Birds are best pets prove me wrong pro tip u cant

birds are best pets prove me wrong pro tip u cant

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Well they do smell good

Nothing can be better than a cat

They shit everywhere, bite, and the cage needs to be cleaned every day fuck off

I fucking eat birds all the time.

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how does that bird smell

chiggun is tasty

I wonder how the big ones tasted?
In paleolithic, bird eats you.

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With nose

birb traps

I didn't know world was soviet back then

I have it on good authority that most birds are assholes that don't give a fuck about you.

>go hunting small flightless bird for lunch
>wind up getting your skull popped like a melon instead

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I wish that was me

I wish that was you too.

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We had a male parakeet named Rocky. He was a dickhead. He flew away one day when he had the chance. Fuck him. Dickhead.

they bite

goldfish can't bite. only try to nibble with their useless mouths.

goldfish win, due to useless mouths

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Nice. How can we bring big birds back?

I don't think we can, but maybe you can selectively breed emu bigger and bigger over successive generations?

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Literally anything is better than cat

Letting them live their lives in a tiny cage is cruel.

they have no bowels and are loud as fuck

If I had no carpet I would buy a bird and let it fly around my house.

>e cage needs to be cleaned every day fuck off
Litter boxes need to be cleaned daily too, lol

fuck off and let them free you evil monster

t. dude that have caused indian ringnecks in London

It is not that hard to make bird shit in place you want, and it is not hard to train parrot to shit on demand

so what? more birds are good

This is plain eco-terrorism.

Good

French fires

no