/unk/ thread

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Lads...

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Lmfao

He just called us out

Fuck he's onto us. What do we do now?

We're the only ones watching his videos.

Why does it matter

Needledick btfo the entire video, the leech is done

HE CALLED OUT FANTANO LMAO

I appreciate how much it might suck to have this happen but this idiot doesn't even realize that his hate crowd is bigger than his fanbase, any half-intelligent person would try to cash in on that. It's not hard to do.

KENDRICK L'AMOUR

He has no self-awareness at all wow

>the needledick

ANTHONY "THE NEEDLEDICK" FANTANO RESIGNED

NEEDLE DICK ON SUICIDE WATCH

RIP NEEDLEDICK

This dude is in full self-destruct mode. This is unbelievable.

We did it boys.

This is ALMOST as good as when MTV pitted My Bloody Valentine against Tokio Hotel in some shitty poll thing and we came up with a macro to vote for MBV and all the Tokio Hotel fans lost their shit

If you can't handle the negatives of being famous, maybe you shouldn't ruin your life trying to be famous.

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=0J7I4BXbZLk

(Recently leaked diss track on The Needle Dick)

I don't know that I've ever seen anyone this delusional. He thinks he has fans.

the internet's busiest bully

NEEDLEDICK HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE UNK IS BACK

I haven't been on Cred Forums in months but I'm in the Unk meme group on fb. What did you guys do lmao

Enough is enough you fucking rapist trolls!

isn't the fb group the biggest unk related forum tho

why do i keep getting declined trying to join that group?

>I only spread positive vibes guys
NEEDLEDICK NEEDLEDICK

>we filed a police report
>RCMP doing anything

Laughing my ass off

DEEDLENICK ABSOLUTELY BTFO'D

Lmfao. He fucking challenged Fantano that if Unkle Adams gets 1,000,0000 monthly Spotify listeners that Fantano has to delete his channel. Except what does Fantano have to gain by signing that contract?

We didn't do shit. He made a video explaining how he quit his job and is in $200,000 in debt to pursue his shitty rap career and everyone told him to stop and get a job.

HOLY SHIT NEEDLEDICK BTFO

>He hates on Kendrick Lamar
He knows dick about TND we know that much.

Holy shit. Which one of you said they were gonna rape his girlfriend?

>"Does this guy rap, does this guy sing? He's basically a leech"

Critics on suicide hotlines as we speak

He can't even afford colour anymore

MORE EPISODES TO COME

He plays bass, which is arguably worse than doing nothing

APOLOGIZE.

needledick btfo

channel deletion when

Earth is a scary place

Lmao

lmao true

TERRORISTS WIN

wtf I LOVE unkle adams now!!!

yeah but someone said Cred Forums people were threatening him and his wife lol. I was just wondering about that

LIST OF UNK SHOUTOUTS:
HOPSIN
EMINEM
MACKLEMORE
KENDRICK LAMAR

>unkle adams is gonna release his first diss track towards Anthony "The Internet Bully" Fantano
what a worldline we live in

Leechtano getting exposed

ANTONIO FANTASTICO AN HERO WHEN
COMPLETELY BTFO

>"U SCARED NEEDLEDICK???"

NEEDLETHONY DICKTANO BTFO

lmfao, is he straight up trying to start a feud with fantano? I don't even like Fantano, but his influence could easily help ruin this dude. Unk is fucking clueless.

hey faaaaagit

Will Anthony accept the challenge?

Hi Anthony!

unkle adams vs. anthony fantano in the ring

joe rogan commentating

He will, he's got nothing to lose

imagine Unk teaming up with hopsin, xxxtentacion, that whiteboy-dude and all the other undesirables on an Unk-produced electroswing-banger

>"IF I GET 1 MILLION MONTHLY SPOTIFY LISTENERS AND EARN 1 MILLION DOLLARS, FANTANO HAS TO DELETE HIS CHANNEL"
EVERYONE GIVE UNK YOUR ENERGY
WE GOTTA DESTROY THE NEEDLE DICK

Post yfw u go go g-go beast mode
youtube.com/watch?v=AqmyHMq6BTA

His fans would probably try to get Unkle Adams to win.

This is the worst thing I've ever seen

that was unkle's plan all along

4 d c h e s s

I've waited 7 years for this moment
\( )/

>implying he even has 1,000 fans

Will egghead sign the contract?

I'm gonna leave Pulse on repeat every night. Needledick's going down.

Why would he?

There's nothing to gain from it

I wonder how many of his 10 Facebook moderators are from the troll group.

lmao

Lmao

tweet the video at fartano

Melon's probably just gonna ignore him

i can't tell if this is satire or not

There is the meme value to gain from it.

If he doesn't sign the contract with Curtis it just proves he is actually an alt-right needledick.

The only way he would if he had a stack on it too. Like if he doesnt get big within a year he has to stop trying. That would be good

LMAO NEEDLEDICK BTFO BASED UNK

didn't you hear
Unk said that if Needle Cock didn't sign the contract then he's scared that Unk will succeed

>anthony accepts the challenge
>our nigga the unkmaster pulls it off like he always believed
>shittano is forced to delete his channel
>moo is finally free of his influence, ushering a new golden age of great musical discussion

/ourguy/

That's not how contracts work.

UNK GO BEAST MODE

Fantano doesn't want to see Adams fail though.
He just rationally explained the reality here and Adams can't accept it

hush
based unk might make a vid on you

Fantano diss track when?

alpha

>be Aunt Adams
>have to see this everyday

PLACE IT IN YOUR RECTUM NEEDLEDICK

Imagine being so delusional that you think fantano is like some leafy-tier internet bully with a grudge against creative people

>"to my real fans"

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>I call him "the needle dick"
>My friend watched his video too and was like, "who's this needle dick guy?"
>Everybody apparently calls him "the needle dick"
>Plus he seems like he has a small dick because he just sits in front of a screen and disses everybody all the time
Holy fuck. Unk has the upper hand now.

HEY FAAAGGOT
YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT YOU'RE HOPELESS
WHAT KIND OF VEGAN CRITIC GETS NOTICED?

Lol, anything fantano does will only increase unks infamy
Unk is pretty smart for taking this opportunity by the balls

Fuck I'm jealous

Tony is too smart to fall for this

>Unk has the upper hand now.
>$200,000 in debt
>upper hand in anything

Nice try leech. Your days are numbered.

cease you leech

So did anyone actually threaten rape? I'm sure it happened but I think he's just taking the let me fuck your wife thing to the extreme

Unk raped my girl and said it was my fault

I think he misunderstood, I asked him to rape my wife.

GOING FOR THAT AT LEAST A MILLION IN DEBT

How much longer can he feasibly stay in debt?

until he earns his million dollars fucking obviously

HOLY FUCK NEW EPISODE OF UNK
HAPPENING

youtube.com/watch?v=2fPYBzSCn1I

By the time he earns a million dollars through youtube he will be $3 million in debt

vocaroo.com/i/s0D7hndzxDmq

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

unironically better than unkle adams' entire output

why did you post the link from the op again

There are actually some good comedy songs on there. I kind of unironically like "friend from the apple store" more than Pusha T's version.

sorry I've been out drinking.

Just got excited and wanted to share. I've been lurking these threads all week.

Deadthony Memetano damage controlling

Hey needledick nigger loving nerd. Sign the contract

...

h-he's strong

mr worldwide

>needledick desperately making up excuses to not take the contract

That would be fucking awesome tbqh.

What would be really perfect is if Anthony ignores him so he doesn’t get more traffic and further spirals out of control

yeeaaaah fantano confirmed scared of beast mode unk

Chris Raygun is streaming and reacting to it, get the fuck in here

Anthony Something is finished.

post link faggit

nice

Post a link you fucking jackoff

How can he bring a lawyer when he's 200 000 dollars in debt?

SCHOOL SHOOTER PORTRAIT RIGHT THERE WHATUP!?

youtube.com/watch?v=tkUdIRUMnHE
Chris' stream

>$200,000 in debt
no, AT LEAST $1,000,000 in debt.

Selling TVs he doesn't own

To the guy who started the first unk thread monday you can be proud

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The million, needledick. Hand it over.

It’s been less than a week? Jesus. Some decades nothing happens, some weeks decades happen I guess.

NEEDLEDICK SHOOK

>That's negativity mang, that's a this-ease
>The needledick

youtube.com/watch?v=VFEBBSKwaIQ

This is getting really mean now

This reminds me of bullies making fun of the good-spirited but socially unaware little guy at school

They keep taunting him and he keeps trying to defend himself through his words (maybe repeating some stuff his mom told him to say when bullies are mean) but it just makes the situation worse and the bullies get meaner and meaner

:(

Unk needs to go back to his roots and drop a brutal diss track on fagtano.

>unk will go so beast mode in his diss track that he swears

The difference here is that Unkle Adams is actually dilusional and will not listen to the people trying to help him fix his life. He has spent 17 years on a rap career that has gone nowhere and has ruined his life. Somehow he has still realised it is not a good idea to continue pursuing this. At this point, if he doesn't get convinced to stop, it's just going to end in failure for him, whether it be suicide or homelessness. Becuase of the inevitability of the situation, all of us are just using him to have fun since there's nothing else we can do.

>Somehow he has still *not* realised it is not a good idea

Hey Trolls,
My name is Unkle Adams, and I feel sorry for every single one of you. All of you are mean, needle-dicked, no-lifes who spend every second of their day spreading hate on other people's videos. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever created any content? I mean, I guess it’s fun getting by by criticizing other people, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than creating content based on other people's content. Think about that. Don’t be a needledick. Just sign the contract. I’m pretty much successful. I am a rapper, a singer, and a motivational speaker. What content do you create, other than “ironic trolling”? I'm also originoo, and have 13 televisions (I just sold them; Made SO much cash). You are all leaches who should just delete your channels. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my hat.

This is amazing, I didn't know 2018 would start this wild.

That last part sounds like a Lil Ugly Mane verse HAHAHA

theneedledick is in shambles

if only there was some way to spam this pasta at him

/r/ing a pasta of Beast Mode Unk messaging Needle Dick

>yfw unkle adams succeeds and becomes the kingpin of the music industry, worth more than any musician or executive

Has Unk ever talked about what he listens to publicly? If he really just listens to Hopsin, Macklemore, Eminem, and Kendrick that might explain how he thinks there's a market for his bullshit.

>implying fantano's bass playing doesnt btfo unks entire career

kek

strawpoll.me/15097218
genuinely curious about results

SIGN
THE
CONTRACT

I think he's trying to get fantano to respond to him, he needs those views.

get a trip so i can filter you

>tfw I read that to the tune of his original song

AT LEAST A MILLION LISTENUUURRRRRRRSSSS

bois.

Lmao he thinks he's so clever for coming up with "needle dick." You know what's weird about this guy? He's so adamant about making a million dollars, but a million dollars is not even that much money.

>indirectly
>not limited to
>no time frame
What hack of a lawyer actually wrote this trash?

Fuck you for making me check this shit I knew it was fake.

>fantano
>having the balls to do this

Fuck off you fat piece of shit anime loving virgin neckbeard

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

At least he has hair, Fandango.

>it's an anons fetishistically obsess over men's hairlines episode

lmao, this guy. He fucking wishes he had real fans outside of the trolls.

He saved my daughter's life.

Unk just dropped this vicious diss track towards all his haters.
youtube.com/watch?v=n-BkmHJUo_8

the virgin needle-cumdumpster vs the man from u.n.k.l.e

SHE DRANK BLEACH

hey fuck you

we brought fantano out of the ashes into stardom.

if he signs that contract, you're god damn sure we're bringing him back down.

>and will not listen to the people trying to help him fix his life
did he ever ask for people to help him fix his life? i don't think so. all this people "trying to help" are just getting off on condescension

I think you mean Anthony "The Needledick" What's his name again?

Or, there are actually people that have tried to set him up with shows and tried to help him record.

He IS delusional and he believes he can do it all on his own by pumping money into his dream. The music industry is about networking and who you know, and if you block someone who tries to help you then you're shooting yourself in the foot.

>Or, there are actually people that have tried to set him up with shows and tried to help him record.
ok sure but random anons on the internet aren't actually doing any of that.
>The music industry is about networking and who you know, and if you block someone who tries to help you then you're shooting yourself in the foot.
don't underestimate the power of meme culture. a "reality tv" series documenting his extremely volatile and high-risk life is a great idea and you shouldn't rule out the possibility of that going viral. especially if more crazy shit starts happening to him

Hehe

I'd watch the PPV

Beast-mode*

this video is barely coherent. he's not doing good.

...

Fantano /suicidewatch/ now

>they like being ironic
>they comment on my hoodie: "oh this is so hot this keeps me cold"

sounds fucking horrible m8

Wasn't there a site that used to do that? Where it would just continuously play enough of a song to get it counted as plays?

>LALALALALA LETS PLACE IT IN YOUR RECTUM

wait what actually is this?

young Unk

this reads like chris-chan hired an equally as incompetent public speaker

shit this looks so deppressing.

where do people dig this stuff up?

Back when he was successful.

KEK

>BALL'S IN YOUR COURT NOW, NEEDLEDICK!!!!
that's what I call melting hard

>needledick

soundcloud.com/cimon-hovzlozki/sets/drk-unk
soundcloud.com/cimon-hovzlozki/sets/drk-unk
LEAKED EARLY UNKLE ADAMS

>get your popcorn guys
>cause im going to the top
holy shit

youtube.com/watch?v=uhKdZOlFXes

Damn, Unkle Adams using those elementary school persuasion tactics.

I bet he's a recovering alcoholic

oh of course this moron used to be fat. possibly the least surprising news about him.

So he's the new Tom Green

legit. Ill just leave his tunes on repeat for 30 days straight. 1 MIL monthly streams is easy.

How do we get him one million DAAAWWLLEERRZZZ???

he's skinny now because he cant afford food

>thinking needledick will actually delete his channel

Me: perfect hooks dont exist

Unk: youtu.be/ANx65xlm5AE?t=36s

why does he look so familiar.... as soon as i saw his old fat face here i'm like yeah i've seen this dude before, before this week when i foudn out about Unk. Is there some other meme kid that looks like this?

>my god your rectum needs an intervention

it is pretty fucked for anthony to act like he's such an empathetic human being but then sicking his dumbass comment section on this dude

he just has a generic face on that photo. Remind me of Ken-sama a bit (RIP in peace).

you might as well say jap-moot sicked Cred Forums on unk

what a waste of trips kys

Cleetus full length when?

youtu.be/7Sl3c_OovfE

He signed the fucking contract

Hearing Daddy Unk cursing turns me the fuck on

...

obviously fake moron

you're a fake moron

Why do you think it is fake?

Holy fuck.
Hes actually fun, this is an insane change in direction.

really, you think a Canadian got Fantano from Connecticut to sign a contract agreeing to delete his channel in the past 12 hours? kys

on top of that, unk hasnt even bought + sold 10 TVs to pay for the lawyer fees

Unk lives in LA and he used DocuSign for this contract, so it's was actually very easy to do. You don't need courts or lawyers to make a contract.

lol no he doesnt u moron

you make unk sound smarter than he is.

Yes he does? That's why in the Fantano attack video he says the contract will be legal in California.

You're more retarded than Unk.

give up

youre not going to make anyone believe the contract is real, its not even revealed how you managed to get your hands on the contract

you spent time falsifying a contract for nothing

Like I fucking made it. It's posted in one of the other Unk threads

even worse, you were dumb enough to fall for it

first time on Cred Forums?

Ill believe it until proven otherwise.

Ladies and Gentlemen
*holds up spork*
Christians!

looks real to everyone apart from you asshat

For one the signatures are obviously digital fonts.

*farts in your face*

you mean just you

unk would be proud of the way you think

Well, duh. That's how DocuSign works.

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fuck off troll

How can you fuckheads not realize he's a skillful "troll" who's at least somewhat self-aware and is trying to live off of ridicule? Nobody can be as retarded as him.

viralling the fake contract was good and all but its time to pack it up bud

why don't you make a better one then? typical critic

Looks like a shitty tourist bungalow in the Masurian Lake District.

If he is a troll, he's the best I've ever seen. He's a drowning man and is getting increasingly more erratic and scared.

>220k $ in debt
>troll
i guess the end game of his epic trolling will be him commiting suicide

>He's a drowning man
You don't know that.
k $ in debt
You don't know that.

Quit disagreeing with everyone, faggot.

Has nothing to do, retard. How do you know with any certainty any of that? You don't.

>for over a year there have been a group of trolls commenting on all of my videos

why do you think that is you chester bennington looking type fucking retard
you can't just dismiss all criticism as a "group of negative trolls"

Wait a sec, full disclosure: did you guys on here, or on Cred Forums in general organize a troll on this dude?

So you think he's faking?

He looks like a non-autistic Chris-chan.

No. The Facebook group has been fucking with him for a year. Like we could ever organize anything here.

Absolutely. He saw the "popularity" he gained after being exposed to the "masses" on the melon's channel and he made sure to profit off of it by starting a fucking web-series on the premise of him supposedly being in debt and reaching a certain goal in the form of a million monthly Spotify listener and a $1.000.000. He's using the most obvious tactics to attract pity and attention I've ever seen any "artist" use, ever. It's both pathetic and disgusting to watch.

Looks like Chris Chan.

Tell me Cred Forums
is Fantano a critic, or a bully?

Who?

t. Unkle Adams

I don't think so, because it's not working. Everyone thinks he's fucking shit. He's been making this shitty music for a long time and, if it was listenable, he'd have already had fans. I honestly think he just realized that he's over 30 and always thought he'd make it and is now panicking. He will likely kill himself within the next year.

I fucking wish.

prolly someone you know irl

If that contract is real, what’s stopping needledick from using his other channel or making a new one?

unk is a retard.

>dated 2/18/18
>fantano and unk would have had to have been up at 1 in the fucking morning, acquired a contract that Unk said he was *looking into getting a lawyer for* in his video earlier, and actually signed it
>underages think it's real

is u fo real.

Should be flipping burgers. This is whats wrong with America. How some deluded asshole can go this far into debt and yet be so convinced he's on the brink of success

I agree with this, and I think that 30 factor will hit him a bit slower, because I'll be honest, he looks so dorky I could see him still considered in his 20s, but just in terms of music business, it's a 360 degrees no. Because he now has to deal with 3 things

1. His music style was old while he was young, which he could have changed with appeal and marketing. Now his music style is old while he is old. You can market a young person much easier than you can a 31 year old, if an A&R uncovers his age on top of his music, they will walk away. This also has to do with just realizing his aging will wear off and he will one day look 31, he had an unstable career for his entire time, and it was pathetically memed.

2. He's got absolutely no amount of rationality other than now resorting to pity. Unfortunately for him, he's completely placed himself in the hands of booking agencies, recording companies, etc. because of his massive debt and his inability to shut the fuck up about it. Now companies can see this information and absolutely fuck him over, and they will because these companies do not like him. He doesn't like the deal he'll get of $5,000 for 2 albums? Well too fucking bad man, that $160,000 in debt doesn't go lower. Already struggling with having fans and accomplishing a tour that you're gonna get paid only $10,000 for? Too bad man.

3. He's just clueless. I mean really, 17 years and still hasn't figured it out. 17 fucking years. That's also starting from age 14. A quote, "A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life". And unfortunately for him, this is exactly what has happened. He could have spent that time doing so many different things with music. He could have became an engineer, made a studio, learned to produce. Instead though, he decided to make a long haul decision, to continually pursue something completely out of his reach for his whole career.

Is it hard to get into the fb group?
I answered: yes, beast mode, yes

>believes people make videos the same day they upload them
Truly retarded

He's canadian, dipshit.

wasn’t the fantano vid on unk realsed like… several months ago? why did it take him so long to respond?

>believes it takes more than an hour to record and edit a literal rant towards bullies on a webcam
intriguing....

i think it's because he's gotten a lot more attention since telling everyone he was $200,000 in debt

It’s the fact that he’s so full of himself and thinks he’s hot shit and doing something interesting that makes me hate him

nevermind, it's easy

Well, no, but we don't know when he made the video. I mean, those ALAM videos were recorded last year and he only released them last week.

It would have had to have be recently because he disabled his comments and shit recently

Bon pointe

MAKE EM RIGHT
MAKE EM WHITE

Wasn't Fantano's video of him a year ago?

he did another video recently and indurectly mentioned unk
youtube.com/watch?v=Un1IJIYUrys

someone reuploaud his videos so we dont give him views

Why do people who make themselves public and want attention more than anything get mad when they get attention?

youtube.com/watch?v=HTS7ev6IeZ4
>200k in debt
>lmao fuck that, blow just as much in this music video and distribute my music in Sony bluetooth speakers
this guy is a genius

he literally does wish that

I'D MUCH RATHER BE ORIGINEW

OH GAWD HE KNOWS
SHUT IT DOWN!

This guy is so fucking stupid. The moment he started getting some attention he shuts everything down because of "trolling"?. Hasn't he ever learned that there is no such thing as bad advertising? Shit, man.

If he'd stuck to this, maybe he wouldn't be 220000$ in debt

>when people don't listen to bands with good bass

>falling for this viral marketing meme bullshit

wew lads

same difference

Canadians flip pancakes not burgers.

Agree. He should've seen his window and gone full time troll. He'll never get attention like this again.

this so much. he could've had something if he embraced the bullied white rapper with a heart of gold bullshit but no one's gonna give a shit about a guy with removed like/dislikes and comments.

i swear he'll get a contract one day and completely fuck it up

>id rather be origiNU
what did HE mean by this

I hate that he actually has a nice flow and average bars, if he just had good beats he wouldn't be half as cringey as he is

>he actually has a nice flow and average bars
only plebs think this. anyone who listens to hip hop seriously doesn't believe this

it's spelled origineaux you uncultured urchin.

He's better than average

ok pleb

why is your soundcloud behind a paywall even though you have 3 followers

Ok, but you're the one that admits to listening to hip hop.

I just checked out some of his stuff for the first time and you're right, there isn't much else to say.

He could pull off a sub-average career and make a decent amount of money, he's not talentless, he's just cringy.
He also doesn't understand how to take advantage of being under the spotlight and spergs out instead.
That's about it.

Btw Cred Forums why are we making fun of this guy specifically again?
He seems like the average cringy white rapper type, seems weird you've focused on him?
Was it something he said on twitter or some shit like that?

It was the 20-minute video Fantano made on him, obviously.

because he's making a video series about how he is 200k in debt

I tought Cred Forums was above fantano now, calling him a cuck and a SJW and all that sort of shit?
Why would you guys still watch him and follow the artists he reviews/interacts with?

i listen to a lot of things

first of his music is ridiculous. second we are making fun of him because he made 9 video blogs detailing how he's sold his house and car and gotten into $200,000 in debt to try and get his music career started.

>needledick
>'has a small dick'

he could have legitimately earned a living if he embraced the persona he is actually known for but for some reason he just won't let go of this pipe dream that the world deserves a goofy eminem ripoff, despite repeated and consistent feedback that nobody likes or cares about it

He sounds like someone who spent the last 10 years in an isolation tank listening to only Eminem and Hopsin.

we need a new Unk thread

youtube.com/watch?v=ms_eEV3w-TU

ORIGINEWWWWWWWWWW

redpill me on unk

he's the next big name in rap

anyone with twitter here? did you send fantano this vid?

This gets hilarious towards the end.

The flows are repetitive but it's on beat and some stuff is literally the same shit that people love

Unk:
youtu.be/HTS7ev6IeZ4?t=39

Dom from Brockhampton:
youtu.be/vWhPimx07H0?t=156

Now I'm not trying to say it's amazing but it's not bad by any means.
His wordplay is there it's just incredibly corny and delivered in a really stupid way.
It's not amazing but people are acting like he doesn't have a single redeeming quality. Tell me that you don't know at least some of the words to original.

I study rap as a hobby. Disprove me. I dare you pleb

No but seriously he's not the worst, without the cringe he could be mediocre, maybe.

kek 1:19 onward sounds like an eminem verse
if unk starts rapping faster he might have a chance

surprise surprise, I load up this playlist and there is no unkle adams to be found

It's mainly the debt thing that's keeping this meme alive for me

even if you wanna argue he has flow because he stays on beat (literally the bare minimum of good flow) his words are terrible and it's filled with awkward and stupid lines.

I like that it sounds like dramatic key changes every time

That guy just schooled you and your comeback is:

>his words are terrible

What are you, 2 years old?
That's the best you can articulate as a response?
Cred Forums this is the kind of fucking idiots you argue with every day.
And they pretend they know what the fuck they're talking about, too.
Shameless.

lol that guy didnt school dick. he gave one example of some other shit rapper that I didn't listen to cause im listening to can. my response was brief because im not gonna bend over backwards arguing about Unk when he's clearly shit. If anything 'that guy' is embarrassing himself.

That's fair enough I don't doubt that. I said his bars (more specifically the punchlines) aren't nothing, they're kind of funny in the releasing a little air from your mouth kind of way. I'm just saying that it mostly elicits positive reactions from me. They are usually cringey but in a funny way. I'm not sure why I'm even defending him but stay away OK he's my favourite rapper and no one can take that away from me!!!!!

>im listening to can

Get fucking blasted son, this man has superior taste and he just PROVED IT! Oh man I can't wait to show this one to my friends

>im listening to can
I'm so impressed user.
Everyone at school truly respects you, it's not your fault they laugh at you and call you names behind your back after all.

>listening to can

The Faceberg group has all this

i think his attitude is admirable, regardless of how unfounded it may be. maybe you're just a bitter and hateful person like he suggested

he RIPS the mic without talking about guns hos or jewellery

>mu is at the state where it acts like listening to can is bad
no wonder unk is the only good threads left