DOPER McDopeface HAHAHHAHAHA!

Luis Price
Luis Price

OAR Doper is a curler.
THAT curler.
HER curler.
Curler flees Olympic Village amid doping accusations.

IOC: BTFO
RUSSIA: BTFO
COMMUNIST QT3.14: BTFO

this is too funny

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rte.ie/sport/olympics/2018/0218/941602-russia-dope-fail/
olympics.cbc.ca/news/article/russian-athlete-pyeongchang-fails-doping-test-report.html
instagram.com/p/BV20rpag9kK/?taken-by=a_nastasia92

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

Why and what the fuck would you dope to be a curler...?

Charles Smith
Charles Smith

What? Form sentences for fucks sake

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

To brush faster and longer, I guess.

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

please leave my slavfu alone :(

Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

Not HER
HIM
rte.ie/sport/olympics/2018/0218/941602-russia-dope-fail/

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

Now you know these accusations are all bogus.

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

Damn Canada either take your meds or stop using illegal drugs, you make cero sense.

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

She's gonna leave him now. Tarnished her image and marketability.

Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

Exactly, the Olympic commitee is clearly just making shit up and being ABRs.

Austin Morris
Austin Morris

OAR banned from the Olympics when?

Kevin Gonzalez
Kevin Gonzalez

I bet he was using it to keep up with his hypersexual wife, who demands to be serviced over 12 times a day.

Alexander Harris
Alexander Harris

inbr OAOOAR

Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

RIGHT HERE, LADS:

olympics.cbc.ca/news/article/russian-athlete-pyeongchang-fails-doping-test-report.html

He has shamed her.
She is effectively single.
Gentlemen, start your engines...

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

How far will pledging my support for Putin get me with her?

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

I don't know, but you've been reported to Homeland Security.
Enjoy a lifetime of watchlists, tapped phones, and never being able to leave the country.

Isaac Reed
Isaac Reed

Dear DoHS et al,
I was in it for the pussy. Please don't send me to federal fuck me in the ass prison.

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

instagram.com/p/BV20rpag9kK/?taken-by=a_nastasia92

Zachary Wright
Zachary Wright

slavs didn't learn anything from shartapova getting busted for meldonium
You literally can't make this shit up at this they honestly must not even care about getting caught

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

Same stuff Sharapova took.

Alexander Ramirez
Alexander Ramirez

you're not wrong

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

alright Im just going to say it, and I'll preface this by admitting that I have sucked a dick before but..

I think she has a weird mouth. Gorgeous eyes, fine hair, decent body but only the top half of her head is attractive.

John Cox
John Cox

guess I'll have to learn Russian now

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

we've reached a new arms race of anons trying to get russian citizenship to curl with anastasia
what a time to be alive

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

may the best man win

Aaron Gutierrez
Aaron Gutierrez

I wanna put my willy in her fanny

Easton Russell
Easton Russell

maybe it's what gave her the man-shoulders

(cannot be unseen)

Camden Flores
Camden Flores

fucking commie chasers.
her mother doesn't want you there.

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

Which is what in NZ? Fannys are worn at the front but I think some places consider it the read

Jack Young
Jack Young

Fanny means vagina

Adrian Powell
Adrian Powell

babushka is no problem, just tell her i'm an unactivated sleeper agent

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

tfw no ax-wielding babushka
why even live

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

That really sucks, we lost the bronze final against this team. We could've also avoided Canada in the semi hadn't OAR beaten us by one point in RR. Would've had a much better chance against China or Switzerland.

Chase Nguyen
Chase Nguyen

IOC and WADA should be punished, they allowed dirty athetle to compete!

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

slav women would kill to get US passport though

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

be curler
dope and fuck up everything for yourself and country
Lmao

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

shes a cute girl

Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

Sharapova was wronged though. It had been banned from start of the year and she got busted in january, she should have been punished but not for that long.

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

Well, you guys should push the IOC.
Just pour on the flattery and tell them that they are indeed kings among men, buy them something expensive, etc.
After all, Carl Lewis ended up with Ben Johnson's gold medal for the 100m in 1988 - even though Carl was just as doped as Ben.

Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

kek

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