You ylyl you lose

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rekt

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My first meme, what do you gentlemen think?

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>you you laugh you lose you lose

exquisite

I can smell my colon right now, and it's not something I'm happy about.

Neuer spam? Dachte wir hätten langsam genug Auswahl mit den Islam memes, Bananen, Andy sixx, usw.

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Very spohisticated. But peepol should have quotation marks.

Sorry Achmed I dont speak Islam or whatever the heck gobbledygook parseltongue nonsense that is, if you want to use the internet like a white man, then you should act and speak accordingly

No, just OC from the raid we were doing earlier on Cred Forums on some poor kraut we site that thought it would be a good advertising campaign to turn their website into a meme generator, where anything you make gets posted on the homepage, and then not moderate it, it does down about 45 minutes ago, so now I'm here

I think this is a dying language called "german" or something. Anyway it isn't used so often.

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God dammit this gets me everytime

What is this meme called?

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Pfft germ-an, afghanist-an, afric-an, croati-an, it's all the same shit to me user, if it ain't white it ain't right

Automaticasucc

automata dicketh sucketh

Autohoover

autonomous oral copulation

Middle kinda cute tho

kek

No one took the bait. Finally, an acceptable level of lurking from the average newfag. I'm proud of you all

Anita Sarkisian? Man, I heard people say that before, and no offense but she looking like a fucking witch. Now that a few years passed since she came on the scene it's more and more obvious.I really mean no disrespect but goddamn she is ugly and any average guy could pull a random skag out the bar 10 times better than her. Maybe it's just me, but if the face is weird I can't see myself smashing, it's the part you gotta look at the most.

This

I'm actually on the side of the guy stroking. He looks homeless, he tries to hide somewhere so he wouldn't disturb people.
You could of just as easily leaned out the window and asked him to stop before useing a bucket of, what I assume is, water.

He was jerking in front of peoples homes. He deserved what he got

Know what would really be hidden and not disturbing people? A public restroom

>could of
It's "could have" or "could've," you semi-literate tenderheart whiteknighting for a degenerate nigger jerking off in public, in front of someone's house.

I hear ya, but you prolly haven't dealt with many homeless crackheads from that statement. I had to stay at a shelter one time and these two faggots were blowing eachother in the cancer pit. When people told them to stop they freaked the fuck out and tried to claim harassment. This rockstar could ahve easily hit up a public restroom rather than some new yorkers front garden, just saying.

I thought this too but then I figured it would make way more sense if he went to a public toilet or in an alley or some shit
The guy with the bucket still an asshole tho

lol, lost

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Post Laura

You're kinda cute user

good thread. holy shit this one amde me laugh so hard . not another unfunny 'nigger haha' thread

Guess I gotta check my own trips

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She's a very attractive girl. We need a while lot more lauraposting

>Americ-an
>Pelic-an
>M-an
Yup. Checks out on all fronts. Absolutely airtight logic.

This is why you flip her over and take her like a man

Christ, it's gonna be worse than the rick and morty fan base isn't it?

always makes me at least breathe hard, but I didn't lose this time

Nigger sympathizer

I think he'd break that shit if he jumped in

I lost right here

Sometimes I wonder if those 3 ever saw this image...

Laughijg so fucking hard jejejejej

lost

You call that raid material? Did you get laughed out of the "raid"? Jesus lol

This matters. I judge people for this mistake because it shows that they don't even know what words they are using.

Fucking assholes missed the direct hit...

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Can't tell if b8, but that's German you fuckin moron...

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I lost at the title of the thread itself.

this thred sucks

they have to spend 75% of it on US goods and services

God damnit dugtrio you fascist

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Public restrooms are the worst place to fap. They smell like piss and shit.

Is this the same guy who attempted an "electric guitar"?
I can't tell if it's a joke. He's got a 3d printer there and his setup looks semi legit.
Probably just trying to make funny videos that hardware engineers resonate with.

It was on that day the old cunt learned the meaning of freedom

Cringe

I think the unrealistic depictions were running fast, lifting heavy shit, and not complaining

Retard apologist

Now THIS I can fap to

>ok rape you next week

lost

>trying this hard to troll

You’re missing your cartoons faggot

which means they are getting those goods and services for free plus some money on top. Paid by US tax money.

He's Electroboom on YouTube. His shtick is that he always electrocutes himself or his experiment goes wrong due to a small oversight while he starts screaming swear words. The videos themselves are informative and educational. He's one of the few good things to have come out of the middle east.

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Duct tape works just ass well. Pun intended.

Congrats on getting your gender reassignment surgery!

>trying to greentext outside of the chan. That's practically breaking the first two rules.

how does this make sense? a man use flashlight, lube etc... he dosent even need to suck it himself

its like giving food stamps to an executive

This one took me a minute, but it made me smile.

Trans women are women

LOST

Why?

How do I downvote on this shitty site?

I took the photo a few hours ago thinking to myself "Don't be stupid, this is too dank". Happy to be wrong.

I tried my best, but I couldn't help to let a sensible chuckle out at pic related.

lost

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Hilarious. Really funny. Why is this in ylyl? You are by far the biggest retard. Kys and quit wasting oxygen.

Fuck you, now you made me feel bad about myself.

Fuck

>going to be

Epstein killed himself.

I'll check it out thanks user

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oh hey that's a cool image.

saved thanks

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The guy is very well educated, he does small things wrong on purpose, hurts himself for humor (or shock value huehuehue) and then accurately explains what he did wrong and how to avoid his fate.

One of my favorites next to styropyro

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imagine the surprise and confusion in the faces of your family when a huge black guy comes into your funeral crying, rolling on the ground and jumps into your grave

Agreed. Only faggy incels wouldn't find her attractive. Would smash.

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Gets me every time

Found the guy that just learnt how to spell cologne.

Lost medium

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idgi

Shitty OC incoming. It got taken down on Jewstagram earlier today when I posted it.

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rekt

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Boy with Balls on Chin grew up to be a handsome lad

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Russel Wilson?

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o lawd he comin

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Nice feet

nice feet

Fuck you and your feet nigguh

nice FEET

nice feet bby

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noods

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It's the eyebrows for me, completely throw me off.

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>Bahamian hollering
almost lost

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MOAR

TBF, it's not insanely cancerous, tf2 was banger

When people are THIS fucking sensitive.

Did ya think that maybe, just maybe, the video DOESN'T show where the tenants had already tried to get the guy to scram? And just maybe the camera being pointed at him was part of why he finally decided to leave? And finally, fuck you if you think you can hide in my garden and snap one off, I have kids. Kys or get a day job.

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it's because youre a fucking newfaggot and thats why you shouldnt fucking post you got damn retard

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Only in Cred Forums

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Cringe.

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KEK
E
K

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just explain the damn thing and stop being such a triggered lil bitch

And they say you can't buy personality

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we don't give a fuck about it, Chris

illegal report keks

Numbers are off for men

>implying that you can smell anything other than piss, shit, and BO within 10 meters of this person.

A bulky 90's style sedan has a rack and pinion driven suspension? Also, why is the air intake on top of the intake manifold, that's a heat problem on your hands right there.

Does he verify anything, or is it just give him money and tell him where to go? Could someone l, theoretically, pay him to crash funerals?

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nice feet

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why is that meme so popular

what an idiot

because she has such nice feet

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nice feet

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Can't tell if it's bait? What the fuck is wrong with you

This doesn't really explain it, though the setup is the same.

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>reddit

it's the feet

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Lost

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meaning something is overrated and you'll see that after you realize that we are all meaningless.

Never realized this was a part of that.

Is that young Joseph Gordon-Levitt from 3rd Rock From the Sun?

Don't quit your day job. Besides, they'd need to find someone else to mop up the cum puddles at the porn theater if you quit.

I'm on a roll!

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Photon Chuckers :)

good meme. given the old dude's age, gooks or zipperheads would be more appropriate

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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titties in the upper left corner

nice feet

dicks touching = gay

good catch

lost

lol

>Except those tanks roll stopped right there......

I want Anita to dom me and tell me what a piece of shit I male I am.

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cmon post something funny

Should have been hot oil or at least pepper spray.

Wut

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Hello, user.

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what the fuck is that car

Gonna guess it's some foreign ford. I looked couldnt find anything. Maybe its custom. Could be some gay combo with a ford bed.

Damit! I just thought I could pronounce myself a genious.

fuck i lost right off the bat

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this made me need to listen to this classic:

www dot youtube dot com slash watch?v=YM2NQgIG-QM

Hey user. How are you?

Had a good Saturday so far, although the football's not going as planned. How was your day?

>smells like piss and shit.

>worst place to fap.

You must be new here.

This was an actual common job in ancient Rome

Meh, pretty ordinary so far.

I'd let her blow me and work her like my girl - no sitting for few days after.

Poor snoop...
Someone send him a few internets.

jews know the hidden value of little girls to world leaders
zerohedge.com/health/epstein-trafficked-girls-recently-2018-some-young-11-according-lawsuit-virgin-islands-ag

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Nice feet

hail Bast

Bast is queen of b
we await her commands

Imagine being so autistic that you can't read human facial expressions, and instead check a book on chimps to try to understand basic social interactions.

well you fucked up the formatting on your greentext. It should be:
>trying to greentext outside of the chan.
That's practically breaking the first two rules.

That being said, no it's not, and only newfags do the "le secret klub" defense. Moot himself went to Cred Forums meetups all the time (although that's still pretty gay)

Dude makes money being himself

No they're not.

is it a tradition to post this in every ylyl threads?

Why would you have to imagine being autistic? I imagine you already know what that's like.

are female virgins called sorcerers? whats the female equivalent

a prime example of the consoomer

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lost

Chelsea lost again. That's my weekend ruined. Hope the best for you, user. I'm going bed.

revoke brain stem

Nice try jackass.

sheeeeeeeeeiittt

Wtf did i lose to this...

BIKED

kek

Fucking kek

fok

You have to be phtupid to lose to that

I like em

>Murders his own family, women and kids included.
>Human.

It would be pretty epic. Especially since I don't know any black people. GOD DAMN that would be a funereal to remember.

is that Cyпep Cyc?

Sploosh

maybe for an extra this guy can get other black guys to come too and mourn

Fuck u

1/10 faggot try harder

It would appear to be a 77 land rover that has been customized a lot.

Blacked...but bikes...tee-hee.

Yes!! I love the idea of two big black dudes bawling @ my family's cemetery. Needless to say the population of blacks can't be more than 50 in the county.

lol you must be very new to the internet

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Is that Sal in the red shirt?

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A witch, yah fuckin mong

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AHAHAHAHAH I LAUH
NEEGAT
I SAY FUNNY RACIS
I AM FUNE FOR BE RACIS
JAHAHANEMRMNRENNE

Cringe and gay

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Aww
To bad that old bitch ruined the photot

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if i stopped reading halfway the last line it doesnt count

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nice dubs dipshit

Hard KEK

well that is easily done.
buy a ticket to one of her speaking things
and sit in the front row.
she will then proceed to look down on you
and tell you that you are a garbage human
just becasue you are male and in her
general vicinity

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THICC

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>Actual true story inbound
>>be me
at the time
>>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>>few days later, brings the dude home
>>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>>visibly nervous
>>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>>discuss for a few minutes
>>they go out
>>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>>sis comes home
>>announces it was "fun"
>>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>>"We're not a thing anymore"
>>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>>tell my father this
>>laughs uncontrollably
>>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

Bringing back slavery

Goes both ways unfortunately.

Yeah, this shit just made me sad

nice

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agreed

gold

Your to stupid too understand, there grammer was thine.

this was never funny

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the steps and sidewalk are already wet which leads me to believe that this is a common problem in from of this housr

Fuck

She's in an apple store, wtf did she think she'd see?

ebin

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>Wahh people get to do things I don't like