I love being a stripper. I make $300+ a day (after tip out), I can come to work and leave whenever I please...

If you're so content, why are you on here seeking validation

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Even the ugliest rippers I've met pull 8 bills a on a shitty night. Nice b8

>I literally just feed my machine plywood in the shop behind my house all day

that seem so fun to do.

>Screenshot
Seems legit

that body though :o

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twitch thot
you can do better moneywise and you don't have to leave the house

>gross $30k a month
Your business, or you via salary?

Surely you could get a break by taking some of that as bulk dividends? I don't know USA tax laws but that's what we do over here.

I'd put up with the boredom if I was netting 1k a day.

It's like printing money. I spend the hours between making high end furniture, mostly live-edge and log. Or brewing beer. Both are a lot of fun.

Or fucking around here, if I'm not feeling productive.

can you hire me?

>I'd put up with the boredom if I was netting 1k a day.

Easier said than done.

People with way more money than that kill themselves every day. Or develop a drug addiction/alcoholism, or end up in depression because their life is empty.

A job that requires skill and where you actually accomplish something meaningful. But you are a woman so I don't expect you to understand that.

I make 74k a year as a truck driver, and I only work half the week.
I can go wherever I want in the US and be paid to do so, I’ve seen some of the most beautiful places this country has to offer.

>Your business, or you via salary?
The business, which is basically just me. I run it as a c corp to maximize write offs, but then it's mostly just salary unless I'm spending for new equipment or other ventures like brewing.

Dividends get pretty complicated in a small business here, but if your income isn't in the millions they don't look very close at expenses, so I can write of most of my life, really.

Problem is, it's a short term gig.

How did you get into it?

That's actually a fair point. Some people could do it, I might well go bonkers.

To just go herp derp and move ply around? Really, all the skilled work us done. It's all set up, all my products are programmed, UPS comes every day, and ply is delivered once a week. I'd be hiring you to do almost nothing.

Fair enough - they're starting to get arsey about dividends here as well. Sounds like you've got a pretty good lifestyle setup user!

I can cook for you lol
ex chef

Woodworking was a hobby. I ran a software company for 10 years, then sort of retired. Built myself a CNC for fun, messed around on it for a couple years and started making a few grand a month. Which destroyed the CNC I made (it was not a production machine). So I bought a nice $35k CNC and it just snowballed from there.

It's better than my previous life for sure. 60-70 hours a week in software just about killed me.

Maybe if you look like OP's pic...

But yeah, I'd rather do my job than strip for $300 a day.

Nothing means anything to me except my art but that's extremely hard to be successful in.

Not if you save right.

I guess that could be nice if you like driving but that certainly is not for me.

for people without honor you certainly reached the top paying job

Post tits or gtfo.

Take some advice from an user with an art degree: get a job, make money, live cheaply, and find a way to make art you like that will sell in your spare time. Find the right compromise between your art and reality.

Saving is different that having a career for life

What are your career options past 30?

I bet you vote Bernie to huh

>$300/day

lol

>as a truck driver

Stopped reading. Uneducated, parasitical, psychopathic, creepy, rapist, macho, entitled man child psychopaths. Pure bottom feeders. The lowest form of human life.

I get 230usd with 8 hour "work" 5 days a week and have 2-3 hours of "filler" each day where I can boots of the ground and watch netflix and shit.

I rather take that over running around with borderline sex offenders

I only know one long-term truck driver, and he's a complete redneck but he's a good guy. Has a couple of good kids, pretty cool wife, and a nice house in the country. Uneducated probably applies, but degrees aren't everything.

This. You don't know youre unwanted yet.
Strippers are tools to make men feel powerful, and you only have a 6-7 year run at best.

Bump

Bullshit you can work as a stripper till you're like 40 and I'm 18 so thats at least 22 years. As long as you look presentable you're fine. My mom was a stripper and she worked till 35, the only reason she stopped was because she married my dad who was rich.

I just clicked for the picture. Post more of them.

105k a year as a rescue operator, sit on my ass and watch hours of netflix, good luck having a career when your in your 30's or 40's, what will you put on your resume? stipped for 10 years. dumb ass

35 yo strippers dont make most of their money stripping. having worked side deals with many stripper/whores over the years.
>i would use the cheapest shittiest condoms money could buy cause its hilarious when they realize they are now dripping my load down their leg

I dated a former stripper for a few years. Most broken piece of shit person who ever existed. Obviously a fucked up childhood that encouraged her borderline personality disorder....

Long story short; fuck strippers, then just leave. Usually (obviously fucking not always, for those who insist on arguing) they are fucked up in the head. Anyone who uses sex as a trade in any form is not fit for normal healthy relationships

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It's crazy how much I don't believe you. Also strippers aren't even close to prostitutes.

It is crazy that you don’t believe that. They are KNOWN to do dick sucking on the side.

I don't get these thots who are using their body to make decent money while they're attractive. What happens when you hit the wall and men are no longer willing to throw their paychecks at you? Your only life skill was being attractive.

Unless you find some poor sap to drain so you can get fat and become disgusting while still being supported, you'll be homeless in your 30s sucking dick for $20 on the street.

A lot of fucked up girls go to stripping as a last resort. Sane strippers use the job as a way to make bank and that's it. Getting paid to pretend to have sex is pretty boss, prove me wrong.

good luck finding a career after your body is used up

If you put your money into DRIPs/ have it gain interest you will have enough money to live off of when you're old.

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That my friend is a prostitute. I'm talking about real strippers who don't do that wacko shit.

> stripper
> still no tits and timestamp

OP is a larping faggot.

Yes, because most sex workers are intelligent and think of the future or have any clue what that is.

As a stripper you can retire at 40 if you save correctly.

A hooker in training doesnt believe me?
Oh noes guess ill have to /wrists

Most people don't save actually. Sex workers that save correctly retire early.

>Everything is spelled coherently with proper grammar usage
I don't think an investigation needs to be done here if this is a larping autist or a stripper.

more realistically they don't have enough saving to retire at 30. But the smart one invest the money in a business, or in studies and get a second career.

Are you guitarded or just acoustic?

>Sex workers
>Saving
Have you actually ever met sex workers? They spend most of their money on drugs and alcohol. Most of them are usually dating some in and out of prison moron who spends most of their money too. You watch too much HBO if you think strippers are just intelligent women who just needed a little extra cash. Most of them have severe psychological problems. They're fucked in the head and most of them look like they're straight out of a trailer park.

Which are few and far between

Why lie on the internet? Omegalul

you'll be pregnant way before then

Most strippers take Plan B unless they're trying to trap a guy into a relationship with them.

Women are usually not used up by age 30 unless they get fat or into drugs.

> Be stripper
> Make much money
> After you hit 25-30 you get no job because no education and everyone will ask you what you did last years
> You have to tell everyone that you whored yourself out
> You find no bf other than trash bf because nobody wants a gf which is literally a prostite
> Mfw why is my life such trash

Hot

The escorts I've hired all either do or have stripped on the side. Talking with them I know first hand that it doesn't work the other way, very few of the strippers also work service. And none from the club, that's an instant ban.
>i would use the cheapest shittiest condoms money could buy
Stupid. Barely worth fucking with those truck stop balloons. If you can afford a prostitute, you can afford a good quality condom. Much better sensations.

Just dealt with a borderline personality chick who had a fucked up childhood... she was very sexual and reminded me of a pornstar... stupid features, literally top5 tits I've seen in or out of porn, huge tight ass, tiny 100lbs frame, absolute fucking succubus demon of a black widow who would constantly tell me men in the past have only liked her for her body (bullshit) and she'sglad I treat her the way I do.. attention seeking, shit disturbing, borderline kicks in, "sometimes I don't even think you love me, you're a liar"

This left field guilt trip would usually come out if she felt inadequate I.e I crushed her puss one time and hurt her so bad, we had to stop, she got mad at herself and then just started berating me with I'm an asshole idiot, while I was saying nothing but reassuring shit like "you are so much more to me than sex, etc"

TL;DR: Signs of borderline personality disorder.. GET.THE.FUCK.OUT

honestly it's the most puss ass disease I can think of, and is a product of multiples of other mental illness' namely depression and bipolar disorder ... handle your fucking shit you grown ass children

Enjoy your hemorrids, near no social contacts, no family and doing your whole life the same thing. Driving around.

Okay I'll agree with you there. Most are absolutely fucked but the ones who are smart about it and don't suck dick live pretty good lives. Like any career if you treat it like a job and not a party you'll do fine.

I’m not saying that being paid to pretend to have sex is not “boss”.... I’m sure it is. But I am saying that it takes a special mentality to do so without it turning into dumb shit. Most don’t have that mentality. In fact, as you said, most are fucked up in the head, and it would do any person a lot of good to stay away from them

Your mom sucked dick daily for sure. Nobody wants to see 40 year old meat dancing naked.

Why be a sex worker? Just dress half-naked and start a Twitch stream. The guys aren't in front of you and they worship you, giving you their NEET bucks. There's girls on Twitch making more than porn stars (and there's porn stars actually coming to Twitch).

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Also if you think women are used up by age 25 then you've probably never seen a 25 year old woman.

For saving correctly you need to have some brain, if you strip you don't have much brain

>Have you actually ever met sex workers?
Yes, plenty during my life. What you say is true of the street whore, but they rarely strip. Strippers (and high end escorts) are often drug users, but have to limit themselves. It's a job, with job requirements, set hours/work expectations/good with customers/etc. The real losers you describe don't survive stripping.

What do you make exactly? Sounds comfy. I need a change of pace.

Honestly yeah. The strip club is definitely not a good place to look for a gf

>if you think women are used up by age 25 then you've probably never seen a 25 year old woman.
Different person but I'm 31 and do a lot of dating ranging anywhere from young 20s to early 30s.

The mid 20s to late 20s girls are the fucking worst. They all have a couple of young kids and are used up. However, they still have the same expectations of men from when they were in their prime.

Then, there's the 30 year olds. These girls are desperate and will literally fuck anything that will settle down with them.

The mid 20s have no ambitions, kids, they don't take of their skin anymore, it's not nearly as soft and smooth, they're emotional wrecks and shitty life partners.

The lighting smooths shit out and my mom was still pretty hot at 40. It was evident she took care of herself, plus she dressed right up on stage.

After women hit 30 they are so easy to hook up. You don't need to pay for it unless you are really ugly. Women don't get that their highest value is 16-30. After 30 their value just drops. Especially if their value is already pretty low because they have no education and made money by whoring around.

>Watching documentary on strippers
>One girl is chubby and covered in tattoos
>Makes $200+ a day on weekends
>Constant backstage fights over people stealing tips or taking too long on their stage turn
>Most of the girls are utterly disgusting cave trolls that have skin that doesn't even look soft anymore or feel good to touch
>A lot of them speak in incoherent ebonics and come from rough backgrounds

They were a few smoking hot ones, college aged but they were needles in a haystack and they never lasted very long.

Good looking strippers are looking sane girls on dating sites. They get in, realize what it is and they don't last very long.

I can go wherever I want. More like you can go where ever a load is paying to go. Nice larp. 74k would have to be a company driver which means you can go wherever dispatch sends you. I used to work on trucks and all the owner ops I know make well over 150k a year.

I'm a men and I can tell you if I go into a strip club I want to see 18-25, maximum 30 year old dancing around. If I want so see a 40 year I just go into spa.

9/10 times women with children look used up. Jfc where are you searching for partners? And in what world are 25 year olds old??

Too bad

Oh shit that sounds like my job. I work on forklifts and almost half my day is driving or sitting there browsing the internet.

When you're 30 that's when you wanna get married as a woman. Rich guys are older guys, and lots of older guys don't want someone too young because it's harder to relate to one another.

This.

It gets really obvious when you have a job working with the public and get to see tons of women every day. 20somethings are usually stuck up cunts even when they're ugly, and will think you're creepy just for saying hi. 30somethings will shamelessly flirt with you because they want someone to help pay for their kids. Single moms are the absolute worst people. Great for a lay, but holy fuck they're shit people. inb4 some dude that married a single mom chimes in. she's only with you because she wants extra income.

i organize gang bang for a living, with swinger girls who ask me to provide them with groups of men.

I charge between 60 and 100€ each guys to be part of the gang bang/bukkake/orgies, and i don't have a problem finding guys to fuck the girls : i have enough choice among the guys who are willing to fuck the girl to run about 80 event a year for the last 7 years. I can even be picky with the guy and only select an age rage, an ethnicity or some other criteria depending what the girls ask me. The guy are good looking enough than the girls are enjoying it and they don't need to be paid.

Most of the girls are older than 25, lots of them are older than 30, many of them have children.

Lots of guy doesn't mind paying to fuck women who even are in their 40s as long as their good looking.

my dark fetish is the proverbial creampie. I use the shitty ones on purpose.

You probably won’t be making 300/day for more than a decade tops, then what?

Rich guys dont want some used up trash that's 30. If a chick is single at 30 she has a string of poor life choices. Probably rode the cc for too long and wasted her prime instead of finding a good man. Feminism has ruined women wanting to get married. Remember women choose who they fuck men choose who they marry

>I organize gang bang for a living
If you're gonna lie don't make it so obvious.

My mom was a stripper and hooked a rich man (my dad) at 35. She told me the advice and apparently it works.

Apparently your dad is a beta orbiter. Probably didnt have any self worth or social skills. Any man with half an ounce of self respect is not gonna marry a stripper. I wouldnt even get with a striper if she made more than me.

i'm not lying, it's my job. You can see my twitter at @PamyGBorg, and a video i've made to promote my work a couple of years ago here : fr.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5870ba3e7af37

i still have the mask i was wearing on that vid, i can take a pic and timestamp it if you want.

Accounting for the fact that I don't work weekends, I make $383 per weekday, sit at home in my underwear, and write code, smoke tons of weed, attend Skype meetings with lots of video game breaks in between. I don't even really work that much but my boss is happy with me, my team likes and appreciates me, and I don't have to get naked in front of strangers.
Go develop a real skillset, thot.

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Boys boys boys

It's clear none of you actually know what you're talking about

Stripping is a clean adult entertainment job. Men aren't supposed to touch except for tipping.

Most clubs in most states do not allow strippers to do extra things making it a mostly clean job

There are, however, seedy clubs that look the other way when a girl needs to make extra money to satisfy their highest paying clientele

And then there are even seedier clubs that expect the girls to offer extra services to anyone who shows they have money

The cleanest clubs in the best areas won't have women offering to suck n fuck for extra cash, then everywhere else is hit and miss

Stripping can be a very lucrative business as is, but you will occasionally find girls who do extra stuff for extra cash.

Not all stripping doesn't make you a hooker and prostituting doesn't mean you strip

And beyond the club and girl, it also depends on who you are and how the girl sees you as a person if she would offer you extra services which is why some strip club frequenters think no strippers are prostitutes and others think all strippers are prostitutes

pick a boy(man). make his cock ur god. become religious 24/7, a zealot.

nice larp op, let us know when you get that callback

kek 100% first thoughts as well

-bouncer

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This is such a feel-good reading this. It's almost like the American dream never died.

>thats $1000 a day, $7000 a week, $30,000 a month.
>You think youre better than me? You use my plywood for furniture, sit on my plywood as chairs, your children eat off of my plywood tables.
>You all handle my wood!

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Congrats, man, seriously. A lot of us drones wish we had a way out of the grind.

What's a rescue operator?

poor old dad was either in love with the idea of a stripper or was so beta he couldnt make his own decisions.

Agreed