Also: Bernardeschi is such a brainlet in that, holy shit he's thick
Jack Adams
No cake for you hater
James Wood
>I rate Khedira
Kevin Gray
I don't really like sad stories.
Caleb Edwards
*scores a brace/hat-trick to to secure his place in the starting XI*
Luis Cox
...
Levi Williams
Milan rang their bells
Landon Cox
>undlel
Daniel Brown
>jesus christ
Benjamin Foster
dzeKO
Landon King
>VAR what a joke what a fucking joke
Jace Phillips
RIGORE PAAA RIOMM- oh wait
Cooper Miller
>that's a benuldy in giallozozzi's opinion
Isaiah Brooks
it was a handball you dip
Ian Cruz
doesnt mean it was a penalty
Christian Davis
Rhino told Pippo to play in Simone's mind before the Lazio game.
Been down hill from there.
Cooper Wood
well its not like his arm was close to his body, it was up high and blocked the ball
Nicholas Flores
nice game desu
Brody Sanchez
really glad >we spend money on players like jesus and then send ones like emerson away
Gabriel Wood
This match is pretty fun desu
Jaxson Anderson
He was protecting his face
Mason Wright
Wow Manolas. Low quality dive can't believe the ref took the b8.
Gabriel James
Ünder romas best player?
Josiah Parker
>samir in charge of defending against kebabs
Liam Hill
damn under is lit recently
Nolan Brown
unfortunately yes
Angel Cox
>ball hits dzeko on the shoulder >freekick >ball hits the arm on the defender >no pen he was protecting his face lmao
Liam Cooper
who has the bigger brain out of manolas and jesus?
Ayden Sullivan
...
Evan Cook
Definitely Manolas
Benjamin Jackson
don't think we have the tools to measure stuff that small
Ethan Brown
Jesus is, unironically, a better centre back than Manolas. At least he can pass the fucking ball
James Flores
This semen slurping sport isn't for me lads
Eli Bailey
manolas has the advantage of not being black
Julian Smith
kolarocket injured?
Jace Barnes
>samir wew
Adrian Brown
which PL team will buy le big black strong pacy midfielder from udinese?
Hunter Nelson
watford
Adam Reyes
#Gattuso: "We are taking it easy on #Cutrone. He must not get distracted by the fact that he is the youngest player in #ACMilan's history to score that many goals. He has to work and to rest. I hope he finds a beautiful girlfriend so he can rest and make love" #MilanSampdoria
Isaiah Myers
Gattuso is reddit bait at this point
Mason Moore
>It's another no goals (for) episode
Sebastian Martinez
>Last 5 matches between Allegri and Mazzarri >2 Mazzarri victories >3 draws
Julian Carter
Christ, I fucking hate these faggots. As I tuned it, my first thought was "they have to sell half of these players to fucking China", and that was me being generous
Robert Allen
napoli is the only one going out
Luke Price
The 2mb limit butchers the quality, but it was a benulty
Lucas Jenkins
Who would you keep?
Luis Scott
Ball would've hit his face anyway
Cooper Gutierrez
not enough distance, no era
Samuel Hernandez
I looks like it's going past his face.
David Lopez
Allisson is literally God
Hudson Ross
>Who would you keep? Basically, the keepers, everyone young, Kolarov and Florenzi
Becker, Skorupski, Lobont Kolarov + Karsdorp and Silva should be given a chance + Nura (fancied him in Youth CL) Florenzi, Pellegrini, Gerson El Shaarawy, Under, Schick, and I'd give Defrel a chance (think he's useful, just not as a fucking right winger)
Everyone else is either too old, will lose value, or is shit (some are a combination of all 3)
Gabriel Ortiz
my god this team is horrible. whether they win or not i cant remember the last time they have had a good run of play
David Fisher
This attack is literally serie D tier
fucking toothless
Julian Garcia
I can't watch the Roma game lads, are they really playing that badly?
Samuel Nguyen
STOP CROSSING THE FUCKING BALL JESUS FUCK
Yes, you're not missing anything
Dylan Reyes
el maymay out pls
Eli Morales
carbon copy of any match they have played in the last 2 months
Hunter Young
>gecko
Christopher Martinez
...
Caleb Wilson
What was Radja thinking there? Oh, wait, he doesn't think..
Aiden Nguyen
how long until di francesco plays his master ace up his sleeve of defrel somewhere around dzeko?
Austin Morales
he's another one that hasn't played a good game for 3+ months
Adrian Foster
He's one of the first 3 players I'd ship to China desu
i woulf say the other way around. poor bastard hasnt had a chance to play in position all year
Bentley Turner
he just wants Under to be well rested for the schaktar game
Brayden Edwards
...
Colton Baker
2nd goal was all Udinese desu
Connor Perry
>poor bastard hasnt had a chance to play in position all year This. People shit on Defrel, but (I hate repeating myself every time I'm in this thread) he is playing out of position the entire time. No wonder he doesn't contribute when he ends up playing as a right winger or something
Ethan Martinez
Under confirmed GOAT?
Blake Robinson
>86 minutes played >well rested
Levi Price
Based desu, not even a foul
Austin Williams
...
Justin Cox
>not even a foul
Carter Cruz
why do you have to reinfroce the american football knowledge stereotype?
Inter are lost and can't find themselves. In previous years they would have already fired the coach, but now it's like "will that even change anything?" (I think it won't, I would just go with Spaletti for next season unless they can get Conte). I don't know what's the big deal. They didn't sign a good number 10 this winter, maybe it's time to retire 4-2-3-1. Also not getting into CL hurts Milan because they gambled on it and their financial situation with the chinks is rumored to be unstable. But I think they kind of had that option in the back of their minds. But for Inter not getting into CL after all these years of dumping money would be a total failure of all hopes and dreams. But maybe nevermind that, they're still 4th atm.
I excavated from the depths of my mind a commentator saying that Ranocchia means a frog, is that right?
Sebastian Scott
exactomundo my friendo
Connor Murphy
>keeper doesn't have ball under complete control >doesn't raise leg enough for it to be dangerous play >got ball How was it illegal?
Lincoln Fisher
I guess you were one of those guys that liked to tackle the gk and get a red card in Fifa 99
Jonathan Watson
>tfw used to do this in FIFA 2002 Shit was hilarious
Jordan Jackson
Reminder that Paletta did NOT touch the ball
Connor Watson
this is what ABMs actually believe
Daniel Ward
Nighty bump
Hunter Rogers
It hurts to live lads
Ethan Brown
Yes I think retiring 4-2-3-1 would be best.
They have a lot of strength in midfield and wing so it makes sense, but I think the next thing Spaletti will try is 3 at the back because I think they're already training for that.
Torino (4-3-1-2) Sirigu; De Silvestri, Nkoulou, Burdisso, Molinaro; Obi, Rincon, Ansaldi; Iago Falque, Baselli; Belotti. All. Mazzarri. >Juventus (4-3-3) Szczesny; De Sciglio, Rugani, Chiellini, Asamoah; Khedira, Pjanic, Sturaro; Douglas Costa, Higuain, Alex Sandro. All. Allegri
Isaiah Rogers
I want her to suck on my sud-tirol if you know what i mean
Luis Gonzalez
Toro merda vi infiliamo 4 pere anche oggi
Luis Roberts
FINCHE' VIVRO' ODIERO' VIOLA E GRANATA
Adam Bell
...
Sebastian Fisher
...
Ethan Walker
chissà come si sentirà quello scarpone di Belotti dopo che il suo valore di mercato verrà dimezzato a causa della stagione imbarazzante
Liam Nelson
>torino derby with my spaghetti frens
Wyatt Flores
più che altro le bestemmie che tirerà Cairo
Cooper Thomas
...
Matthew Long
>Nkoulou
Elijah Sanders
Dubs and Torino get a cheeky 1-0 win today.
Xavier Gray
I don't think so, Torino is a meme team with a handicapped coach
David Moore
is Ünder the best player in the world right now?
Leo Hughes
Italian ""Big"" Club Power Rankings
>Milan >Juventus >Inter
>Roma >Lazio >Fiorentina
>>>>>Napoli
Elijah Jones
umm I'm sorry? Surely you mean galaxy
Connor Stewart
Excited to see Baselli play v. Juventus, hopefully he shines and Walter subs that idiot Rincon.
Kayden Lopez
rip in piss piggy
Jordan Lewis
>ded higuain
Napoli can't be this lucky
Ryder Richardson
>Belotti and Berardi are the future of our NT I miss balotelli
Parker Foster
in life you can either eat all the lasagna or survive landing on your knee and gonzalo loves lasagna
Chase Thomas
lmao Belotti is fucking garbage
Owen Ward
>€100m striker
Colton Anderson
Belotti is finished, I'm convinced.
Elijah Taylor
>il pollo belotti
Ethan Richardson
also >Rugani is the future of our NT
Robert Roberts
should have cashed in when they could
Chase Wood
Imagine if Milan bought belotto for 80.000.000 the last summer
Landon Hill
Not Torino's fault the Neymar transfer happened that late.
Andrew Martin
>Sturango mezzala a tutto campo is the only attacking weapon Juventus have right now
>its a juventus getting the goal through a questionable no foul call during the build up play
Why is this rerun every week?
Michael Bailey
Leaving someone open in front the net..
how is that the refs fault?
Sebastian Ramirez
double crust looks like the dumbest possible thing ever to be invented
Isaiah Gray
butthurt much?
Ian Rivera
it is for autistic sfinterfags
Joshua Mitchell
It the same retarded Finngolian interfag always, I'm surprised he didnt say rubentus desu
Jack Perry
Milan are going to win against Sampdoria right?
Brody Cruz
Don't worry, Tottenham is going to avenge all the teams robbed by Juventus
Hunter Fisher
yes, Sampdoria is dogshit and Milan is in a great period
Luke Perez
is there someone who likes Orsato? worst ref by mile
Christian Scott
what an awful game with all those meme players.
Blake Jones
i hate storutto so fucking much
Colton Myers
I agree, he should've given a yellow to Ansaldi for that foul
Ian Watson
I love him so much
William Cox
ttorino is fucking useless. Belotto is ssuch a disappointment
Chase Gonzalez
What an awful game, we had one shot when piguain was waddling about and since then we’ve gone into our shells. So disappointing when Europa league is on the line
Robert Johnson
t. Gaetano Valpolicella
Noah Russell
>Valpolicella best wine desu
Robert Long
for me, it's watered-down Tavernello
William Lewis
how is our guy doing today?
Noah Rodriguez
Whatever floats your boat cunt
Lincoln Anderson
He's... fighting a lot
Zachary Wood
he's dogshit as always
Lucas Morris
Why is Alec Baldwin coaching a Serie A team?
Thomas Morales
>that wasn't a foul Chiellini si such a cunt
Cooper Roberts
Is Dybala-Bentancur the ultimate south american boipucci duo?
Nolan Watson
dyboipucci!!!!!!
Nicholas Lopez
dumber than the crust where the crust is replaced by a series of hamburgers?
Oliver Clark
>dumbala
Easton Taylor
>awful hunch >ayylmao face >playing like shit >short sleeves and gloves can il pollo belotti be even more of a fraud?
Nicholas Williams
which match is the least shitty one on next? napoli-spal?
Luis Fisher
I'm going for simulcast or Benisvento-Scrotone for the memes
Henry Hill
>watching any team bending down to napoli because they deserve the scudetto
>you now remember Molinaro was one of the starting fullbacks for Juve about ten years ago
Ethan Murphy
>tfw comfy serie A weekend
Camden King
>tacco di sturaro
Sebastian Nguyen
for me it's the Benevento
Kevin Miller
Pour toi, c'est bon vent.
Ethan Perry
non toi
Justin Young
para tu es vento caca aajjajajajaj xD
Michael Bailey
Heh, nothing personal Juventi
Jackson Price
La hoja...
Jackson Gray
>forza vecchio cuore granata alè
Tyler Green
>0-1
Aaron Martin
>La cita del Torino
Parker Baker
>this kills the toro
Landon Cruz
...
James Taylor
How was de Scoglio today?
Josiah Flores
>are you going to watch my programme, user?
Charles Perez
the documentary about juve on netflix was pretty good
Matthew Nelson
Context?
Gabriel Kelly
Interviewer asked him when the last time he cried was
Daniel Torres
What an awful game for a derby thank fuck that’s over
Brody Diaz
*smothers you with her thighs*
Ryan Sanders
Yes but because he's approaching retirement or for Cardiff?
Christian Lee
a wall
Wyatt Edwards
Decent, you can question the opposition he has to play against to downplay his performance if you want but he did play well.
Defending and passing were intelligent enough but he didn't have much chance to cross given that Torino were playing 3 at the back so it wouldn't make much sense.
Jacob Phillips
just crying in general.
Jace Gomez
failed accumulators
Thomas Fisher
Indeed. But atleast there are some entertaining things out there.
Christopher Bennett
like inter losing lmoaaaa
Asher Thomas
Gonna leave the bar and go home as soon as Napoli scores
Wyatt Harris
>tfw no tifosa gf
Lincoln Bell
...
Nicholas Wood
SPALfag here just letting you all know that Napoli is about to lose 5-3
Nolan Brown
>gf
Evan Rivera
cheers
Luke Lee
SPALfag here with an update: that first Napoli goal was luck also SPAL them have it out of pity.
Dominic Stewart
>5 mins in >already over onto witchlady calcio vs mafia people fc
Liam Ramirez
let them have it*
Logan Adams
>Scansatori Polisportivi Arse et Labora
Angel Martinez
bro that's a man
Zachary Hill
bro you're a man
James Reyes
...
Hudson Barnes
...
Hudson Roberts
...
Zachary Rodriguez
...
Luke Baker
BENIS YEEEEEEES \o/
Christopher Sanders
>witches
John Peterson
...
Elijah King
...
Ryder Morales
Thanks, I'm glad he's doing well, he seems like a nice guy (jn both senses of the word)
Charles Kelly
Nobody mentioned that this was the last Derby della Mole for Gigi, and that he couldn't even play it
F
Carter Rogers
>implying he will retire
William Morris
>Napoli still 1st THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Xavier Myers
BENIIIIIIIIIIS
Brayden Bennett
UP THE FOOKIN WITCHES LA
Jack Brooks
VAR
GO SPAL IT'S YOUR CHANCE
Tyler Phillips
oh fok off, juve is the one should lay off the points
Jayden Green
goal called off for offside
Jordan Price
...
Tyler Lewis
BENIS NOOOOOOOOO ;_;
Henry Williams
Benis has been easily the better team
Jaxon Barnes
...
Connor Diaz
Voglio morire pic related
Henry Smith
How is/did the iptv venture work out for you SPAL pal?
Nathan James
BENIIIIIIIS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES :DD
Asher Green
>3-2
Samuel Jackson
BENIS E N I S
Blake Baker
now throw another smokebomb you caprese salads
Benjamin Watson
who /beniswind/ here
Matthew Fisher
...
Jayden Hernandez
BENIS YES
Noah Taylor
THE ANSWER MY FRIEND IS BENIS IN THE WIND THE ANSWER IS BENIS IN THE WIND
Angel Adams
I didn't want to celebrate prematurely but...
BENIS ;;;;_;;;;
Noah Collins
wait I didn't catch the derby, how bad was higuains injury? will he miss the tottenham match?
Joseph Howard
allllll my benis live in texas
Nicholas Stewart
On this blessed day, we all have a little benis inside us
Jace Wood
...
Cooper Morales
Nothing bad just a painful stomp and maybe a slight distortion
Juan Cooper
twisted ankle, nothing too worrying
Nolan Barnes
tbhbh I have no idea what you're talking about. I just watch the games (no buli)
Thanks again lads, see you next time and forza nabule
Henry Torres
>ywn marry her and raise a family with her Why even live?
Jacob Richardson
>shitalanta
Dylan Edwards
Almost full turnover. If this is needful to beat BvB then so be it
Eli Richardson
Fuck you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nathaniel Morales
gol webm pls
Joseph Ortiz
gosh i love white butts
Hudson Long
Gil Dias is so fucking shit whyyyyyyy
Jonathan Foster
s-soon
Luke Roberts
...
Jaxson Ross
tnks u
David Perez
APOLOGIZE
Landon Johnson
Based patenga
Levi Stewart
...
Xavier Diaz
Why dont RAI 1/2/3 or mediaset buy serie a rights and broadcast maybe just 1 game a week?
I feel sorry for italians who dont have skypremium gold edition for 34.95€ a month and can’t see their own league.
Sebastian Brooks
Because you can make more money keeping it behind a paywall
Christopher Foster
>A medical update on the Bianconeri duo after today's win at Torino
>During today's derby against Torino, Gonzalo Higuain suffered a contusion and trauma to his left ankle, while Federico Bernardeschi suffered some pain involving his left knee ligaments. For both, further tests are planned in the coming days.
Ayden Wright
RAI are broke af and Mediaset nearly too
Carter Sanchez
FORZA VIOLA
Easton Diaz
We tied to a team that just tied against the last team of English 3rd division