>he does it for free
He does it for free
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An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."
Based
IT'S EVEN FUNNIER THE SECOND TIME
Americans are easily butthurt and can't handle banter. I'd apologize but I don't want to be a fucking leaf.
KEK
Butthurt american moderators deleted that thread
10/10
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It's fucking hilarious how much of a butthurt american he is
jannies here are fucking fun-hating nazis that delete anything that isn't one of the bullshit generals (aka little slices of reddit)
Oh wow.
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BTFO AGAIN
DELETE THIS
Being American itself is a joke
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Sanchez with the bants.
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Gehehehe
BASED
why do you always insist on sharing your illness with us?
>American
>walks
You know she is an Amerimutt right?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
When this inevitably gets deleted by hotpockets, make the next one start with "An American rolls in to a pub" instead of walks.
what? what is this
lel
>the fever dream, the squirt queen
Gonna write a song about this.
HOL UP
lel
>An American rolls in to a pub
>punchline before the punchline
jannies literally seething lmao
>amerifats
We like our humor like we like our food, excessive.
BOOOOOOOM
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>de gay
Seriously though, why does he get into such an absolute state over some bants?
Any time it relates to Americans he just rushes to delete the whole thread, what an insecure chap. I hope he's at least getting a decent wage from this
Also United will beat Sevilla, probably
>Make sure to check your spam box!
FOR FREE
that's not really appropriate -.-
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
neither is your weight
B T F O
Gahahahahahahahajha
saved
We will get this to 200 posts.
kek
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RUDE
Lame, be more original than this.
>Europoor banter
Good job Sanchez for keeping this alive.
Oh lawd
When does it end
A tourist visiting America walks into a pub. He bumps into a large man who spills his drink. Before he can apologize the large man is cleaning up the floor with a mop. The tourist offers to buy the large man a drink to which he replies, "no thanks, I do this for free."
OH FUCKING SNAP
LOL
Gehehehehheheheheeheh
Nah, I don't think United will beat them 4-3, there won't be that many goals.
Unless you're saying the janitor does it for free, but surely that can't be right?
>63 posts
>32 IPs
this is sad
come on, would you work for free? of course their services are remunerated!
this is sad
That is what you call "rent free"
i don't like the implication that if he were getting paid it would make the work acceptable
try and picture all the failures and missed opportunities someone must have made throughout their life to end up a janny. just imagine it for a second
lmfao
OH SNIP HAHAHA
>poster count went up 1 (one)
Look at the swede spamming in this thread, it's even more sad
What's wrong with being a leaf?
there is a fucking moron leaf on this board that spams threads about cristiano ronaldo literally several times a day, and bumps them with his japanese and romanian proxies, and absolutely freaks the fuck out if he receives any banter of any degree
yea how dare someone post twice in a thread
>he needs to shitpost with another flag so he's not ashamed to be Americ*n
you can't make this up
why's he so mad bros
Americans on Pooicide watch!
proxy or US ''soldier''? do they have bases in finland?
this is truly pathetic
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Much like your weight.
You already made this exact joke in this thread
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN
OH NO NO NO
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lol
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that you, crywank?
What exactly do you mean by "free"?
DESTROYED
Amerimutts are the worst
Nazis were better
Fucking USSR was better
Even our shitskins are better creatures than these fatfucks lmao
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The absolute state of Europoors, recycling the same jokes in this very thread.
SAD! Very low energy.
That he gets absolutely no compensation for his efforts.
GETS ME EVERY TIME
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>vacation in fucking finland
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I think it means he receives no remunerations whatsoever for the services he provides
someone correct me if I'm wrong
why u posting a short chubby thing not a warthog?
Sweden is too brown for me, I wouldn't feel like in home there.
>that KFC bucket
>those donuts big enough to send any normal human into a diabetic coma
la creatura truly is a different species
Nah, that can't be.
No one works for absolutely nothing.
>wouldn't
wow
AMERIHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
it borders on or is probably classified as slavery but for some reason this is acceptable behaviour in the USA
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muh dick
SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIT
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Roasted
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damn
>yfw she spent more calories trying to get up
this thread has lasted longer than the janitor's last diet
How the fuck do you let this happen. I know depression but Jesus fucking Christ it has to take like a decade to blow up like this
don't post webms of my wife or my wifes cookie ever again
>when you want to delete a thread but your comfort wipe falls into the toilet
probably a mix of low IQ and childhood trauma
the fatter you get the least efficient your body gets at handling extra calories the more fat you get.
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Lol, thanks Texas
and zyprexa
>the way they pretend it's not for super obese fuckers
lmao
SAVAGE
t. gipsy moron
Your base caloric expenditure directly relates to your body mass, genius. These cows just unironically eat a gallon of ice cream a day.
oh no no no
Holy fucking mother of FUCK that's pathetic.
what the fug
ignorance like this is how you guys end up needing mobility scooters in the first place
Look up "basal metabolic rate formula", then kys.
BBBAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>american ''science''
no thanks lardo
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AHAHAHAHA
>romanian "science"
See
i think its real fuckin funny
yeah, its obvious america is fat, im not going to deny that
but the rest of europe is too
holy shit you're mad af you fat cunt
>this fookin fatso doesn't know about the ROMANIAN deadlift
proper sports science
Based capitalism
she looks like a bulgarian gypsy prostitute who forcefully solicits herself when you step outside the hotel. only fatter.
it's called "Americanization"
Christ just as many replies as this morning. It appears Europeans have finally discovered humor.
He's a big guy.
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>yfw I was born in a destitute albanian village and forced to flee my home by muslim hordes
but at least I'm not american
>Being a big guy comes with its advantages
>go to phone post
>cant, banned for something posted in november 2017 in /lit/ about being a 27 year old sperg
>???
But wasnt even me
It was me.
>go to post on Cred Forums
>banned for posting CP back in 2008
>ISP was actually range banned and couldn't post back then
something is wrong here
Really makes you think.
it's someone with your area code who got banned
I'm not sure about the first world but here you can run into IPs that were used on the other side of the country and I actually ran into the same banned one both at home and on the other side of the country. shit back before 2010 if you tried to go on one of those 'my ip' websites you'd always be in some place 400kms off your actual location
surreal
>an american has a heart attack walking into a bar...
>It Ain't Me starts playing
Go to the IRC and talk to the mods.
Congratulate them on their great job while you're at it.
>use pub free wi-fi to shitpost
>range ban already in place for ip address because someone posted kiddie porn from wi-fi hotspot once upon a time
>uh-oh
kek
Kek the second time was even better
>167 posts
>59 IPs
Still samefagging I see, pathetic.
>guy behind the bar is actually fbi
imagine trying to explain to a bunch of old suits what Cred Forums is and what you're doing there
Due to size restrictions 1 amerifat post = 2 normal posts
Good one Alexis
Damn you brits are on fire and I say this as the anti-brit posting swede
>go on vacation in foreign country
>log into Cred Forums
>can't since the site is banned in that country
>open proxy
>try to shitpost
>proxy is banned
one of the australians on Cred Forums banned more than half the public socks5 that worked
>Due to size restrictions 1 amerifat post = 2 normal posts
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get a 5chan pass m8
EEEEEYYYYYYY
We don't walk user we use electric scooters come on get it right.
Amazing!
lol
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Breddy gud
>he pays to post
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you can't tell how fat someone is from their ip dumbass
>doesn't understand the joke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>tfw hid my pass clover and can't find how to unhide
shut the fuck up fat fuck
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>enter thread
>get shot
IT NEVER ENDS
OH FUCKING SNAP HE DID IT AGAIN
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
MY FUCKING SIDES
Happens all the time when phone posting.
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Weak
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ITS FUNNY CAUSE THEY ALWAYS GET SHOT LMAO
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FUCK YOU ALL AS A SWEDISH-AMERICAN I JUST WISH YOU TO ALL GO FUCK YOURSELF. FUCK YOU BRITAIN WE HAVE MORE GOLD MEDALS THAN YOU AT THE OLYMPICS WHICH MEANS OUR POPULATION IS MORE FIT
>CHILE
>FUCKING RELEVANT
since4pass in options field
>this confuses the american
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Would smash desu
underrated
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lads
LADS
An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."
>lads
>LADS
>An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."
>be american
>go to school
>a shooter kills all your friends
>you survive by a miracle
>go to the church to thank Jesus
>get shot
>be american
>get a grip
DELET
>ameriplagues
a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2
russian says: it's clearly 4
canadian says: it's clearly 4
american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson
bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face
>black death
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truly your mangnum opus
>tfw to fat to wipe your own ass
>shooting in a public place
>it's not the american doing it
FAKE
Goddamn how does he do it?
haha
>tfw no sweaty mangrab exhibitions at your local supermarket
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>be american
>easier to get shot than buy/sell liquor shots
Amerifats seething
that is not nice
STOP THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Based Dimitar with the bantz
look up driving license requirements in america if you haven't heard about them yet
STOP NOW
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Plot twist: the bartender is american as well
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1461>>817514381409>>817510350983>817509010955>>81750888>508865081850759507185061750544504745019550137501155008850011FUCK YOU ALL AS AN AMERICAN I HATE YOU ALL WHY BULLY US, WHY NOT THE FUCKING BRITS, GERMANS, FRENCH OR THE CANADIANS WHY US
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Autism
Now tell me how many shootings Wyoming has had? Only soyboy and nigger states have shootings
t. M. Night Shyamanalalalaban
>be american
>fight a civil war to give blacks the right to fuck your women
>wideoming
probably none you're still fat though
>state with 5.97 people per square mile doesn't have shootings
wow whoddu thunk that huh
Whiter than you achmed
STOP ENOUGH IS ENOUGH