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I want Shannon to ritually disembowel me then fuck my throat through my empty ribcage
He wrote something for me, and got arrested trying to Play Wiid in Nampa
So far away.. fuck off
He was try to avoid/kill? me?
Don't know.. maybe the Queen, then
acquiescent, but sleeping
this was a Nuclear War Aversion
she next the sleep
Hell for you Sir
Unforgivable, post Qt Dogs.. old ones..
My lame name is Gaelic
any Orange in (Yu)
Mun and Pae
515, you know what stone
FLY THE SAD LADIES
lost to usa 5-0
lost to sweden 3-1
u have 1 more vs kr
I hate Master P
can we just have 1
he said would, just let him Fire
bi ath something
he just wants to be sexy, Assholes
let him be Bi
i hate softball
not a sport unless AMMMOO
OMA now..I guess
don't suck that
Jackson would suck and /hoc/
ATH will be electriy today
eat something enormous.. I need Italians.. not all of them, right..
why not call them the colorado hockies
What the fug are you on
NHL beginner here, which team has the best Finnish players? I'm done with international hockey
don't die just this moment
Watch the news, Finnish Person
DO NOT SWEAR AT THE AOD
get some sleep
The Oilers, my friend
jets, hurricanes, panthers
gay thread op
I will give you the Dia Beatles, fag
All right, that's enough
This has been a production of the Air Farce and a farcical Football Season, and product of Coca Cola and Heroin
drink up, He kills us All
the end could be a million years away
I don't even believe in this
right? County of Lies?
Bowman, why so many Men?
I want your mind.. just shake the rest, you love to dance..
i am ancient
Canada has no chance losing to OAR right?
Because not going to watch the game.
of course it's Prime
so no betting, they saw this
they know too
always have dough
is this Peter?
i now nothing about him
join us Family
don't get sick
CZECH THOSE DIGITS
Does anyone still have the kippers booty pic? I need it for scientific reasons.
Are you from Idaho?
unless you need to shit, Enemy
I got it 3D-printed
fuck haven't really been paying attention and the pongs in first place. theyre gonna three peat aren't they
I hope so
fuck the Beat Hocs
t. future man
i knighted thee
if you acceept Plague
You won't Die
if it's Prim--
down the Pill, back the Appointed
what did you snort this time?
Are you feeling well?
he's done so many drugs that he said he once had a drano smoothie. rip braincells
be top tier goalie your entire career
be the only thing keeping your team competitive
team lets you down ever year
you'll never win a Cup
if I were Lundqvist I'd be inconsolable too
You bet, and I'll be going to my sixth Stanley Cup victory parade :^)
Gallant's still pissed he got fired from the Panthers for no reason and his hatred is going to will the Golden Knights to a Cup win
do u like him?
real binland hours
There is a monster living inside most people in our society. and that is the devil! Swearing, nasturbation, porn, marijuane, apple products, these are the signs. You must resist these things, or else our loving, forgiving god will condemn you to eternal damnation.
non-hockey related post
hockey related post
did you expect anything else from pooceania?
You poople need god
There is but one god, and his name is Patric Hörnqvist
pens fans only showing up now
hey just like in real life
Watch one of them is gonna post the flowchart
sweating over any hockey game before march
can't even imagine what shit teams you support m8s
Just woke up
now go forth and fight the zog, aryan warrior
being this revisionist
/we/ have literally been saying 2017 doesnt matter and we would threepeat all year
Real Australian Hours
good goy waking up nice and early for the morning jew
now go forth and go to work, wage cuck
you live in nova-scotia
Yes. Where else in Canada would be awake this early?
reminder that non whites have NO PLACE in the game of hockey
Ontario here, early mornings are the best time of day
I agree. Its that comfortable time when euros are at work and albortions are asleep
Lucky I'm a white Jew then.
How are the Flyers ahead of New Jersey, with same points, same GP but less wins?
Thats probably it, but should it go by all together wins first?
If two or more clubs are tied in points during the regular season, the standing of the clubs is determined in the following order: The fewer number of games played (i.e., superior points percentage).The greater number of games won, excluding games won in the Shootout. This figure is reflected in the ROW column. The greater number of points earned in games between the tied clubs. If two clubs are tied, and have not played an equal number of home games against each other, points earned in the first game played in the city that had the extra game shall not be included. If more than two clubs are tied, the higher percentage of available points earned in games among those clubs, and not including any "odd" games, shall be used to determine the standing. The greater differential between goals for and against for the entire regular season.
Ahh okay. Another reason to hate loser points
shootout wins are a meme and shouldn't count
i think its because philly its 2-1-1 against nj this year.
Devils are shootout babbies confirmed
Shootout wins > shootout/OT losses
Back from my ban. Called kipshit a tranny and got a ot-ban.
Really activates the almonds
How do I unsubscribe from this blog?
Keep fighting the good fight my man
Not him but I am
What is a steelhead?
how the fuck have the cantpucks and the coyotes not played each other this year when they are in the same division??
it's a type of trout
Garry can't schedule
Please no bully Columbus
imagine being coached by tortellini
Important game against a division rival to stay in the WC hunt
Roll over and die
Poojackets will never win a playoff series.
They play the devils tomorrow they should be just fine
They will unironically beat the lightning in the playoffs
Don’t fucking (you) me
Imagine being this delusional
not thinking that it won’t be the biggest upset in nhl history
WHO LET VEGAS BACK IN FIRST IM MAD
not having any faith in a team you follow
Implying I don't have faith in the team I follow
Made of steel?
Bobrovsky is a meme
implying that an upset isn’t possible
You’ve seen the flyers do it with literal nobodies why can’t the jackets do it with somebodys
Fans who don't care
For me, it's pee pee poo poo posting
Jackets wont be playing the Lightning. /yourteam/ is gonna play >us again when we make a run for first in the east
fans who don’t care
It’s obvious you watched the jackets game last night, penguins and jackets fans always invade each others arenas like this it’s only because they are so close, leafs fans do this but all over the NHL and red wings fans too but otherwise the jackets fan base is pretty loyal
implying that the jackets will even come close to the first wild card or even Pittsburgh falling to second while the jackets get third for the second year in a row
Jackies in 4>caps in 5>lightning in 6>Vegas in 6
Did you even read the post?
10 minutes left.
You're probably one of the guys that posts all the empty stands at penguins games too
STAY MAD FAGGOT, WE RUN THIS LEAGUE NOW
Empty because the jackets were getting BTFO anyone would leave a shit game like last night
But again most of the fans at the game were penguins fans so that doesn’t surprise me
Most of the fans at my teams home game we're the other team's
OH NO NO NO
hold other team is 23 shots
LOSING TO THE FUCKING BOILERS
is he having a renaissance season?
Pretty sure he's having he's best season ever.
Who's he playing with this year?
lazy bastards, watch the women play
why aren't the Devils above the Flyers? they have more wins.
now do it without the beard
attention seeking self harm
they've played 4 times already?
isles mild today at 1
I sure hope there isn’t 3+ goals given up again
For me it’s taking a large bowel movement in a public restroom
Rather him than kipshit
implying that isn't inevitable
quite possibly the worst experience ever
Grease is alright. Atleast he doesnt spam anime for sunbelt teams
Grease is alright.
You'd be more lucky hoping for a billion dollars in your doorstep.
letting grease live in your head
Are all FInns this cute?
The finn is cute. The russian not so much
I just know that the left one listens black metal
Only way he can afford it
Which one is which
Too far in the back to tell
All Finns out of my /hoc/ or i blow up your nation. These dubs aint lying
there is only a final solution for the finish nation
I feel like Laine just raped me through my monitor.
Make me, l*af
H*ck off pekka
Finns are welcome
Mediterranean subhumans are NOT
Literally no difference in those statements
For me, it's Norge, the best skaters known to man.
You mean the dutch
shoo shoo, you can't play ice hockey
For me, its iceland.
Only countries with an olympic gold medal in ice hockey can post in /hoc/
Shooo shoo stinky smelly scandanavians minus sweden
/hoc/ hall of fame tier post
For clarification on which countries these are
Yeah well you said Scandinavia which we clearly aren't part of so thanks for welcoming us, leaf friend :)
Are you on the list?
Not worth of (you)'s anymore, queerpers. Put your trip back on so your posts get filtered
Only people with gold medal in sports that matter can post ITT.
Non bobsleigh Gold getters can get out!
at hockey gold
You'd miss us desu.
Id miss Denmark. Im indifferent to norge.
let us be clear here
hi. How are you today? :)
Some norge are rude to me
All Norge /hoc/ posters are good boys whom did nothing wrong
Then why did I catch a Norge saying fuck Canada a few days ago?
Boys I’m getting scared, Starting next Thursday I have lab reports due the week after and I’m going to have to have 3 In one week, am I fucked
Yes. Drop out
Only a Canadian would say this
also non-hockey related post
Leafs tend to be quitters. No surprises here
T. Country has insanely high suicide rate
The ultimate quit
I choked hard on my first two I hope I don’t lose it
t. fell for the memes
I got a 25/40 and a 8.4/20 on the first two lab reports
We haven’t had a lab report due since then I’m fucked
Thanks for the @. They are worth more than (You)
no games for four days
What is this shit?
A to! I hit the jackpot
Im takin these right to the bank
Internal /hoc/ memorandum
DO NOT DISCLOSE
re: The Canadian Attention Whore
The individual in question is expected continue his current course of action.
Any attempts to engage with him have met with failure. Continuing to do so will only clog the thread and continue to drag it off-topic.
All /hoc/ posters are instructed to ignore this individual for the health of the thread.
Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action.
thank for waiting
Damn him, he still Die
will kovalchuck ever come back?
Doubles don't always killed
I stirrrrrr the Death Milk Shake
iodine one thirty one
this but the opposite
What's up with all the trip fags? Go to Reddit if you want a username
All the NHLers are at the Olympics so they scheduled a break so they could play
What’s the call on new balance 547s?
Do you like it kippers
at large phallices
It's gross mostly because it's mutilated and veiny. Shouldn't have had the Jew surgey
one large singular vein dominates the shaft
he doesn't like it veiny
are you gay?
the head is too small compared to the shaft. it looks like a maggot, only larger
sure is san jose around here
/hoc/ - huge overwhelming cocks
What the fuck is going on in here
Jannies are dead
/hoc/ - homosexuallity out (of) control
Some gay faggot is off his meds
Fantastic double entendres
how did u get my pic?
/hoc/ - homos over compensating
You can stop any time boston
GET DICKS OUT OF MY /HOC/ YOU FAGGOTS
This is your fault for not going to church /hoc/
I recognize thoses filenames.
This is the tampa bay/anime poster.
Dicks out for /hoc/
Sidney Crosby and a referee uncut Wrong
It’s me ted from Akron
I don't go to church and I'm only mildly aroused rn
There are a lot of nhl players in gay porn
This, Protestantism saves you
The only thing that will save your soul is a succulent cock
LOOK ITS ALEX MARTINEZ
What did Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin mean by this
I'm for hockey not dicks you fucking cunt
Team USA? More like team USGAY
Just abandon thread we'll reconvene at game time
Why don't you cunts fuck off to /lgbt/ or /asp/
I for one welcome our new homosexual friend
mad at gay
Really makes me think
see you guys in two days
Good to see /hoc/ is comfortable with its sexuality now.
Holy shit this thread
TOP KEK ITS PULJU SUCKING OFF LAINE
Guys, I just got fired from my job because of this thread
sue them for homophobia
bottom of the barrel
serves you right for looking at a bunch of dicks at work
It is awesome how a bit of the cock can get so many ass hurt.
Damn this is hot as fuck
Them Janitors are sure warning their pay cheque by standing up for love
At least there's a female in it
how much pay do they receive for their services?
Post 18 years old boys, I'm not really into hairy men
I can assure you they are well compensated
m8 can you go post this stuff in /heem/ occasionally. we recently lost our daily spammer and need another one
Same. Young is so much hotter. I never got the whole grizzly bear thing. I guess because I am just starting out. I need them to at least look a bit like a girl. Not ready for real high test yet.
VERY good post streak lads. My favorite so far has been
This is cocks threads now, contribute or leave.
triggered by bears and blessed otters
Post their dicks or gfto
This thread needs a hero...
Stanley Cup Finals 2018
Golden Knights vs Pens
Pens looking to threepeat, winning the first 3 games
Golden Knights pulling a reverse sweep
Winning Game 7 in Las Vegas
already dead man walking anyway
Feminazis and their disgusting meat curtains btfo
Wtf is going on in here
Post dicks you freak
Oh no no no
Nuke this thread
Kys spamming cunt
Thank you good sir. It is about time we stand up to this me too bullshit and reestablish the patriarchy with true men and their dicks up other true men asses
19/2/18 - the day /cric/ was better than /hoc/
The things I'd do to have her sit on my face man
Just make sure you got some vagisil on your lips. I can detect a bit of bacterial issues there.
dicks littering /hoc/
one literal who roastie
yeah I won't miss this place
So this is why they're not getting paid
Kippers is the only mod here
Denmark hates funposting
Fucking continentals I swear
So in order to summon.. her, I'd have to post her butt-pic?
Not as many medals as us. It's understandable.
literal eurofags defending cockspamming
what did I expect on /hoc/
So in order to summon.. her, I'd have to post her butt-pic?
I think it's a safe bet Kippers is already here and enjoying it
Wouldn't surprise me
Kippers is still drunk from the 6-1 win against the Bruins. He will be up later once the Pharmacy opens.
pretty sure kippers is a homosexual asian boy.
blackhawks are gonna stomp the kangs
Nothing wrong with it, mutt. Homosexuality is white man's sexuality.
highest concentration of autism on the entire board.
Are the rumors of the existence of a KippAss 2.0 true?
This. Nothing wrong with displays of pride in white culture. Just like at a pride parade.
Since Finland hasn't stepped up, will any other country manage to win gold in Olympic hockey other than Canada, Russia, USA, Sweden, and the Czechs?
who can stop the central?
He already listed Sweden
Reminder that if it is not snowing out your door you live in the sunbelt
It MAY snow later; if it doesn't, am I sunbelt?
THE FUCKING ENEMY BABY
go wash youmouth Out, Scnadi
make that illegal next, they shut this Down
2021, at least
but they Coming, money
How do i get qt icelandic hockey gf?
Sunbelt shitters will never know the feeling of your nostrils freezing solid
Support the Pens it seems
Be from Manitoba and hang out in Gimli. Goolies all over the place up there.
Wouldnt even take a step into manitoba even if it meant i get to suckle on Hilary Knights feet
is that a slangterm for Icelanders?
Used to be a slur for Icelanders way back in the day, but its kind of a form of endearment now.
what the hell, they're not even that many to have a migrant community. And why would anyone move FROM Iceland anyway?
What's a goolie?
Reminder this is the true snowbelt/sun belt
They actually do; Gimli has the most amount of Icelanders outside of Iceland.
leave home country hoping to find a better life
settle in Manitoba
What did they mean by this
why did you circle the antarctic correctly and not the arctic?
I don't gotta explain shit
Drinkin' crown royal and eating Vinartarta
he doesn't know the north pole is smaller than the south
the name arctic means "where bears live"
How many brave /hoc/ posters did we lose today?
Just the mentally ill ones
Still here, still waiting for more dicks
I'll gib you benis binland
Post it then, I'll rate, h8 and masturb8
Minnesota Wild @ New York Islanders
Lmao the penguins can't stop winning at this point
Stop being lewd Finlan
Can't help it, sorry
Doggo getting assaulted by oink doggos :)
3rd round pick for Michel Kempny
Is this a good move or is reddit fucking up again
rumors about Hoffman still going strong
Don't fucking do it Dorion.
I hope everyone showered this morning. Early hockey games are no excuse for poor hygiene!
i did after gym
not filtering everyone but yourself
/hoc/ is my domain
tfw Lightning playmaker
I knew I should have signed for 10+ M$
ate a whole jar of peanut butter again lads
worse team worse role
i'm probably playing on the same line as mcgaykid
I see why im so angry
born in summer
S O Y
B O Y
Nigga we 6peat
even worse, only redemption is snow stays til may
Don't acknowledge it.
Nigga try harder
summer is literally the only correct time to be born
have fun living a life that doesn't include a birthday 6 months after christmas, pleb.
a new tripfag in MY /hoc/
waiting 6 more months for gifts
How do you survive?
calm down la it's just memes
no I’m the Tampa Bay anime poster
canada beating finland
russia beating czechers
Oilers lottery pick
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
data mining /hoc/
SHAN’T be revealing my date of birth in this thread
canada beating finland
If we did, Canada will
I wish generals didn't exist
Either that or ban trips
is that karlsson
imagine being a new tr*p c*ck and trying to reply to every post to try and stay relevant in a dead general on Monday afternoon
imagine being upset at letters
i can't desu
eh, I'll take it
“basketball, basketball, basketball’’
Imagine creating an identity on an anonymous image board because you crave attention so badly lmao
would you a finn?
i wish i was dead. but its at least that theres this early game on today
It could be worse. You could be tripping
Based cooler finland
acid bad user, don't encourage him.
Pretty sad to be desu
it's still responding and giving free (you)s
bet it doesn't @ me
i really do not like ‘johnny hockey’ but i like that many players thats on calgary. i also like many of the bruins so for me this game is good to watch. i hope theres some fights
tfw you made the op and have unlimited yous
(you)s don't show up if OP retard cuck
Have a less cancerous >(You)
he doesn't know
H O W L I N G
I'm glad you're not dead
Is estonia the best /hoc/ poster?
bretty down to earth chill guy doesn't afraid of anything
i wish i was dead
"A wish is a desire without an attempt."
yes i mean i desire it
got £5k on capitals to win
how BLACKED am i
Our playoff chances are looking pretty bleak lads
going back in the box after a penalty
Which one of you fags was at the game last night?
the "oh right, that team exists" of the NHL
holy kek this can't be real
costa rica tier
cuckjacket fans were getting bullied by dudes like this
Lmao just nuke the whole state of ohio
Don't we all, my friend, don't we all.
let's see what we get
for the Oilers
rip my career
please press F to pay respects
wtf no that's not how it works
Jesus Christ that's an abomination
Poolumbus Poo Pookets
people of african and middle eastern origin often have no idea what their actual birthday is
best Korea are >rags fans
F my dude. At least you get to play alongside Pulju and Chiarelli might sign you to a meme contract.
it said guaranteed replies, so I gave it (You)s. I am a charitable man.
come on islanders, i need you here
rangers are the best team in the league
Well sorry about the isles shit defense. You got fucked
their offense isn't much to brag about either tbqhf
they just threw the game
stop posting this coal burner
lies, jew lies
No one is ever going to like you. Post as user or fuck off.
why do all games except with pittsburg feel like low energy exhibition games
They suck I don't even know why I allowed myself to hope
because the Penguins play in Consol Energy Center
be a rangers fan
No they dont
*Pittsburgh Post Gazette Paints Arena
that islanders game did
Why are there early games today? Is there some sort of holiday?
switch to the worst new york team
jew york shitty
because vegas bought everyone
Get ready for Seattle to do the same thing in 2 years
They play at PPG paints Areba, thus why they are such artists on the powerplay
Okay, cool. Thanks
3 teams in the state of New York
they all suck
still have 8 more cups than minny soda
is the game on direct tv?
that sucks. seattles okay tho
hanging onto the past because the future is a nightmare
hanging onto nothing because you have nothing
they have a combined 8 (eight) more Stan Lees than the """"state of hockey"""""
relevant at all
got a boob job and quit "porn"
bruins or flamers hoc
ruins because they're playing the bolts in the ecf
more relevant than NY
Idk what it is, but I like it
peak flyover hours desu
0 generational talents
1 first overall draft pick that busted
Zero cups faggot
What are the best ever hockey players per state/province?
a beautiful and outspoken woman
Like highest per capita? NWT i think
California: Wayne Gretzky
rest I have no clue
Why do people hate uncle leo? He is such a nice guy.
Wisconsin: Phil Kessel
You can easily look uo each state/province here
Some depressing words out of Columbus
"They're very smart offensively. They're not going to just shoot the puck on net and hope that it will go in." - Bob himself
His statement comes after putting up around 100 more shots then any team in their last 5 games.
And also, every BJ fans favorite string of words:
"I thought we did some good things..." Torts
Come ahhnn. This shit blows goats.
wow buffalo is garbage
fuck my life
MTL fan favourite
fuck me i'm a frog
HATE non whites
They got cucked by the Flyers yesterday.
sorry for you're loss frenchie
Or a native
California? Gretzky was born in Brantford
Crosby's is the best from Nova Scotia, cant think of anyone who could take that from him
'no' Crosby is western PA born and raised under papa Lemieux
Will the blue jackets bankrupt just like the pens did?
It's good to see the flames play at 9pm. Now I can watch us get fucked and not be tired in the morning
What games you think he plays?
Hotline Miami cuz he wishes he could play in Florida
those fat arms
The Hurricanes will bankrupt desu
Marchand is Nova Scotia's best, retard
Speak English, user.
You didn't hear?
Theyl move to Quebec before that happens?
lol I knew it, so transparent
We have no idea what you're talking about.
(yes its my b-day)
No they got new owners and are filling seats again. Boutta flash back to 2006 desu
happy b day
I lived in Raleigh for two years and never met one sports fan my entire time living there let alone Hurricanes fan. Actually it was mostly Steelers fans there.
do they still make Donkey kong?
Sonic the Hedgehog maybe?
it's another "morons on /hoc/ pretend not to know what Bettman, Dundon, the arena owners, or anyone else has said" episode
Holy shit how many timed do we have to do this.
Why don't you go to games?
there has barely been a sighting since 2007
Nintendo franchise on a Sony handheld
Did I dream this or was it 1-1 boston calgary
anyone see that?
looks like it my be a goal
god fucking dammit buffalo
congrats on your big day
no goal because trip afterwards
Reverse call on the ice to a good goal
Back up the time
The penalty which was called AFTER the goal still stands
I can't believe this is how it works.
It was called a good goal and that faggot still tried to get the tripping call overturned
Here's hoping some Scorch spirit can help the flames beat the Bruins
thank you, very nice posts