What are you thinking about at this exact instant?

i sshould tell OP what a faggot he is and that he should kill himself

this is the fourth thread of the same kind
AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME

My Honda XRV 750 Africa Twin is making strange noises and i can't figure out why.

u mad?

>horse porn

actually look close each pic is diff

i wanna date this girl in my department but i feel like if i talk to her more i'll just want t fuck her anf not actually be in a long term thing with her

fuck if I know why. I just want to fuck women like other guys I know do, but my brain has a fucking short circuit or something.
I want to have kids someday, no matter how unlikely that is. can't do that if I keep thinking about cock.

no short circuit, you're just bisexual

who fucking cares?

How I need to take my life back from my panic and anxiety disorder that has recently went into hyperdrive and kept me off work the last 2 weeks.

doesnt that piss you guys off? if i wanted the same shit every time i check the screen i'd watch tv

Elaborate on these strange noises, user.

procreation is immoral

ignore it you faggot

if it pisses you off then you're probably a repressed bisexual

Post more of the top pic
And thinking of suckin those tits and coming to the conclusion my next girl needs huge areola

>talking to this chick on snapchat
>asks what am i doing
>say im worshiping satan
>mfw she doesnt answer anymore
> :D

but variety is the spice of life, you may interpret that however you see fit.
i was more intereseted in your opinions in this matter

you're on fucking Cred Forums, who gives a shit

Care to elaborate? I'm childfree so I likely agree with you, if you're not trolling

I want the cock on the body of the owner of those titties (not the other way around)

i do and i still have hope to find ppl who feel the same way

unnecessary suffering

Nice tits but there's just something about that cock and body, he looks so smooth that I want to make love to him. No homo.

you're bisexual

well obviously I care you twat, otherwise I wouldn't bother posting here would I?

I'm a sperm donor and just donated to a gorgeous older woman, can't stop thinking about her. Attachment when I donate normally isn't a problem so it's throwing me off.

I'm telling you that there is literally no reason to care about what you're attracted to as long as you are an ethical and responsible human being.

God decides what sufferance is necessary and unnecessary, humans can only have opinions.

wow all these posts are really making me wanna go get railed by my fiancé right now

im gonna do that

I'm thinking I gotta do laundry, but I'm too lazy to get up today

there is no evidence for a "god"

rattling. only when its in motion. engine running but stopped doesn't do them. and i've checked the if the chain is loose. its not

Oh, like the joys in life are not worth the pain and it's immoral to inflict life on another being without their consent?

yes

i would like him to fuck her doggy style while I get underneath and lick her pussy and his dick. Also would spend some time licking those balls. Im not gay. Have wife and gf.

I'm thinking everyone should stop usng my fucking photo!!!! 5 years ive been lurking and the good fags on /HM use my photos. i'm about to leave /B for alternative, so i do a nude pics dump of myself and everyone here loses there shit. at least use my GF for the above image. and not some big titty hoe. seriously the girl looks disgusting

kill youreself faggot

8

>like the joys in life are not worth the pain
But they are not.

Why did I give a trap a handjob in my first wet dream

Butt he looks very hot! And I dont really like guys but would make an exception for that.

No, it's just a fetish for certain femboys like how some people are into feet for example. The thought of being together with a man for more than a one night stand makes me cringe tbh, besides I only think of men when I'm single.

So the sound is in the front of the car? Otherwise I'd say it sounds like an exhaust manifold leak or a Y-flange rusting.

I wasn't saying that they are haha. I've never been someone who loves life or views it as a gift.

>having a trap with a free cock
pretty gay famalam

I was checking the catalog and wondering whether I would find an interesting thread before going out.
Then I saw the picture, and I thought about grabbing the boobs and licking the cock.
Fucking Cred Forums.

why?

I can respect that. I wish I knew more dudes who felt that way.

>fetish for certain femboys
No, you are bisexual. This is a fact.

read Schopenhauer to feel less lonely

>wife and gf
Cheating or polyamory?

How I want to breastfeed and have a vagina.

How can I be bisexual if I don't even sleep with guys? People these days are too obsessed with labels.

How coked up I'm gonna be when I get my taxes back. I love snorting cocain off my gfs ass.

>what are you thinking about at this exact instant?

why cant fags use search

sexual orientation literally has nothing to do with anything other than ATTRACTION

sexual conduct is something else entirely

thinking about cumming in her asshole

OP is a faggot

it's not being obsessed about it, it's being accurate about it

you either fit a label or you don't, as per definition

you are bisexual by definition, it's just a fact, you don't have to celebrate it or even think about it

I'm bisexual as well, it's just good to be an honest person

Nah fam, I'm straight.

Thanks user.

You literally said that you fap to men. That is no straight.

Why is this so hard for you?

not*

Guys these days are very soft and feminine, who can say if the things I find attractive about them are even the masculine parts? I certainly can't.

breaking up with my gf of 1 year to fuck this skinny runner girl in my stats class, you op?

I know I'm slipping back into the trend of distancing myself from people so that when I kill myself they won't care, and I don't care enough to stop myself.

There's probably no need to most likely they don't care now

I'm addicted to weed and I don't intend to ever quit.

How maany times can a picture be used before being stale

I’m thinking about having some PB&J

this is still masculine because no tits, slight muscular frame, guy clothes, etc

stop trying to pretend your faggotry isn't faggotry

nothing wrong with being bisexual, you'll be happier if you're honest about it, trust me

those pics?

never

see

I'm thinking about how impatient I am to hear back from the job I applied for

Idk you can still rotate it at least a few times

tall jacked black guy fucking me senseless

nice

What job did you apply for?

oh yeah and not to mention the PENIS when it's whipped out

kek, so much repression on Cred Forums it's insane

At best nothing would happen since I don't intend to pursue relationships with guys and at worst people would judge me for it IRL, there's nothing to be gained here. I still consider myself straight, it's just that I have a degenerate fetish.

>I don't intend to pursue relationships with guys
that literally has nothing to do with being bisexual

My latina friend, I just fapped over the thought of her but I feel guilty because she's going through a hard time recently

It does, actions speak louder than words.

>implying you wouldn't

>it's just that I have a degenerate fetish
literally no, I was once deluded as you

you're just afraid of not being straight (bisexual is valid, you aren't just "gay"), you'll get over it as long as you want to be an authentic human

that's a phrase that is irrelevant to the DEFINITION of bisexuality

sexual orientation is ABOUT ATTRACTION, not action

never implied that

are you circumcised?

I don't know what my partner expects me to do about my mental health and my traumas and now she is mad and frustrated at me for things I can't help. And I feel worse and worse because I feel like she will soon get tired of me and will throw me away just like everyone else. I feel like I'm nothing but damaged goods.

Even if I followed that path it would get in the way of spreading my genes, besides women are already pretty jealous so I don't want to give them more reasons to distrust me.

I should be bathing right now but instead I'm a lazy piece of shit browsing Cred Forums on mobile

that's fine, you don't have to TELL people that you're bisexual, it's your life

but you literally ARE bisexual, this isn't a choice

>this isn't a choice
I was not like this five years ago, I think Cred Forums made me this way.

This live action full metal alchemist movie is a mess

Thinking about how my pits smell of onions

The dude in the OP pic has Ed's exact dimensions

5'3" 118 lb

no, Cred Forums just showed you to yourself

How much I hate my acne

there is literally nothing to be upset about

you might actually be happier if you told some people who you trust, just to not keep it bottled up

I fucking hate Tom Bombadil, he ruins the books for me and I might just drop the whole series.

lol

"Maybe there is a god, maybe I'll one day pay dearly for being an edgy fedoralord but tits OP thread eww a dick fuck I have to be honest now." ~10 seconds in my mind.

that's me! for my height and weight i am mescaline. but i don't grow much body hair

kekcellent

can we please see more?

Shota and Loli threads

I think I look alright

I want to do so many sexual things with you, it's not even funny.

dreaming of having even just a cult following for my music

I need to finish filling out my applications to several local law enforcement agencies.

dreaming of having even just a cult following for my music
soundcloud.com/ren-deadgang/alone

I should have done more before my stroke happened lol I’m fine now but it’s hard work every day

A vegan diet could've prevented your stroke.

moar

nope. going to work, back in 9 hours. hold your breath and ill try post some new pics, but my butt is getting soar

Probably. It's amazing how many health problems clear up due to diet. Sugar is usually the culprit for most chronic health problems. An organic, sugarless diet would be best

A webm of a dog getting constricted by a snake.
It was in a rekt thread I just came from.

I just saw it too. :(

Thinking about if breaking up with my fiance is worth it or am I having cold feet.

Just wish she could cut the cord instead of me having to do it.

Why do you want to break up with her?

Then one that BORFS then barfs?

I care about her I really do, but I feel like I'm being tied down too early. I kinda miss the freedom I had without worrying if I'm out too late and she will bitch about being home alone and never seeing me (she works until the evening on weekend)

I was kind of a late bloomer in the dating world so I feel like I'm missing out. I feel bad but at the same time I see myself treating her indifferently and not caring; she deserves more than that honestly.

I have a year to decide before this is gg

...

more!

I want to start a political podcast or youtube channel. I've been into it for some time and have considered it for years but never actually did it. I recently became a mod on a popular political meme page so maybe I could use this to leverage some success

same

this

I'm black and wondering if anyone wants to see my cock tbh.

sure thing, I find some black guys cute and BBC is definitely hot sometimes :)

i'm tired

Why can’t he just post the tits without the dude...

you can crop the pic if you want, newfag

say no more, good thing I'm already laying down

damn, that's nice, I'd totally suck your balls and choke on you, if you're bi

those boobs look asymmetric

wish I had a girl and guy to fuck right now

How badly I want that dick in me

same, the guy is only 5'3" btw, I want to fuck him so bad as well

Im bottom only but being over 6ft it would be even hotter to be fucked by someone that smol

how to get around not watching pr0n

dam was expecting them beautiful labia to pop open :(

source anyone?

I'd let this bear fuck me.

would you like to see her spread her pussy?

exit computer

for fucks sake
some of us are little fat men who can't even find a gay that wants them

take a step back
look at the pros and cons of your relationship
what can you do to make it better
what will you gain and lose if you stay together?

whatever you do sort your shit out before she starts talking marriage and babies

lol

who do you think you are speaking to right now?

...

a faggot

wastegate actuator arm have any wiggle to it?

it's a tight hole.

I'm horny now, thanks OP

this

Man i would love some cop dick

I am unsatisfied with life . Still have hope though (:

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Guys are gross naked full stop. But completely waxed guys are the grossed of them all. It's like hey there goes every ounce of manliness and testosterone everything that could attract a female gone.

fuck man id bang my best friend

I want to cheat on my girlfriend. I love her more than anyone I ever have and would marry her someday, but it's long distance and I'm really fucking oversexed. She's also been really fucking annoying lately, and I feel like she guilts me for doing literally anything other than giving her attention, which hasn't helped, and she barely has a sex drive anymore. But only on camera; we used to masturbate for each other lots long-distance but that's sort of stopped, but we still fuck like rabbits in person. I could, I have options, and I really want to but I don't want to be that awful a person. But I really want some pussy.

I don't want to, I mean I do, but I can't. I just had to get it off my chest.

you're probably gay, dude

fuckin this girl I'm seeing

she's probably feeling the same way, if she hasn't cheated on you already. do it pussy.

pic of him?

this

whether i should fight my friends cousins ex because my friends cousin is hot and her bf just broke up with her with no explination via text. And is now insulting me on snap.