Males of Cred Forums, have you ever sucked dick?

I sucked my own dick once.

is it true that it's more like sucking a dick than getting you own sucked?

I'm not male when I'm in panties so none ;)

from 18-24 or so, I sucked lots of dicks, all guys i met on craigslist. had a gf the entire time. i've never been into how guys look, but always have liked the cock itself. i'm 33 now, still with the same girl, and i tried it again last year when the itch built itself back up. but something about being older has put the STD fear in me, and i fully convinced myself afterwards that I caught something. i didn't, but the anxiety was enough to keep me from doing it again. maybe it's just because i have more to lose now than i did then. it's a shame too, because it's fun, i enjoy sucking, i'm good at it and i like cum. but fuck the fag diseases.

not him but yes and thats the appeal!

What’s your fucking question?

ITT: shit that never fucking happened

my older brother's

Do tell...

ITT: shit that definitely happened.

I blew 3 of my friends at once. I was 21 at the time. So like 3 years ago.

We were on vacation, we all got drunk and wen't back to the hotel.

>2 of the 3 were in relationships with women
>All three knew I was a virgin and kinda beta.
>They started to poke fun at me and started calling me a faggot etc…
>One friend goes to piss and then comes back with his dick still out (it was big, even when flaccid)
>Started to wave it in front of my face and tried to slap me with it
>Other 2 friends laughing as he kinda chased me around the room
>Eventually I give in and let him 'catch me' pushes me on the bed and shoves his dick in my mouth
>I started going at it, my other 2 friends go silent
>Literally sucking in silence for a good 5 min
>My friend cums pretty quickly
>Get up and see my other two friends stroking their own dicks while sitting on the bed
>I go up and started sucking them off (there dicks are less impressive than my other friends but I don't really care at this point)
>One of them eventually comes but the other goes flaccid and doesn't finish
>We all go to bed
>The next morning, the friend that I blew first wakes me up and takes me into the bathroom where he makes me suck his dick in the shower
>Cums again and then we both finish showering
>No one talks about what happens for rest of vacation

I sucked that friends dick twice later a few months later

Nah but I kinda want to.

my rapist forced me

didn't like that I freeze so he decided to beat me into oral sex while he occasionally strangled me during the process

All I cam say to that.
>pic related

hot. describe the other 2 times pls

me too

wasn't as great as I thought it would be tho

grindr has options to upload recent STD tests and screen people by STD tests uploads only. just a thought

I don’t remember clearly how and when it started, but it happened when I was around 9 and he was 15. The only time I remember was before I went to school, he asked me to suck him off. I did, he ejaculated in my mouth. And one time he tried to put in my butt, but didn’t fit, so he never tried again.

Everyone in this thread is straight right? I’m completely straight but want to suck a dick myself.

Are you a faggot then actually?
And you didn't get your dick sucked, but you sucked your friend that many times?

Three times with people I've met in Grindr.

It’s not gay to help your bros out every once in a while, and it wasn’t any but stuff so perfectly straight

Im bi. I think I liked being submissive so I never expected for them to suck my dick. The couple times I blew my friend after that I jerked myself off or he kinds jerked me off for a bit.

>Once was over the Summer, we were hanging at his place.
>He just broke up with his gf and was already banging some new chick.
>He was describing all this to me and then started asking me if I thought that was hot etc…
>Asked me if I still thought about what happened in the hotel room, I admitted I do
>Asked me if I want to suck his dick again
>Said I do
>Sucked him for about 20 min before he came

>2nd time was last year
>He was moving to a different part of the country
>This time I initiated it and said I wanted to such his dick before he left
>My parents were away so I had the house to myself
>He came over and I sucked him again
>Over the course of maybe 10 hours I blew him 3 times
>Before the 3rd time I blew him he asked me if he could fuck my ass but I said no; told him we could shower again together instead but he didn't want to
>I didn't want to do anal but I also didn't want to disappoint him so I told him I could put on my mom's lingerie and suck him
>He agreed and I put on panties, a bra, and stockings and blew him

He is coming back in a few months and we have been talking about meeting up and doing something again. I may let him fuck my ass this time

yup. grade school, my friend and i blew each other several times. at my house and in the gym bathroom, never came just sucked for a few minutes

currently straight but love cock, just not really attracted to the guy attached to the cock

when i was 13 i sucked two of my friends off after the 3 of us split a mickey of whiskey. Felt good, have been curious about trying it again as an adult, but never have the nerve to try it with a stranger from craigslist. Engaged to be married, happy, great sex although not nearly as much as i'd like. sometimes fantasize about giving a blowie to a medium sized cock.

Yes. It is very good.
Now I suck pussy/clit imagining it as it was a dick. Women go mad with me. Several times I was "THE BEST" oral sex ever for they.
If only they knew......

sauce

hot

Georgie Lyall and Danny D

Yes, but only traps and shemales. Have never taken their cum in my mouth though, never the less swallowed. Only my own

My neighbor molested me when I was a kid and made me suck his dick a lot. I’ve never been able to get the taste out of my head. I seriously get off though on having my girlfriend suck my dick religiously which has helped me greatly
Sometimes I’ll randomly think about sucking a dick but I ignore it. My girlfriend knows all
About my past so she sucks the life out of my dick and gets me off as much as she can to “help me” lol but no matter how much I throatfuck her or whatever I still sometimes get that stray thought in my head

No shitty long fag stories.

I hook up with reddit random act of blowjob guys and give head on work trips.

I haven’t but I’m v. interested.

Any dude want to swallow this?

Guys aren't attractive, just like sucking that D sometimes.

I have, but I only like uncut dicks and I live in the US, so it's hard to find good ones.

I would suck that

I did, once, against my will. I was completely raped, but I didn't hate it. Story time.

>be me, 22
>server at a restaurant
>customer comes in frequently, always asks for me, let's call him J
>big tips, bigger smiles, he was so nice

Now let me preface what comes next by saying this isn't totally his fault. I'm girly. Stupid girly. I have hips, and small shoulders, and a lame squeaky voice even though I'm past puberty. I try my hardest to be guyish, but it's fucking difficult.

>one night, J's reality is bent and broken
>apparently J thought I was a tomboy, actually a girl
>hear about it from waitress, one night when he was in
>yelled at other staff when he saw me go into the boys room, left restaurant before I came back
>planned to apologize/talk to J about it
>weeks go by, no J
>one day, walking home from work, car pulls up - it's J
>he jumps out, with a bat, my lights go out

(1/2 typing as I go don't hold your breath)

You totally should! Just become ur friends bitch

(2/3 I guess?)

>wake up in an unfamiliar room, J standing over me
>J is visibly angry, shaking, tears in his eyes and starts shouting at me
>tells me how he feels betrayed, how I stole all that money he tipped me
>I apologize to J with my stupid, squeaky girl voice, trying not to cry
>J leaves the room, and I just lay there, dazed n confused

>a while later, J comes back, calm
>J says I'm going to be a girl whether I like it or not
>I'm too scared to argue or ask wtf that means, when
>suddenly J starts touching me, rubbing my chest, it feels funny and I realize I'm wearing different clothes
>J dressed me up in a bra and panties while I was out, what the fuck?
>J keeps playing with my nipples, and starts to grind against me and I can feel he's hard as diamonds
>I want to get out of this but no idea what to even do, J is way bigger/stronger than me

>J pauses, and then stands up next to the bed and pulls out his cock, holds it close to me
>and it's thick. Not really long, but so thick and veiny and it smelled so bad
>J instructs me to suck it, and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing anymore so I do
>I suck him, and rub him, and it's so big my jaw feels worn out but I feel like I don't have a choice
>but I kind of like it... it doesn't taste bad, just different, and I can tell a little cum is leaking out because I've tasted my own before
>at this point, I just fully commit and suck and stroke him best as I can
>he cums with zero warning, holding my head super tight so I can't pull back, and his load fills my mouth
>head feels light from the squeezing

...

yeah, my first/last bf about three years ago. Only sexual/romantic contact I've had. Were together about half a year. Probably a freak chance, unlikely I'll get to be close to anyone again.

TYPE FASTER IM TRYING TO JERK OFF HERE

I haven't but I'd very much like to

Awesome. I’d let you!

(3/4? dammit)

>J won't let go, just standing there panting, his head rolled back
>I swallow his load, start to choke, it's hard to swallow with a thick dick still in your mouth I guess
>J lets me go, finally, and I cough up cum, it gets all over my, bra?...
>can't believe it but I'm totally hard
>J moves to kiss me, and I actually let him. No, I actually kiss him back.
>open mouth after he just forced me to suck his cock
>woah holy fuck, suddenly a hand is on mine
>J lays me back on the bed, and lays next to me, forcibly making out with me and playing with my little dick through my panties
>his nasty tongue is all over my mouth, I feel like I'm drowning in his spit, it's so nasty
>his cock is on my leg, dripping cum all over it
>I don't even know what's going on, I'm enjoying this
>I try to hold it back but I can't, I cum, so forcefully and it almost hurts it feels so fucking good
>by now, J is totally hard again... I can't believe he's getting off on this. I can't believe I am either
>what's left to do, right? Fuck it. I turn my ass toward him and pull my panties down a little, showing him my 'boipussy' as you guys call it
>without hesitation, J takes my hips and spits on my asshole, oh no

I have been going to this guy that lives a couple streets over from me for the past 12 years or so and we suck each other's dicks. We do this once or twice a week. He watches gay porn while I blow him, I watch straight porn while he blows me. Although sometimes we 69. I cum SO FUCKING HARD if I have a dick in my mouth.

I have to make him cum first though because as soon as I cum I don't want anything to do with his dick.

Sometimes I bring my wife's panties over and he sniffs them while I blow him.

Blew a friend of mine once. We had a history of jerking off together, then one day I just said fuck it and asked him if he wanted a bj. Sucked him off for like 2 minutes before he made me stop, said it felt good but he wasn't into it i guess. Ever since then I've wanted to go down on my other buddies who have bigger dicks than him, but don't have the courage to ask. watcha gonna do? :\

Do you share any other affection like hugs, cuddling or whatever? Ever considered fucking?

Yep, I sucked off a 17 year old once, and a 12-15 year old many times.

I was the same age, so no pedo.
no homo too.

My step brother and I sucked each other's dicks a bunch of times when we were teenagers. He is a full blown faggot now, I haven't sucked a dick since.

It started with us jerking off in the same room, which led to us jerking off watching each other, then he offered to jerk me off, I jerked him while he jerked me, we jerked each other off for like a few weeks, then he just leaned down and blew me. I reciprocated. We blew each other all the time after that until he moved away with his mother a couple years later. He always swallowed, I wouldn't let him cum in my mouth.

yeah, but damn if it isn't annoying finding good dick to suck. Unless I'm just not looking in the right places

(4/4)

>J pushes his cock inside me, it feels like it takes him a lot of effort
>he's not that long, but it's so thick it hurts
>clench my teeth, I'm not stopping him now
>J starts to thrust into me, slowly and I can feel him pushing in and out, it feels fucking disgusting and it hurts
>... but I kinda love it
>and it gets a little easier every thrust, so I don't hate that either
>J holds my waist, pumping into me a little faster, and a little harder
>I feel like I'm in a cold sweat, and my arms can barely hold me up so I just try to relax
>squeeze the pillow to my chest, as he starts to aggressively pound my asshole
>can't even stop myself from totally loving this
>and I wonder if this is what it's like to get fucked as a girl
>suddenly it starts feeling weird
>I feel like I'm about to cum and already cumming at the same time
>and it won't stop, he just keeps fucking and it just keeps feeling so good
>I tell him I love him, I don't even know why the fuck I said that
>I'm cumming, getting fucked in the ass in girls clothes, after kissing a guy and sucking his dick
>I don't even know who I am anymore
>J fucks and fucks and fucks, and my mind is just swimming
>J suddenly rears up and squeezes my hips, I can tell he's cumming in me and it just makes me feel really, really good
>and then really, really sad because as J loosens up, I can tell it's over... and I'm not done
>J and I lay there, quiet for a while and I fall asleep, with his arm around me, the boy he raped like a girl
>and when I wake up I'm back where he kidnapped me, all my clothes and belongings back
>tons of missed calls and texts on my phone, mom, sister, friends
>"lol i'm okay, I was with a friend, my phone was on vibrate? Sorry!"

I never saw J again but I wasn't mad or upset at him at all, I was hoping he would come back but he never did

If you're specifically concerned about HIV, there has been one case of HIV being transmitted via BJ. One. Ever.

And the guy who claimed to have gotten it exclusively from oral? He later said he had bareback sex with several other guys "but they said they were clean." So whether or not he even got it from giving head is debated.

Long story short, HIV doesn't survive in stomach acid.

I have thought about letting him fuck me, but only in the heat of the moment. He introduced me to poppers and when I am on a BIG poppers high I like having him play with my ass, so he keeps lube handy in case I want him to finger my ass. He has never tried to take it further than that and as soon as I cum I have no desire to be fucked and am glad I didn't ask him to do it.

I hate other physical contact, he tries to suck my nipples sometimes and I let him but it feels super gross to me. I have no desire to hug or be hugged by a guy. Maybe if it was a cute feminine trap.

Its weird, its almost like I am not gay at all, but obviously if I love being blown by a guy, and sometimes like for him to finger my ass, I am at least Bi.

But its like sexual only.

Its not that I am inhibited by some hang ups about being gay, I am totally cool with how I am, I accepted the fact that I like being blown by him AGES ago and have no hangups about it. I just don't have ANY desire for romantic type interaction beyond his throat. (he deep throats like a god damned champion)

Seriously though, we are talking world class head. I have been blown by plenty of chicks, none even come close to the level of head this guy gives.

I jerk off to that thought a lot. I've known these guys since like elementary school and they just treated me like a little bitch in that hotel room - especially the one who I continued to suck after.

where do u live?

You in Austin? I volunteer as tribute if so lol.
Just over 7", clean, shaved bush, no diseases, married "straight" guy here.

the hiv virus can infect you before the stomach from sores etc. in the mouth caveaty

Anny guys from Poland? I can suck Dick

Yeah its nearly impossible to contract HIV from getting a blowjob. In fact its hard to catch ANY STD from getting a blowjob unless you are stupid enough to get a blowie from some rando while you have an open cut on your dick/balls.

Its easier to catch one if you are doing the sucking, but even then, its pretty rare, unless you blow guys while you have open cuts in your mouth.

in New York, upstate too. I'm a twink in a sea of guys twice my age out here....

Did u ever do anything after with ur other 2 friends you blew?

And none of them have a nice dick?

Like specifically what issues are you having finding a good dick? I have seen enough to know that EASILY half the men out there would let a guy suck their dick on the down low, if not like 75%.
Do they just all have bad cocks?

Curious because I'm a full fledged faggot.

>tries to suck my nipples sometimes
>I have no desire to hug or be hugged by a guy.
I on the other hand live for that shit. First contact other than just hugs and kisses with my ex was when we lay on his couch watching a move while he stroked my chest and stomach over my shirt. I loved it and started getting worked up. When he finally got his hand under my shirt it felt fucking amazing and I got hard as a rock. Spent the next day at work popping awkward boners at work like a teenager despite having jerked off like twice just from thinking about it.

You don't even like, rub each others bodies when you blow each other?

ye I definitely still consider myself straight cause I have literally 0 attraction to males, but sucking dick or getting fucked like scratches a submissive urge

>same dude that was asking you and already responded

I am probably twice your age too but my dick is decent and I am mostly sane.

In theory, but there hasn't been any confirmed cases.

Hell I’m just tired of guys my dad’s age trying to be my dad, don’t get me wrong a bit of Daddy dom is great but not when they could be my dad

Yes. It was not as big as I would have liked. Fat bitch turned me and my mate down so we 69 each other in next room to teach her a lesson

Anyone in Stockholm that wants to get/give a blowjob?

Bump

Fjollträsk*

He rubs my chest and legs while sucking me, I am pretty hairy. If I am standing he usually rubs my ass and lower back. That feels nice like a massage. I don't mind him rubbing my chest, but it doesn't feel good, not bad, just neutral. I would probably opt to have him not do that but I figure he enjoys it and it doesn't bother me really so I let him.

If he is standing I sometimes grab his ass to pull him in to like get his cock further into my mouth (he is pretty small, and I try to give him as good as he gives me, I can only deep throat like a split second but I know he likes when it pokes into my throat.)

But otherwise, no.

This is making me REALLY want to get a blowjob and suck a dick. I have never sucked anyone else but I would for the right guy as long as it was a similar situation. I have never sucked another because I know this guy is safe both STD and drama wise and we have a safe place to do it, so I get my fix.

Like I said I definitely cum a LOT harder with his dick in my mouth. I wish he had at least a little bigger dick though. His is also weirdly tapered, like the head is almost pointy, and its thicker at the base. Ideally I would love to suck a dick that looked like mine or a little bigger.

Yeah I get that.

No. I see them often but neither of them show any interest in doing something. The hotel incident was likely an in the moment thing. I don't mind because there dicks were kinda whatever, not as good as my other friend.

I wish my other friend didn't move cause I would totally continue to do stuff with him. When he comes back to town in a few months I totally plan on blowing his mind (and his dick)

The week he is coming back my fam will still be on vacation (I work so I don't go on vacation with them). So I'll have about 3 days where I have the house to myself and when he'll be back in town.

I've already told him on texts that he can crash for those 3 days at my house and have hinted at me having few surprises for him.

Basically I plan on shaving completely, putting on sexy lingerie and becoming his bitch for those 3 days. And if he wants it Ill let him try to have anal sex with me (I've been practising with a vibrator).

Not sure what else we can do though

How the fuck do you suck your own dick?
got a tutorial?

>don't be fat
>don't have a tiny dick
>stretch
>stretch
>stretch
>stretch
>stretch
>use a bed, pillows, a chair, the wall, whatever it takes

source: I've literally sucked myself off many times. as in, at least 4 inches of shaft was in my mouth and I could feel it touching the back of my throat.

Me too, I love you that shit. I love to cum in my own mouth and swallow all.

Also I got fucked by a street shemale once I was drunk, I sucked her but with a condom on. I want to feel a shemale dick without a condom.
And now that I'm horny, I'm going to suck my own dick.
See ya in a bit Cred Forums.

Good luck on taking your kink further, but honestly I'd have no interest in getting blown by you. Passion and affection are important to me. And physically I all but demand neck kisses because they're like electric shocks of pleasure to me. Seriously they make me lose muscle control. Must have my nerves wired in a weird way.

How do you do the stretching and how long does it take?

it took a few weeks to a couple of months.
there were times I couldn't even lick the tip. then gradually I got my lips around the entire head, then an inch down the shaft, etc.

just focus on bending your back into a C shape. but don't overdo it. I've never hurt myself but my back get a bit sore afterwards.

Yeah I understand that. This is at least from my end a purely sexual, enjoy a blowjob thing. It mostly is from his end as well. He has never asked to cuddle or anything and I have never said "no don't do that"

I would say that I feel bad for being so much like its all about me, but I DO suck him as well, so its not like he isn't getting a blowjob out of it, and I would think that after this many years of doing it, I am probably at least pretty good at it. I basically try to do what he does while watching my teeth and such.

Also I don't think its weird AT ALL that neck kisses do that to you. It does for pretty much everyone, for me its just when girls do it.

do it. anal is the most awesome feeling ever!

I need a source.

I mean in what position did you stretch? Like on the floor with the middle of your back against a wall or what?

Shouldn't feel bad if things are like you both want them to be. Just be aware that other than some fat old men(fine if you're into that I guess) or black people, most gay/bi guys want more than either of you two.

Yeah at this point, if he asks when he comes back, I will let him do it without question. I will immediately get on the bed, put my head down, lift my ass up, and spread my butt cheeks.

Im worried it might hurt (he has a decently big dick) but Id be so horny that I won't care.

Didn't know it was that common for guys to like them. Perhaps it isn't talked about much because guys are "supposed" to kiss girls on the neck and not the other way around.

Georgie Lyall and Danny D

or don't wait for him to ask, when you see him next just whisper in his ear, "user, I really regret not letting you fuck my ass, and I want you to take me like a bitch."

use your imagination. do whatever works for you.
I used a chair like this one except made of metal.

it also helps if you have a bed under a slanted ceiling so you can use your feet to push down while you're on your back (shoulders actually). that's where I get max depth.

Post your dick?

Ha thats true. When he comes over I literally plan on greeting him and then dropping to my knees and getting to work. Maybe Ill just greet him by spreading my butt wide open. I think that would send a clear message as to what I want.

I had this happen too, but from a close friend and it was handjobs instead, I’ve always been straight but that thought still lingers in my mind and I hate it. It’s really not fair to us

Can't right now. If the thread survives a couple hours I will be able to.

who the fuck is that chick

yeah greentext time

>me and buddy are both 18
>me confused, still am
>im like 5'9 140lb
>friend is like 6'3 200lb
>hanging out one night driving in his car
> play video games, smoke weed
> feel very submissive after smoking the weed, always kinda found him attractive
> suggest to go to a park and toke up more even though I was already high enough
> take light hits, go back to the car
>in the car I turn the conversation sexual, touch his arm and stuff
>he starts looking at me like I'm meat, might as well go for it
> "have you ever thought what it would be like?"
> "about what?"
> "idk I just sometimes think what it would be like to give head"
> I know not very smooth, but whatver
> he knows whats up
> "you want to suck my dick?"
> I don't say anything, Im thinking i fucked up
> he leans over and takes my hand and puts it on his growing cock
> instantly feel butterflies in my stomach, unbuckle my seatbelt and put my face in his lap
> didn't mention until now but i was shaved smooth too, in case something like this by gods grace ever occured
> slide his pants off and out flops a 7 inch thick cock, I can feel myself drooling

cont?

very clear.

Georgie Lyall

got any other ideas about we could do? apart from sucking his dick we haven't really done anything else and I want to really make those few days special and crazy

>things that never happened

Yeah the straight guy happened to have chicks underwear, that happened to fit you

Then the guy who was so straight that he was pissed off that you are a guy, and was NOT ok with it

All the sudden goes gay.
Sure.

All those things definitely happened.

yassssss

Yes fucking fag let's go.

Sucked many cocks. First time I was 9 ish if I recall correctly. Recently I have not. I'm 19 now. Last time I sucked dick was summer last year.

> (OP)
>Sucked many cocks. First time I was 9 ish if I recall correctly. Recently I have not. I'm 19 now. Last time I sucked dick was summer last year.

literal definition of a summerfag? haha

describe first time please

When I was 11 I ended up sucking a 60yo man's dick and eventually getting fucked by him. He used to dress me like a little girl and shit.

Basically textbook story of "don't talk to strangers/creepy molester tricking a kid into being molested"

It really fucked me up. I pastebin'd the whole story, I post it here once in a while because getting the story out there feels cathartic and some people jerk off to it, which turns me on.

I am fucked in the head :(

That is really fucked. I'm sorry he did that to you.

What can I say?

I'm not gonna go into wicked detail or anything but my best friend at the time was like 14/15 and we started off by kissing and making out. Eventually he got like, frustrated and pulled his cock out. Was pretty fuckin big considering I was alot younger than he was. No hair so idk if he was waiting or something. Told me to put it in my mouth and start sucking so I did, "like a lollipop" which looking back is corny as fuck. Blew his load in my mouth after like 10 mins I was pretty bad afaik. He didn't say anything tho. Swallowed cos he told me to. End of first time. Sucked him off many times after from then till I turned about 14 myself.

>the weed at this point is making me feel animalistic, primal. Like it's my one job in life to suck this cock and please him
>start at the tip, and give it a big kiss, then slowly glide my tongue all the way up and down the shaft, smelling him as I do it.
>while doing this I shit onto all fours with my ass up in the air, as it was more comfortable and also felt like a more subservient pose.
>he putts his hands on my butt kind of starts squeezing it and playing with it
> all the while I'm sucking him, flicking my tongue, trying to deepthroat it and end up gagging a bit, sucking on his balls, and moaning high pitched 'mmms"
> look up at him and ask in a much more feminine voice than usual "can I sit on it please?" with a hint of desperation

will post more greentexting takes a while give me a min

LOL was supposed to be shift onto all fours lmaoooo, oh well you get the point

I am both sorry and glad.
It has really fucked me up but looking back I would walk into his house again and do it all over.
I know that's fucked up, and it has fucked me up sexually ever since. He called me by a girls name, and I ended up dating a girl with the same name, who ended up being completely abusive to me as well. I really thought I deserved it for years, now.. I don't know. When I think about it I get really sad and sometimes cry like a motherfucker, but it's also my most frequent thing to think about when I jerk off.

I still wear girls clothing sometimes when I am alone. I am over 40 now and still fucked up over it.

But I would do it again, how fucked is that?

...

never sucked a dick and don't want to, but the gifs in this thread successfully made me diamonds

post more

You know you’re an incel when you literally cannot believe a man sucked another mans dick

ooooo boi, time to get stretchi'n

Yeah it's fucked and should never have happened but it is kind of hot which should make me feel bad but sexuality is weird. I wish the negative aspects of it didn't exist for you if you get my meaning.

> just says "take your clothes off"
>takes me about a minute as its in a car and quite cramped
>finally i'm ass naked in my friends car, kind of leaning up on him but still on my side
>can feels his hands form around my waist and squeeze my ass
> he actually gives it a spanking
> literally about to cum from that alone
>suddenly he he just pulls me onto his lap like i'm a rag doll and sits me down facing him
>literally in heaven
>start kind of grinding against him
>without warning he grips the back o my hair and starts making out with me, I can taste the smoky weed flavour in his mouth
> he is literally shoving his tongue down my throat
>starts putting his hand around my throat, choking me, with one hand
>other hand is around my waist
>5 minutes ago we were "straight buddies"
>finally he calms down enough to position me above his dick
>I take it in one hand and slowly have him penetrate me

more or yall fagots happy

Yeah. Here is the pastebin of the story if you want to read more. Its pretty crazy but all true. I have had a few guys tell me they would kill to have experienced it, I am just like, no dude, no you really don't want to have experienced it.

Even though like I said, I would do it again. I feel like somehow deep inside me I still feel like I deserved the treatment somehow. I pretty much hate myself.
/zSMNuBhA

actually, a bunkbed might work too..

>males of Cred Forums, have you ever sucked dick?

not since i was a little kid

moar!!

I've sucked a lot of dick. The first few times were a bit awkward but I was hooked after I swallowed my first load

yeah. my own. once the excitement of achievement wore off i realized it was too gay for words and haven't since.

>takes me a couple minutes to actually take him all the way in
>place my hands around the back of his neck and on his shoulders
>his hands are on my waist right above my ass
>slowly start bobbing up and down
>it feels fucking enormous
>I feel like a complete bitch in the best kind of way possible
>start picking up the pace
>my breathing is in short gasps mixed with little moans
> he starts choking me
>at first light, his grip gets exponentially firmer
>I'm going up and down at about as fast a pace as i can manage at this point
>my breathing is at like 20% lol
> lack of oxygen to brain and the 'danger' of the situation and just the fact that I was finally being owned gets to me
> cum as hard as I ever have while being choked, my eyes literally roll back in my head
> the gay sounds I admitted from my mouth were not voluntary, but very high pitched
> as I started cumming my friend looked at my eyes rolling back on my blueish face and I guess that was enough to make him shoot too
> literally pumps a load inside of me about two seconds after I cum
> little bit awkward afterwords, but not too bad
> get cleaned up, go home, sleep very well.

I would like to, but I'm never going to. Such doth life.

Holy fuck I'm leaking precum

Poppers are hot, I'd let anyone fuck me if im sniffing them

Yes and I don't reccomend it, swallowing cum and sucking dicks is so addictive, it makes you really horny but for me its more addictive than sex with women.

then my mission is accomplished.

Are you imagining yourself as me or as my friend?

sounds great to me

>tfw there's a dick in your mouth and you realize you're not into it after all

That's how I know I'm straight.

my neighbor had me come over to try to play with his dick over his shorts. i am gullible and i touched it with my toe.

I honestly love sucking cock but now that I have a girlfriend I cant do that shit anymore. I wish she had a dick instead of a clit

forgot to mention "the intro by xx" was playing on the radio while all this was happening haha. Do to the weed I felt like I was in the jungle or some shit. Hard to explain, but it definitely added to the primal lust that was going on.

literally not fair to your gf. Break up with here. You'll both be happier.

>Is a Fag
>Sucks Cock Regularly
>Is on Cred Forums
Somethings not adding up

Where are you located?

Suck a dick with her. That's what most normal couples do together.

As you. I want to be used so bad.

Lol no I love her more than anything, certainly more than I love dick or sex in general. I can live without dick, its not like no bisexual can function in any relationship cus they crave a genital that the partner doesnt have

M23/176/68 here

Occasional submissive sissyboy. I’ve sucked 54 different cocks, hundreds of blowjobs in total. Love it :)

sucking dick as a couple is by far the outlier. Normal couples are happy with just fucking each other. I know, crazy.

That would be awesome but she only wants mine

yeah was pretty cash. Though, our relationship was never completely the same. Worth it.

I have. Back in 1999. My then girlfriend's gay best friend told her he wanted to mess around with me and she knew that I was bi already and had never messed around with a guy. So one day I was taking a shower at my girlfriend and I's house, and when I got out.. her and the gay best friend were there staring at me... they both approached me and my girlfriend started to kiss me, and the gay bestfriend dropped to his knees and started sucking my dick.. I was immediately into it... that went on for several minutes, then he stood up and they both lead me into the bedroom. She got on the bed and sat up against the headboard to watch and he had me sit on the edge of the bed, he then pulled his cock out and shoved it in my mouth. I sucked on him for quite some time. I was going to let him cum in my mouth but it never happened. He ended up pushing me back on the bed and sucking me til I came. He swallowed. That was the first and only time I ever did anything gay.

dick?

I'd fuck both of you fags

I would love to be fucked by you

I would taste jizz

First 2 times they ended up being door stoppers. 3rd times a charm.

whats a door stoper

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should have done a sandwich fuck with you in the middle

You never jizzed in your own mouth? Feels great

Where you at? I'm in the southern US

You tasted it?

I'm in Colorado

/soc/

you can find an user to pound you. maybe

other than my own?

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ah shit
wrong thread

based christian

I wanna pound a fag but gracias por the advice!