Official /turnleft/ Daytona 500 @ Daytona International Speedway Race Thread #4

>4 threads

we didn't have this many all last year

Inianapolis 500 will be her last race. This was her last in NASCAR

Joey "no stage points needed" Logano is coming in hot

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Sunset is at 6:10 pm

>Logano/Hamlin
get these hotheads outta here

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do these retards turn up into the field and go try and wreck everyone else after the start spinning?

That's always bugged me about nascar drivers.

>Reddit in 7th

Bruh, imagine Bubba's bbc hitting her where white boys cant

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This and the other plate races are the only ones I'm going to watch since Dale is gone

Pls go we /natalie/ now

where the webms? where?

I hope you have a wonderful year

Dummy it was answered in the last thread.
>Controling a crashing car

LOL 69 to go

fucking white people, biathlon is on NBC watch that instead, I am half white half black..running wigh guns...thats a sport, not driving in a circle...bubba wallacr isnt even black, he likes pussy nirvana and country music

we in real gerhart hours now

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The first thread was made like an hour or two before green flag

>bayne

ARCA brakes at their peak

Hasn't been a hard wreck into the inside wall on the backstretch yet this Speedweeks, has there?

>instead of a commercial Toyoder paid us to do nothing but talk about their drivers

>single file

what happened to her

How the fuck has hickcrash managed 4 threads?

Fuck Toyota.

yeah that wasnt a commercial

>tfw concussed

fuck white people

Has there been any info on how this Chevy body did on a downforce track? I know they still test a little.

>trd

Your time is up Lewis, Cred Forums is a NASCAR board now.

>instead of a commercial, we're showing a Toyota commercial
>america

Why no Dodge cars?

It's Daytona my bing bong friend

Can anyone make a gif of Hamlin sign languaging without the text underneath?

first thread made 3 hours before green flag...

BASED DIBENEDETTO

"That's the price of freedom"
- Kevin McDonalds

>redditdetto running at the front

DELET

F

Guys... what if Reddit wins the race?

Fuck Dodge.

>Reddit
Who's that?

We go to reddit I guess

...who's the reddit driver anyways?

>explaining drafting
Thanks?

That was a shitty draft explanation for new fans.

How can anyone fucking like these Penske cocksuckers? Logano and Keselowski are the cancers ruining NASCAR

doubt

DiRedditdetto

DiBenedetto

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Who dis

Because the Hellcat sells itself well enough that Fiat-Chrysler feels it is unnecessary to run in NASCAR.

no

This is my first turnleft hickcrash, why is detto reddit?

Chrylser can't do anything right

explain to a newfriend

Jimmie Johnson is reddit
Or Chase Elliott but he gone

WTF happened to Bayne? TV hasn't said anything other than that he had to come to pit road.

Matt Dibenedetto

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What does WAT stand for?

based bong

they're owned by retarded italians who sabotaged vipers in sports cars because they were kickin the ass of the ferraris.

>Who dis
Read the thread, asswipe

Daily reminder

Buy a Toyota

Based hickcrash

butthurt chase elliott fan detected

SEETHING

They weren't allowed to talk about him since it was in the middle of that thinly disguised Toyota commercial.

They intentionally wreck people and are just generally mean

WAT Automotive Technologies

Fuck off you mong

Wfucking autistic faggot
Abenchracers and shitbox drivers
Tfrom redd/o/t

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Oh damn, whodathunkit. Also spam filter apparently doesn't like the words "literally" and "reddit".

So you can read...

What does WAT in WAT Automotive Technologies stand for?

>WAT Automotive Technologies Automotive Technologies

gj, /o/

>Mikey picking Denny for something
shocking

What A Tomato

WAT Automotive Technologies

Waltrip's got to get rid of that horrible toupee

WAT Automative Technologies.

>Danica getting passed by a literal memecoin paid for by rebbit
Embarrassing

What is Josh Wise even doing nowadays?

What's WAT?

b.e. yourself

Why doesn't Nascar alternate stages between /turnleft/ and /turnright/ ?
Only turning left is an unfair for drivers who are naturally better at turning right than left.

that was josh wise, but also reddit

BOWMAN
BOWMAN
BOWMAN

Still have no answer

They don't know that turning right exists.

CRANK
IT
UP

WAT Automotive Technologies

>ynr when Kurt was fucking crazy and would have mental breakdowns on the radio each weekend

Not enough time to switch the cockpit from left hand drive to right hand drive.

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Poles are not welcome in nascar

>Jeffery Earnhardt in the top 20
Plate racing at it's finest.

Shocked that some user already predicted that cup would turn into single file snoozefest

How come they got it figured out with trucks and xfinity

yank that crank

I'M PERFECTLY CALM! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Does anyone actually crank it up during Crank It Up?

ARE YOU READY TO YANK THAT CRANK

fuck. wat just means wat

Crank it up is actually kinda cool if you have a good sound system

You had /turnright/ and you ran it into the ground.

>YANK
>THAT
>CRANK

We used to as kids after dad bought the good stereo system

I muted it because I'm a rebel 8)

I crank one out during the crank it up

Wheel and Track

>another comfy Daytona WAT thread

tfw no more blowovers

My dad did when we had theater speakers in 2001

Pretty sure Crank It Up has won a few audio awards

I've had the whole race on mute

He was working as a driver development coach for Ganassi last year

They’ve got to come in for fuel soon

Why is DiWopedetto considered the “reddit” driver?

RIP Ganassi racing

Those cars make more drag, easier to create a big draft

Also, Cup guys usually know better than to wreck before the last 1/4 of the race

I'm not even watching the race, what now faggot?

already had an Aussie try that

Rolling for surprise unexpected meme winner.

he posts on reddit

Based

He literally posts on reddit

Because Drivers kept wrecking every 20 laps people act as if there is never a stage in every 500 where drivers ride around before tearing up their stuff

>he doesn't crank it up during crank it up

Blaney is a redditor as well
Can we trust Bowman?

>wank that crank

Read the thread, cunt

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I have failed

Naturally

Because he changed the name on his car to DiBurrito for upvotes.

Bubba

absolutely

>Hamlin in the coke family of drivers

>Buescher

heh

>notable
>Danica

will Blaney get to fuck his waifu Daisy Ridley when he wins this

Allmendinger

Yes
t. I paid $800 for my surround and when dw says crank it up I'm damn cranking it up

Weirder shit has happened.

They're not wrong

Why the fuck do Suarez and Wallace like automatically join the Coca Cola family???

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I'm actually not even in this thread. Eat shit loser

NO LIMIT

>endless GWCs

kill me

I bet he's wearing the sexiest panties of all three.

>ARCA last lap rules

Nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=5_S2CVc23sQ

boring shit

Jeffrey top 20 DO IT

This is now a Marry/Fuck/Kill thread...

>no touchdowns
>no home runs
>no 3-pointers
>no knockouts
>no gooooaaaals
>no right turns

All memes and trolling aside, Is it the most uneventful "sport".?

dubs and Bayne wins

Gee, I wonder (((who))) made that decision

what is the context of this image, thx?

Dubs and reddit wins

Bubs and Bubs bubs

>KRYLEL

>no niggers
simple as

KILL/FUCK/MARRY

advertising a web hosting service

Marry/Kill/Fuck

drag racing

CHECK THE MOTHERFUCKING DAMAGE
!!!

Inb4 commercial caution.

>3 pointers are exciting
the fucking state of millennials

This bothers me more than it should

r8 my nascar collection

Lap 157: PENALTY!

Kyle Busch too fast on pit road, section 12. #DAYTONA500

How would the pit coaches communicate with a deaf driver? Text messages?
>LOL u crashed

>another year of hamlin and logano ruining races
fuck this universe

REALLY jealous right now
Love the dragsters too
Superb

nice reddit post

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breddy imbresiw/10

autistic manchild/10

>they aren't driving upside down
Not real AUSCAR
jelly

Based shitthong

what a faggot ass commercial

rolling for meme winner

>Taking your kids to Talladega

They actually probably would with a screen. Texting back is the real problem.

This Busch ad is GARBAGE

This

With sign language, obviously.

>refball
>boreball/juiceball
>memechuck
>trailer trash
>autistic leaf/finn/russian
>0-0
>mwl/BoPshit

mirin those aesthetic Labontes

>Stenhouse

We already rolled for Buescher, fuck off.

>Gen-Y - Boomers can't count.
>Don't understand geometric complexity

Easy, grandpa.

NASCAR is now a Tide ad

>Sticky

pull the belts tight

If duplicate digits, Logano crashes Hamlin again.

Gee ya think?

Always loved the Rick Mast Skoal #1 car for no rational reason

fucking hate the top 10ish cars single file part of these races

>44

Hamilton was always a jerk.

B I G
O
N
E

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Is there a place for a fucking leaf to watch the rest of this race? Haven't watched in fuck knows how long but I'm interested.

Is there a gayer term in all sports than “pole sitter”? Even tight end is less gay.

where the fuck are the cautions at bros I called in sick for this

Yep.

I'm pretty jealous of those preseason testing cars. I always thought they were cool.

I’m still not over Mike yelling “Let’s yank that crank!”

I want Krut to win at this point.

youtube.com/watch?v=ynU7JsZx8Gk

You're in luck! Tonight's a Pinty's night
/watch?v=LOvmAkPYzYU

submission

>10 to go, single file
>"he needs to wait to make the move!"
>5 to go, still single file
>2 to go, still single file
>last lap "he needs to wait"
>does nothing
>checkered flag, still single file

Literally always happens.

we're all watching a tsn stream run by an autistic teenager that shows way too many pintys ads

If this post contains repeating digits, Logano will cause the BIG JUAN

Kryle is right, this races are developing backwards

roll for fatal wreck

reroll now

>people at TMS to watch this race

fucking texas

this is some dumb boring shit. fuck off to and take the /heem/ scum with you

Oh shit!

>800

what kind of system user? I have to get a new head unit, looking at denon

Penetration (basketball)

Aw shit, thanks user.

if you're watching it, doesn't that make you even more autistic

>McMurder tempted

MIS also has a dumb watch party

Rubber match
Ball handling skills

Enough with the Ads

>tfw no cuddle from big Juan

Why even live?

not sure i follow your "logic" also it's on my second monitor

stfu Reba

logano was speeding

>had opportunity to fuck Erin Blaney, Ryan's sister
>had just recently started dating my current girlfriend

I'm sad guys.

>Death Wish
what in the fuck
isn't Charles Bronson dead

>Death Wish being remade
>killers are white now, not black

Go figure

I was hoping man

eat shit denny

To the user in the inther thread, since I can't drink so I have a "smoking game" where I take a moke bong rip every caution. Yesterday's overtimes put me in a haze.

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>commercial pitstops

>lelgano

>he doesn't cheat on his gf
Lmao faggot

Commie

ENOUGH with these fucking ads baka

>Missing Pitstops
>the City of Fox

It's weird, it actually feels like a new guard in NASCAR with so many people gone.I don't know if,I've ever felt this way watching NASCAR.

Bottom, top, coming in on the outside.

NASCAR is full of homo shit.

>green flag stops entirely during commercial

>lelgono

>ywn lick your fingers after nibbling on Reba's breast fillets

>>Death Wish being remade
>>killers are white now, not black
>Go figure

Just as (((they))) want it

Chevrolet, ladies and gentlemen

boom told ya

Danny and Joey blown the fuck out

After all that single file why go to commercial RIGHT when pitstops are expected?

same, this feeling started for me once Mark Martin stepped out.

It's like when I turned on WWE the other day for the first time since 2003 and I was like, who the fuck are these jokers

E D G Y
D
G
Y

Remake with Bruce Willis

>lets go to commercial and avoid talking about all these critical stops!

I mean Erin isn't that hot, but still pretty bad in hindsight

Does Ryan have it in him to win?

ajajajajajaja bye bye dinny

I wonder who could be behind this?

wizard

One should stream the French broadcasting with the American comments on it, so it would make a commercial-free race

I know that feel, user.

or they'll all wait until the final corner to make a move, 2 cars will spin and nascar'll throw the yellow 200ft before the finish line

I know >we hate toyota but is everyone ok with a truex win?

ENOUGH ADS

Fuck off, Chebby

no

haha right back to commercial

god damn it hamlin

Bubba loses we riot

>Gray Gaulding is the third best Toyota

>More Ads
YOU JUST GOT BACK FROM COMMERCIAL

WHAT THE FUCK

>see 10 seconds of live action after missing 3 minutes of pitstops
>5 more minutes of fullscreen ads
love this country

Amazing, we came back from commercials JUST to be told about loganos penalty, then went straight back to commercials.

WWE honestly has the most talented roster in their history, but it's just micromanaged to death.

No ads here either. Feels pretty good

>>we hate toyota

>"I'm a dumb redneck, so that means everyone else is too"

Humans aren't designed to be in a "relationship". We're designed to always be looking for a better partner to pass our genes on with. If you don't cheat you're mentally ill.

last year sure not this year tho. he had his championship. maybe in 10 years when hes trying to rejuvenate a dying career

Newman will win

>talented
>it's all fake

Remember that user who said they always use side-by-side at the end of the race?

ENOUGH WITH THE COMMERCIALS

Yo these commercials are ignorant. Plus there is like 20 laps left and they don’t go side by side?

Most NASCAR fans hate Toyota spammed money at it until they had the best cars.

I'd hit that, if you know what I mean.

Erin isn't as hot as my gf though

Blaney's race to lose now.

>tfw Gordon is commentating instead of racing
>tfw no one will have as good a season as Gordon's 98 ever again

Truex wins a lot but he's a good guy otherwise. I don't see why not.

>five minutes of ads
>miss all the pitstops
>cut back to the feed
>talk for one minute
>adverbs again

Guys, I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me.

does that mean my hand is my best partner since I can't find anything else?

That was the last around the end of Sterling Marlin, Rusty Wallace, Jeremy Mayfield and so many other names I remember so well.

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Toyota hasn't been a good manufactuer since the early 90s.

Well, they have the most talented fakers in company history

You're designed to make and raised children to pursue your lineage.

why are there so many interracial couples in the ads
also more ads than racing desu

Truex is gonna do it

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are we really going to have another shit finish with 10 cars within a mile of the lead?

true

>talented
>no one is chugging a beer from the turnstile
>no one is digging a grave then chokeslamming someone else into it
>no one is ripping an entire T-shirt in half
>no one is comically raising their eyebrow in disbelief that someone would challenge his status as the champion of the people
>no one is making sexual jokes for three straight hours

OK buddy.

The land of freedom-ination by Jews

Seems like the following cars gets an unfair advantage at passing in NASCAR.
Whats even the point of racing when it's pretty much random luck who ends up in which position after x amount of laps?

Too many commercials, Jesus Christ.

MORE COMMERCIALS

That has nothing to do with the performers, that's all on creative.

>don't finish in top 10 in any race
>still win 1.2million 1998 dollars
Eh...

More ads!

It's a superspeedway, it's not always like this

COMMERCIAL TIME

COMMERCIALS
OH MY FUCKING G O D LMAO

Excuse me, did you just take the Lord's name in vain?

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this better be the last fucking one

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>20 to go

fuck single file

slipstream may be a foreign concept to you as an f1 fan but thats how it works in proper racing series

keep in mind that this is still better than NBC

>commercialdrive
was it always like this /turnleft/ bros?

>its another shitty super speedway race until 2 laps to go episode

How do you get a hot pass? I'm going to the fall Talladega race and I want the best experience.

be blessed*

>guaranteed yellow flag ads with the stages
>still have ads right fucking now
It's like they just do it intentionally to piss us off.

>all these commercials
>no racing
bruh

no

Explain please

yeah needs more blue shells am i right
*bing bing wahoo*

0 (ZERO) fucking commercials here
how do they even make money at this point

It's like where's Waldo

There better not be any commercials from now on

>slipstream

The first two segments were good, this one has been a snorefest though.

Is Ready Player One actually going to be good or just a meme movie? I've barely paid it any attention

>dude Gundam Iron Giant Back to the Future video game references lmao
I hate this thing

Why aren't they even racing hard, do they even care

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Kyle is actually telling the truth, NASCAR is going backwards, throwing longtime fans away to cater to the yuppies who dont care for sports to begin with

She's pretty hot in a milf kinda way.

they run restrictor plates and different aero kits at daytona, talladega, and indy so as not to reach "unsafe" speeds. they're trying to fix the passing issue but it's difficult with aero changes that have happened overall.

BLANEYBLANEYBLANEYBLANEYBLANEYBLANEY

Look how dark it is!

Why don't don't they turn their headlights on?
Morans

GIMME FOO
GIMME FARRRR
GIMME DAT WHICHA DESARRRRR

unless they changed everything from the book, it will be awful. try reading some excerpts without wanting to die

the heats broke nascar

i hope this is bait

>ads
>single-file
>Danica out

How would you rate this race so far, Cred Forums?

THESE FUCKING COMMERCIALS IS FOX SERIOUS

>lelgano does something interesting
>BETTER FUCKING GO TO COMMERCIAL, RIGHT BEFORE THE FINAL 10!

it's "us gamers" the book. everything you hate about reddit and stereotypes is in it.

Holy shit lol I think they're just fucking with us at this point

AAAAAHHH MORE ADS!!!!

>he clearly didn't look at the flag

FUCKING STOP WITH THE COMMERICIALS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>MORE COMMERCIALS

The draft only exists in high-speed tracks called "super speedway" where cars race in a big pack and push each other.

fuck off you aren't based headlights poster

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are you kidding me

FUCK BRIAN FRANCE

look you stupid aussie, the headlights are stickers, they are fake, the cars are just carbon fibre shells designed to LOOK LIKE the production version, you are fucking stupid

>tfw another commercial

I really really fucking hate this KFC commercial

>ads literally every 2 laps
fair point, i've only myself to blame

yeah it will be cringe the movie

This broadcast is so bad. Every 5 laps they go to a commercial.

So who else here would still fuck Reba if she was dressed as Colonel Sanders?

Will Fox go all in and have the race end while under commercial break?

>not even fucking side by side

we /nbc/ now

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>Commercial with 14 to go in the most important race of the year

Holy fuck FOX

someone link a good tony stewart fight

singing shouldn't be allowed in commercials

I read it like 4 times.
I'd also read weeb power fantasy novels if they had better translations and a finish.

Holy commercials

At this rate they're going to cut to commercial with 3 laps left

>plates at Indy
This still sounds more like a bad April Fools' joke than an actual rule change.

>race so boring that allows for commercials every 2 laps

Meant to quote

Tbh this is incredible. I have never seen so many ads lined up in such quick succession

you call that a race?

actually theres a lot of 80s refferences in the book that i had to look up, like the main characters love for LadyHawke, which turns out is an obscure 80s movie that sucked

BYRON BTFO

FUCK BRIAN FRANCE

C A W S H U N

>SNEAK

>LibertyU

fox is getting the commercial out of the way in case there's 7 overtimes

inb4 commercial again

dumb little rich faggot

>That has nothing to do with the performers

False, no one would buy a ticket to see Apollo Crews call someone a jabroni

Got it

Who the fuck is William Byron?

>snape

Unless it's education conn-ection

IT’S HAPPENING!!

>sneak

how much did they pay Byron to spin?

>SNEAK

>sneak

i hope this kid makes an embarrassment of himself in this iconic ride

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I thought Byron was liked here, what happened?

>crash literally has no effect on the race
>Blaney will lose because of this

>nonstop commercials during green flag
inb4 we are live for this entire caution period.

BAck TO COMMERCIAL

>Sneak Jr

Time for more commercials

THANK YOU NU>SNEAK

>Caution

This race needed that. No one was going to try anything until the last lap.

They did it in Xfinity last year.

HAHA FUCK YOU JEFF GORDON

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lol no hes a spoiled brat

This

Logano back on the lead lap! Watch out field!

>all these commercials

Time to admit capitalism was a mistake.

>Chevy is running teenagermobiles while Ford and Toyota still have mid-size sedans

Should never have dropped the Monte Carlos

Man these stops are slow as hell

>Cred Forums liking anything popular
how new r u

>sneak

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it's more the fact that the execs think american'ts don't have the attention span to watch nothing happen for 40 laps in a row

Krut is gonna repeat

Reddit driver will win cap this

William Byron looks like a middle schooler from 2006

fuck off commie

>toyota pace car

wtf happened to nascar

but user, they're all reddit drivers

>implying they consider the viewers at all
stop foolin yourself

Quick: dream manufactuerer and car in NASCAR, go

Blaney will lose because of this stupid caution, ffs

Commercial in 5,4,...

Xenophobe.

Nissan
GTR

we have to let the furriners in or die

Damn this fight night card looks way better than the last or the next PPV. The fuck is UFC doing

I got truex

chebby ss successor
holden or aussie ford

>500 finish under the lights
K I N O
I
N
O

Nissan GT-R35

BMW M5

Mitsubishi with the Z-Ro

LOL
Commercial in 5,4,30000

Volkswagen beetle

this always happens

Dodge Grand caravan

Fuck Martin Truex and everyone who likes him

this is fucking intentional

Mustang vs Camaro vs Charger is what it always should have been

these dubs confirm a Blaney win

If they have another green flag commercial in this race I’m done with nascar

digits and car goes in the crowd

How many years until side-by-side finishes with ads?

LANCIA

Porsche goes in all fields

Herbie pls

GREAT RESTART BY THE 12

here we go

FUCK OFF DENNY

cant wait to watch the fords get BTFO at the real race tracks

leave the pony cars to the junior circuit

this except also viper v gt v corvette

i cant watch this :(

johanna

FUCK THAT STUPID FUCKING CAUTION

hi kyle

Lancia 037 Evo 2.

NEW THREAD

Dacia

DUMB

GM having Aussie and British drivers in Holdens and Vauxhalls sponsord by Tim Tams, Tunnock's Tea Cakes, Vegimite, Marmite and Yorkshire Tea.

Gaughn trying to start a wreck

muh dick

Caution

KURT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Get fucked truex

welp race ruined

BOTH BUSCHES OUT!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BOWMAN NOOOOOOOIO!

FINALLT STENHOUSE GETS FUCKED.

FUCKIN FAGGOT

BIG JUAN

>all the interesting drivers crashed

Fucking based

Crowd is going crazy right now holy shit

how the fuck did blaney get a cup ride? this is the 5th wreck hes caused today

Bubba gonna win this thing

fuiuuuuuuuCKKKKK....

>Muhnard gets a win for Wood brothers
I'd be fine with that.

anyone but 11 and 22

Holy shit what a fixed race

Mfw autism wins