/oqt/ Olympics QTs thread VIII

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This deutchbro

two more years!

she looks like a qt anime girl in power armor

Can you imagine being a cameraman and just zooming on all the butts all day and getting paid for it?

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Not only was Rio beach volleyball a visual feast but the shitposting on here was amazing

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Guys are there anything on right now? I'm watching a CBC stream and it is showing men's figure skating. I'm wondering if it is live or tape delay.

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learn timezones

It's literally 6 in the morning there right now...

>LEAF'd

OH NO NO NO

sasuga american

bumpy

that is how I found out about Liliana

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you just know she knows

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10/10 would let her stick a ski pole up my ass

This might be the most perverted sport... how have I not picked up on this yet?

Based

el abominacion
It's obviously a replay user.

>ynr the corrupt Russian officiating

literally looks like a sea lion flopping around

Mathilde!

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Anons I'm going to have to ask you to stop objectifying female athletes. It's really sexist and degrading, you don't see anything treating male athletes like that do you?

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>JUSTine

>If you got any tips for an event and country with qt in it please share them. Thanks

curling

kek, feminists trying to desexualise people when we're all descended from people that were horny

short track speedskating
500m Feb. 10
1500m Feb. 17

Suzanne Schulting

Post Lee Sang Hwa

she's a 10/10 even if she's canadian

Would you fuck a Canadian tranny?

>that moonface on the left
La luna...

that is shopped

No it's not. The luge bulge article is real. Not only that, but BuzzFeed has a lot of other articles objectifying men while also saying it's sexist to objectify women.

It's not just BuzzFeed either, pic-related is standard double-think for modern feminism

That doesn't seem right. I thought they wanted equality?

You thought wrong, feminists hate equality. That's why they don't get along with MRAs or egalitarians

>I thought they wanted equality?
Ha ha ha!!! *facepalm*

Some might, but the vocal feminists in power are all anti-men rather than equality. They want a society where the Y chromosome is forbidden

Great hips.Wouldn't mind Diggin(s) in, so to speak

Okay. next edition will be about men figure skaters asses.

>you will never share a laugh with the Japanese curling team

Go on.

Wait. No. I was just shit posting user. No need to post a bunch of gay dudes asses

>you will never coach them to victory

They wont win

but they seriously look just as good as the womens.

brap

10/10

>you will never spot them during workouts

Nice roidgut on the left

Is there a biological reason for me to find peach fuzz this hot?

Literally 10/10 fuuucking hell

SHOO SHUSTER!

this desu

There's something about her that reminds me of a model from a 1980's fitness video or something

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Little sluts and their mistress

oh so the blogger guy is coach for female skeleton...

Post some OAR curling cuties

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>You found the chink in my armor!

Sleep tight /oqt/

I will suck the poo from her anus

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Love her but ones from the team. The one with the glasses is fine as hell

sorry only have pics of her. I will inhale her anal juice

Her hair style

Coach or boyfriend?

[spoiler]Or both[/spoiler]

clearly, he meant the ariana grande article

thats a woman.

see ya tomorrow

Does she have twitter?

They're both equally cute

post the two russian figure skaters evgenia nad alina, are you fags gay or something?

>death by snu-snu

whom'st ass is this?

she's midwestern. definitely has a dorothy stratten/shauna grant vibe. shauna is from minnesota.

they look so fucking dutch they could literally be my neighbour

goddamnit america

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Post the other blonde one, the one with the thin eyebrows

No one was screenshotting or making webms last night so that's all I got.

fugggg I was just watching it too

Stop detailing the qts thread with r9k shit and post qts instead

Where is this from and where can I see it?

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Americlaps are asleep post Lindsey Vonn pics

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It's kind of pointless to post her when you can just google her naked pictures.

>Winnipeg Jets

>tfw no Justine Dufour-Lapointe gf to whisper you stories about Nouvelle France in a cabin deep in the woods

Just die in my sleep already

this, no alina? whats this shit

moar of that russian glasses-cutie plos

i said moar

Also who has pictures of these Austrian and Liechtenstein Super-G cuties?

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Not going to lie boys, I still think Esmee Visser is a cutie and her sister is even more cute. Where do I find a qt like that?

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bump

plsss

She really has something

ANNA
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Gib snowbunny gf, am willing to go to a mountain

go find many at mount killamanjaro

Thanks for reminding us every thread user

great OP, you're doing god's work

also thanks to everyone contributing

I enjoy butts but its enjoyable to watch too. Especially those whooosh sounds

lads any Stina Nilsson webms? im doing research

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thanks norbro, hits me right in the feels. please continue

shes crying because the south koreans are a dirty people who dont appreciate the olympics

I wish I could get higher quality of stream.

I hope she will get gold :3

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Not enough Evgenia

>implying it wouldn't already be barren from my sucking

BRAP on Ice

Russia always delivers the cute

>Schulting fucked up all her event
Neat

I'd like to get it in between her legs

CHECKED

>current year
>still objectifying women
And I thought Europe was supposed to be more progressive.

QT 18 yr old bum

>peachfuzz
hnnnnnnnnnnnngggg

mommy! wanna booty!

Her sisters are better at her in everything else than moguls desu

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is she okay?

Quebec women, man.

>ywn tell her that the word for elk in Quebec French comes from the Basque word for deer.

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>Hello user!

Thats not true, we use a native word

>motorboating a flatchested woman
What did Scott Moir mean by this?

Do girls poop?

Mikaela Shiffrin just pooped and vomited during her event the other day

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/orignal

Kino.

oh boy he nibles her. do want.

Oh you mean moose. I didn't know that

She has a fuzzy face

based cameraman was going for a zoom on ass but he was quickly cut off!

Aren't the same? There's no difference in Basque and Spanish for the Eurasian and North American species

Moose are the massive ones that are usually darker coloured. Elk are more caribou like.

Here is an elk

This are the most canadian posts ever.

king of the forest

king of the road as well

Meanwhile here these things are barely the size of a medium size dog

Yeah, Ive came across bears before but coming up close with a moose would be too scary

They look crazy, how often do you see them?

cute as fuck.

are they in the Zone?

You just KNOW Diggins is getting railed in the Olympic Village

you can come across one on the roads every once in a while (my father killed one once) a friend had one as a pet, his father rescued the pudu from a wildfire and left after he grew up

>ive come across bears before
Cool, in my area there are pumas that hunt lambs and cows, they used to pass thru the garden of my grand parents house in the farm

cute

The Dufour-Lapointe sisters are huge Tarkovsky fans so it was obviously a nod to him. They used to air his movies here a lot in the 90s-2000s

Also elk tastes way better.

wtf I love the sisters now

I was really sad to see her wipe out. She was really the best looking one in that race

cute

>Pooped
Wait seriously? I heard she vomited but didn't know she pooped too. Kek. I remember a few months ago a MMA qt pooped herself in the middle of a match, sexy af desu

for you

It must be fake news desu. I've only heard it from the shitposters here.

Please no more, its qt overload

holy shit shes perfect. the ass sealed the deal

>shitposters
heh

cute

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If it’s the qt in the middle, then yes. I-it’s not gay guys, rite?

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wanted to make better loop but I was getting errors.

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I love how they lift their butts like that when adjusting onto the board.

I could have jacked off to the women's olympic skeleton
desu the helmet just makes it hotter

Which TV station offer complete archive of Olympic events?

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severe lack of jiggleboard itt

>women are even worse than men at laying still on a board awaiting death
Is there anything they can do?

there will be some later, Im just converting them.

My face would get so lost in that ass. #nolewd

well they have boobs so it must be harder. good question still

Gabby is not a tranny

underrated post from the frog

who cares she's dead to us now

why?

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Lightest skeleton athlete.

>Brit saying "jacked off"
You're from /curl/ aren't you?

things like this make you question why you still bother consuming oxygen

Too much ass, and for that reason I'm out.

because she decked it twice in a row
also NANI!

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funny as I said, she is the smallest of all of skeleton girls.

>you will never have a sushi date with satsuki

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good
i wanted yakitori and alcohol

i think its so cute that shes the only one that keeps the scarf and coat on the whole match

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why are all the summer games birds ugly cows with a few exceptions and all the winter birds QT's with a few exceptions?

what is it about the cold that breeds qt's

more expensive sports = only wealthy people practice it = more qts.

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>I will never be a USADA official whose explicit duty it is to go to practice sessions, qualifications, and even often olympian athletes' personal homes and gyms at any time, could be the middle of the night even
>I will never ever be the official who keeps randomly getting assigned to all the female US athletes and is contractually obligated to closely observe them as they roll up their sleeves, lift up their shirts and hold them out of the way with their chins, drop their pants around their ankles and piss into a sample cup
>I will never have to check them closely if there is any suspicion any sort of inserted device may have been used to cheat the sample collection
>I will never have them ask me to look very closely while they are pissing to avoid any need for that
What's the point of even fucking existing?

summerfu > winterfu

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>rantalentis.jpg
>top kek

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It's hot and a good webm, but it's also funny how full the Swedish team of athletes who are 0.00% genetically Swedish. I hope it's just that they don't care about sports or are bad at them, but given it's winter sports I have an awful suspicion there are lots of Swedish athletes just deemed too white to compete or represent their enlightened nation.

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not even Cred Forums but there are no hot blacks

christ, she's built like an overwatch character.
sublime.

what a butterface

Pls rewind time to before you made this particular post

This.
Also stop fucking posting s*mmer shit fucking niggers.

literal perfection

i think she's cute, in a kind of exotic alien from another planet kind of way

jump into sand? winter sport?

ok gaylord

Americans are beyond retardation it always impresses me.

The post transitioned from talking about the individual webm to the Swedish team as a whole, sorry if it was confusing.
Would you say you take an...obsessive...interest?

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Was she trying to excite him?

Black "girls" have hyperandrogenism, fake hairs, bad smell and ugly, manly facial features. You might be the faggot here. Pic related the "French" ice skater.

Is it possible to not fall in love and waifu post during the Olympics?

Lara gut btw

Yes, you need to find a Cred Forums gf. It's also better to make sex and give birth to healthy children.

Yeah, I'm an internets whore so I fall in lust with every attractive woman I see on Cred Forums instead

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always makes me laugh
>assume position
>speeds up
like from some anime...

Yes, weirdly it's similar to what a cat once did to get my attention. She got up on the armrest and breathed and purred right in my ear. I've never been some stimulated by any living creature since

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Camera's clearly slowing it's pan since it's running out of track

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step aside

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those looks really pretty what are your recording with?

yeah I get it its just cant help to laugh since it reminds me stereotypical car shots from movies and show and what else

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Troll always beats valkyrie

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smell my fingers, get them smelt it's the good stuff eh

CBC has full event replays

Shadowplay set to 1080p/60fps. using 3500 bitrate in webmconverter

>you will never be stina's bf and ski daily with her
and imagine the after-ski..

Damn, Braisaz. Really compensating for sucking ass at this olympics

I've been away for a couple days, and no one seemed to pick up the alina poisting

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autism

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Either kill yourself or go back to r/t_D

lewd

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equal and opposite autism

YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE

absolutley based

Moose are called Älg/Elch/Elk in Old Sweden/German/Old-English and when immigrants came over and saw "Elk" they just referred to them as the same thing

Whereas in most European languages there is no real native distinction since no "Elk" exist in Europe

You'd call them "Wapiti", which is a Native American word

Can I choose zero instead?

right every day son

this man can tell no lie

not really. like they are 4 heats for women skeleton and they only have finale.

Easiest choice I've ever made

Someone get a shot of Rebecca Lowe on NBC RIGHT NOW!

I'm just drunk and tired desu

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>he isn’t on /nowank/
Utterly embarrassing m8, I bet you’re a paki as well

Cheating cunt.

I want to be man, I don't have the strength
And the winter olympics don't half take their toll ._.

BASED

begone thot

>why?
When she can't win she takes out the nearest competitor then falls over and cries.

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>how full the Swedish team of athletes who are 0.00% genetically Swedish

Such as? You are beyond retarded

It's pathetic how blazing mad you are.

I can usually tell because the moose have "filled out" antlers

American rangeban when? Your attempts at bait are pathetic

mommy

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youtube.com/watch?v=HXhIf1hkOYw

you might end up on a list if you watch this

oh god i'm so horny. i want to tie her to that stupid plank and pound her ass for days

Trust me, I'm already on that list

I want to fuck the Canadian curling girls so badly. I'm hoping they stay in the tournament a little way longer just for the eye candy.

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more of the russian and denmark curlers please

Glasses and blondie especially from he Russian team. Danish blondie is good too.

>tfw been missing out on hoarding more speedskating HQ pics

dat quality

Just saw this on TV. Give me the troll's ass any day

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>qt thread
>animals

>>>/zoo/

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Fuuuuuuuuuuck

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based cameraman

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is she about to cry?

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Kek. I saw him the other day too.

Good enough to get you so fuming you screech about rangebans, kek
I'd say he did pretty good
O B S E S S E D

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Alpine girls are top tier

holy shit one of these Korean curlers with the lighter brown hair looks fucking THICC

He was in Rio too.

see ya tomorrow

kappa

JE. SUS!

Blacks, arabs, indians, and wypipo smell.

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jesus, no

>Wapiti
So it is, I'd totally forgotten

>Wanted Equality

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based

Uber Alles Dere Welt

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These skeleton women have no fucking tits

She actually looks cute her. A shame she aged so fast, wasn't she 15 here?

Tits are mostly fat.

No idea...here's a recent pic.

Forgot to add the pic...

blessed to live in this age

Oh goddamit, I forgot she existed.
The new The Game.

Is she dead?

This is going to sound edgy as fuck, but I think I finally understand the male impulse to rape.

I look at these women and feel two things at once:
1. Utter disgust with their personalities and full knowledge that they're horrible people who I would gladly throw in the gutter
2. Sexual attraction

The only clear reaction to that combination of feelings is rape. It satisfies both the lust and the rejection of their humanity.

she is exhausted

seek professional help

Don’t respond to the actual woman poster

>actual woman poster
do you know where you are?

An alpha male enhancement forum

well you're not wrong

Thot kino

the gayest board of Cred Forums

dayummm thanks norbro

saw her in crosscountry and knew she had a nice ass

That would be /lit/

Would you get /fit/ with Doro?

youtube.com/watch?v=uFH1Ch9EZMA

God damn.
But I'm surprised she's only 27. She's hot as fuck, don't get me wrong, but she looks way older than 27 to me. Like mid 30s almost.

her thighs are mesmerizing

Sounds like your cat wants the D m8

>the one person wearing a thong
didn't really think that one through did you

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She looks like she'd be a surfer chick if she lived in California.

This thread is the most autistic shit I've seen on spee in a long long time.

What kind of snow is this?

jesus that pelvis
my dick

You're my best friend Hans.

post more stina nilsson

I doubt that.

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i'd let her polish my stones if you know what i mean

Name?

Schiffrin I think.

/fit/*

Fucking casual. That's Lara Cute.

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im sorry.

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are these from gettyimages? how do you get these without the watermark?

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if here ass was Hitler I'd join antifa to smash it

Who can make the farts brap? Sprinkle me with poo? Cover me with 'chocolate' and a protein fart or two? The Tandiman, the Tandiman can!

I always thought im really creepy, until I came here and read those brap and sniff posts

I'm actually a normal person IRL, i just thought Tandiman rhymed with Candyman

Back with Asian cutie

of course in IRL it would be social suicide to show the power level...

wtf i love holland now

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hm?

Damn, she got old.

Hand over the Diggins gf and no one gets hurt

Womanlets, when will they learn?

she's never looked cuter

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im expecting anime drawings of this any minute

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these cross country cunts all end up with the body of Conan O'Brien

ooh baby

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>Japanese cutie Kodaira followed by thiccass Korean Lee in speedskating
blessed

>COMFORTED

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If her ass was Hitler I'd convert to Judaism so it would gas me

BREHS

Russian bronze medal winning curler Alexander Krushelnitsky is suspected of doping, Russian publication Sport Express reports. Gabrielle Tetrault-Farber of Reuters confirmed the report with a source.

oh oh...

H-how can you dope in curling?

They probably drank some Red Bull before the event

exercise booster

>Ywn suck a cutie Russian curlers' roid clit

I think It was more of attention/focus enhancer like Adderall. You dont need to be fit for curling.

its meldonium
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meldonium

Isn't that the same drug Pavel Kulizhnikov used before he got banned in 2016?

yeah, he is in article.

Not enough skintight clad butts in this thread, where are the alpine skiers?

damn webms I made got reposted throughout reddit and tumblr, hope i wont get into trouble for that.

nice knowing you slovakia

has she won anything so far these olympics aside from Cred Forums's heart?

I just can't wank yanks

Three 5th places and one 6th place, so a lot of almost races. Still sad about the 10km when she was only 3,3 seconds behind bronze

Team sprint is coming up this wednesday and it's probably her last shot at a medal. Hopefully Bjornsen/Caldwell/Randall is in great shape, because she will need it against OAR and Finland. Norway and Sweden is basically guaranteed 1st and 2nd

>whenever they bend the camera zooms out

damn.

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camera kept zooming on ground...

That magical hair

She's very lovely. I would ask her out on a coffee date.

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cheaters can't be qt's

well its her husband not her.

this

>doping in curling

What??? Like Ritalin for focus or? Lmao. You stand still and talk, and once in a while u scoot over the ice for some brushy-brushy

>implying she didn't know
one's guilty they're all guilty

Didn't she kill her self after the way she choked in Olympics?

The article on right was written by a gay guy.

I forgot this players name, but she seems to hang out the most with the coach JD Lind. Do you think they have fucked yet?

W-why....

Everytime there is team meeting and he is present they all avoid him and avoid eye contact. It looks like there is serious sexual tension.

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what a qt

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Her face looks like it was painted on. It is 1 solid shade over the entire thing. She could be made of Silly Putty and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Makeup was a mistake.

Google removes ‘View Image’ button from image search
It’s part of its settlement with Getty Images.
The Search by Image button is also being removed. Reverse image search *still works* through the way most people use it, from the search bar of Google Images.

What a timing...

Well she is the Thot Queen of Biathlon after all, what would you expect

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Sort your life out.

She's got Dupont fever tho

she aborts mission to kiss her right at the end

>when the Japan was full on creepmode

Thanks, trying to build up a decent Antoinette folder

She's training for the summer Olympics too. In some equestrian event

I don't think that's true? She just happens to be a horsegirl.

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Randall were 3rd fastest on the 3rd leg of the relay - just 1 sec slower than Ebba Andersson- , so it should be her imo. Faster than parmakoski too

think your expectations are bit low desu. Gold is not unlikely

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She has pretty skinny legs for a biathlete

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She expressed desire to but it might not happen

skiing/biathlon doesn't seem to favor one body type over another to me. plenty of skinny lanklets as well as womanlets with bunda

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I just know I'm not that envious of her boyfriend. She's busy with school, speed skating and her horse. He's probably her fourth priority.

Interesting, guess I'm just used to all the thunderous thighs in speedskating or something

new thread when

Have any of the female athletes wet themselves on camera yet this year? Or in any past years that I've missed somehow?
I watch all of the Olympics female events I can for this, but I'm starting to think I'll die without seeing it...

Also don't bully me for this please

New thread

i was wondering where that fucking button went.
bing or yander are much better for images anyway

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>I just know I'm not that envious of her boyfriend. She's busy with school, speed skating and her horse. He's probably her fourth priority.
But she is the horse