Just clear the lip edition
Freestyle women's halfpipe finals
nobody in here?
do we even care now that the Hungarian girl didn't qualify?
why make a new thread
Heaven or Hell bros
is there already a thread?
This is Canadas gold celebration thread.
I just wanted to feel like I'm helping
it's pretty meh tbf
How come? She's one of the few who didn't crash.
zero reason for a new one
kek, Buddha BTFO
Haha I saw that, camera panned up real fucking quick.
It looks so unenthusiastic. I only came here to post that sign that the Beeb had to pan away from
I guess you COULD say that.
Come on Maddie bring the gold. My economy for the rest of February depends on you
i miss deathslope and snowboard halfpipe
woods is so try hard on comms. 4th placed prick
He beat her up
Holy shit he needs to get a life already.
>redhead in back scratching her fanny
Has he done this before? Just saw the camera pan up real fucking quick lel
Don’t worry :)
Just to give you an idea of what to expect today, this is the level of competition we saw in qualification yesterdays.
What about Yeezus?
I remember seeing him on the luge track a few days ago, cameras are mostly locked there so they couldn't do anything about it.
Apparently he has been to other Olympics.
Is this an elaborate Andy Kaufman joke?
that's for the quarterfinals though, not the final.
Looks Asian to me so I just assumed it was some mad Korean Christian
Holy shit LOL
why are women about 15 years behind compared to men ?
>women in charge of skiing
So is this just spinning with no flips?
Tbf they look like they're trying a bit harder and pulling bigger tricks today, yesterday was a joke
Impressive, she even went in reverse and didn't fall. I think we got this gold easily.
I'm glad this hungarian is so shit, that litterally no one has paid any attention to how shit the danish skiier was in that qualification
This is probably the best example of >women I've seen so far this Olympics.
women are like 14yo men, that's their skill ceiling
kek how bad was the danish girl?
lol that has to be a joke
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
that alley-oop was money
Litterally the same run as her, but she made a 360 at one point and crashed
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>starting with the left side 540, into a right side 540, great variation of tricks
Are there any sports in this Olympics where the women objectively are more impressive to watch than the men?
USA gold and bronze incoming
Anyone else fired up by those knee patches?
figure skating but just when they spread their legs
god French accents are sexy
With those skills I could probably start today and make it to 2022
Figure skating is very pretty for women, but the men get higher jumps. I'd say figure skating is the closest when it comes to skill.
REEEEEE FUCK OFFFFFF
I am here now.
I'd rather bang Chloe Kim than Shaun White
>grabbing the blunt
She can ride my pipe any day haha
damn leaf, this was a better run
bobsled and luge for butts
>scrub a bunch of speed
>do a 360
>into a straight air
>i-i love black dick
are these judges just forgetting prior runs? what the fuck are they smoking
Get the maple syrup ready boys. We bringing home another gold
"And into a..... flare"
Sounds weird when they don't have a mouthful of degrees and words to say eg. Double cork 1260
This should be a fun two rounds.
All freestlye skiing and snowing tricks are variations of spinning, and there's only so many ways to spin. It's one of the reasons people quickly get bored with these sports and ignore them in non-olympic years.
YOU JUST KNOW
my pp is a big fan of her face guys
>this is actually gonna be a good competition
fuck me I wanted to watch Vonn lose in the downhill
FUCKING FROG REEEEEE
Could we see a rare occurrence of a leaf not choking in a judge ski event?
hell for me. seems like way more fun.
Don't count your beavers before they hatch
What a crock of shit
why do you have to be such a twat about it?
nvm I guess downhill isn't until Wednesday. I think there were schedule changes.
>commentators keep talking about Rosalind skiing with a broken arm as if that is amazing when we have already seen Marquis qualifier for moguls finals without an ACL
Fuck that Samsung commercial, right in the ass
These commentators don't have a fucking clue. I really dislike them.
These events won't last long and will be remembered as funny as the 80's haircuts.
do you have a vagina?
This is nowhere near as exciting as the snowboarding
Is it the fucking one with the boy and the girls doll?
uhm shitlord? she's a trans woman
M O D S
Just thinking this.
More like GrouneWOULD
Men's slopestyle skiing was way better than men's slopestyle snowboarding
"""""Great"""""" Britain BTFO
So will I get fired tomorrow when I refer to Cassie Sharpe as a hot piece of ass?
The wogsocket can embarrass us no further.
Unless you work on an oil rig, probably
>Chink presenting ass
I thought Rowan was a boy's name
>mr bean goes skiing
that jesus sign guy, fucking based
Well fuck. I was going to do it while interviewing her.
>this autist is back
JESUS = HEAVEN
NO JESUS = HELL
One of our skier's name is Devin Logan.
he's right though
based cbc leaf
That sign was at skeleton too I think, that guy gets around.
is it one guy or a cult of them. i've seen the sign a bunch of times now
I've heard of girls named Devin before
Is maddie bowman autistic
Hey man we're all having fun here
Honestly family, Christianity went to shit once people stopped believing in hell, otherwise it gets too pussy.
the same guy
god damn it bowman
Fuck sake get your shit together Maddie I'm fucking counting on you
autistic tics for sure
NO JESUS = FALL
Just stop fucking falling on the last trick holy shit
how much on the line bro?
did you make a bet user?
was i talking to you, namefag?
>slide up the side of the pipe
>do some flippy turns
>repeat x 6
>get an arbitrary score
>betting money on the olympics
you where asking for it desu
Yes I got 1000 DKK on Maddie. Approximately 120£
So does your highest score count for medals? Wtf is up with these weird ass scores?
Maggie did the exact same shit in slopestyle
good luck man, what was the odds?
Fuck outta here usa
(( AMPLITUDE ))
>I agree with that
I really don't get how this semen slurping sport is scored.
Thanks mate. It was 11.00
Oh. A big one man.
M A R I E
>It's another 'the Americans choke' episode
Hopefully she takes this as an opportunity to learn to wash the dishes the first time she's asked
>those cute little "weh"s
No one knows. Even the commentators are bullshitting their way through it.
USA USA USA
nobody really knows
the judges just roll some d20's and write it down
>Vive la France
End my life
I took 3 years of French in HS. Is that good enough to get me a French GF lads?
Cassie Sharpe? More like CASSIE BRAAAAAAAAAAAP.
>Do a 1080 instead of 900
What did they mean by this?
Says the guy from Rigland itself
GAME OVER, LEAFS WIN.
My dick is diamonds after that run by Cassie.
R I G G E D
subjective judging is fucking shit
Skiers should really wear skintight suits.
inb4 the Russian activates the Dope and takes the gold.
Is Cassie Sharpe the Tom Brady of women's skiing halfpipe?
Fcuking leafs, buying judges in skating and now this
Genuine question: What is the purpose of the ski-sticks on a halfpipe? Like why would you need them
Considering how this sport is judged how hard would i be to just pay the judges?
They use them to push off on the flat bottom to gain speed.
No because she doesn't choke against Nick Foles
So people who are too autistic for snowboarding can compete at something
i live near her hometown do you think i could pay her to be my gf?
>Get all grabs
>Flawless Cork 1080 to finish
Saying this is rigged shows you don't understand this sport. Amerifats miss all their grabs and France goes lower than Africa's debt
>thinking Maddie won't throw down a 98.25
Oh my sweet child
I think it helps build speed as your going in to the pipe
idk i saw some german chick not use them yesterday during the qualification run
About as hard as to pay the figure skating judges
Each "trick" has its own points, and then you get points for getting in a variety of moves in a single run (ex. turn left, turn right, do a grab, do a flip, do a big spin). It's a bit more scientific than you're giving it credit for.
i wanna do lewd things to her desu lads
Fuck off knuckledragger
>Did Not Start
huh, so the only way to win is not do anything at all
fuck off leaf she is built for burger cock
Wtf is this semen slurp
Men doing dub cork 1400 and these womxn can barely land 1080 kek
At least they do the full event unlike Serena ape Williams playing two sets of tennis and making as much as men’s 5 setters kekkekekekek
Canadian Gold QT confirmed,
no cassie is a pure leaf
he's right though, skis should just be for enormous speed and giant jumps
not fucking half pipe tricks
looks like the girl im dating. gross.
I'm not even talking about france vs canada, just france's run number 1 vs run nb 2. Might cost >us the silver tbqh
>he doesnt find the girl he's dating attractive
whats the point
i wanna suck the syrup out of her maple leaf
checks out desu
Shit I could have done better than that run.
Should have only 6 people in final desu. Half of them are fucking shit.
Take a shot everytime that guy says Amplitude.
Why do they stop after leaving the start area?
Too poor to pay for hores.
waht a fuckin roastie whore
To control how much speed they have when they drop in.
It's all about how much speed you keep going through. Most of these women just lack the mass and momentum to get enough air for big tricks.
so they don't pick up too much speed lmao.
Don't want to get too much amplitude
>president of canada
I never noticed that
wonder what country the troll who made this is actually from
I vote Australia
jumping in front of an oncoming train is a faster death
Why not get one big ski and just ride that?
im just being edgy, she is alright, but i've had better so its tough
just get a more attractive girlfriend you cuck
Really bad female name
Time to watch our girl fail
Cassie's so fucking cute
Burn the coal...
DAMN """"""""GREAT""""""" BRITAIN CALIPHATE BTFO
[[Dances in french]]
This girl doesn't seem to give a shit about winning a medal, she's more about being a celebrity going off her Instagram.
tbqh all these runs don't look too much better than the hungarian-american
shits pretty embarrassing
Only men can handle the amount of amplitude you get if you start at the starting line
I saw the top three as soon as I started watching and thought that this event might actually be good. Soon went downhill.
Stop trying to out choke us.
Zhang Kexin sounds like something Steve Brule would mistakenly call someone.
To be honest, all these girls are terrible aside from the top 3. They don't really have a chance of medalling.
LOL she hit the camera
she noped the fuck out of there
what are we watching before men's?
So why is the starting line 3 meters higher since everyone feels it's too high?
Lahey is dead.
Some olympic athletes know that they will never be able to actually get a medal so they just use the olympics as a vacation to meet other athletes and explore the host country.
Fuck off randy
German girl literally looks like a girl next door random girl taken from a ski resort holding her poles like that
rec me some other canadian comedies to watch
For the men
kids in the hall
why is this girls score so low?
Letterkenny (skip the fartbook episode)
She having a stroke on the start line?
YOU FUCKING BLEW IT
C H O K E