broken man edition
/unk/
Dylan Lee
Parker Smith
How do we save him, bros?
Cameron Perry
i promise he will not have success until he gets a face tattoo and a grill
Parker Mitchell
Has needle dick accepted The Challenge™?
Andrew Bell
what is this meme template? i've seen it everywhere but where did it originate?
Jack Myers
Originates from a bootleg chinese t-shirt that says "BORN TO DIE, WORLD IS A FUCK, KILL'EM ALL, I AM TRASH MAN" or something like that
Jonathan Robinson
reminder: while $164,000 in debt, unk used his tv flipping money to buy shoes and clothes for the ALAM music video
m.youtube.com
Gabriel Perez
B P M S T U F F
William Collins
>"Are they... are they ducks?"
Thomas Phillips
But also like boxes of merch visors even though when he asked the merch company if they did visors the girl didn't know what a visor was, giving a pretty strong hint to a normal person that visors aren't the in-demand item to use as merch. When he talked about it I became sure for a while that he is a comedian. Recounting that the girl didn't know what a visor is, is too perfect of a comedy beat for a michael scott type character but no hes serious
Samuel Harris
David Gonzalez
wait a minute gooby
>You can feel like a million dollars
> Even with a couple bucks in the bank man
>Take a good look in my wallet
>There might be a bit of dust and a post stamp
>I'm gonna pop some tags
>Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
>I, I, I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
>This is fucking awesome.
there is at least some thematic convergent evolution here. also stamp doesnt rhyme with bank or man, like how original doesn't rhyme with show. why when everything else ryhmes too much make choruses that don't quite and are distracting
Luke Ward
thank u. wondered what this was for a long time
Jason Nelson
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William Scott
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Camden Stewart
>my mfw I log into my Cred Forums Cred Forums account and see a new unk thread and get excited
>it's not about my favorite crunk rapper from 2006 dj unk it's about the sad canadian man again
Now w-w-walk it out
Christian Nguyen
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Liam Mitchell
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Easton Cooper
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Mason Carter
my fav
Nathan Thomas
here's some UNK lore
Evan Stewart
>Nephew is older than him
so that means his parents are way older than him. Sometimes you meet people with really old parents and they can be a bit different. Not necessarily better or worse but sometimes they have a different idea of things
Nathan Flores
>displaying a work ethic that has become central to his identity
>a work ethic
pretty much selling his house to buy lottery tickets
Leo White
why his clothes are wet
Angel Hall
he could easily make it as an actor typecasted as a psycho. Just look at his eyes.
William Richardson
increased risk of chromosomal abnormality
Daniel James
spacex needs to get on putting unkle adams logo on the moon like a mt rushmore in space. fuck mars.
Levi Flores
I mean more like being raised by people who are retired and don't follow contemporary culture, don't really remember what it's like to be a kid etc.
Elijah Williams
he hasn't even acknowledged it
Nathan Gray
sure but also
>increased risk of chromosomal abnormality
Connor Sanders
slight correction - this is the most he's said
Chase Sullivan
yeah, psycho leprechaun.
Jaxon Jackson
Yeah, he mentions in one of his videos that his dad was born during WW2
Adrian Wood
I honestly believe that he'd be making more money with lottery tickets at this point
Alexander Perry
>It's the "nice guys" who are eager to please that ya gotta watch out for. They always got an ulterior motive, lol. They'll say anything and crush anyone to make themselves look good.
Goddammit he’s right, fuck I’m a hopeless asshole
Blake Howard
Yeah like actually, for example older men are more likely to birth children with autism, and narcissism basically is another kind of autism
Jonathan Reyes
hey faggiiittt
Eli White
Brayden Lee
I want that full song released now, dammit
Jace Anderson
babby's first remix
Colton Foster
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Christopher Perez
MAKE EM RIGHT
MAKE EM WHITE
Easton Jenkins
>Curtis Adams (Signature)
>UNKLE
Chase Powell
>chiller font
cleetus confirmed /ourguy/
Adam Robinson
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Oliver Campbell
It makes complete sense that his parents are way old