/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Back On Track Edition

>Snoozewheel

I like endurance races but this made me do a little laugh

An LMP1 sprint series would be worth watching desu.

Would have to be one driver per car and max 2 hour races though.

Feels good.

*ssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppppsssssssssssssssssssssssssss*

>RedBullMechanicsMonaco16.webm

>you now realise baha doesn't have a license either due to being underage

delet this.

exposed

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Out

>save it. just save it.
also get out of here, BaHOMOs, you are not an F1 country.

>Tfw every regular poster here fits to this rule except Baha

There is one other frequent poster I can think of that doesn't.

Not greece greece and the turkfag

delete

And Hungary

QT Max

i posted my car here like 2 months ago or something

a car doesn't drive on a license, so post that shit and then get out

do you even need a licence or car in the bahamas? none of the islands are really big.

That doesn't really prove anything, you live in a third world country where rules don't apply

Only posts I remember are the ones about your love of eating ass

I'm Indian, but still allowed :^)

Greece is the main problem with this new rule, he's a good lad.

Who is the most in denial?

>A) Ricky is better than Max
>B) Gimi is still good
>C)McLaren will suddenly be good with a 3rd tier power unit against a team with the same power unit that has a bigger budget and arguably the greatest active car designer designing the RB car

You'd be allowed under your own flag too, I'd think.

B for sure

>D) Someone who believes none of those things

In seriousness though, Gimi is only any good as a number two now.

Is Formula E any good this year? Haven't watched any of the new races, is it still pure BWL

That's what I meant. Based Foreskindia. Just making sure it gets mentioned

All I know is De Grassi is getting BTFO

Buemi won 1 iirc.
DiGrassi hasn't finished a race yet

M8 buemi hasn't won a race.

Renault fucked up the car as did Audi. Techeeta are the "best" team at the moment with JEV and Lotterer.
Last race was great, they nearly took each other out racing for the win because their radio was broken.

I'll do it when Simon finds out my actual address and wheels his way to my front door
>"lmao dude third world"
the only third world thing about the traffic system here is that apparently cops can fucking hit you because they cant drive for shit and get away with it
fucker wont even start

>the only third world thing about the traffic system
>left hand traffic
>import LHD cars from yankeedoodlestan
what could go wrong?

Its the other Italian thats zoning in on your location. Thanks for the invite but I'm not into getting my arse licked.

I don't think it's too hard to figure out Kimi is kept at Ferrari because he is a non-confortational persona for Vettel and because he has absurd levels of marketing capability just because he is... nonchalant. Especially in Asia, but yea its funny to always see these international reactions to Kimi being "epic" or whatever when from a Finnish perspective all his reactions read as "I don't care and I wouldn't be here if someone didn't pay me for it" and then his blunt and "fully epic" responses get memed to death.

What I think Ferrari needs to realize is that Vettel is no Schumacher and Ferrari doesn't have a Todt/Byrne/Brawn. What they do need to realize maximo pronto is that there are drivers who can and have beaten Vettel in the same car. I honestly don't doubt that Hamilton or Alonso would have gotten a title out of 2018 with that car.

>>import LHD cars
we can drive either
the force's Taurus' and my car are LHD tho
I'm still seething

I agree, they wouldn't have sperged out at Baku and would have played the longer game at Singapore.

I drove a LHD camaro here once. Nearly had a fuckin panic attack whenever I had to turn or pass on a highway and couldn't see the oncoming traffic. Not doing that again if I can help it.

I've driven LHD for 3 years in Italy, really isn't hard or even that different. Only issues are you have to back off before you over take people on single lane roads because you can't see the opposite land of traffic, and some junctions its a bit tricky to see whats on the right. Take tickets at the toll is a cunt as well.

Schumi Internet Defense Force Pajeet, is that you?

RHD obviously not L

>not learning to drive in both

Yes m8

dubs and gimi win :DDD

Dubs and Ocon wins a race after crashing out Sergio

inb4 Merc wins all but two races

grosjean will spin and crash more this year than he did last year

Nice one Simon

Keep at it

How will Liberty try to """""fix""""" qualy this year?

>half-hour sprint race starting from randomized grid positions

>Reminder Ricky is going to Ferrari to replace the retiring 2x WDC Gimi.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518281216604.webm

Why do German's always lie?

>3i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518281216604.webm

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worse than hitler desu

Reminder

>I've driven LHD for 3 years in Italy
Don't most people in Italy drive LHD?

Fucking toothpastes.

kek coach got sacked won 2/2 since then, concentrating on the league la r year la

Yea I corrected it

most people drive vespas

Baumgartner BOI drives the f1 experiences shitbox 2seater on the race weekends, so I guess we are qualified

Are tracks allowed as well?

Are you likely to play in the UK any time soon?

I'll start to work on the cheerleading costumes.

Yea not sure the date yet though sometime in June I think

how did mana die?

would the cheerleaders have to use wheelchairs too?

Really makes you think.

Qualifying is eliminated and grid order is set by driver points in reverse order as to challenge the leaders.

bukkake misunderstanding

She decided to leave Toyota so she could come public with her marriage and pregnancy to a guy working in Dubai.

She says it on her Instagram.

fake news

I'm surprised WAGlad was able to keep their marriage a secret.

I for one congratulate you with this achievement WAGlad. May you and Mana have a wonderfull future together. Also enjoy the Singapore GP.

Winter Stream: Barcelona 1998

>Mika On Pole
>Diniz Stalled On Grid
>Trulli Shown The Blue Flags In Error

go on

This is pretty much the main thing. Here is the full text:

>Hello,
>Today I want to tell you two very big announcements!!
>
>I finally got married!! Actually, I've been married since late 2017 but I couldn't inform my fans because of the contracts I had with my agency.
>Two weeks after the marriage proposal, I received an angel in my body. Yes, I am pregnant!! My boobs are getting way to big because of the pregnancy. Lol.
>My husband works in a Japanese company in Dubai but turns into a Superman for me like Clark Kent Lol. We met after I decided to retired from my RQ career.
>I’m going to stay as Mana Sugiyama and keep challenging myself to do more artistic work, maybe acting or even singing. I truly appreciate the continuous supports my fans gave me. With much love, the love for my fans never changes.
>#NicoMana #married #marriage #pregnant #pregnancy #baby #結婚 #妊娠 #赤ちゃん #ご報告

>still using the old track layout even though it had been years since it changed

You're deceptive.

they still want to people to bother tuning in

>1998

He is talking about Nissan you pillock.

They got rid of that after 94

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hes thinking about his loo.

Dubs and VER wins it all

celebrate with me

DUBS and Ver is replaced with the real VERne

oh no no no no

bad post

good post

Tres bien

bad flag

good flag

>tfw Mana will probably take a picture with WAGlad

Hope he is ready to get revealed to us all.

Pottery.

Also check'em

check'd

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/indy/

/formula digits/

If the other flip poster is Marlon
Then I'm the half-Burger flip so we're still allowed

>99

WEW lad.

What a champ

great post

>tfw everyone goes on about Claire and forgets Gemma

Apart from this blog which scares me

bicorps.canalblog.com/archives/2017/08/19/35597764.html

Fugg.

The absolute madman.

Also
>only found that pic via an instagram link on her twitter to her boyfriends sister
>tfw check and the instagram link is dead

And I can't remember the BF or sister just that they were Italian.

Obviously the blog guy killed them.

>sidenote:
>imagine how furiously he'd masturbate to that pic

wadafac

>bicorps.canalblog.com/archives/2017/08/19/35597764.html

seriously wtf.

if only we knew about this link sooner you could've gone to a conference presented by her

kaysmedical.com/news/williams-f1-study-day

I can drive LHD cars in Europe and RHD cars in Australia (obviously) and change between the two without any discomfort - apart from hitting my hand on the window every. fucking. time. I reverse for the first time each trip in Europe because I swing around to look over my shoulder and put my hand on the opposite headrest. No dramas.

But driving a LHD car in the UK a couple of trips ago did my fucking head in. Not enjoyable, lol.

breh

this was cringy as fuck

>be me
>looking up LED globes
>found Baha's business

i wish grand prix driver was about literally any other team

>about every team
ftfy. What I liked about it that it wasn't the usual F1 happy-crappy content that we got used to.
"Ha-ha, look how sad and awkward they are, what a failure of a team!" casuals say, in fact I think it's more interesting to see real stuff rather than PR BS.

personally I thought it was hilarious to watch how a bunch of retard executives in charge of a highly experienced team managed to fuck up building a car in time

#bringbackron

The thing is you wouldn't know about that had you haven't watched it.

all it did was show a new angle, everyone was aware of the shitshow before it was released

even yanks don't like it and that was who it was targeted at

>a bunch of retard executives

>McLaren doco:
>this is Zak Brown
>he is a sponsorship expert
>he's going to get the team more sponsors

Meanwhile 12 months later:
planetf1.com/news/brown-mclaren-not-seeking-title-sponsor/

>even yanks don't like it and that was who it was targeted at

>narrated by Michael Douglas

>we don't want a title sponsor
>we want a PRINCIPAL sponsor
ronspeak is gone, we now have zakspeak. sleazy car salesman-esque bullshit

can a finn redpill me on this flag?

>watching wopwheel
nascar is the objectively superior sport. f1 is just hyped up go-kart racing

If that was you posting in that thread I called you a poo eater

I saw the post
I scarcely post on Cred Forums at all but I checked back to see if /carib/ was still non-existent
you should think twice before you terrorize innocent bahamians, poor guy's probably scared shitless now

>tfw you find another Baha poo eating thread in the archive you somehow missed before

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76059247/

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/80862733/#q80868207
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/81489468/#q81489613

reminder that this is no longer banter, this is harassment

>reminder that this is no longer banter, this is harassment

Reminder that non-consensual bum licking is sexual assault.

Why doesn't NASCAR have its own general then?
Also implying a >wop has won in F1 in the last decade

The only part I thought was crazy was wheeling out your behind schedule car for a press release rather than a rolling chassis with the bodywork over it. Fucking crazy.

>links to a thread
>in that thread, gets called out for being a poo eater who posts on spee
>denies ever posting on spee

No one believes your lies.

checked
@81707832
>how dare other bahamians post in a caribbean general argh!!!!

A to be honest fucking tricky outraced himself into a wall in melbourne last year because he was under pressure from max

ricky is a cool dude but a hopelessly average driver and WDC will never happen

>a cool dude but a hopelessly average driver and WDC will never happen

Hmmm...

dont compare goddiardo to wobbler
also reminder that 2010 was supposed to webber's

Is bum licking the worst forced F1 meme since horse sex?

t. perma-triggered Finn

>reminder that none of those posts are actually mine but I don't mind poo if it's from a CUTE GIRL
>actually not minding poo
There are no ifs. You are a poo eater.

>implying horsefucking is a meme, and not a way of life for Emilia

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What are the odds for the poo eater completely fucking off like that one mexican we had a couple years ago?

might take a while, but pretty low

Bum licking saved /f1/ from superb owl death

Fuck. I was hoping he'd eventually fuck off.

ricciardo is a cunt

/vettel/

I remember people taking well-timed naps when PorscheWinsLol/AudiWinsLol was happening during Le Mans

>it was because of pressure from max who he comfortably beat last season
>totally nothing to do with wanting to do well at his home gp in front friends and family with a car he thinks is capable of winning races at that point in time
Right issue wrong reason.

Reminder that this is a feels thread

youtube.com/watch?v=s_T3wCc_P8w

youtube.com/watch?v=0yrcPhvFz4E

>being this much of a faggot

>reading YT comments to try to justify a thread bump

How about posting Fords instead?

Explain ecoboost please

It's really just a meme it's just direct injection+small turbo. It makes for a good combo depending on what you do. If you don't tow I would be an ecoboost f150 but if you do you really need a v8. It will give you fuel economy if you drive slow but it will burn gas if you put it underload.

>giving a shit about thread bumps

Cred Forums is not for posting about Fords.
If you want to talk about Fords, go to

Will Emilia give birth to centaurs?

>gt lm
Yes but they will never look like bottas

But was it ecoboost?

Romania is now nordic.

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Thanks. Now stop the spam.

Nigelposting best posting

Ford bump for autistic spergs

Reminder to report off topic spamming.

ive allegedly been doing that this whole time

you know, hypothetically

This life, well it's slipping right through my hands
These days turned out nothing like I had planned
Control, well it's slipping right through my hands
These days turned out nothing like I had planned

based powderfinger la

You now remember my merciless Noel posting last offseason

I bought F1 2017, what am I in for?

Bottas wins lol

That's not a very realistic game.

Par for the course for Codemasters, then.

lol. fordposter got most of his shit deleted

Full wet tyres seem to be a meme

when is rb launch on?

GSR did their livery reveal today.

Looks alright.

After living in both Japan and China for extended amounts of time I believe that there is a severe problem in both countries youth cultures with masculinity and I think that anime is the root cause of it. It literally encourages people not to grow up and makes it seem acceptable for young adults to act like children. In literally no other cultures does it happen to such an extent, and I'm disappointed in you WAGlad for falling for such frivolity.

>Looks alright.
nah

And in the West, outside of weebs would be cartoons like MLP or R&M.
There is a reason why any cancerous fanbase these days is called an Undertale fanbase.
Of course, this is actually about masculinity, the fact is that men are the hardest hit by changes in society all shifting to feminising everything.

But user/anons masculinity is the root of all evil and must be beaten out of males at any cost.

I know you are having fun but I'll rise to it anyway.

I have never watched any anime outside of Beyblade when I was a kid. I have wanted to watched stuff like Akira and Spirited Away though just because I hear them all the time.
GSR just have the best RQ costumes, are the best team in GT300 and are easy to follow for an English speaker.

And anyway I get to support based Katayama and his team. Who isn't a fan of Katayama? I have a model of his Venturi by my desk.

in other news, I'm late for my soy-based IV drip treatment and new nintendo gaming session.

Also based KK is driving for them in the Suzuka 10hrs.

I won't post the special one-off livery for that car though as if normal one gets you going, you'll burst a blood vessel at that one

If Red Bull copies Ferrari, will Newey be exposed as a cheat more than he already is?

they already did last year, and yes he is exposed

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>I know nothing about track design, racing lines or drainage the image

One of the options would always be the optimal one and everyone will use that.
Also the first pic is not the optimal line for an hairpin

If Red Bull copies Ferrari it just proves how badly Seb choked last season as Ferrari was clearly the best car on the grid.

>implying this is an aero formula, not an engine formula

Explain Williams

Williams proves my point.

>data from 2011 is relevant to current regulations

Williams are fucking shit in the current era but have the best engine. Engine is for sure important but aero is as well. Manor was an absolute shitbox and was a Mercedes engine while Haas just came in from no where with a Ferrari engine and was instantly better than Manor. Does that mean that the Ferrari engine is the best engine as well?

Which trackmania do I buy?

Vettee lost because of reliability problems at the end of the season at tracks everyone said favoured Ferrari you idiot.

Singapore was a fuck up but he still could of won then.
Wonder how insufferable Hamilton will be this year. Can't wait till he leaves.

stadium or canyon

the dirt handling in valley is complete nonsense

>>data from 2011 is relevant to current regulations

>data from the aero era is irrelevant when demonstrating the difference between the aero formula and engine formula

>"explain Williams"
---Williams is explained
>"t-that doesn't c-count, e-explain this instead"

You can't just keep rerolling when you get exposed.
By your logic I can disprove a million of your arguments, but the second you find one I can then you "win".

>Baku, Singapore and post race Malaysia were reliability issues

kek
e
k

Eliseo Salazar :^)

>Singapore

>implying sidepod structural failure isn't reliability

I think we are trying to achieve different things here lad, I am having a serious conversation. If you disagree with me just reply with more data or whatever that counters my argument. 'i trollz u' isn't a good contribution. So lets go back to these two posts and continue from there

>one I can

*can't

Obviously :^)

>If you disagree with me just reply with more data or whatever that counters my argument

Yet you claim that:
>data from 2011 is relevant to current regulations

If you want to have
>a serious conversation
it's pretty fucking arrogant to demand that people are only allowed to argue against your arguments, and not make their own.

Literally special snowflake behaviour.

Ok where do you think the cut off of what makes date relevant should be? Surely you don't count data from the 60's so there must be a cut off somewhere?

But ok 2011 data is relevant, isn't it then contradicted by 2015-17 data? Considering were are talking about which 2017 car was the best I'd say the 15-17 data is more relevant than the 2011 data.

britalian back to his old tricks?

what the fuck happened in spain 2012

i dont recall

Why? Honestly don't get whats controversial about saying Ferrari had the better car supported by the first 2 cars being revealed copying their aero and based on the 'what if' someone posted that Red Bull would copy them as well. If I was trying to troll I'd just keep posting about Hamilton. I dislike Mercedes as a team I'm literally just a Hamilton fan

What's the Britailian going to wheel out next?

Bernie's gift to ol' Frank

Did you not see all that anime shit? It's fucking terrible, m8.

You claimed the current formula is aero dominated, and not engine dominated, and cited Williams as "proof"

I linked data of Williams recent performances that shows the current engine era, and the preceding few years (aka the aero formula).

In the aero formula, Williams finished between 8th and 9th in the WCC.
In the engine formula, Williams finished between 3rd and 5th.

Are you honestly going to claim that Williams' improvement in performance is based on improved aero?

>Williams
>good aero
pick one

Wait no what? I'm saying aero is important now. I THINK you are saying engine is more important now. I said Williams have the best engine so by your theory should be up at the top, but they aren't they are complete shit. So proving my theory that aero is also important, which then supports my theory that Ferrari had the best overall car with a very good engine and very good engine compared to Mercedes GOAT engine and Good aero.

I'm saying the engine matters, and is not an insignificant factor to be dismissed (as you did) as it was in previous years (aka the "aero formula")

This is shown by Mercedes continued dominance of poles, and Williams scoring more than 5 WCC points.
(Reliability also relates to engine too....)

Your original claim was:
>If Red Bull copies Ferrari it just proves how badly Seb choked last season as Ferrari was clearly the best car on the grid.
>"clearly"

Best car = best overall package.

Best aero =/= best car
Slightly better aero, with a weaker, much more fragile engine =/= best overall package.

>mfw Newey was finally outed as the driverbabby that he is

Anyone seen the Williams doco. Why do they have a fucky boy carer for Frank. I wonder what other services to the team he does.

Thats what I'm saying Ferrari had the best overall package. I don't think Ferrari had any reliability problems until they started crashing? Mercedes had used more Engines and turbo parts etc up until around Singapore I think?

Engine problem in Baku FPs, problem with the top air intake and gimi failure in Malaysia and the spark plug in Japan.
Mercedes indeed used more parts before Singapore but only because of the oil limitation ruled in and they decided to anticipate the omologation of their 4th pu

Plus I guess there was at least one more regarding Kimi but I'm not sure.
The only Merc failure has been in Barcelona with Bottas iirc

I prefer britalian when he wasn't talking about F1 desu

Plus excessive fuel consumption stopping Vettel's charge in Malaysia

ok you are a russian oligarch and you are going to spin up a trophy hunting F1 team what do you do.

>hard mode
win legit no hits, no potching, and no paying for victories

Is poaching allowed?

>Take Russian Time from F2
>Roid it up with cash
>Markelov wins

Bank roll Porsche to design an engine with their lemans engineers, ready for 2021.
Sign ocon and amx for maximum publicity with massive contracts.
Bring in James Allison and the newey babby at McLaren.
??????
Profit

>Bring in James Allison

He's a complete hack tho

The tagline for my marketing would be "psssh....nothing personnel kid" and it would have the Porsche F1 car with the number 1 on it. This shit writes itself desu.

>Porsche target market
>15 year old memelords
Pick one

With the newey babby and the Porsche designers we'd have enough expertise to get the job done.

Also the guy who wrote the infamous speed F1 season intro would run the Twitter account for maximum memes.

But it's saying that the other teams are kids and that the adults are here XD

Bring Bernie back from the dead and just keep feeding him money until you win.

You're an oligarch you don't need marketing

>infamous speed F1 season intro

>Fernando Alonso is... el puta. Once a champion, this Spaniard has given up on ever winning again and now drives for whoever will pay him the most.

Marketing won't help, I'm an oligarch I can afford to waste money, stop picking apart my goat plan and come up with a better one shithead.

And a traitor.

>Max, the crazy frog, ready to ringdingdingbowbohhh everyone who gets in the way

Good post.

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HIS TIME

HIS FUCKING TIME

The original post said you couldn't do anything so apart from buying the best facilities and doing what you did a pump all your money into an engine of your own there is nothing else to do. You can't steal drivers or engineers you can't pay off the F1, you can't have rivals killed.

The rules were pretty boring

Why are you all so autistic about this? I used one when working at a hotel and they hosted important people. It's not a big deal.

t. autistic

Yeah the rules were dumb, good job im so sassy and untameable sweetie.

Gimi

Check'd

>sassy
>bitches be like

This, its a really normal thing in meeting rooms

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Who wore it better?

twitter.com/LucasdiGrassi/status/964831827616661505

>rabb.it/spf1general
meme finish in 12 laps

lewis desu

Gimi

Who wore it better?

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10 SG PELANTY

>Robert Kubica will test with the Manor LMP1 team next week in Spain, and could race in the World Endurance Championship this year

autosport.com/wec/news/134424/kubica-gets-ginetta-lmp1-wec-test-with-manor

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Kek he tried to do it last year too but GTFO after seeig the shitbox they gave him

That was with a different team and a different car. I only really expect medium things from the Ginetta but medium is a whole lot better than last year's ByKolles car.

For me, it's Jarno Trulli.

She's getting more THICC you guys

She stopped being THICC many kgs ago, now it's just fat

This kind of shit is banned on /f1/

>cankles

>Unironically at an ice cream museum

I assume she destroyed half the exhibits

His mom is one nasty milf

>mental note: photoshop Chiara's head on to Thiccy's body

Well...This is the Suzuka 10hr version.

Much better, right?

The side mikus are the same as the Spa 24hr one from last year.

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Yeah it was based on it.

>tfw check the Japanese replies and two of the people have live size child Miku sex dolls they take with them to circuits

Jesus christ...

>Much better, right

FTFY

>put drawn girl on car
kawaiiiii
>put actual woman who has been paid to model on car
SEXIST DISGUSTING TOXIC

I'm kinda annoyed on the insistence of GSR to keep using Miku.
There are plenty of other things they could use to compliment her if they wanted.

>triggered

Sad.

how much do they cost?

More than you can afford, pal.
pastebin.com/Kfv0NnSn

imagine having a dollarydoo worth less than 1 USD

Bumlicking can be a very lucrative buisness, there aren't many who would do it

Bahamas episode when?

Audibly kek'd and woke up my dogs

I miss bullying anime German.

I still miss Mexi.

He was fun at times.

He was.
It's a shame he couldn't handle the bantz.
>mfw he would get rustled over >RGB

I wonder who will be next; the Bum licker, or the cripple?

>mfw someone posts the fact I can't drive

If only there was a solution to this problem...

More likely Bahamas.

Simon doesn't have to carry himself...

The bear has many solutions.

To many problems, apparently.

That is what happens when Mana rejects you.

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>Imagine fixing your currency to USD because otherwise your """money""" would be worth less than a Toro Rosso contract

this
I usually ditch generals when I get bored, its happened countless times before

>finally admits he was the nfl baha that posted the ass licking images

Did it again you absolute mental guy

@81719256
>implying I wasnt a /heem/chad before moving to /f1/

Imagine licking other men's assholes for your own sexual pleasure.

I hope someone is making a collage of all these for when he inevitably chokes

What it feels like to post in an F1 thread

3,1,2,4

>The white head thing has a Fez on
Turkey poster confirmed

>2 being the only one to have armour plating protecting his booty hole

Clever...bee?

sexual deviants out

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>swedes admitting finland is better in something
what is this timeline

>looking for Kumakichi pics
>find a random race queen

I didn't know that had these in Japan

the absolute fucking state of /f1/

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looking for the winter olympics?

I'm seething about the hokkei, finnbro.

fuck I hate tre kronor

Same production agency as Juria.

Both have done Xperia booth jobs but she went onto become a round girl. Guess Juria wasn't hot enough for that.

>Guess Juria wasn't hot enough for that.

gimi

I want to kiss her on the lips haha

Kumakichi is a boy, ya dingus.

for now

You're just jealous.

Wish Toyota weren't afraid to be this weird when they had an F1 team

>be Wagbro
>unable to drive a car

>be a bear
>able to drive a car

You can't explain that.

you cant talk arse licker

>not shopped

Japan is a silly place

mika

GOAT Fin

you're right there, begone thots she's mine

Daytona today lads

timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Daytona 500&iso=20180218T1430&p1=2237

>she's mine

>kumakichi always being there with the girls
>growing with them, but they always move on
>they live on in kumakichi's memory
>he tries his hardest to remember, but he has difficulty remembering them all as he gets older
>the newer girls he can hardly recognise at all
>today, with all of the hubbub about grid girls, when they retire, kumakichi will have no purpose

>tfw

I pretty sure Toyota does stuff just for meme potential

Chances of Red Bull being blacked tomorrow?

pls no

This is Liberty era just grin and bear it

Japan is never gonna get rid of grid girls.

Kumakichi will have all the girls he needs when he becomes the bear equivalent of Hugh Hefner

I'd watch an anime about a guy in a bearsuit with a harem of qt's

Kumakichi does have a weakness though...

>tfw two of those guys weren't fully Japanese and could speak English

I dread to think how drenched Mana was.

Also the safety car should probably have come out by now.

>Also the safety car should probably have come out by now.

I don't think he's going to for some reason.

top lad

Thinking about red flagging the thread to be honest

Do you think he's turned on by Kumakichi?

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imagine being this retarded

wheelbase restriction when?
this shit looks silly

Longer!

2 seater f1 championship when?

WAGlad what do reckon on a little cheeky bet on Rochdale getting a result against Spurs today?

>They have had the pitch relayed after complaints

I thought you and the kubica were already working towards it?

Can't do you any harm.

Don't know why you look to me for bet advice though.
I'm in the lower half on the Morecambe fan forum when it comes to the prediction league.

Toto is going to upgrade her for a better looking model soon isnt he?

>Thought Rochdale were still in L2
Welp think I may have lost a tenner lads

Lol what odds did you get?

I thought you said little you madman.

The relayed pitch will suit Spurs so yeah you're fucked.

Got Rochdale at 20/1

Had already thrown a tenner at the upset before even realised that they had a new pitch put in just for this match. The whole point was the shit pitch giving Rochdale an edge now I'm proper buggered

16 bongs until reb dull

tagheuer.fcst.tv/countdown/redbull_rb14

>countdown hosted on fcst.tv (aka video and streaming platform freecaster.com) so we'll at least have a live stream

>gambling
enjoy hell tbqh

tbf its dropped to 16/1 now. ITS HAPPENING

>eu hours

i hope its red

9am?

Also disgusting animation when the 1 appears

kinda wanna sniff her knickers

Yeasty

That is truly awful.

What are Ferrari gonna call their car and what is Seb gonna call it?

Probably as in the OP if they don't want to call it something related to Enzo considering he would have been 120 this year and is a round number.
For Vettel I hope something dirtier than last year's

the niggerslayer69

Victoria

F118 and Valentina

Gimi

did gemma got blacked?

Is that Grand Prix series on Amazon any good lads?

It's Frank Bruno so I'm surprised she can still walk.

Baku Rage 9000

>"We dindu nuffin, it's literally all Honda's fault" the serie

its entertaining. its pretty telling as to why mclarens season went the way it did last year

thats the way they meant it to be but in the end i think everyone comes out looking incompetent

>Rochdale are 1-0 up

>spuds
>not bottling

is she motioning with her right forearm the size of his benis?

What're you gonna do with your 2 hundo

Bathroom needs some work doing on it

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>tfw highest club Morecambe have ever faced in a cup competition is fucking Ipswich

was gonna bet a cheeky fiver before the match on Rochdale since its spurs
I didnt and now the odds are 12/5, not 20/1
>mfw

because the spacer is carbon fiber

Thought I had blown it when I saw the brand new pitch. Then again Spurs could well just smash it in the next half with their subs & Rochdale getting a bit tired later on

Reminder that Sophia likes to fuck Mexican dick.

it wasn't the Woking Premier Inn by any chance was it?

More like

>EXPOSED for 3 episodes and ending with lol it wa Honda all along guys, fuck them nips in the last episode

I won 100 on the Groves fight last night, this lad is winning 2 on the Rochdale win.

should we become /betf1/?

What does /heem/ mean?

It's a world star meme where when people got knocked out the people filming would say heem sleepy, as in he is sleepy. People get knocked out in UFC, so Cred Forums stole a world star meme...yea

>1-1
Well shit. Was nice to have the chance for 15 minutes eh

nigger speak for unconcious

put a bet on a HT for Moura to score and get a card. Just scored so gotta pray he gets carded now

What is world star?

What is google? It will be the top result

It's live leak for hoodrats.

a website where american niggers post videos of other american niggers fighting

Okay, thanks

>not knowing world star
you never heard americans go apeshit screaming "WORRLLDDSTAR" when two hood dudes are fighting

Nice one lad

That's not the kind of things I watch so no

why are you asking about this in /f1/?

Because I always see it before I type "f1" in the search bar and this is the only thread I post on on this board
Also, people are nice and helpful here

aaaaaaaaand he got subbed off. RIP my €2

Welp

/betf1/ is just like real /bet/

well they've been lying to you because heem means

Handsome Eastern European Men

its based on pic related being the goat of the sport

i'm sorry you were led astray

Shouldn't it be Handsome Eastern European Man then?

no because theirs many successful handsome eastern european men in the sport

Unlucky for you m8

RIP my tenner

>1-2 now

Fucking hell lads it's back on

HOLY FUCK just put a €1 bet down on 50/1 for a draw
I DONE IT LADS

>the might spurts

>that face from Keith Hill

Nice seeing an old man fucking lose it with joy

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>/betf1/ keeps winning

pretty happy desu considering I downloaded the betting app at halftime during the game. although now I fear I may get addicted to bets

If we get bets in the same way we get digits it would be an hell of a ride between periods of incredible wins and periods of catastrophic and cringeworthy losses

>a Finn drunkbets his entire year's salary on women's cycling and racks up €60k debt

>Australia wins the lottery every pre-season
>Pays Sophia to fuck him

How much would you need to convince the various girls of /f1/ to fuck you? I guess Tabitha would be the cheapest

>Some fat /f1/ autist waddles his way into the bookies holding a slip scribbled over in crayon giving himself 1/999999999 odds

>although now I fear I may get addicted to bets
It'll be Australia soon enough

>fat
This is nearly as insulting as that one guy who said I was ginger

>tfw only 2 bets on atm
>tfw no racing bets
I lost my $10 on Vettee and $10 on Riccy to win the wdc last year

more like Aus pays Patricija the €25k she needs to fund a season of F4

Tabitha definitely cheapest.
Renee next if you can convince her to go on a pre-fuck before you buy a car.

Then Emilia as all you need to do is pay a m8 to be the front end of the horse.

I don't think so, I guess Sophia might do it to reinvest the money on a seat in better series.
Patricjia looks stacked as fuck so she doesn't really need those I think

Tabitha would literally be 2 cocktails and some witty banter. You would need to look rich though

Fuck I just realized we have turnleft

What's /f1/ consensus on betting against /yourguys/ to have a relief if they lose?

it's the only way to play

Can't say I'm surprised you raised the suggestion

Never do it, could have won so much off Arsenal but I'd feel like scum doing it

i dont bet on anything, but i would probably make some decent money doing that given the history of my teams

>post yfw 18 years from now Mana's kid wins the final race of the final season of gas-powered F1

>f1 lasting 18 more years

No but I'm a joiner now and I've just worked on a contract for them. My hospitality work was for the Marriott.

VERY IMPORTANT POLL !!!
strawpoll.me/15100116
strawpoll.me/15100116
strawpoll.me/15100116

So either yes or you are simon

I'd bet against, if he wins it's not like I've lost any money plus I get to "GIMI :DDDDDDDDDD" without any regret. If he loses I get nice bucks

>bet once last year
>kimi and bottas cant drive for shit, theyre gonna be outside the podium
>next day theyre both on it

Should bet more often desu

You have to lay out the ground rules really.

You should only be allowed to use the money to get them to agree to fucking you otherwise you just buy alcohol it becomes a game of which girl is sluttiest when drunk.
No blackmail, no recording, no contacting afterwards, no one knows other than you and the girl, no one finds out, in a standard hotel, condom on, sex is the only thing agreed (They can do more but they don't have to and you wont't pay out more if they do) and you're an average looking guy with an average cock.

Tabitha is definitely cheapest but she will be a bit of a bitch about it.
Then you have to have the rest of the single ones because (if we are being realistic and not /f1/ memeing) I don't think there is any /f1/ girl with a partner who would be cheaper than a single girl.

Tabitha appears to be rich though, or at least has rich parents. She might not actually need the money, whereas she does need men to pursue her.

So who is the cheapest?

Don't try and tell me Mana is gonna fuck for less than Tabitha. That is bullshit.
The only other option I can think of is Ruth and only because I think she might be into it.

Yea Ruth is a good shout

Although of course it only just occurred to me that their partner might be into it but then they probably would just ask for more to rip you off.

Geri Halliwell has 100% been paid for sex before. Would she be cheaper now no one really wants her?

get a life

Any fags going to watch turnleft?

Don't think I've got a channel that shows it and the weather is really killing my internet so doubt I can stream it

Why can't >Williams into coke bottle?

>Gimi win
We all win
>bet on someone else
You win if we all don't win

nah
because when >we dominate the grid we don't want it to be TOO MUCH of a stomp so ?we handicap ourselves

"Working" my dude. Monday 8am here.

>?we
fugg

>he's a brazilian
>on an anime imageboard
>on an Formula 1 thread
>he does it for free
>he takes his """job""" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only semblance of relevance & control he will ever have in his slum
>he posts in a thread he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he posts in a thread he doesn't like because it interferes with the large backlog of divergrass macthes he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a sopa de macaco
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>Geri Halliwell has 100% been paid for sex before
For sure

Do you think Robert's nose gets bigger when he's aroused?

She looks so sad, I feel bad now

Sad cunts win

Mate after you get buggered by some fat, bald businessmen then have to rush to your next photo shoot I think you'd be hard pushed to crack a smile desu

Very nice

Yea thats why I'm sad, I could see all the horrors she'd been through just looking into her glassy dead eyes

lmao i didn't even vote, frog btfo

>pancake tits

Better or worse?

why would you care about the opinion of a literally gay man?

they are a very fashionable people

Not if they come from a weird 3rd world island though.

tits look a bit better but everything else degraded as a result
being gay is a sin and not socially accepted here
god bless

you seem to be quite the expert on being gay so I won't debate you on that

>i didn't even vote
I can see that

kek

Any race today?

Turn left 500

meeh

Is it weird to wear racing gloves while driving normally?

Yes, very. Unless you have sweaty hands and an alcantara wheel.

That depends, is October your favourite month?

I was thinking about buying Ferrari leather driving gloves but I really don't go for drives, just to get to work and when I go out to some place. I think it would be weird

Is it weird to masturbate with racing gloves to pictures of Sophia Flörsch ?

wait that was the F150 seats guy
my bad

I'd wear gloves permanently if dealing with an alcantara wheel.

But no, I have a pretty tattered leather wheel that gets sticky at night due to dew that makes driving with bare hands pretty unpleasant.

I like these gloves. Wouldn't mind a pair if I still raced
monocolle-motorsport.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=9_212&products_id=1220

Did somebody say driving gloves?

>covered wheels

I have eczema on my hands because I wash them autistically I am going to do this.

500

>car babby unable to out drive a chrysler 300

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what don't you have?

>you'll never have the perfect blend of ultra autism and good looks as Ryan Gosling in Drive

>not monitoring tire pressure in 2018
The absolute state of turnleft

yeah
why would you want to risk getting jizz all over your nice gloves?

yes

masturbating with a fleshlight mounted in a helmet to pictures of Sophia Floersch isn't however.

But you're thrusting at eye level unless you use an open face helmet

who wants to make a new bread

New?

Someone makes the thread, I'm phoneposting and don't really have any idea

Germany is banned from making threads, don't forget

NEW

Awkward moment when you don't know if you should make the bread or if someone else is already doing it