Tfw haven't cuddled with anyone since 2018

Think you mistook me for OP
Last time I cuddled was with my gf back in 2015, turns out she was seeing chad for about 4 months before she told the truth and left me.
We dated for about 3 years or so, I try to forget as much as I can so the dates are fuzzy.
It was nice, I miss it too.

My BF

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I havent cuddled ever

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this
all these fucking normies on this board now
if you've ever cuddled, you don't belong here

Dont worry mate, you have plenty of time left.

lol @ reddit niggers wanting Cred Forums to be r/incels

t. facebookfag who saw a funny greentext and joined

they're yellow on my screen ;)

2009? 2010? Can't remember anymore...

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>tfw haven't cuddled with anyone since 1985

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And we never will

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why not?

Well, there's no reason for anyone to cuddle me

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you forgot to add yet at the end

Maybe you need to cuddle yourself, before you can start to cuddle others.

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I'm ok with it

You newbie...

2013 here, enjoy your slow sinking in to nothingness.

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Get a pet

If only you knew how hopeless the situation is

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how in the fuck do you beta's do this like I'm genuinely curious. is it being in remote areas or something? if it gives y'all any hope just lower your standards and build up from there Cred Forumsrothers go to a bar and get drunk w some chick until it works one time

Feels

Nice tits

drunk sluts are not for cuddling

so dont get them fuckin piss drunk if youre not a sub 6 you can probably get a lady back to your house bust a nut and cuddle that bitch if you dont sperg out and wreck it. literally start going to the gym and either get women or become physically stronger and look dope

Got drunk on vodka and the next moment I made out with a 9/10. Not worth it since couldn't remember anything. Messaged her later but we never met again. Still a virgin loser, so what now?

dont get as drunk next time, you clearly have it in you, fuck that thot

same here famalam
tbh I just kinda accepted it, that I always be alone

i think last time i cuddled was with my dog, he died 13 years ago.

fucking/bringing back home random chick you wont care about the next day isn't exactly my dream.

i have higher goals than sticking my dick in a random pussy whose owner's name i dont even remember.

faggot weeb trash.

cringe

> look mom, i insulted some random guy on an anonymous image board again!
what's the fucking point, though.

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what is your dream then, to have your waifu land in your lap and do everything for you without you needing to put in the work of connecting with people and going outside? we all know women will just fuck and bounce but more likely than not you can wake up in the arms of one and have it be the best decision you'll ever make