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Roll a 0.
Only one winner at a time.

blessed

not blessed.....

R0LL

Let me get all up in that ash

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"Hey, always thought you have nice tits, im telling you because im beta as fuck"

Sonic Titan rides out on clouds of new horizon

jews did 9/11

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Are you redpilled on the JQ?

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Hey wanna do crack together sometimes?

"Dtf?"

"Show tits"

Rolling

"Show pussy"

Holy Rolly

"I wanna kiss your feet"

Hi, would it be to forward to ask if you wanted to shit on my chest?

nigger tongue my anus

Wanna se the electric field of an oscillating charge?

vagine plz

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now deliver OP

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Why are you in airplane mode OP?

she already replied dudes.
keep rolling 0

I'm an autist, that's why

sorry i meant to say vagene and bobs pls.
Also are u into scat?

yessssss
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"You first"

let me get a slice of them pizza nips

Nigger i will rape your parents

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send me your favorite picture of me. I need it for my new facebook pic

dont talk back woman.
tell me are u into scat or not.

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this

fuck you then, cunt

this

this also

ARE YOU INTO SCAT!

stupid cunt i will come to your house and RAPE you

I am bored, you’re right. Want a dick pic?

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My pee wee hurt bad owchie

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What do you smell like?

get

Jump into my ass and feel the power.

mmm i rlly wnt to smel ur shet bb

WINARR

winrar

guessing there won't be a need for a second response

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Are you into anal vore?

ngl idk what to fucking do anymore my mom killed herself last night and i'm absolutely losing it

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You, come over

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thats not a no ;)

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Do you think Hitler did something wrong?

Rolll

Send poop

suck me dry you filthy whore

winrar

beating my dick to pics of you.... wana see?

Show me your feet please

Eat my asshole pls

so fake

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Can I eat your ass

Nothing. I never do anything ever, always nothing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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I just want to suck a delectable, creamy log out of your asshole, Ash. Is that too much to ask for? Are you such an uppity type, that you would begrudge a poor fellow like me your delicious shit?

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I'm not weird, just autistic

>Update
talk to you later

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hahha yeah. My humor ahaha... can I lick your ashole?

okay bye

Who said I was joking bitch

suck me dry you dumb slut

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winrar

Can I see your feet please?

Sup, nigger

Ho lemme eat y0 a$$

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Winrar

They are watching me

I'm just about to finger my arsehole and watch some big bang if you wanna join me.?

Do this one as well

Winrar

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I miss love, affection from a random girl will do

Ho lemme ate y0 a$$hole

What do you not understand? Tits now or I'm shooting up class.

now would be a perfect time for

I'm cursed to be alone

to fap to JOI

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I'm busy planning how I'm going to shoot your class up

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Because I want to suck your toes

winwar

This

Let me kick that puppy. Oops stupid autocorrect I meant: let me lick that pussy bitch.

Rerolli

Skipped so I wouldn't have to see you, I can only get so erect

I'm Gay and I love you

i skipped class cause i'm cool.
jokes aside, wanna hang ou later?

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I fapped so hard to your pic last night, now I have a second degree burn scar on my dick
thank you

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Rollerino

Rollinator 2 judgement roll

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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Have you caught 'em all yet?

winner

Come on now

please let it be my day

catched 'em all already?

Have you caught 'em all yet?

dont come to school tomorrow

Bitch I will fucking cut your head open and fuck you in the windpipe

Oh sorry... I've been texting the wrong person this entire time. Thought you were my mom

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but foreal tho can i see your teets?

Rolll

kek roll

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THIS FOR OP

Have you caught 'em all yet? That's not a Pokemon joke btw. I'm talking about STD's.

KEK WINNER! AHAHAH

Winrar

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I'm coming after you first, nigger

i know i was joking around a lot earlier but it's just because i'm nervous about the confession i wanted to make...i jerk off to pictures of your feet

Ashley why are u being such a difficult little nigger

Win

winrar

I’m sorry for being such a dumbass

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rollin

REROLL

you guys realise this is fake, right? stupid cunts

oof sure why not

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rollerino

leave then! cya

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where are the tits OP you dumb nigger

Winrar

winrar

waiting on OP.....

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Deliver op

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would their be some magic combination of words that would let me to chat with you even though I don't roll a 0?

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Stop being such a difficult little nigger, bitch

Wait... is this Ash? fuck I thought I was texting Ashley... not you... shit

OOF ANOTHER

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I'm so sorry. My friend got my phone. So anyway, wanna catch 'em all? I'm not talking about Pokemon Ash, I'm talking about STD's.

sorry ashley i just really want to impress you ps i have a huge cock

Nigga you think I'm joking? Heil hitler to all Nigger. I masterbate to kkk documentaries.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Ash.

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REE I NEVER GET THINGS IN THESE THREADS
DO IT

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I'm sorry. I'm just insecure because of my micropenis. :(

rerollerino

thisss

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rawling

Fak

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand King of the Hill. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of British Thermal Units most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Hank's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from propane, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike King of the Hill truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Hank's existential catchphrase "Dang it, Bobby," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mike Judge's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a King of the Hill tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 BTUs of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

gib milkies

disss

deeeesssss

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This is kind of awkward, but can I get your mom's number?

Lololololoo

Listen here you dumb whore, send pics of your tits or I will cunt punch you

roll i guess

Ugh. Shitty win, just an edgy loser faggot trying way too hard...

OP, go with something better. For the good of the thread.

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Winner

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Parp

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rawlings

bummed this won tbh it's pretty gay

>why'd you skip class
>we don't have classes together

THIS !!

why did you roll on that? it was a zero

I'm homosexual

Got any good looking younger siblings?

Are you Jewish? I heard a lot of Jews are ash...

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THIS PLEASE

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sorry fam, already send it

REEEEROLL

Fucking cunt, not joking about me skipping school, I'm horny as fuck and so are the rest of us, tits&&ass or GTFO

Kek

this

Wanna see my toenail collection?

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Another roll for

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Reroll

do dubs count?
also rer0ll

Make white babies with me

winrar

Rollerino for this

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ROLL!

I'm just yanking your proverbial chain, Ash. Wanna hit up the theaters and kill the nigs watching Black Panther?

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can you guys stop saying stupid shit?
clearly the girl doesn't believe us, so let's try to make a credible narrative here

if now i win post:

Sorry are u still there? Mike thought this was funny. I'm at his house for lunch, wanna hang out later? i need a new cover for my phone and i cant decide

This

Go for it OP

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listen sorry im being weird i just really like you

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rollin'

Look, jokes aside, I skipped class today because I'm horny out of my fucking mind. I couldn't sit there, staring at tight butts in jeans and on the verge of exploding in my pants, so I stayed home. And now I can't stop thinking about you. You and your perfect ass, which I need on my face more than I need oxygen in my lungs. I love you, and more than that, I love your thick, meaty ass. Give it to me. I need it so fucking bad right now.

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nice win

Reroll another time

parp

>i need a new cover for my phone and i cant decide
nigger u wot?

Feet please?

WINRAR'd

NEGROS LENGUA MI ANO

omg I am SO sorry, that was my little brother typing this is so embarrassing!

Anyway, how has your day been? :)

OOF NICE

dude i dont know what you amerimutts kids want. tryed to impersonate

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naisu daabur dabusu

winrar

Rollo

Gangbang

Look, I'm sorry about everything I just said. I posted this whole conversation on a website called Cred Forums and they've been telling me what to say. I'm so sorry. But, you should actually send me nudes too

This will be awkward to explain next time I see her lmao

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Send her this thread OP

how about this
sorry, friend stole my phone.
look i really like you want to go out later for some ice cream?

I like child porn. But send me your titty pic anyway

Roll for this

U liek mudkipz?

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why dont you just send me nudes? Please. Im so fucking horny for you.

my evenings are 4 them bobs n such. i need help. pls consult with me

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lololololol

>sorry, friend stole my phone.
This line will always be the most autistic response in these threads

FUCK AGAIN ROLL FOR

Hehe 3rd win

STFU IM TRYING TO SET UP OP REE

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rollerinoinonioooo

im too much for myself, send help. i got rope here to end it, you know? ;)

OOF OP

winrar

i got the rope ready, bye B, imma end this shit

winrar

yeah you fucking suck at it thats why you're a virgin

You wanna smoke some green later?

OP better come through

Don't fag out on us just yet

Reroll

WinRAR

Only child and she knows it lmao

జ్ఞా

Seriously though I want to see that fat juicy ass of yours.

Aka my penis

Wanna hang out later?

Rerollll

KEK WIN RAR

Will you please spank me while I yell "PLEASE STOP MOMMY I'LL BE A GOOD BOY"

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Deliver

How come I've never seen your pussy? Nevermind, I like my girls under 12 anyways :/

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Already done

yo why you skipped class today tho?

show me the phone cause imma hang myself. show me a 91' nokia phone pls or ill do it

Yep, i just made him by fucking my own mother and getting her pregnant.
Anyway, how's your dad doing?

oh shit

RIP OP

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dude u dont know how hardcore i am!
i fucking jerk off around 24/7
my dick is fucking red

Can i suck your ash hole

noone told me childporn isnt just for childs?!

So, why haven't we had sex yet?

Rollo

haha why you skipped class today?

Rollio

winrar!

I'm also curios.

Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

Op is a faggot

I like cock

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Adolf Hitler was the leader of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. He initiated fascist policies that led to World War II and the deaths of at least 11 million people, including the mass murder of an estimated six million Jews.

I'm going to the hospital tomorrow for a repetitive strain injury from masturbating to your facebook pictures. I hope you realize it's a compliment.

Didn't feel like going. We don't have classes together, maybe some of my friends told her

I humbly request that satisfy my desires and quench my thirst for your bottom.

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show me your tits instead

wasted dubs

rolll

unblock the name, faggot.

im fucking sad i will kill myself today. cu baby

I've secretly had a crush on your mom for years. Will you please give me her number so I can send her dickpics?

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showing this to who?

Is OP actually some weird neo Nazi?

OH SIII- we on page 10 now

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wasted win. ignore it OP.