Hello, fellow Cred Forumstants

Hello, fellow Cred Forumstants.
I have an album for you all to try out

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscorpion
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

is it Lovedrive?

no

It's not a meme. It's real. I went down that rabbit hole.

NO
STOP
THIS THREAD WILL BE DELETED IF ANYONE SAYS THE NAME

Oh, you mean ******scorpion??

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Hey guys I was wondering what you would call a bug that's like sort of a scorpion but not quite? Like still an arachnid but not quite a scorpion or a spider I'm not exactly sure what that would be called.

This is the name of a bug. That is all. A bug name.

Oh FUCK NOW I REMEMBER
WHY

This article may be able to help you user.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoscorpion

Fake and gay

Wait you literally just said the name in text in the URL we were being subtle here

I HEARD things I can NEVER unhear. Oh god why did I listen to it. I thought they were JOKING

I never had the balls to download it

is it massive attack - mezzanine?

well, it's pretty much illegal to own so that's probably a good thing. not sure why anyone would want to hear it desu. all reports are it's not very interesting even for a noise album.

If it's illegal how the hell did you download it without going to jail?

Just the unobtainability makes it an object of desire

Is it Venetian Snares - Find Candace?

What are you talking about? it's retardedly easy to get.

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G-guys... what's up with the last track of the album? The baby screaming and crying in agony is way to much for me. I'm shaking, help me Cred Forums.

whoops wrong one

It's the audio from a snuff video of some guys torturing a baby. Thankfuly they got arrested.

It's really annoying to hear.

>posting this
user, don't be so retarded.
I best you're even going to scrobble it by mistake.

haven't used last.fm in years

no that was right

Nice quads.

(I was just projecting my stupid mistake)

Excellent taste, sir.

i didn't download it, i have no desire to hear it. I wouldn't reccommend seeking it out

Reminder

I'm not going to.

Is this album real? I'm curious but don't wanna seek it out and get v&. I don't understand why audio would be illegal, but I'm pretty sure it is if it really exists.

it's real, it's not interesting to hear

it's a dangerous waste of time

is this an advanced meme or something? it can't possibly be that bad.

Take our word for it, user

It isn't that bad.
It's audio from cp videos, most of them sound consensual and it's genuinely creepy.
The last track is audio from Daisy's Destruction, remember that one?

You don't want to listen to it, man. For real, this shit makes Buyers Market to look like a Disney movie.

MOOOOOOOODS

got the first track downloaded, gave it a listen. pic related.

Yeah.

But for real, what do you think about it?

>inb4 get out, zenjin

Ah yes, Love at First Sting by Scorpions! Great album!

is there any information about the guy who made/compiled it?