Yummy 4 Tummy Tendies.
>Use my GBP's for dem tendies at fancy resturant -McDonalds.
>Grab two seats, one buttock per seat. Also I no longer need to be strapped in, so I can now swing my legs while I eat.
>Place order with mommy; Tendies, fries and yummy hunny mussy.
>I play with the crayons while mom gets the food, also crayons hurt my belly so I stopped eating them.
>Mommy puts on my napkin and serves me my lunch.
>WTF is this shit... Stupid bitch mommy got the wrong sauce.
>"Where the fuck is my hunny mussy?!".
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>Lift my healthy 400 lb big bouncy body up off the chairs, throw her coffee across the room and yell;.
"Where the fuck is my hunny mussy, you stupid fucking whore! No wonder dad left us, you garbage fucking bitch! .
>Whole room turns and looks ....So I point at mommy so they know she's to blame.
>Mommy frantically jumps up and runs to get me my hunny mussy.
>That will teach the fucking clumsy bitch to get my order wrong!.
>she's crying now, and waddling back with my hunny mussy.
>The other people look shocked, it's because they know what a dumb bitch mommy is and that I deserve the best.
>mom looks at the floor while I eat. If there's anything left she can have it, otherwise she can starve for getting my fucking order wrong.
>Stupid fucking bitch.
Feels good to be King, boys.
Yummy 4 Tummy Tendies
holy fucking autism
your face is uglier than my butthole
bump or something
based bumperino
BUMP
Nice story user
thanks Cred Forumsro
Can i see your chubby mommy user
stupid bitch says hello and that u r a fag
Lol thanks retard now im gonna fap to your mom
motherfucker! don't you dare!
2 late “stroking” my throbbing 2 incher to her now
you best not let that milky cream cum out! i swear to fuck!
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tendies bump for you OP
Pics of mom?
>If there's anything left she can have it
You're a fake good boy. Real healthy frames need continuous intake of calories! THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANYTHING LEFT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
love these, wish people would make more of these. Anything is better than trap fag shit.
but next time use a pepe, newfag
sometimes i have my mind of the PC back home and how fortnite will cope with me being gone for 20+ minutes, so i sometimes go hungry to get back to the computer. trust me, i'll eat the napkins if i can, but my PC needs me...
YIS! i'll take that a compliment! i'd give you one of my tendies to celebrate, but i need all the tendies. so you'll have to suck on some paper or something :) REEEEEeeee
>Leaves food
>Plays fortnite
Real good boys only play the anime games, Fortnite is for normies and chaddy daddy. YOU'RE A FRAUD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF!! i learned the dances!! i cant do them, but in my mind i;'m really good at the dances, also.. fuck off normie. i'm real oldfag, not liek u minecraft newfags get rextkt son REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE