Oh look the daily soccer vs football thread
I love soccer and I love football
Life is good
soccer vs football
is actually the same sport
penis inspection day
mes que un club
survive the ground
usa *clap clap*
promotion and relegation
world champion philadelphia eagles
doesn't watch baseball
Your American status has been revoked, please turn in your superior way of life, all liberties, and your multiple firearms
"I support [City name] + [Animal]"
his team is named after an animal
[City name] + [Animal] are my main team, but [City name] + [Profession] and [City name] + [Possibly racist native reference] are my other teams
not supporting city name plus organ of plant
step it up
two minute warning
flag on the play
process of the catch
Time for our <corporate> <sport vocabulary word> of the game
survive the ground
[ _____ ] united
T H I C C ASSES IN MY FACE
*clap clap clap*
Lol who really cares about redskins name.
what do you call it
a bing bong
(britfucks use this to refer to a tackle)
toyota player of the day
She kind of looks like a Romanian girl I know.
sport doesn't maximize its profits with playoffs
do non-americans hate money? explains a lot about you people.
what are cups
they are little things you drink out of
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
I know you're being retarded on purpose, but we have domestic leagues, and the best clubs in those domestic leagues go to play an international (continental) cup, which has """play-offs""".
leagues don't have knock out stages, that's a cup.
winning a cup > best record in the league
I'm pretty sure handegg and figure skating have those m8.
what are you even trying to prove? lmao
hes saying everything should have playoffs.
that's the kind of retarded mentality that gets you dumb best of sevens.
this playoffs should have playoffs
what a retarded country lmao
alsp handegg is literally the most physically demanding sport on the planet so it gets an exception.
11 minutes of actual gameplay in 3 hours
the most physically demanding sport on the planet
holy fuck I am laffin
please, the delusion is real. The average soccer match has more embarrassing cowardly moments than the last 20 years of football.
the most athletic sport is basketball.
but most 'demanding' is certainly handegg, i suppose it depends on what you mean by physically demanding. but handegg players take prescription injections for pain during the games. they give you anecdotes about the day after a game and how your body feels like it was in an actual car crash. they have to put a week in between the games or it would be nearly impossible to have a season.
oh, that's how you judge "phyisical demand"? being courageous?
what a fucking idiot lmao
taking painkillers mid game
what a shit """sport"""
soccer players run as much as 10 miles per 90m that's 7 mph being generous. fat fucks can finish a marathon in 3 hours. best do it in 2. marathon runners are better athletes than soccer players of we go for just running as a metric. so adding kicking to slow runners gets you soccer. just letting you know how gay the running metric is.
admitting to admiring soccer pussies
Please how do you even have an argument. You are literally building the biggest athletes possible to run into each other as hard as possible every play. Yeah i'll say that takes some courage after the absolute shit state of your life after you retire.
He doesn't like best of sevens
I didn't use the "running metric", but now that you mention it, here you go, watch this:
not to mention that I never said football was the most physically demanding sport, I just said that handegg wasn't it.
you just can't stop thinking about the footy boggeyman.
You are literally building the biggest athletes possible to run into each other
they're just fat fucks.
again, what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
You brought it up retard. Jesus I gotta stop talking to you South Americans you can't even remember what the fuck you're talking about.
You brought it up retard
no I didn't.
too fat to understand what people is saying
american reading comrpehension
are all amerimutts this retarded?
Using an English word when they could be using a Dutch word that means exactly the same instead
a drawer is a positive result
the score is one nill
Go ahead goal
most dangerous scoreline
practice rather than training
They wanted it more
cross-country franchise relocation
I support [city name] + [natural disaster]
4 on 3 power-play
best of 7
My only problem with the word "match" is that it implies some kind of even contest. Manchester United/City, sponsored by Chevy/Qatar vs local lads from English rural town #4443b isn't a match.
what word do you even use then?
game and match have completely different meanings.
I think you're thinking of 'contest', as if anyone can win. A match-up in NFL does not have to be even, it's just two people competing against each other. Competition is something you engage in whether or not it's fair. I'm making this all up btw but sure sounds right.
sounds childish 2bh
Game is what you're playing, not the action on itself.
the game is football.
the match is the contest between two football clubs.
student of the game
they wanted it more
yesterday night instead of last night
refs dressing like prisoners
umpire state building
Who the fuck says yesterday night?
Heard it far too many times in my lifetime, amerikneel. Far too many.
I could care less
not an actual cup
he doesn't know
I'd like to thank God
thats one pan faced gook
not an actual owl
World Cup final
no halftime show
no food breaks
game so boring audience recites complicated chant in perfect unison
[City Name] United
[City Name] City
[City Name] FC
out of everything in this thread this is the most unacceptable
they all have their meaning.
it's just really boring and sterile, I understand that europe wants its sports to be classy or elegant or something but it's no fun desu
the winner of the NATIONAL football league is named World Champion
sorry m8, can't find the place.
bud light cam
it's more "boring and sterile" than the retarded formulas of "city name + animal" or "city name + natural disaster"?
Fly Emirates for half the league and Chevrolet for the other half is a much better naming system than those silly Americans have
yes. this is my favorite sports team. mascots are creative and fun. I would much rather have this on my shirt than ANOTHER 'royal' crest that says FC on it
Hill City Tigers is a great historical team name
Detroit Tigers is a terrible team name because Americans make my pussy sore
tapping into local heritage is boring
this post looks like it was written by a 5 years old.
Vikings were the least accomplished conquerors in Europe
Minnesotans and Scandis other than Finns today are soyboy limpwristed betas
It checks out.
there's no club in the world named "Hill City Tigers"
and where in the USA did vikings come from?
I typo’d, Hull City Tigers.
I'm sorry that you can't fathom someone having fun watching sports
one sprung up organically. the other is a franchise designed with maximum marketing and profit in mind
they're not called the tigers though, are they?
it's a nickname.
I'm having fun because the name of the franchise I support is an animal or a natural disaster
see, I was right, you're 5 at best.
Most baseball teams, Tigers included (founded 1901) are older than a fair amount of English soccer teams. I’d say that’s pretty organic.
Fun fact: the National League (of which modern baseball is comprised of it and the American League) is the oldest sporting league in the world. There are older tournaments but no older leagues.
knock out stages
what is Champions League
Minnesota has largest population of Norwegians outside of Norway
irrelevant mudbutt can’t do that simple math
checks out 2bh
Yeah, baseball has some pretty rich history on par with european football teams so it's a bad example really. but let's not pretend the majority of NFL, NBA and NHL team names aren't cringe and plastic as fuck.
a cup, the name doesn't mean it's a league.
there are non champions playing it as well.
so there were never any vikings there?
I was right then, alright.
Oh, I fully agree on that. I just don’t like it when people compare baseball to the other leagues’ retardation.
You just argued Hull City Tigers and Detroit Tigers aren’t the same because Detroit officially has Tigers in its name, now you’re arguing that having a certain word (league) in the title is semantics. You can’t have it both ways, just admit you’re buttflustered by americans
that's because we were arguing about the name of a football club.
but in this case we were not arguing about the name of the tournament, but the system.
it's a cup, not a league.
are all americans this retarded?
names matter unless I say so
organized athletic competitions
taking these threads too seriously
no one calls them like that
check out argentina's other posts
it's not a matter of whether they matter or not.
it's whether we were arguing about the name or not.
and we weren't arguing about the champions league name, we can if you want, but we weren't.
it's not a league, it's a cup.
the name comes from a time were only champions qualified and there were no knock out stages.
you're a fucking idiot.
jesus christ the autism
Wtf Argentina? I never see Chileans be this weird
it's clearly the retarded proxy faggot
It's level pegging, lad
tale of the tape
he's just autistic like that
guys like this running full speed into each other are fat fucks
You are either retarded, baiting, or have never actually watched the sport. It’s okay to not like the sport but don’t act like you know what you’re talking about
I seriously doubt running at full speed will have any effect on their mass
FIGHT AND WIN
No, but I wouldn’t refer to someone bigger, stronger, and faster than you a fat fuck. Pretty athletic desu
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The closest thing you can compare to European soccer is college football/basketball. From the similar "club" origin, chants, ultras (student sections), organic rivalries that date back 100 years, and the fact that teams aren't franchises that can move.
With that being said the NCAA is corrupt as fuck and players doing it >for free is a farce.
Kate with newspaper bleed coming through the paper
embodied in that pic: the grown-man play-acting cringeness the prevents soccer from ever becoming a major sport in North America
ultras (student sections)
the fuck is this????
Americans showing their low IQ yet again.
we'll go dooping mental
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