Olympic Women's Hockey: Sweden vs Japan

Well 25 pounds heavier on average

god dammit, i wanted to go to bed

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nips need to work on their PP

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Cute

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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR

It's smile time

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

SCAAAAAAAARRRRR ANIME

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALASOOOOOOOOOOOOO

S M I L E J A P A N

REFPUCK

It's a good goal. Fuck off, sweden.

anime!

Nice womens tournament there Olympics

How are /ourgirls/ doing?

>REFPUCK
REFPUCK
>REFPUCK
REFPUCK
>REFPUCK
REFPUCK
>REFPUCK
REFPUCK
>REFPUCK
REFPUCK

they play tommorow night at this time.

FUCKING REFPUCK BULLSHIT

good call

RIGGED

SWEDISH REFSTONE IN CURLING
SWEDISH REFPUCK IN HOCKEY

gay

How was that a no goal? Is this the power of female refpuck?

GROUP HUG IN THE DRESSING ROOM TONIGHT

Fuck Sweden.

OR NOT........... OR NOT

why do the Olympics hate japan?

swedes just gave nana an ice shower

because they fear the Samurai

HEJA SVERIGE HEJA SVERIGE HEJA SVERIGE HEJA SVERIGE HEJA SVERIGE

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>I want you in my room boom boom
holy fuck I cannot believe they're playing this music

stop faking disbelief

All the music they play at these events are some of the most outdated pop songs imaginable
I have no idea why someone doesn't play something interesting
This is the Olympics for God's sake

>interesting
Cred Forums pls leave

Have they played Linkin Park? Not sure about Korea, but that's still huge in China.

>this fucking music

Fuck even k-pop would count as interesting
>still huge in China
Man they must have been devastated when Chester killed himself then

>NIRVANA
OMEGALUL

Why are there no announcers?

And why was that goal before ruled no goal? Just tuning in now.

Alright considering sweden's massive physical advantages we can consider this a clear sweep victory for the Sverige?

After yesterday? Not a chance

TRY TO TAKE THAT ONE AWAY REFS

GOAL NIPPON

SMILE JAPAN

GOOOOOOAAALLL

What happened yesterday?

Refpuck that one Sweden

I think its because they are doing colour for the mens games that Ferraro and Cuthbert aren't doing

why is there no commentators?

Finland swept Swedes 7-2

holy shit, I will now continue to eat my foot
what happened funland?
don';t need them

Makes sense.

Do you or know why they took away the first goal?

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they played numb after an snowboard had to bet carried off the track during snow cross
the DJs can be pretty cheeky

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oh my god

The little girl on the inside of the defender (left goalpost) was offside.

>swedish house mafia
absolutely kek

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That was some great Swedish coverage there
I’ll just turn around and face the goalie like a fucking retard and let the nips shoot it in unimpeded

You can bet Swedish media was really mad

Not very anime-like but I'll take what I can
Who's the samurai woman among them? Theres always one that stands out

this happened

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Nice

> cannot watch qt Swedish hockey ladies because they are showing men's freestyle skiing repeats on TV
Fuck off (((Eurosport)))

NOOOOOOOOOO

japan pls

GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>not paying .99 cents for a month worth of eurosport coverage
what are you even doing barkelona-chan

Jesus what are you doing Nip goalie?

Scorer looks like a dude

japan following the proud asian tradition of allowing short-handed goals

>that terrible fucking pass from Japan's 2#
what the kuso were you thinking

>Team anime

>GO SHAWTY ITS YA BIRTHDAY

Finland quite literally dominated them last night. I'm surprised Sweden even showed up tonight desu

I don’t know why she didn’t come out to play that, Swede had no control on it

Nothing gets you motivated like getting the shit kick out of you

My cable TV includes two Eurosport channels and DMax, should be enough to cover the whole Olympics if their top executives weren't complete faggots.

I guess so. i just realized that sweden scored as i wrote that.

i don't know who to cheer for

team anime or team vikings
your choice inuit

Japan man. Sweden are a bunch of dirty biatches

i need commentators

>gets slammed and saton
kek
To be fair though there was a japanese player who was benched because of hooking

Most people latch onto Japan, but it's up to you.

i don't watch hockey, but i love both japan and sweden (speak both languages too) so this is a tough one

where are you watching?

>speak both languages too
what a coincidence

Always root for the underdog

NBC stream has the same old Brit commentator

CBC

holy fuck anyone caught that fucking puck flip from the JP player

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It astounds me how the Swedes forecheck is pretty good but their actual defense when they’re in their own zone is fucking putrid

It’s almost as bad as the Koreans, except the Swedes can skate and stick work

based japan

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Don't know any dutch though :^)

Thanks user, cannot be fucked to pull my webmconverter now, hoped someone else did it and bless you

I aim to please

holy shit

kawaii desu ne

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Got my dick hard.

I mean, you can see she's aiming for the top right by the way how she's moving left outwards, and she still fell for it

> can not watch on TV
> can not even watch on streaming

What the fuck is wrong with my country?

>she will never filp your dick

if Japan wins we all get gf's

I do believe youre right although she still could have pulled a headfake and shelfed it on the backhand, ive seen it done before

english commentator on eurosport sounds like the voice actor guy in elder scrolls oblivion

I unironically don't want one

Every team japan plays against aims top right or top left because their goalie is pretty short, you'd think they adjust to the strategy by now

use a vpn

You can't watch via eurosport player in JP? t-thanks abe

you've cursed them, thanks a lot asshole

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That's beautiful

>japan
>euro

Isn't it streamed on nhk?

>"geez, sure is bright in here, where is that kawaii defender"

QT ALERT

Yep. Alina Muller is certainly one of the most purely skilled players in womens hockey

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Pretty sure I saw one of Japan's matches on a Eurosport stream.

This Brit commentator is great

I wish everything was narrated in a slightly stuffy English accent

Are goalies only allowed to do goalie things inside the semi-circle? She could've reached that puck first if she went forward.

so what happens if there's a tie by the end? i don't watch hockey

>Barbie Girl
based

Nope they can come out but with the speed the Swedish forward was going, it back the goalie up. If the goalie commits to a pokecheck, they could get deked to the left or right because they have left about a good 2 feet for the shooter to go around them and score.

3v3 overtime
Then shootouts if it doesn't end there

I'd rather have no commentary than NBC commentary tb h

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Man that's ruthless, without mercy he capitalized on his critical mistake
love it

>YMCA

Thats a she :)

Was that a goal?

ahahahaha this cheeky DJ
Oh shit, I didn't read the filename(or was paying attention to the hair/gear type)

no spoilers faggot

she could have come out to play it, but didn't because shes probably a shitty skater, esp carrying all the weight of the equipment, and thats a huge risk if the player chips it past you, cause its an open net then. she didnt have the balls to go for it.

Yep, the defencman turned the puck over coming out from behind her net. The canadian forechecker took full advantage of that mistake. The defenceman Hiirikoski reguarly plays close to 30 minutes every game so she was probably pooped

Boys
How many bings and bongs till the biathlon?

they're playing the me likey likey song, that shits catchy as fuck

/
your stream behind or something?

2 bongs
bing.com/search?q=olympics schedule

ETHIOPIA
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>Everyone impressed by a move that 10yr old kids playing hockey can do

show me

Don't shoot the messenger. No but seriously though, that was pretty cool to see atleast

Ty leaf
Hey, kankerbro.

hey brother, what you watchin

i'm an american here for the week but yw :^)

If you mean it went off the bar and out? The shot happened so fast that initially the ref thought it was no goal.

what was that last song?

I just couldn't tell from the video if it went in the net or bounced off the bar.

Don't the NHL have lights that go off and stuff?

what does any of this mean

19 diff times on the ice? what's D?

The kpop one? Likey Likey, don't ask me how I know

>Likey Likey,
yes thanks friend

defenceman

Yep the NHL does, People watching the game ould tell it was in because it made a hollow clunk sound. Heres a better view

>theres a japanese woman playing for the swedish
I bet she's telling them all their secret tech

A shift is each time you’re out on the ice
Hockey is intense, shifts rarely last more than a minute at a time

Damn, some nip just got rocked into the boards with no call

I was looking for it too, they played it during the athletes entering the stage after the ceremony. Some friendly Lithuanian user uploaded the entire event and I used shazam just to listen to that part, and now I'm here sharing the name of the track
Isn't technology grand?
Yeah I saw that too, holy shit

>that would never happen in the mens league

webm?

That's weird as hell

Looks like it bounced off the crossbar desu.

What a twist.

>Isn't technology grand
i lost my shazam fone

Who cares, as long as they live there

fug, that's the worst. Did you make an account too?

youtube.com/watch?v=JCqOD2aWJV8

>Ayaka Toko (床 亜矢可 Toko Ayaka, born August 22, 1994) is a Japanese ice hockey player for Seibu Princess Rabbits

based team name

youtube.com/watch?v=rP_cF2-idXg

WHOAAAAAH LIVIN ON A PRAYER

I like the no-commentary matches, its like you're actually there. And the audio coming from the event is crisp too.

>Don't ask me how I know
>Launch into a monologue about how you know
No one asked.

made account but could never figure it out

Yeah its comfy as fuck

hey I haven't slept for 30 hours, give me a break koala

WHEN WAS IT? like what time of the 3rd

Their uniforms better be pink as hell

Dammit, so close

really? as a canadian, you should know that is the very basic level of good hockey to be able to do that. players stop bending over to pick up pucks to give to the refs in like midget.

Smile with embarrassment Japan.

love it as well

googled it and they're not, damn

I do know its basic but the people here probably don't. stop being an ass

he made the post 10 mins ago, so probably around with 17 mins left

A losers playoff for fucking 5th place? Why is this allowed?

because the Olympics isn't only about medals

there's a small final in slopestyle too

I don't watch hockey, it was cool to me

Damn shame

Pretty typical for most events

yo that swedish pass to the front was fucking sick
defense was almost wide open

sorry, meant boardercross/skicrosd

How long is OT if we get there? 5? 20?

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS

Are you really a canadian?

to determine who gets demoted out of the top division in world rankings

The men’s team is prince rabbits, I keked

No, see

I think it’s only the eight place that gets demoted

That was so close to a goal.

I'm watching this atm. Want to get on the bike and buy busome tonic for my gin but too lazy

quite some of the shots are more flips than outright smashes

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What is the audience chanting?

incoherent samurai yellings or drunk viking chantings

Go Japan Go

>these "shots"

based webm bro

>gin
drink lemonade instead, or danish supermalt

japan cant shoot for shit. its super weak. they just put it on net and hope for a tip in, deflection, or a rebound. cant blame them, really. they are tiny and weigh so little that they cant generate the power from their strength and weight to get stick flex, nor do they have the height for leverage on their shots.

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Yeah might just stay sober

HOW DID YOU NOT SCORE FUCK

>that swedish fox jump
kekekekek

>that spin

>this game

>5 minute sudden desu coming right up

I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS ARE RINGING

DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

>this ancient techno beat

Darude - Sandstorm

HAHAHAHHAAH PLS WIN JAPAN
>feminism in flames

its sad how far swedish womens hockey has fallen

WANDERLEI

Just like Hiroshima
........sorry :(

Damn you're fucking ruthless today Montreal
What's gotten into you man
Hey man you're gonna make it.

NIPPON BANZAI

top refpuck swedes.

hasnt it been always like this?

P O W E R
L
A
Y

GO JAPAN

UH OOOOHHH

nani the fuck

I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL

not bad enough to lose to an asian team. japan has gotten a lot better, but come on. sweden has 3 inches and 25lbs on them. just watching the match, im seeing basic defensive lapses, and them being outworked. sweden wasnt great, but not THIS bad.

and now japan wins us a GF

What was the call for?

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good thing for sweden that japanese shots from the point are so slow as to be no threatening. they can let japan have the outside all day and they'll never score from there.

webm of the qt korean kids dancing please

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

fucks sake

You're a saint user
JAPAN SCORED

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

omg i cant stop laughing

JAPAN!!!!!!!!!

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Holy shittttttttt

YES ANIME IS FUCKING REAL GUYS

>Sweden

NIPPON BANZAI

SWEDEN BTFO HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

HAHAHAHAAHAHA WOW
fire swede goalie plz

Goal tender interference.

NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本 日本

The Animes............ WIN!!!

J A P A N

HAAGAGAGAGAAGHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHHAAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
end funding for womens hockey NOW

>swedish goalkeeping

>(You)

THEY CAN'T

THEY WONT

>Fox
what does this mean?

förlåt

slow shot, squared up, clear line of sight, no tip.

goalie plz. how do u not get that one?

The swedish press are going to tear them apart aren't they

>Japan beating the white at their own game
We all know where this leads.

Ho LIIIIIIIII SHit

Swedes BTFO

WE WON We WON WE WON WE WONWE WON We WON WE WON WE WON WE WON We WON WE WON WE WONWE WON We WON WE WON WE WON
WE WON We WON WE WON WE WONWE WON We WON WE WON WE WON WE WON We WON WE WON WE WONWE WON We WON WE WON WE WON
WE WON We WON WE WON WE WONWE WON We WON WE WON WE WON WE WON We WON WE WON WE WONWE WON We WON WE WON WE WON

Completely unscreened slapped top of the face off circle

Fucking lol

OH I AM LAFFIN

This will literally kill womens hockey in Sweden
thank you based 2dshitters

was that recent?

>Was that Swedish goalie playing pokemon?..... because she forgot to catch'em all

you better beat Finland in mens to salvage what you can of your honor

actually the game was invented by the red man

>women's hockey
why are you watching dykepuck? Sweden of all countries don't even rate it as a sport.

real hockey starts in 2 hours

TEAM ANIME

Fuck OAR, Japan should be in the winners bracket

>tfw no qt Nip Olympic hockey gf who beat Sweden

>JET
>we

what can i say? shit goalie is shit. that shot was no faster than a pass.

lmao the general public are
the media will defend women's sports until they're hanging by the rope

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S-SAVE US, FEMINISM

only possible in women's hockey due to the lack of checking

>implying it wasn't already dead
you're not even seeing the likes of Moa Svan defending this shit

And then the white man beat the red man at a game of hockey. We know how THAT ended.

Man sweland women have it tough as hell
a reference to 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'

>no NHL players
>real hockey

Best ending

Does it have qt animays?

NO?

current kpop song
youtube.com/watch?v=EVaV7AwqBWg

DAMAGE CONTROL

im gonna shit talk Moa Svan on ig right now
OMEGALUL

N-nani, twins?

I wanted it to go to the shootout

don't

you're not even in this

Webm bro can you make this

What Japanese music are you listening to, anons? You ARE celebrating with some music from Nippon, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=1-GGGiKwjOU

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>Det riktiga hockeylandslaget

some nujabes
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sure but my stream was behind by a couple of minutes so was it at the intermission before OT?

>They channeled the power of anime and won

*aktiverar det*

yup, at the end of the darude sandstorm song

>they actually lost against fucking Japan

Come on Korea you can fucking embarrass them enough to stop playing I know you can

Thanks for making one man. My stream is only showing the 1 minute of OT continually so i cant do much.

what am i watching

CBC? just refresh

My stream is only showing the OT, its not letting me go back to before then.

You're watching swedish feminism in flames

tried that man. I doesn't work

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twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=japan hockey&src=typd

Moa Svan what are you doing in Canadia?

oh weird you're right, now it's only showing the last 1m31s. should be fixed soon i guess

Ill wait an hour for it to fix itself. I'm guessing CBC had an allotted time for this broadcast and it went over it so the stream just started again. They will fix it soon i hope

Speaking of Sweden and In Flames
In Flames has officially made more shitty albums than good albums, and good god their newest album shit.

I'm able to find the full thing with a bit of digging and am downloading it all now (but will take a bit of time), so they have it, the player's just set to display the wrong times I'm guessing.

cool, you're way smarter than I am with that stuff. I wouldn't have figured that out

This

That's a fucking shame. My favorite of them was Soundtrack to your escape
after that it just got worse imo

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So proud of Team Japan today. They proved from the opening faceoff that they weren't going to be indimitated by the pressure of playing a supposed world power. I hope their country is proud of them, i would be :)

>who is idea was this shit?
no idea, never heard of him

who are top-5 women hockey players in the world?

1. Poulin

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delete this

why and how do you speak a shitty gook lang and swedish in canada?

Just want to let everyone know that we don't care about women's hockey

Are all these players from amateur leagues? They have real jobs?

>taking unpaid leave to play in the Olympics
some play in lower league pro teams but are not paid enough to base their income on it

that jump is amazing

>minor body contact that occurs every single play in mens hockey
>woman curls up and cries on the ice

boi

>expecting good hockey from a women's hockey game

???

>shit goaltending
>shit defending
>shit screen by attacker
>shit call by the ref

how is women's hockey even an event?

can the finns actually beat the US tonight?

How do you do this?

it looks like youtube-dl

rg3.github.io/youtube-dl/supportedsites.html

Yeah I've got it but the main url doesn't work and can't find the right one with inspect element.

>women's hockey leagues
>"Commissioner Dani Rylan has never identified the league's investors, stating they preferred to remain anonymous. Canadian Joel Leonoff, CEO of Paysafe Group and father of Connecticut Whale goaltender Jaimie Leonoff, has spoken about his investment in the league, although he declined to reveal the size of his investment."

literally funded by their daddies lol

apparently they have added 2 chinese teams to get more funding

>doesn't care but takes time to go into a thread, post something and then wait for 5 minutes for a reply

ok boyo

>

here you go if you are still here

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