Sent my bf a slow mo twerking video, inspired by something I saw on here...

You've got your advice, now show some butthole.

Then gtfo (or don't mention your gender again)

It was less of a twerk and more of a slow mo doggy style cheek clap situation. definitely right about the overthinking though.

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Alright then my answer is warble warble honketyhonk snot warble brumblebum. Any other conclusion drawn about this complete stranger has approximately the same information value.

I didn’t mention my gender in the OP or at all

that’s very fair, thanks for the perspective

Is this incel bothering you, my Queen?

If he's still into the sex you're definitely overthinking it. If the bedroom has gotten stale then maybe. Even then a lot of things can change sex drive

Silly girl, pee is stored in the balls.

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definitely not stale, we are long distance though, but he just left from a long visit and all was good.

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lol I’m okay

Do you have a nice ass?

yeah, it’s something he mentions a lot. he’s kinda obsessed with the jiggle so that’s why I figured the slow mo would be right up his alley. I’m gonna guess there’s a chance he only saw the thumb nail and hasn’t been able to give it a full watch if you catch my drift

It's probs because you're a whale and that it's not a pawg ass but just a lumpy fat one.

Then post it, I'm sure he coomed hard to it.

You're fine then, it's healthier to not think too much into little things like that. Was in a long distance for a while myself

confirmed pawg

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trying hard to stop this mind of mine but it goes and goes and goes. need sedatives.

Im not convinced. Show feet

Hey not bad

Moar ass

That's just how the brain is sometimes. You can always tell him to flatter you. I had a big self esteem problem before so I had the same fears of unattractiveness with my husband when we were long distance

I'd coom for that ass. Maybe he was just tired?

How can I help my gf, she is insecure about her small tits even though I've repeatedly said I don't care about that.

Every response to this was a lie. You don’t have a nice ass.

you can see why I’m *personally offended* that I didn’t get at least 1 drooling emoji in response. hahah

I’m trying to find that in myself or at the very least not seeking it from him but yeah, long distance is hard, would be much easier if he could reach out and grab it or I could see the effect for myself.

the odds of that just being your opinion are pretty high, but I appreciate your unique perspective

start jerking it to porn of chicks with tiny tits, leave your browser open with a full search history of this sort of thing, make sure she “accidentally” sees it

Meh I'm sure he still beats off to you. Does he typically post drooling emojis? Post another pls.

The odds of it being my opinion is a dead cert, as it is my opinion.

The argument is completely subjective, but I’m an ass man, so I know what’s what. Maybe it’s those jeans you have on.

No, you're fine, forget it.

Nah don't think that'll work but thanks for the suggestion

very clever. a true ass man, while discriminating, can still appreciate the lesser asses. I appreciate the attempt at a neg and bait, but one photo is all I’m doing, and definitely not taking off the jeans.

not today, and he does sometimes but I’m pretty certain at this point that he just hasn’t given it a full watch since he’s not home and I’m overthinking to the extreme. benefit of posting here is that I didn’t have to ask him to figure that out lol

Well it was more about giving you a chance to redeem yourself after posting that photo of a pancake while proclaiming. “Pawg confirmed.”

To be a pawg you have to have a round ass, not one which looks like a balloon with not quite enough air.

i'm afraid you're bf is either "just not that into you", you're putting on too much weight, or he's into guys.

pretty sure you’re just confused because my fat ass goes into thick thighs, maybe check the distance between my back and the farthest point of my “deflated balloon“

on second thought, I think you’re right; he must just be a giant faggot

Wow you're a terrible girlfriend. Maybe he knows you're a whore and isnt emotionally invested in you

lol, yes, sharing a shittily angled G rated photo for context that is exactly what someone passing on the street could see makes me a whore. glad you got to the bottom of it.

It's rough but it's worth it if the person is great. Just be communicate a lot and you'll be solid. Even if you think it's just a silly little insecurity it's nice to get it off your chest. Fish for those compliments, I loved being flattered, that was my shit

How did you two meet?

It might be tough for her, but honestly she just has to accept that her body is how it is. Just keep showing your appreciation, even when she's not bringing the issue up. It makes a real difference

How would you feel if he was posting his clothed ass for a bunch of chicks to critique and was telling them you're the female equivalent of a "giant faggot"

He hates when I fish for compliments. I think he has this expectation that I should know how I look and there isn’t a need for him to stroke my ego more than once in a blue moon. mostly true, but you’re right, what’s the harm in vocalizing the enjoyment of kind words? I do think at times he withholds to challenge me to overcome the desire for it, because it is a somewhat shallow pursuit

There’s just no tone to your ass love. Do some squats at the gym and perhaps not sit on your ass browsing b.

he's sounds dramatic. probably low-T. is he a trumpanzee? low IQ? if he's a trump-supporter, he's probably into trannies, and is low-T. get him checked.

oh my god haha, the faggot part was a joke and he would know it, we also call each other nigger. and if he shared his ass I’d think he was weird but if it had anything to do with me I’d be flattered.

We met online in a group that highlighted our shared love of comedy and the US constitution.

There is no equivalent.

Why are you acting confused then?

Dude you need to get out more

>trash confirmed

not arguing there. I’ve been slacking on my squats. thank you for the constructive criticism, I need a gym membership again stat.

Duh it makes you look like a Whiny needy bitch. Furthermore he will compliment you when it comes naturally otherwise it means you want Ingenuine feedback. Which means you’re happy to be lied to, in turn making you look like a moron who does this chore for only to sling one up you when the mood strikes.

I’m sure you’re not the only person in this thread who could use that advice haha.

Well worth it when you get back into the routine, weight lifting makes you feel class.

interesting perspective, I hadn’t thought of it that way. I definitely don’t want disingenuous feedback. That hadn’t occurred to me, and I would rather it be genuine. Damn. This is what I needed. Thank you, seriously. This is why it helps to have people to bounce these things off of before I go full moron.

Your are gay

Stocism isn't being "dramatic", all the rest of your comment is "heading them off at the pass" I see.

That was obvious. As a comedy fan, you should know not to explain jokes. Something a statist should be particularly familiar.

The quality of the ass is not the problem. You went from an open why, to directly stating why.

It’s cool, it’s the same thing I also do myself. Also maybe you could look towards having a bit more self love in your life. No need to look outwards for approval or recognition when you have it internally. The best part is that it doesn’t run out, so there’s no need to prove yourself to anyone.

this is fair, actually. I used to do 100 squats a day this time last year. I don’t think the difference is so significant but certainly wouldn’t hurt to get back to that point before I scratch my head and wonder what’s different.

you’re absolutely right. it’s obvious but also easier said than done; but awareness of the absence is certainly a good first step.

I gotta say this has been more helpful than I imagined. who knew Cred Forums were such great therapists?

You've never heard that women would rather undress in front of a strange man a then a strange woman? Because another woman would be so critical, while a man would just be grateful.

All this hyper criticality about women's body's is faggy. It's a woman, do your job, fuck it. It should be about if you can, not if you can't. 6s are 10s, just for being around.

And a body is a road to a person....yadda yadda.

I’ve never heard that but it makes some sense. I take all the criticism on this site of women with a grain of salt. most men would be lucky to get anywhere near the women they shit on in these threads, which is probably part of why they choose to shit on them. feels less like being a reject when you have the power to critique.

You're spot on about it being much harder to do than it is to say. Conquer self love and you'll conquer the world.You may have heard the phrase as above so below.

We're all human, going through the same shit, on the same path but at different points.There's a lot of genuine people on here; with genuine advice, as long as you can pick the diamonds out the rough.

I’m actually somewhat in love with the concept of “as above so below” I think I was meant to hear all of what you’ve said today. Gratitude abound.

The super position anonimity provides means those critiques are more likely to be true. But the nature of any relationship is compromise. And people tend to marry there equals. So elephants mate with elephants. You haven't seen that dewanye Perkins bit? " Know your number"?. What I also implied is a 2 knows when it sees a 10. Or a 7. Or a 4. Relativism it's possible plus wisdom of crowds.

*Relativism is impossible.

You probably didnt fuckin do it right you idiot. Show us the video. Twerking is more than just flapping you flat ass you twit. Now show us the video.

I haven’t seen that bit but I’m going to look it up. Never considered the anonymity actually increases the likelihood of truth, I always assumed it increased the likelihood of emboldened assholes.

OP posts one (Cleary shooped) ass pic and you all fall in line. Jesus Christ, you lot are fucking cancer.

Tits with a timestamp or gtfo OP.

Sage goes in all fields

You're very welcome. I'm happy that you have a different perspective on the issues you were facing. It's been a pleasure conversing with you.

You come across as a lovely and genuine person who can handle criticism with grace which is worth a lot more than physical appearance. If hypothetically he cannot see that. it would not make it your fault, but I can assure you that it would be his loss.

Good luck and Namaste.

If you like to read look up the author Dale Carnegie.

Pure ID. But honesty is not synomous with truth, see: > Emboldened assholes = truth
You knew those were the same thing as you typed it.

And in relation to Your ass looks like the groceries.

Thanks babe. But my ass is not that great lookin. I have a small ass.

Why are we giving this whore attention ffs

*drool emoji*

Only in relief shots will tell. It is cheating otherwise. Everyone looks better bent over.

>Didnt send a drooling face
>cry like a little bitch
What are you 16? I hope he cheats on you OP

stop letting these "femanon here" threads exist

this is the only guy worthwhile in this thread

For women, attention is sex.

She does seem to be your average air head. However here behind a classically stupid female issue.

*Doesn't seem

tits or gtfo isn't even about seeing tits...

> I'm a women, help me
and you all fell for it, for attention

Cred Forums sucks these days, zero spine

Your really dumb.
You know that?

You're definitely thinking way too much into this,

>Ass isn't big enough

Shitty bait. I'm to believe you're upset over not getting an ultra specific emoji response and you equating that to him not finding you attractive anymore?

It couldn't be that emojis are fucking dumb and have no verifiable static meaning to all people?

Yeah. Call me old, but I've never used an emoji. Seems like it's for girls and fags, like an iPhone. Course our fathers would have said the same thing about typing.

Ive also never sincerely typed "lol".

You may have heard, there are no girls on the internet. I see no female priviledge here.

So why would you be upset if your boyfriend didn't send you a specific one (drooling face emoji or whatever ?) If you yourself claim it's not something you do, or only losers do it?

Why are you upset over not receiving something meant for "fags and girls" from the guy you supposedly like?

lol talk about being NEEEEEEDY

I'm not op, not op

you're an idiot. please do us a favor and turn your computer off.

So asking for a consult, is the same as rent money....one sounds far more like a hat in hand sitch. Your no true b/yard, is misplaced.

If you are going to use your gender to gain further attention on a board or comment section of a predominantly male user base, you are basically saying "I have tits, give me more attention". Therefore you might as well go all out and show your fucking tits or get the fuck out.

Let him give you anal?

>inspired by something I saw on here
Hopefully your inspiration was pic related

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I was genuinely wondering why the response and OP seemed to make more sense than someone random responding, since OP is attention whore.

Unless the point of your post was to highlight my age or crotchyness over emoji use. If that was the case I missed the point entirely until now.

If it was to have a brother in arms moment, then put er there newfriend. Fuck emoji use.

>Only acceptable emoji use came from generic AIM smiles on font size 8 or less.

I recognize it, trust me. This has been enlightening. I really appreciate the assistance.

lol so not shopped but doesn’t matter

You simple creature. It was a bridge to talk about male behavior. Not "how does my ass look?" And thirtsy pining. Check the responses. Only one I can see.

So ...a woman.

I was responding to OP a lot, not thirsting them. They didn't even mention their gender. Also liking compliments isn't being an attention whore