Official /turnleft/ Daytona 500 @ Daytona International Speedway Race Thread #2

>bayne

Friendly Reminder this happened
youtube.com/watch?v=uLDDvlcNSMo

rolling for first big juan

i'm feelin it

what do they call women who fuck racecar drivers?

BIG JUAN

Paired well with SafetyKleen

who are the villains of this?

>Lap 2
Please no

muh niggas

the Hendrick drivers

Wheelbunnies? Rubber burners?

And Tide.

>Steve Byrnes

fuck off shill hgh manning

BOOGITY IS HOW WE START

How fat do you have to be to be a NASCAR official?

Kyle Busch always

we call Eva Busch and Samantha Busch money grubbing whores

They're driving really slow

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We need Kimi back :DD

FAT CONTROLLER

wheelbunnies? really?

most of em are big boys. It's that Caroliba bbq

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The pace lap is 55 MPH

250lbs minimum

Pit Lizards

High thoctane fuel pumps

kek srs?

A FUCKING LEAF

STREAM PLS

Could Mark Thompson even survive a big juan?

>66-year-old literal who

why do the cars swerve back and forth?

Who /rags/ here?

to warm up the tires so they'll stick better

Yup, occasionally a Pit Bunny but it's usually Pit Lizard

it's on Fox you stupid nigger

To warm up the tires

The starting lineup is meaningless in this race because it's so fucking long that the best cars will make it up front

Danica has definitely been the best woman in nascar history.

Who was that qt in the arca race last week? She looked like she could actually drive on a better level.

To clean their tires before going green. If they don't, then they will most likely wheel spin and may cause an accordian wreck behind them.

towels are superior

Dip Sticks

Best Cars stay up Front

Loganos run yesterday was super impressive

natile decker

unless youre talking about the terrible vegan chick

Stages ruined NASCAR

Kek

thanks fellas

Who is the best pit lizard?

not a sport

football is a sport
baseball is a sport
auto racing isnt a sport,

take this shit to /ASP/, Now

Unless the wreck in the first 20 laps.
Happens roughly once every 5 years.

>If those boys only knew...
Ummm... hetero-normative much?!?!?

Charlize Theron will be leaving as soon as she can

Cool, I have 40 more years to make it to NASCAR

stay mad sweetie

get out Chad

where is steve byrnes?

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>2005 Daytona 500
>have entire neighborhood over to the house for food, beers, got the projector outside, dads grilling, everybody's rooting for their driver
>2018 Daytona 500
>dad what are you doing for the race?
>oh shit I forgot that was today. Probably nothing I got yard work to finish up

What the hell happened?

fuckle you up and string you up in the ass factory and fick your walls

Yeah, it was Decker.

I know she just had a fast car but she made some good moves.

Field full of soyboys and nobodies, shit cars, etc.

BOGGITY BOGGITY BOGGITY

BOOGIDY BOOGIDY BOOGIDY

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY

They swerve back and forth to prevent to much rubber building up on their tires, the warmup laps themselves are for the tires

Brian France

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im dumb

>drivers

Even Darrell has been cucked

So are we done with the stage bullshit or what? Will this sport be watchable again?

my name is Johnathan, not chad...nice try loser

Oh God this position and lap chart.
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

Stages
it's not even a real race anymore

i really hope stenhouse cucks the entire field

nice to know it bothers you

no driver named Earnhardt or Petty

Stages were made to stay on speedways

would it be a good idea to put a camera on the outside wall that runs on a track at the speed of the cars? so we could follow a car all the way around the track from a side view

damn wallace can actually drive? thought he was just a meme

It reminds me of race broadcasts from the early 90s.

Bowman's inexperience showing. Doesn't look like he knows how to work the draft very well.

>there is literally a driver named "Bubba"
you can't make this shit up

Stages are ok for boring intermediate track races.

Stages are not fucking ok for restrictor plate or short tracks.

This is the only race I watch, so I don't know many drivers...who should I cheer for and why?

Denny is going to get B L A C K E D

strims?

Why do they keep shilling for Bubba? Even on Siriusxm Dave moody

>car of tomorrow
>stages
>field full of nobodies
>Bubba Wallace getting treated like the new face of NASCAR without running one lap in a Cup race
>no rebel flags

I haven’t watched NASCAR in a while. Is Bubba Rusty’s kid?

and he's a nigger

Jeffrey Earnhardt started in row 14 senpai

And he's the only black driver.

Cheer for whichever car has the best paint scheme

for me, it's Denny Hamlin

STAGE RACING IS FUCKING GAY

dale earnhardt because he died

Chase Elliot

Where have you been the past 5 years?

Also Plate races aren't necessarily an indicator of talent.

cant wait to see how mad you faggots get if bubba wins a race

There's gonna be a wreck soon

>visorcam
Neat

I hope he wins, at least then he wouldn't be like dale jr, being pushed by nascar so hard but being shitty

>single file already

Erik Jones is ok

bubba is 56% white

Side by side window is bigger than last year

the fucking 17 is in front of Kurt.

There is no way the 17 doesnt wreck the 43, turning it into Kurt

I'm scared boys

joe buck to the booth when

CAWSHUN

cawshun

CAUTION

Stenhouse blow an engine on lap 10?

First commercial caution of the year

commercial cawshun

>tfw samantha will never be in the rear with the gear for you

PUT IT OUT

Who's that?

>leljoie

>Commercial Caution LeJoie

PRAWBLEMS

>tfw the Canadian stream is in commercials
REEEEEEEEEE

BLOCKS YOUR PATH
Inb4 ‘03 or ‘05, fuck outta here

fuck you

I will be so fuckin happy if he wins though, nascar needs bubba to be successful. Like they really need it

w-which one is it

thats a big fish

GOAT Nascar Console game

Not Boggity that's for sure

4u

CAWSHUNS

BREED

CAWSHUNS

That's not NASCAR Racing 3 or 4.

NASCAR commercials are fucking awful.

They didn't even shot it last year that much, they shoud have just went to a full blown commercial mid way.

goat racing game

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>Hamlel

>danny

06 was better

wait did they say why there was a flag? i didnt see the crash

jeffrey is dogshit who got fired from the DEI-Owned K&N team in 2008 because hes absolute dogshit

Question of the thread:
Which driver would make the qtest trap

>the absolute state of Danny

what the fuck was the caution for?

>hamlel

>Hamlel
Watch as he gets a speeding penalty as well

Larson

Is Kahne any good? Used to like him when I was younger because he was a rookie and drove the mountain dew car.

05 is the GOAT for fight to the top

Blocks your path

youtu.be/9eRaAqm1ZuU

Byron

>that safety worker falling over
kek

DANUKAH

This is the game my dad played the most of. Even 100%ed it too.

BYROn

can we get the nigger out of here before he gets out of his car and kneels? god damn I sp want slavery to come back, I fucking hate niggers

At the race AMA.

A car that wasn't even a threat to anybody else on the track

>Hamlin
Kek

LaJoie blew his engine

La-JOY lost an engine

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>she will never peg you with that strap on rod

why even live

I think Jeffrey getting fired from DEI was more because he didn't take things seriously. In his young days he apparently couldn't keep his dick in his pants.

THICC Newman

that webm is top tier funny

He's a solid driver. In a shit car now unfortunately.

Hamlel gonna be held a lap, fueler already engaged when he was still out of box

Al Unser Jr called them strippers

>Danny

Damn bringing back feelings

WHICH ONE/version HAD THE HUGE TRACK LIKE 5 miles long? That was such a fun one and a meme track

They have a above average car for today.

I still think this game looks great

>Dennis

>Fox cropped 4:3 so you can't even see the running order
>TSN not showing side by side
Fug's sake

>Hamlel

The hero/villain thing was awful though. Especially with "share draft" and "intimidate". I liked the concept of drivers racing you a certain way, but it was executed very poorly.

OH SHIT GODGERS IN THE HIZZY

HAHAHAHAH TOYOTA GOOKS BTFO

>Danny

>Total Team Control
No it wasn't

whos the mexican and leaf

is that from the new ricky bobby movie?

I still play it. The wrecks are hilarious.

Damn I haven’t been since like ‘05 but would sit in that same area. It was a wooden bench then. Good to see they upgraded

Is this the season the Gibbs meme finally ends???

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>Bayne

>he destroyed the extinguisher
top

It's even funnier from this angle.

I see that nascar is still punishing hamlin for dumping chase last year at martinsville.

reminder that chase did the same thing to bread, the only difference was that bread is actually talented enough to save the car while chase is a talentless hack just riding gordon and his father's coattails.

we can only hope

wont know until they go to a real race track

not even close

Goddamn I miss that game. Used to do full length races that would take 3 hours. Would lap the field several times at certain tracks.

God speed in those seats.

If a tire flys up, do you get to keep it?

>screwing around with NASCAR's official fantasy live site
>constant popups from avast about the site trying to give me a cryptocurrency mining trojan
epic

Hello. Stream for europoors? Thanks.

>get my team 1-2-3
>AI runs into the wall and they go back to 20th
It happened so often, I don't understand.

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why are you too dumb to hold your camera correctly?

why wont they stop giving bowman nicknames that he hates?

it gets funnier every time you watch it

>youtube.com/watch?v=LOvmAkPYzYU
Canadian stream

because he hates it

thats a really stupid reason to call someone the showman

Shit seats desu. You can't tell what's going on at all sitting that close. It's cool on restarts though.

get off my lawn

acesports.stream/nascar.html

>Hamlel car prawblems
kek

tiburon international speedway

I use to go backwards on the track for the lulz

what is "the draft"? physics shit involving the cars being close?

The one on birth control

Gotta watch this annually
youtube.com/watch?v=wWnzfA9AqrA

>NASCAR intentionally puts Danny another lap down by holding him long enough to keep him out of the draft

KEK

ty

Hamlin hit Chase so hard he literally wrecked himself.

Are you blind and only listen to MRN?

>kissy

>bahne

>kissy

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One time a tire went into the infield and landed on a camper. NASCAR took it back

BUBBA PISSES ME OFF...
WHY IS A MULATTO INTHERE!!!!!! JEFFREY SHOULD BE IN THAT CAR! JEFFREY IS AN URNHARTT, URNHARTT TALENTED!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't trust the fence desu.

Is Kurt gonna win again?

Reduces drag

Me too bro. I would follow the NASCAR schedule and do the full races.

Sometimes when I was feeling >sneeky
I would slow down and do a photo finish on the final lap

KAHNE?

tl;dr driving behind a car makes you go faster

Physics shit involving the cars going so fast.
Low pressure area behind the car.

lol fucking rural retard

all hail bubba and his b b c

>Jones

>2nd

based drumpf bringing in the casuals

Who here was posting on Cred Forums for the ‘12 500?

Don’t like I’ll know

>Intentionally running second all race so you can wreck the leader in turn 4

THAT JONES BOI

What does pitting outside the box mean?

Former WOOOOO DALE JR fan here

Who can I root for now?

>you now remember NASCAR Racers

If there was ever a race to sandbag all day it's this one. No way they don't wreck before halfway.

Wicked

Rollin for blowover

I remember being autistic with the paint editor in the game and also learned how to edit the .ini files to edit driver names and other variables when I was like 5 or 6.

cuckhoue or mcflurry will cause the first big one

does the winner of stage 1 get a trophy?

Niggerwinslol

>drug commercials
enjoy yuros

Exactly what it says - servicing your car outside your designated pitting area.

WHY

They actually cut away from the race? why? at least put it in a little box cmon

this

Suarez will win this year.

Diversity as fuck

WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME ACTION

Why would anyone do that?

My nigga

It's "the succ"
twitter.com/landoncassill/status/831577226705563650

>daytona day

Welcome to NASCAR in 2018
Enjoy the race sponsored by Credit One Bank

They'll do it for the last 50 laps of the race

this is why i don't even compete. i lost all the urges to pursue women. if someone say "dude you lost lol" i would say "on what? i didn't even try". i'm almost sexless now, i can't even jerk off anymore, i can't feel horny anymore. everytime i try to jerk off, reality hits, that the sexy scenario in my head wouldn't happen because no matter how much the girl loves me, any black guy would make her moan louder so idk it just kills it for me and i can't even fantasize about anything without thinking she would moan louder if she's with a black guy.

life is meaningless now for me. there's nothing in the future that i'm excited for. i don't want my kids being born in this western-centric world where he's the automatic/permanent loser.

Never had a GF cause black guys would bully me all throughout school.

oh yeah US commercials are so shit
didn't miss that

fuk u he is part of the globalist plan to erodacite the whyt ras

pretty soon aports like football and basketball will only be black people!

I would play the 03 game and turn off restrictor plates.
Cars went 230 and you had to let off the gas in the corners.

I watched one episode recently, because I didn't remember much of it from when I was a kid. It had a really dumb plot
>Best driver in field is actually a robot
>lapping entire field multiple times
>one old backmarker gets pissed about being lapped so much by a young driver
>he starts blocking him and is holding him up successfully
>they make the robot come to pit road and reprogram it so that it can be better at passing that guy

Nobody does it on purpose, Denny Hamilin in this case accidentally slid through his box as he braked, going 55 MPH to 0 in a couple of second, and he didn't adequately get back into his own box before his team started servicing.

bubba is as white as you are

jej

This is Cred Forums not /r9k/

Get a life, play a sport

if NASCAR is internationally recognized then why doesnt Honda or Renault provide engines?

Honda F1 engines are top tier, look what they did for mclaren last year

KYLELELELELEELE

KRYLE LOLOLOLOLOL

>kryle

>kryle

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING

KRYLEL BTFO

>NOT A REAL RACETRACK

KRYLE

>using anti-virus software
>ever

KRYLE BTFO

KRYLE BLEW A TYRE

>kryle

it's not internationally recognized

when does the single file until 2 to go start?

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

i hate it when i get a flat tire so i feel for him

>KYLEL

>nascar is so desperate for shekels that they're using fan's computers for crypto mining

>kryle

>it's not internationally recognized
Explain the races that have occured internationally, then
>tfw NASCAR will never go back to Japan for fun

Because this is America and we buy American

When you realize Charlize prolly would have been a better driver than Danica

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How do you think darryl waltrip deals with the fact that his little brother is gay?

There better be a crash soon

Just just had to say it.

Not worth it anymore

What strange bait

because for years Nascar was "American only" until GM and Ford started making everything overseas and Toyoder was making cars here and was willing to pony up the money.

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>single file

>tfw local broadcast has 0 (zero) commercials

he doesn't

Jesus I haven’t seen anything so pathetic

I pray for my future this is shooped

She's also more of a man than half these drivers.

Anyone here subscribe to the NASCAR.com scanner?
Is it working for anyone?

I've tried it with 4 different browsers and it does not work.

>Honda F1 engines are top tier

What is worth it?

Whatever it is, go do it. Stop loathing and moping.

>stenhouse

Daytona confirmed for fake race track

>"Stage 1: 25 to go"
ah
shitty new rules again

>decide to watch an american stream
>adverts every four minutes
>more adverts than racing action

How the fuck are the Yanks still putting up with this shite?

WILL DANICA WIN?

I'm using the app and works perfect

>Stage 1
Wait what the fuck?

DIGITS CONFIRM

Why does DW love danica so much holy shit

How fucking slow are you people?

3 heats in one race! More exciting finishes!

Is Hendrick doomed once Johnson retires

fuck. their website version is shit.
They broke it again

>people spend untold amounts of time and money to watch black felons pass a ball around
>is surprised when they engage in cuckold fantasies involving said felons and their wife

Just got here, what happened to Lajoie?

Yea, she'd at least be tougher than Kryle and fuckin Jamie Mac

Can you handle all the freedom?

They make me love communism

Daughterfu

The Japan races were funded by Honda so they could justify building their own oval for their Indycar development.

so if someone wins stage 1 and 2 but loses stage 3 do they still get to go to victory lane or what?

Didn't watch a race for a few years I believe.
Drumpf remind me this time

Man Bowyer was sideways

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/159540058/#159542392

done blowed up

Stage 3 is the race winner
Stage 1&2 winners get playoff points

WE NEED MORE OUTROS WITH THE HOS

Lost his engine

GET THESE THROTS OFF MY SCREEN

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Engine machine broke

Do Denny Hamlin and Kyle Busch fans actually exist?

Are you using adblock? If so, turn it off, reload and once it's fully charged turn it on again (at least thats how drive works)

kryle with a vibration

my penis

Can't believe F1 got rid of grid girls, tragic loss for racing fans

I know it's a bit early to be saying this but why are there lights on the track? I mean, all the cars have headlights, and I'm sure powering all the lights around the track would waste money and energy so why don't they just turn on the car lights when it gets dark?

The winner of the first two stages doesn't have to race after that, so they celebrate while the rest of the race is still going on.

>they didn't retire jr or gordon's numbers
why not

(Checked)
We have Kyle fans in Vegas

thot webm?

Be sure to drink MONSTER™ goy so you can hang out with scantily clad temptresses

That commercial made Danny cry a few days ago

Busch fans do, they creep out the cracks when he wins, but I've never even seen a true Hamlin fan

>Retiring Numbers in Nascar
>Junior's Number being worthy of Retirement

Not how it works in nascae

tried it with adblock turned off on all three browsers
it's truly broke

Another one? Fuckkk, hopefully he can ride it out. I can't handle a salty start to the seasom for Rowdy, it really throws him off his game

>that toyota ad

unrealistic, realistic one is being beat up and whiskey bottles thrown at you, do bad in school? yeah you will get glass thrown at you or given a black eye

parents beat their kids up, and my dad was an alcoholic

I turned out fine, I make 34k a year, drive a forklift and post on 4 chan

YEEHAWW IS IT RACEDAY CLETUS?
XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ###I ATE LE VIAGRA REAL *GETS SHOT* PEOPLE NO ACTORS DALE YEAH WATER COLLER >SNEAK XDDDDDDDD KFC####KFC

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

TURN LEFT TURN LEFT

YOU FUCKING

R E D N E C K DUMB SCUM

WHY CANT YOU WATCH REAL FUCKING RACING

LE JIMMMIIEEE WINS XDDDDDDDdddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddddddDDDD

OH MAN

IS IT LIKE... A NASCAR RACEDAY????

OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE AMERIFAT REDNECKS TURNING LEFT FOR 4 HOURS

LE EPIK NASCAR xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BASED AMERIFATS

SO FUCKIN AWESOME MAN, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY SKILL THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT

SO LE COOOOOOOL xD xD

LE TURNING LEFT LIKE A BOSS xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUCK NASCAR
>letting old geezers broadcast the race
>driving in circles
>lowest ratings in history
>no technology
>spec racing
>WWE tier drama and rigging

face it fags, NASCAR is dead

you are all autistic

NASCAR IS THE DIRTY SHITTY DIAPER OF MOTORSPORTS.

FUCK THOSE FUCKING BACKWARDS HILLBILLIES

HAHA LOOK AT THOSE EMPTY STANDS

LE BASED JANNIES DEFEND NASCAR FOR FREE !!!!!

they are going faster than the speed of light so the headlights are just for show

If the 43 and 3 are still being used, no number will ever retire.

based headlights poster

They do this at the 24 hr Daytona race too except there are no lights on the track.

Thoughts on D.Waltrip, yanks?

confounds me seeing 24 and it's not that queer gordon

nice, epic, i like it

That sucks, i use a pirated app, the radios are free

Senile

I think it's nice we find a place for dementia patients in society

Epic meme my friend xD

They don't retire numbers
It's actually big money for Nascar
Did you not notice they didn't retire the 3?
If the were gonna retire one that would be it
But Childress literally owns the rights to it

see

His name...Kevin Knatitus, He lives in Upstate NY, in a shack, he bathes in Lake Ontario

where are the wrecks at? this shit "sport" is boring

can choke stop driving like dickhead at every plate track jesus

No, hes bill ontario from the old espn comment sections

Choke incoming.

>203mph double file

>You know what I like? That they're fighting for the lead.
This grade A commentary

I thought you got banned kevin

I raced WSGS on F1 2018 on Xbox because bored...the dude legit fakes a british accent and its hilariously bad

>you will never beat up Chase Elliot's rear bumper

Kyleleleleleellelrlehr3jg3jt3fj2d

KRYLE

CAWSHUN
KRYLE IS DED

KRYLE WRECKED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>kryle

One yoter down
4 to go

K R Y L E
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>Kyle
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>KYLEL

KRYLE
>KRYLE
KRYLE
>KRYLE
KRYLE
>KRYLE
KRYLE
>KRYLE

>kryle

KRYLE BTFO

MCDONALDS CONFIRMED FOR NO LONGER LOVIN IT

Comical, timeless classic. A little over the top, but actuslly willimg to embrace the chnages necessary to keep the sport viable so he's a good way to bridge old and young fans

>commercial cawshun
>kryle

Also are there any reasons we don't have checklists anymore?

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Because typically at this stage of the race they just ride around

K R Y L E
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Generally, they only retire numbers if a driver gets killed in an accident. Andretti Motorsports semi-retired Justin Wilson's #25 after he got killed a few years ago, only taking it out of retirement for his brother, Stefan Wilson, who drives the #25 car for the Indy 500.

>gaymie mac

The McStroyer is out too. There goes the big one

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IS THIS HIS THIRD FUCKING ONE?

COMMERCIAL CAUTION BEGINS AGAIN

Monster energy thots are the trashiest advertising material known to man.

>KRYLE COMMERCIAL CAUTION

Bet $5000k on Stenhouse, lets get it!

>Hooters commercial telling Danny to eat shit

lol

>you will never get 10 free wings from Hooters for Chase winning

Gaulding free pass

>mcflurry
Great, one less big one guaranteed

KYLE HATES CANADA

ENOUGH COMMERCIALS

>Kevin harvick is arguably the best driver in NASCAR
>Only has to get a top 10 for free bloomin' onion

4>1>2>3

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Welp, rough start for my boy Rowdy. Fuck DJ Kennington lol. Who should I root for now? Big JGR and Roush fan, former Mark Martin fan.

/missdale/ commercial

Oh wow we get to see a special water cooler Dale commercial

Good thing the promo is for fried pickles.

/missdale/

Has there ever been pit stops under green?

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you should root for the business end of a rifle by putting it in your mouth

/missdale/

>pic
haha those are nice

Will always remember the "I AM FUCKING THERE! I AM FUCKING THERE! FUUUUUCK! FUUUUUUUUCK!"

P I N T Y ' S
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that was p good desu

Most races, yes.

Yeah it happens all the time

Who /innie/ here?

Make Anime?

Nope.

There was one last year but that was the first one in history

all the time

from the epitome of class mark martin to a whiny fuckbag like kryle? baka

I think they had maybe one or two that one time the coke 600 went almost caution free

>Using footage of Jr.'s #8 car

I sure hope Goodyear cleared that with Mother Teresa.

no they've been doing it for 60 years and have never once made it 40 laps without wrecking

Bought a commemorative t shirt at his last Richmond race. One of my most prized possessions. Between /sneak/ and Dale, we lost some great /turnleft/ legends

IN THE DAYS OF YORE

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>these fucking joomercials
Welp...looks like it's time for the "filmed with a potato" premiere stream...

Meant for

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youtube.com/watch?v=rAVdReM8qS4

Black girl can sit on my face

Where are the DRS zones on this circuit?

I think NASCAR sponsors automatically get rights to all the cars.
Then again EA sports talked about having to get permission from all the sponsors for the cars, so maybe I'm full of shit.

>Tfw no Monster Energy gf to cuddle with

I'm pretty sure that was Kurt when he wasn't on the pills and shit he's on now.

Buy a Camaro, goy.

meme finish I hope

Eat a bag of dicks, he's a passionate driver and I can relate. I like a lot of other drivers and respect most of the rest, Kyle is so overhated just get over it lol.

Teresa will die alone in your lifetime

speee kino

its no deathmarch 2014 but it will do

you just brightened by day friend

Yes that was this one
There is a non-censored version too

Well, I just realized Delana Harvick and Charlize Theron are the same person

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This isn't a real race, just ask Kyle.

You may as well just turn the TV off

you're right because he has never consistently for 10 years done anything to warrant any hate

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it's too bad her social media pictures are dogshit lol
instagram.com/missmariellane

a 1 million pound NASA Sattelite could win a NASCAR race

Mark Martin was the Schumacher of NASCAR when I was watching, just without the success. I loved all of Roush, but I also love Kyle's passion desu. I even get sick of some of his antics but I love JGR cause of him, then Carl and Kenseth switched over. Plus I'm a skins fan so I love Joe Gibbs, just made sense. I like him, I know he's controversial but he's my favorite.

Fuck that bitch

where are the wrecks at? this shit "sport" is boring

Larson didn't wreck… yet

#MeToo

why doesnt TESLA race in any form of auto racing? Be it WEC, IMSA or NASCAR?

yes.i know Formula E exists

>Mark Martin was the Schumacher of NASCAR when I was watching, just without the success
FUCK YOU KEVIN HARVICK YOU PILE OF SHIT THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS 500

LARSON YOU FUCKING GOOK

HAAS going to win

Choke

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He alternates between a championship caliber driver with injury sympathy points and a whiny bitch, I wish he would just be chill championship mentor for JGR with a hot wife and calm it with all the bullshit

>stages
this isn't real racing

Damn does Chase not have any racecraft in him or what

>stenkhouse

BIG JUAN LMFAO

BIG

STENHOUSE CAUSED IT AND DROVE AWAY LIKE A MADMAN

KEK

LOL

SUAREZ
GIMMIE
AHAHAHA

Oh look the 24 wrecked, what else is new.

Epic

BIG JUAN

But careerwise it's a nice box to check, fuck Dega lol

HORY SHIET

new thread

BIG JUAN

hahahahah rich kid BTFO

RIP

hes a legacy boy, hes dogshit

I hope Stenhouse Wrecks out

LilJaun

>The stage meme causes another crash
kek

JIMMIE NO

>gimmie

dont know why i replied to

Any Toyotas left?

FOR FUCKS SAKE STENHOUSE, WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT

Troox
Denny

rich kid btfo

...

>2 daddy's boys and kryle knocked out in first stage
this might be the greatest 500 in history

alpha as fuck

Isn't Denny a lap down?

>Harcuck

did joey end up getting penalized

just got lucky dog

>bleached

Nice

>be 10
>favourite driver is Harvick
>dad’s favourite was Mark
>going crazy for Harvick winning while dad is disappointed

That 500 was based desu

>white man going feral

Not nice

KRUT

WINNER ROLE

FUCKING JUST