys closer
Can go either way tbh but most likely you'll panic and freak out. Try to have a positive attitude though.

you'll also be extremly horny. i hope for you, that you can fuck her when the time comes

ahrg, I smoke from time to time and ate some space cake once. shit

this is the answer

Go for it worst that can happen she laughs and says you're really fucked up, best you can fuck her

She ate one too now out of solidarity, so we'll see. I guess I won't panic when she gets horny lol

uhm, ok it will come up in like 15 minutes, it will be really strong and last a while i really recommend you to just try to sleep, if it's your first time, that's a huuuge dose, idk how much weed is in them but i know that edibles are pretty heavy

Worst i've seen are people just puking.
These were the people that hardly smoked weed in their lives.
Also their negative thoughts towards it all made them feel ill for the most part.
You'll be fine OP, enjoy it, don't focus on bad things.

Depends. How well do you take weed? Was it sativa or indica ?

If you aren't a regular weed smoker good luck my dude. Don't listen to that retard telling you to induce vomiting, that's going to make your anxiety shoot through the roof and it will accomplish absolutely nothing considering it's already in your system. You just have to ride it out, I recommend laying down and trying to fall asleep. Drink a lot of water and just stay relaxed, this isn't going to kill you so stay cool. Everything will be back to normal by tomorrow.

Remember, if you fight the ocean you will drown.

You'll be fine, it's only weed. Shits going to seem off but if you keep that in your head and stay calm you're fine.

Ok, I'll go through it and won't puke. Panicing sounds like a risk to take, if fucking her is a possibility kek

the fuck should we know how that bitch dosed the fucking cookies?

Ya best advice here so far.

Try to just sleep through it when it gets too bad. Might even be better to fall asleep before things get really trippy and your anxiety gets bad. Good luck. You're gonna be fine but burnt out as fuck tomorrow. If you can ride the whole experience out good for you.

yup, sleeping it off is the best bet

op keep us updated

You'll be fine, just don't think about death.

Might not hit you hard for 45m up to even 2h, btw.

Edibles don't get you high the same way smoking does. Get ready for a really sick nap dude.

if it's a high does such as the one he took it hits faster

try to fuck the neighbour's cat while stoned OP

Well, when I smoke I fell good, never puked or had a bad trip. But thats like once a month.

No idea what kind of weed. I'll try to enjoy.

ok, hoping to get laid now anyways hahaha, gets my mood up big time right now

Well she ate one too now, so I won't sleep but maybe enjoy. She is expenirenced, so will probably help me if it gets bad.

I'll do my best, starting to feel it now, gets more really fast.

Happened to me once. Exactly the same amount and each with one Gram dope. You'll probably think you're dying at some point. Then, at another, you'll wonder if you already did. You'll be fine but not soon.

try to shit in her vagene and make her eat it out

thanks, haven't thought about that until now hahaha

Top Kek

It's going to take a while before it hits you, but it's going to hit HARD. Try to enjoy it.

vomiting releases endorphins and he didn't say how long its been since he ate them. but yeah I probably wouldn't make myself puke either but I have experience.

Weed can really fuck with some people. I gave a ex an edible once (not even that strong) and she ended up throwing up, screaming, and begging me to take her to the hospital to make it stop. So yeah not that ridiculous.

Just relax man, chill and enjoy. You bought the ticket now take the ride

I'm already getting horny af, hiding boner rn. Can handle the high still. She is slutty, but we haven't had sex, made out when we first met tho. It#s been a year tho.

Just relax and enjoy the ride OP, try not to spaghetti too hard with your lady friend, yea?

From personal experience of a similiar situation, you're fine. You're gunna be super stoned. You're gunna want to make love to this chick, or hatefuck her, depending on your mood, but you'll be fine. You'll get super hungry but whatever happens don't eat more of those cookies.

honestly bruh you're just gunna be super stoned. You'll be fine

u in 1 min

OP, you're gonna be stoned off you're damn ass, that's for sure. But, it will be fine if you just remember that you're on drugs. You're high. Don't try to fight it, or you might start panicking. Just remember that it will pass.

Put on a good movie, user. Shit, line up a few good movies. But I'd bet you'll be asleep halfway through the first.

yeah been at that point twice though I never begged for hospital. Throwing up is probably not a good idea because you lose salt and minerals. Drink a lot of water. Nothing else. Then, wait till the ride is over. Might last up to 24h but nobody ever died of cannabis overdose.

Really depends on way too much, varies from person to person based on (supposedly)bodyfat, diet, last time you ate and how much, tolerance etc, even just the edible itself. I've taken silly doses and not felt it for ages, and smaller ones and felt it within 10m.

Anyway, just making the point.. if you don't feel much in 15m don't think you're good.

when you'll stick it in it will feel like your dick entered another dimention

try to focus on humiliating and torturing mentally ill people or just FANTASIZE about japan vomit porn

starting to dye god shit but i really have noa nxiety, still like it, don't know if i can update regulary for long anymore. I'll try fuck her for sure now

so, you've eaten 5 cookies - 20 odd minutes ago and are now posting on Cred Forums asking if it could go 'wrong' well there are so many variables - do you normally do edibles? if so/not what's your tollerance like compared to hers? Do you have to do anything important in the next 12/24hrs? Do yuo have Bob Ross on box set and plenty to stay hydrated?

>all these people acting like you just got dosed with mescaline
It’s going to make you sleepy and give you a headache, also yeah you will get really horny, overall nothing to fear though

You ate 5 goddamn cookies? You fat fuck you deserve this

Any more pix of this chick without the dribble

You'll be uncomfortably high for hours, but you'll live. Better get comfy now.

just post her nudes bruh that's all we ask

can't really concentrate anymore bros but ye we watching shrek now and she got us a blanket and is getting snacks i will definitely fuck her huaehaheaheaheahdhdhfhsajhdahhahahahahahh Im happy as this couch right now

Who has the nudes of this cheerleading hoe?
I've seen them, not saved them, but she looks like my friend.

I remember the last time I did this.
>be me
>occasionally try edibles we make ourselves
>Always a good experience
>2 friends always end up dying inside
>brother harvests about 900g
>decides to make a cake
>recipe says 10g buds or 100g leftovers
>fucker throws in 100g buds
>comes over
>"here user, it's a light one, next one's gonna be stronger"
>i munch down like a fucking champ
>i spend the next 8 hours sleeping with my head tilted backwards over my chair, drooling all over the place
>I was playing cs go comp at the time
>I did not make global that day

He hasn't made one in years, but he makes some kickass hashj.

Have fun OP, you won't get this from smoking.

QUICK! RUN TO THE BATHROOM AND TRY TO SHIT! FORCE IT IF YOU HAVE TO!

It's the only way to be sure you won't die from overdosing on weeds.

I ate an entire bag of weed candy and was totally fine until the next day where I woke up out of my mind and spend hours curled up with imaginary pain and my eyes bulging out of my head

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oh look mama I'm a big boy I smoke weed with my crew yo

she's fucking hot. moar?

Go with the flow, listen to your body/mind, try to focus on your 'inner' voice - you might as well go full shamanistic whilst your there. Try to record experience(s) - whilst you are still able lay down some ground rules - like if you get up and dissappear don't freak out I just need space etc it can be uncomfortable being high with a 'stranger'

OP in 30 minuets

Then

nice trips and kekek

You didn't do shit. You're at home, alone and you've never tried weed let alone talked to a girl, you little twat.

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OP is going to become an hero.

fuck

fuck off user

Yeah. You woke up with 8h lost and a neck that kills you. How fun

Update?

name of this hoe?

I've had 3 cookies once by accident / they tasted really good. I was good for about 2 hours, threw up a bit then was fine. Then again I am a bitch so depends on the person

she boobs femanon, you are a bitch and you know the rules

Maryjane Auryn before anyone asks

Can you reword this, or come back to it when you're finished tripping out?

I see the penis you might as well post it

Looks like a dude to me, fag.

now that you say

trying

goood hj

What if I told you, it is a dude?

damn, you caught me. You want the D you get the D

OP is probably half way dead, tried my first edible a couple months ago(never did weed) and it was one of the worst experiences I've ever had, literally felt like I was dead, it was a mental battle to remain conscious, couldn't in the end. Never doing any drugs

ANY drugs? What about painkillers user? Or anesthetics ?

that's because you're a pussy, user.
First time you got hammered on alcohol, you probably threw up. And had a nasty hangover. But you developed a tolerance.

Same deal with weed. Develop a tolerance, you won't feel like you're dying.

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Holy shit OP. Good fucking luck. I had 1 cookie with a gram of oil in it, ate the whole thing in a couple seconds. Ended up throwing up in my school cafe, then wound up in the hospital. Woke up 12 hours later with a raging boner, and that boner lasted till the next day. I still don't even remember the ambulance ride.

yeah you'll probably just pass the fuck out.
That what happens every time I take too many edibles... sleep city

You need to lay down and drink water, get ready for a wild ride

Nah won't do anything

In highschool i found a bag of (what i thought was coke) i took it to the can, dumped it all out on the bowl. Ripped it all in one go... Turns out it was Ketamine... Spent the rest of the afternoon walking like i had a tail

Maybe go to the hospital...

Lol stupid fucking phoneposter

OP is either throwing up right now, or hiding his boner and throwing up, or fucking the girl, or asleep, or dead... RIP

how's it going op?

You're going to get high as fuck and it's possible to even have minor hallucinations when you eat cannabis. You'll be okay though. I've seen people eat over 1k mg.

Realistically you're gonna feel gross and go to sleep and be super uncomfortable for the night, but youll be okay

>I don't want to come of as a retard panicing

You're at some chick's place getting high, and you're wasting this opportunity posting on Cred Forums. You're already rarted.

>1k mg

A gram you fucking retard

next time don't be such a fatass and eat 5 fucking cookies in one go. What a fucking FATTY

No I'm good
I don't wanna develop tolerance for things that wont have good impact in my life

This made me laugh.

Thumbnail looks like she has a mustache

Thanks user!

Well if it’s just thc you’ll be fine, in the long run I mean, but for now just lay back and don’t forget to breath

M8

Niqqa

>Accidentally ate 5 weed cookies

had the same thing happen to me and i had a nervous breakdown, thought my heart was going to explode, ended up running to (not a good) friends house and crashed on his floor. when i sorta sobered up, wobbled home and passed out. i had a shitty few days after that.

oh, and i thought i'd die if i passed out, couldn't breathe right, tried to fight passing out so damn hard. "best" paranoia episode ever

meditate or xanax
let it happen

just chill. You're not dying and nothing is wrong. enjoy the ride buddy

Dick

If dubs, then OP passed on

Who is this chick?

hivemind

What kind of fat asshole wolfs down 5 cookies in a row when someone is out of the room. You’re an animal and deserve a bad trip. That’s some shit my dumb ass dog would do. Only I would feel bad if I let that happen to my dog.

For some reason, this made me kek

You're basically just not going to be able to talk. Don't stress, don't freak, you'll be fine.

Just chill out and watch tv, she'll take the piss out of you but will look after you.

ha, stupid. your´re addicted now. enjoy.

I've been there, op. I remember calling all my friend's houses and telling that if the cops called don't answer it.

FAg

First time i had one I got the highest I'd ever been - by a lot. Was on highschool bus trip to Disney back in '06.

I'm guessing you're in for panic mode.

This female is attractive.

urgh

i reckon you should start by just doing something that you can zone out with, watch a film, play a button mashing game
doing something that requires a lot of thought will probably be quite hard and could make you anxious , you dont want none of that.
just be comfortable, dont over think what is happening and remember that weed is not going to cause you any hard in such a short time/small amount.

you will probably eventually just fall asleep
ive been smoking for a long time, tried imports, 25% around netherlands, keif blunts, all sorts of shit - but they were all totally different high to the one edible i ate.
i ate 1 3rd of a cookie and it was way more intense than anything ive smoked - but the intensity was way more comfortable, it was like i was a pillow, as opposed to a cloud.

edibles are awesome yo have fun

They might not that strong, but the ones I make stink of ganja and never get mistaken for normal brownies. Anyway it'll take 2 hours for you to peak and you're gonna be tripping balls. You should get her to touch you, because everywhere will feel tingly and euphoric. You will get closed eye visuals and will probably be very stoned the next day too.
youtube.com/watch?v=exQIlfAkbMU

panic mode

Underrated post.

Find someplace comfortable, and hunker down.

Pull a naked man. Blame it on the cookies.

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sigh

Do what the dubz say. Send her this pic

>imagine actually being this much of a faggot

You don't have to imagine it when you're a faggot

you boring motherfucker
>this is the sort of person who posts spiderman

You're this girl XD

dont you have trap thread to secretly jerk too

stop taking the bait you stupid nigger

fuck off faggot i do wat i want

I heard trap?

oh no

>Dont want to be panicking
If you ate 5 weed cookies I doubt you will have the energy too

Enjoy

OP IM COMMING FOR YOU

EaT ShIt AnD DiE

Shoud have ate more. Don't be a fag

your moves are weak and you are a boring faggot
i bet people avoid you irl lol

its not even that, weed is proccesed diferent when you eat it, it goes trought the liver, in the liver thc is broken down into a smaller metabolite called 11-hydroxy-THC. and now because its become smaller its easier to pass trought the blood brain barrier, that shit makes it 5 times stronger

>SPANK ME DADDY

IMMA DELIGHT IRL YOU RE37 CUCK

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grab some Xanax quick, your going to need it. In Amsterdam when Amerifats eat too many edibles and a doctor is called they shoot you up with Valium to calm your ass down. Good Luck

Heroic dose. Tighten your seatbelt and go with it or make yourself puke right now.