>soccer is just randomly kicking a ball aroun-
youtube.com
Soccer is just randomly kicking a ball aroun-
oh yeah it's jogging too
wew seems like Arsenal bought all the overrated shit from /bundes/ and some fillers
honestly just looks like the offense is waiting for someone to make a mistake. how is that entertaining? it means your sport is not properly balanced.
Have you ever seen a sport where someone constantly sprints around for 45 minutes? Retard amerilard
BUT MUH 40 YARDS
you're never going to be accepted as a yuro, just realize the whole world knows you as America's bitch.
>realise you have no argument
>try to derail with "america is great"
how original
Ameridumbs get anxious when 5 minutes go by and they didn't get the chance to clap for a goal.
regardless of what they have to do they obviously have a serious advantage over that offense. unless this is a mismatch? i wouldn't know.
Soccer players jog and stand still for the bulk of 45 minutes. There's not much sprinting in soccer unless you're on the counterattack
>MKHITARYAN, OZIL, AUBEMAYANG for attack
This club is doomed
How many games have you watched?
if you want to see sprinting just go wactch some jamaican negro win the exercising world championship.
football is a sport.
false 9 would crush this
*tips*
mfw ameribrainlets are to stupid to understand this
americuck
>tfw to smart too be an American
>no despacito
me no clicky
I realize it's your guys only sport and you have this rich history and leagues and clubs and an international brotherhood over it, but soccer when stripped down and looked at at face value is one of the dullest sports
>no bayol classico run
>no messi copa del rey run
what a fucking waste of my time watching that if they arent going to include the two best runs of all time in there, especially bayol's, his is the GOAT run
> implies soccer is more than kicking the ball around
> picks a clip where the the offense is forced to kick the ball around.
Came to post this. What the fuck
>just run around left right and follow the ball
>muh 4d chess tactics and teamplay
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The key word was random, you mong. The video was analyzing defensive tactics employed in the game.
>more nostradamus tier shit where you draw lines after the fact
yawn
soccer is shit
are you honestly defending posting a clip showing and explaining good defense to disprove a a statement about offense? m8, post tiki-taka or some other shit that is good offense. why on EARTH would you post great defense to disprove that statement?
i cannot believe you are so retarded as to accept that.
>futbol is a game of advanced strategy and tactics
>Cred Forums criticizes top goal scorers for being tap in/pk babbys
Which is it? Are they advanced thinkers or just opportunistic babbys?
oh god help us its the italy defense.. they're totally gonna win the world cup this summer
wow, they play 4-4-2, how innovative and revolutionary
i hope so. I band waggoned them in 2k06, bought a shirt before the cup so I have the one with 3 stars. (thanks zidane btw). Now I have it and can pretend I'm an old G. I used to run around saying 'Forza Italy' like a complete faggot.
Or they haven't watch ads
>a tap in babby is an advanced thinker because the rest of the play was complex
amerifat intellectuals
what does quasimodo have to do with it?
>le throw a pass and run to the line "sport"
>le hit a tiny ball with a stick as far as you can "sport"
>le throw a ball into a basket a couple of feet in front of you "sport"
10/10 reference
>NFL
>A bunch of niggers running into each other and then it cuts to a 15 min ad break
>NBA
>Niggers jumping around with ball
>MLB
>It takes spics 15 min to hit a fucking ball with a stick (also a much simplified version of cricket for the American audience)
Only retarded fat Ameritards say shit like this
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I'd watch the fuck out of soccer if there was something forcing a teams progression, like a shot clock or half-court rule like in basketball.
>play takes longer than 30 seconds
B-BUT HOW WILL I EAT MY HOTDOG?!
>thinking any high level sport is not played with insane amount of tactics just because you are not familiar with it
Is the true patrician way to appreciate all sports and enjoy your favorites?
>Italy
We're better than them
El goblino de autistico....
Haven't laughed this hard in a while
just ban south americans and the sport immediately has 95% less diving and faking injury
you do realize el goblino is just making fun of how ugly and subhuman all the mexicans and guatemalans here are...
>staying in a straight line is considered very difficult for huemonkeys
why can't shitholers into queues?
no it isn't.
there are no niggers in Mexico.
lmaoing rly hard @u rite now
but there are niggers in argentina
no, there aren't.
>inb4 posting retarded fake pictures from Cred Forums
On The Attack! | Arsenal Strategies - Two Lines | 1080p [Best Quality] |
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There are far more in Argentina than here
Lmao SEETHING
Italy has a reputation of favoring defensive positioning above all else. What you are seeing there is a team playing defense very well, just like you would see in any other sport whenever the defensive leader plays a mediocre team
what the fuck are you talking about
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mexicans are the actual goblinas
he's defending you, what does that have to do with anything?
also, you're lying, there are 10 times more blacks in Mexico than in Argentina.
Don't you have an island to fight over or something you filthy cucks
>I enjoy lying on the internet
alright m8
I thought that's why the meme is so funny. Because whenever they show "americans" now you see some brown indio goblin brood
christ football is tedious
the fucking state of mexisubhumans
>2010 vs 2015 census
oh yeah, because in in 5 years there'll that much difference.
whatever helps you sleep at night.
lmao
>Kane
>Dive Alli
>Busquets
>Alba
>Robben
>Penaldo
>a million others
What did la criatura mean by this?
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are all uruguayans ugly rat people or just suarez?
>le int meem xxdDD!!!1!
mongoloids like you should just die.
So you're telling me... Hold on... So what you're telling me here... Make sure I'm understanding this... You're telling me that a team sport uses formations and shit!? Holy cow who woulda thought?
Any sport when stripped down and looked at at face value is incredibly mundane, as demonstrates.
Wouldn't surprise me. They all came here.
thanks Putin