Tell me something interesting about yourself!

>That was a quote from a movie but yes, I am
which movie?

what a zoomer?

My bad for not hitting you up. I'm anxious.
Thank you for bringing interesting stuff to Cred Forums.

I've watched every single episode of Naruto/Shippuden (including fillers)

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Kill yourself

Silence of the Lambs, yo

Hey no problem, I'm the same way. I don't hit anyone up unless they do so first, even if I love them

I don't bring anything other than a catalyst for everyone else's interesting things :3

Who's your favorite character?

I'm already dead, a ghost that haunts the weaboos infesting this board

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>Silence of the Lambs, yo
that movie sucks, but not as much as you.

Oh yeah, you're correct

I'm a fucking Dyson

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I make a lot of hiphop beats and rap some but I enjoy writing all sorts of stuff like rock and pop. I make my own beats and lyrics and stuff. sort of my main goal to be an artist for a living but thats easier said than done I suppose

dafuq is a Dyson?

I cum inside my dog every few days or so

It's never easy but never give up if you have the passion!

Do you have any samples I can listen to?

A type of vacuum cleaner.

Why?

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My name is proto1,

Shippuden: Nagato or the Sannin.
Your fave?

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It's about the only thing I'm passionate about anymore honestly. If you want I can give you the link to my soundcloud or spotify or whatever you'd prefer.

>A type of vacuum cleaner.
so you are a vacuum cleaner? I though you were some kind of weeb pretending to be an anime whore.

Prove by messaging me on Steam, otherwise you're a filthy liar

I've never into Naruto tbh.

Good, keep at it then! Link me, I'm super down

Yes, I am not a human I am merely a vacuum cleaner.

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>Yes, I am not a human I am merely a vacuum cleaner.
Good to know.
So who's that bitch in your pics anyways?

>I've never into Naruto tbh.
It hurts, user.

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It's been exactly 10 years since I've had sex.

soundcloud.com/its_yung_casper

I recommend Toxic, Outlaw, or 12 Steps. Thanks for taking the time to do this tho, I really appreciate it

A Cred Forums denizen that doesn't know how to reverse image search? Disgraceful.

As expected. This is why I have insulated myself from it

Hey, at least your hand is being satisfied

brb listening

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But nothing sucks like electrolux

I can suck my own dick and im not afraid of eating my cum anymore

Afraid of feeling things huh, manly.
>inb4 normalfag anime
The only show that ever made me feel anything.
In retrospective Jiraiya reminds of my cat, I hope you aren't soullless, user.

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I like the general instrumentation but the songs get repetitive, maybe try mixing up the speed & time on the songs?

Oh boy you know it

Jeez that's impressive

>Afraid of feeling things huh, manly.

Both of those statements are incredibly incorrect

I am not soulless in the slightest, thankfully

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This is why I fucking love your threads.
I really hope you're trolling.

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I yam who I yam

Also, don't be mean to the music user. His music isn't bad, it just needs some polish and direction

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Thats fair, I appreciate the feedback. I've only been doing it for a bit over a year now so I'm still finding my sound and working on improving. I'll defs take that into consideration tho thanks user :^)

youtu.be/EBECALbKFiM

Unfortunately I'm not. Still working on it tho. havent been at it too long, but I'm working on improving

No problem!

Maybe this will help: when I was first learning drums, I'd spend my spare time in classes and whatnot writing out random drum patterns then after school I'd try to play them on the actual drum kit

You might want to take a similar approach, it makes you create something you'd never naturally think about

What lead you (I'm going to assume the guy with the holes is you) to do that?

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Shut up, you know nothing.
Too much "fucking" for my taste. Why is that? Must be another word you can use.

Some clarification: you write things out mathematically and then expand on them rhythmically later

Art is subjective, I don't need to know anything ;)

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>mfw nobody told me to kys
For having seen every single episode of naruto
What the fuck is wrong with you people??

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You clearly know the protocol for being who you are so why should I need to reinforce it?

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I've been trying to do something like that lately. I try experimenting with different genres and writing different melodies and types of things to work on it. The mixing/mastering/making it sound good is my biggest struggle I think

Thats fair but to be fair when I wrote the one song "Outlaw" I kinda made it my goal to use the word fuck as much as possible. I have other songs that are completely clean/not explicit. Fuck/fucking is a good filler word though when you need a couple more syllables

>Art is subjective, I don't need to know anything ;)
Art is objective, and you need to know everything ;)

If you truly love creating then spending your time doing it should be pleasant

I have faith in you, keep improving!

It appears we have reached an impasse.

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I am left handed.

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>popeye
You smug muthafugga. I hope the job is going well.
My bad. Keep working at it. It's not like I could make a rap or anything so I can't judge.

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>should I reinforce it
Yes, so maybe it motivates me enough to pull through with it.

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People actually watch that shit?
ok, nothing against explicit but too much "fuck" get annoying, mostly for the repetition, not the word itself.

>It appears we have reached an impasse.
No, we don't.

Are you somewhat ambidextrous? A lot of left handed people I know learn to write and do things right handed for convenience

You clearly know me well enough~

It is! I'm still underpaid for the level of proficiency I bring but oh well. I'm still saving to move on

Oh hush, you're not a bad person and don't deserve to be killed to death

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Thanks user. I love doing it, its how I spend my time when Im not at work or on here/youtube. I appreciate it

No worries user I get it, it's not for everyone. I try to make music that I like and would listen to, so I defs get if it's not up your alley

We don't appears we have reached an impasse?

Your grammar needs work.

Then good, whether it's successful or not is irrelevant. Keep improving because you love what you do

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Have watched it.
It ended 3 years ago.

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Just browsed deep web, looked up hidden wiki. There are people selling money kek. There are people selling guns for 600 bucks. I wonder how many are scams. Searched 'interesting' with deepweb search, clicked on link, while it's loading I see keyword "cp". Immediate close browser before site loads.

Well that was the most interesting thing today. Really don't want such pictures in my head or being tracked down.

Babby's first TOR, how cute

Enjoy being flagged by every government agency forever

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A little bit. I can't really write with my right hand tho.

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>Your grammar needs work.
wut?
really? I thought it was still on.

As expected. It's interesting how people who are born with a disadvantage adapt to a society which doesn't accommodate them

That wasn't meant to be social commentary but wow does it seem relevant

The fact that you don't understand speaks volumes.

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Almost a decade ago, I had brain surgery after a mild stroke...had to learn how to walk, talk and eat again...left me paralyzed on the right side of my body....all this at the tender age of 27...almost 35 now and in the best shape of my life...healthier than I've ever been...walking 15+km daily, eating several meals daily...doing physical labour for a living... completely changed my life around in a few short years

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I used VPN dude. They can't see my traffic.

Did the stroke force you to put ellipses at the end of every thought?

Oh. Oh you think that helps

Oh dear.

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>don't deserve to be killed
Ok.
That's Naruto's Son's Anime.

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If you think otherwise you should give me some kind of argument for it

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I can take apart any machine and put it back together in working order.

How'd you acquire that skill?

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I have close to $100k stashed away in a long term CD that I can't touch unless my parents take it out or unless both of them for. The fun part is, parents don't know about it so I'm pretty sure I'm stuck staring at untouchable money for another 30 years at least

I can hurt you badly.

My name is sob1

>The fact that you don't understand speaks volumes.
You aren't very smart, are you?
>That's Naruto's Son's Anime.
Isn't like the same shit, tho?

Yeahr I think that helps faggot. I'm studying computer science. Seems like you have no idea or explain me how to denanomynize me.

not anont
>skills
it's common sense, surprised so many people are scared of touching a wire

I'm not really sure. I think I was just born that way. I do it for a living now.

Found the girl

Most interesting things about me:
>Have no friends
>Only had a job once
>faps too much
>Wants to be trap
>Too sad to lose my gaining weight (180lbs + 5'5)
>Enjoys wholesome gameplay of Animal Crossing
>Feels increasingly tired like I'm in a dream state

I just reached $4k in savings and now I feel bad that the number is so low :(

Can you?

No, thank god someone finally fucking understands

idk what denanomyzing is sorry :(

I'd presume it's a singular skill if it involves all machines. But yeah, common sense can help in that regard

Hey, it's a valuable skill. Use it well.

Which one?

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Wait are you a girl? On Cred Forums? If yes then show us your titties niw!!!!!!!!

Yeah I know you well enough. You're on a different level than me.
I feel like I made a friend here. Maybe one day I'll get over the anxiety issues and contact you, then we could fuck each others day up in a game or some shit.
You're fucking hilarious, and interesting.

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Hehe, it does. Just try to find a left handed catcher's mitt.

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Yeah but at least you can retrieve it if you choose.

Why do you use Season 1 Ichigo as your avatar?

It did give me a verbal stutter, so...maybe?

I own 6 sex dolls.

I do and will. Gotten into the offshore life. It's pretty nice. I do an unusual amount of fishing.

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.
Picture adjunted is me.

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What was the cause of the stroke?

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Who’s the anime girl in the original post and other comments? Thanks.

Oded on heroin which caused acute compartment syndrome in my leg which left me somewhat physically disabled. I still use oxy to get high id use heroin if I still had a car.

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Hoshimiya Ichigo. Aikatsu!

Never had a girlfriend.

In college doing something I don’t care about.

Hate my parents, they hate me to.

No friends.

Sometimes cry before I got to sleep.

Kinda, it's just more streamlined and I haven't seen any episode past 43
Not really worth watching, unless you want more of the same Shippuden but with "new characters"

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MEANIE

What job did you have? Why aren't you working to be a trap?

Perhaps. No. Only if you pay me.

I'm barely on the level I inhabit, don't flatter me. If you want to be my friend then I will gladly accept, my Discord is YtSeJamz#0423

You flatter me with your praise but again, I'm not that interesting

You should take up drums! Carter Beauford was born left-handed and he's one of the best ambidextrous drummers ever

True, but it's not on the same level :(

Because I can. I honestly can't remember what lead me to taking her as an avatar

Huh. Sorry if I sounded insulting, I realize now that my response was very sardonic and could come across as mean-spirited

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I can scream louder than the voices from within

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I'm a dick sucking prodigy but I can't brag about it to anyone IRL

What’s your name OP?

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yeah, that's what I thought.
But why?

show tits lasagna

I'm a huge loser with hangups over crushes from my childhood

I had a job in a factory making select parts for Toyota vehicles. It didn't last long because am dumb and hurt my back from not lifting heavy things with my legs as taught.

I am not working to be a trap because am sad human bean with no self confidence due to life always ignoring my existence.

Good lord you people are making me wallpost

Why so many?

Fishing takes a lot of patience. Do you enjoy it?

This seems fake.

Ichigo from Aikatsu

You haven't kicked the habit yet, huh?

>never had a girlfriend
You will.
>in college doing something I don't care about
Why?
>hate my parents, they hate me to
Why?

The others I feel will be answered with the above questions.

Prove it.

Why not?

Ian.

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AVM...it's basically a useless clump of arteries and veins in the brain...you'll have to google it if you want to learn more about it

I am no bitch lasagna

Elaborate?

Hey, I have a Toyota vehicle!

You should work to be whatever you want to be. Life may ignore your existence but I won't! You can add me on Discord, I've dropped the link in the thread already

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This cheered me up, thanks OP. I hope I will get one soon.

Are you Mack from Twitter?

Any time. I'm rooting for you!

Nope, don't use Twitter

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Ur too wholesome for this world, OP. Certainly Cred Forums.

That's only the facade I use for this place, in reality I'm an awful person

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What’s the worst thing you ever done?

I do enjoy it. Kind of have to, really. When you're on an oil rig for a month at a time it's everyone's main hobby. It's a way to be social. Having better food is a driving factor as well. All and all it's a peaceful experience. You wouldn't believe the stars out here.

I like variety with my dolls. Some days I like big tits and other days I like small. One doll is tall and stays in bed but another doll is small and easy to carry around and fuck standing up against the wall. Different wigs, breast sizes, skin tone, heights, weights. I never get bored with unlimited options.

No, will continue to use as its difficult to walk with nerve pain. Ive oded/died a few times and theres nothing after, this is it all we have and for me to suffer the rest of my life with permanent sciatic pain is not a proportional punishment. Caught a felony a few months before the leg thing to so fuck my life id like to end this losing streak as its constant loss.

whoooooooaaaaahhh

Show tit lasagna!

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I once stole some Yugioh cards from Walmart

Outside of the light pollution from cities the stars are really something else. I've only rarely gotten out to see them but man they are special

I suppose that's true... huh.

There's nothing after, huh? I guess you might as well keep on keeping on then...

No!

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I lost 20 lbs simply by switching from Paxil to Zoloft. I've lost another 10 on my own because losing the first 20 got me really motivated.

We can see the bands of the Milky Way, countless shooting stars, all of it. The lights on the rig don't do much in all that darkness. I miss it on my 2 weeks off, really.

but.. boobs? preas?

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Ok thanks.

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Buffalo Bill!

Buffalo Bill was excellent movie

There's probably CP of me and my sister on the internet because we were both molested by our uncle.

Woah, do they have that much of a difference?

That's why I love minerals so much, the shine in them is like a reflection of the universe

And yes that was cheesy as hell, fight me

No.

Ew.

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not really, was kinda boring.

No boobs.
This is an wholesome bread.

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taken some pictures? will you take pictures?

pics or didn't happen

I'm not really the fighting type. Everyone should have something that inspires them.

shut up.

but has you smell of sweet fruit
hmm tasty feet
nice back ass close hmm

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>Ew.

I know. It causes me anxiety like crazy. Like if someone is looking at me I always feel like they've seen a video or picture of me and are trying to determine if that's me grown up. It's ruined my life as far as relationships go. I don't know how my sister was able to get married, have kids, and have a life like it never happened and I've become a mess who can't talk to anyone or maintain eye contact.

I'll bring a better camera with me next. My phone can't capture them. It's a humbling sight, none the less.

Only reason I still live is to work and make money to buy opiates. If you told me id have to learn how to walk again at 20 before it happened idk if even then id listen. I suppose living is much better than that black void. Ive died 9 times not ONCE did I ever see or hear anything waking up from those is super surreal tho. I 100% fucked the karma ratio up on this life.

True! Here's a picture of the Vanadinite cluster I have sitting above me on my desk, it's super beautiful

Feet r gross

It's incredibly unlikely anyone you've ever come into contact with has seen those photos or videos of you as a kid. You can't live your life restricted by the shit some awful person did to you before you were too young to fight back.

I can't even begin to imagine the trauma that monster caused to you because I never went through anything like that, but I hope you can find the strength to get through it.

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feet are the most wholesome part of a woman
does it have herpes?

I mean they touch the ground the most

No, the red parts are the vanadinite crystals.

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That is really pretty. We don't get many rocks where we are. Not unless you can hold your breath for a really long time.

I'm sure there are plenty waiting to be discovered!

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I drink too much but when I'm drunk I feel emotionally numb which is better than feeling like broken garbage. I don't know that I'll ever be a normal functioning person. Even though my uncle is in prison it still doesn't feel like I can move on.

My nigga my uncle went to jail 8 years and now lives on the street and is ready to go back. Embarrassment he dont even cross our minds hes raring to go back too

I get overly emotional when drunk (which I am) and I'm not emotional at all when sober so...

You'll be fine, user. Add me on Discord if you want YtSeJamz#0423 and we can talk whenever you feel down

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Yeah that was my uncle when he got out of jail for what he did. Ended up going right back in again. And again. Some people just can't and shouldn't live on the outside.

reminds me of a friend, he used to get "emotional" when drunk
ended up being, he sucked me off in the backdoor of a pub

Maybe. I don't like going down there. I've only done it a few times. Once you get past the murk it's beautiful. All the coral and fish are pretty neat. But you have to swim through the murk to get to them. Things touch you in the murk. I'm not a fan of that.

lmao I'm bi so hey that could happen too I guess

But really I am more emotional when drunk

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Jeez, that's straight up Lovecraftian. I wouldn't go down there either. I'll stick to buying Opals and whatnot online

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U fucking said it man absolutely just doesnt wanna do the right thing cant be helped, refuses to use help. He'll call all the brothers, (we work construction family thing) right so he'll call big boss my older uncle and always ask for money. All the things ppl have done for him used cars, place to live, MONEY everyday. Why bother just a fuck up living in the streets of camden. Degenerate, lowlife, shame, bad on the family name you kno how that makes us look in the paper when he breaks into a house or sum shit. Degrading.

Im addicted to making porn and masturbating what do op

Don't know if it's interesting but: I was born 3 months premature and was part of a study to see if there is a connection with premature births and ADHD (there is), and I short circuited my whole school building with one of pic related (not the exact model but a similar cable)

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All I know is anyone can have it, most will live their lives not even knowing it. Unfortunately, I wasn't so lucky. All I can say is If anyone ever feels like something's wrong, go to a doctor and get a CT scan

Cut off your genitals & cauterize the wound?

Were you trying to short-circuit the school?

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Considering I've seen 12 foot sharks pulled in, yeah. It's spooky. Little bumps, big bumps. None of them are appreciated. The guys that are out here to inspect the legs don't mind, and none of them have ever been hurt. But it's still unsettling.

>>Were you trying to short-circuit the school?
Not really, a classmate goaded me into putting each of the prongs into the electric socket. funny thing is I didn't get any punishment or even yelled at at all, I guess they where to worried that I could have electrocuted myself.
All that happened was that the school Janitor came and had a talk in every class about the dangers of electricity.

but why
the furthest I went was shutting down the whole school because I got electrocuted

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As it should be. Just don't run into Cthulu or anything

Yeah sounds like the classmate didn't have great intentions...

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I LIE ABOUT MY IQ EVERY WEEKEND AND TELL PEOPLE I'M SMART WHEN IN ACTUALITY I'M AS SMART AS I SAY BUT OF COURSE I COME OFF AS DESPERATE AND PATHETIC WHEN I DO THIS
NOBODY RESPECTS ME EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE WITH PEOPLE AND I AM INCREDIBLY ANGRY FOR BEING BRANDED ARROGANT
THIS HAS TURNED ME INTO A PETULANT ATTENTION WHORE WHO SNAPS IF HE FEELS INSULTED
SO LAST NIGHT I TOLD A WOMAN WHO WANTED TO FUCK ME SHE WAS A DUMB CUNT FOR EXPECTING ME TO CHANGE WHO I AM JUST SO I CAN FIT IN IN THEIR STUPID LITTLE CLICK
AND THEN EVERYONE IN THAT CLICK AGREED WITH HER AND GOT UPSET WITH ME AND I ENDED UP TELLING THEM THEY WERE ALL BORING CUNTS WHO DONT KNOW SHIT COMPARED TO ME
AND THEN I LOST
I LOST
THAT WAS MY RANT

>>Yeah sounds like the classmate didn't have great intentions...
He was that class resident bully, so i just did what he told me to do

Calm down.

Hopefully you learned your lesson?

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>Hopefully you learned your lesson?
Well I didn't do it again, that's for sure

CALM DOWN?!
YOU SOUND LIKE THOSE DUMB RETARDS I TOLD OFF LAST NIGHT
YOU KNOW NOTHING, AND YOU DARE TELL ME TO CALM DOWN?!
I CAN PUT YOUR SHIT INTO PERSPECTIVE FROM ANGLES YOU COULDN'T FATHOM WITH MY DICK IN YOUR ASS YOU STUPID BOY

We're a ways from the Plateau of Leng. I'll keep an eye out for shoggoths though.

youtube.com/watch?v=6SxjBWJPf78

WELL THEN DO IT

Don't go into the sunken city whatever you do

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I hate everything

youtube.com/watch?v=bft7JTZPNC8

No bananas, holy shit.

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I feel SO much sympathy for Buffalo Bill... His pain, anguish and frustration over not having tits speaks VOLUMES about how society can easily lead astray and ruin mankind as a whole.

It takes ONE bad seed of deceit to make so much evil

Shut up Alex

Right? It's amazing!

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I have nothing interesting to tell, but welcome back OP

Thank you! I'm sure you have something?

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i have finished amnesia the dark descent 4 times

Did you enjoy all 4 of the playthroughs?

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well, my birthday is tomorrow. so that's something I guess

Happy almost birthday! How old will you be?

Gimme a paypal or something so I can send you money

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1. that's classified ;)
2. you don't need to send me money, please keep it for yourself. thank you for the offer though

Can you at least give me an idea?

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youtube.com/watch?v=SBTKL71W9Wc

Multiculturallity is the privilige of the one living in "Rich mans"-ghettoes

xenophobia is natural

This is my belief

hmmm okay, ill message you on discord.

Okay, looking forward to it!

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tHEY DTABANK

I really want to text with you over discord or something because i love you

WAT

MY DISCORD HAS BEEN POSTED SEVERAL TIMES IN THIS THREAD

/caps lock

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Oh sorry, i'll text you then lmfrick

Haven't received anything yet

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i got to get out of tyhe is -place

proto1

rifk war

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I ran from cops over 200 mph and got all charges dropped

How did you run that fast?

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>in a car

Then how did you run? Was it a Flintstones car?

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Yes, I am being purposefully oblivious.

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evaded

wow, u still here? get a life!

Good job

I have one but currently nothing is happening so here we are

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>I have one but currently nothing is happening so here we are
well, do something else.

It's 9:34 PM and I'm inebriated so that is not really something that is feasible

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U should go for a ride. See how fast can you go and then try to break your own record.

I'm a claims adjuster for car insurance and I've seen the hell that drunk driving inflicts on people so yeah... no

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you don't sound drunk enough to fear taking a ride.

I have a lot of tolerance for alcohol

I'm at like half a bottle of 45% rum lol

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see? is ok to go for a drive.

Never gonna happen.

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Well then, finish your bottle. Maybe drink a new one afterwards.

Aye aye cap'n.

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good girl.

i just had sex

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Oof

Was it good?

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yeah pretty pretty good. i came when she came for the third time. she's kinda a lot of work

so close

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It's never a bad thing when she cums multiple times

If anything it means she's more likely to come back

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yeah she gave me all these notes from the first two times we fucked. i guess there wasn't enough oral or passion or some shit. so demanding.

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So, eh... You are in actuality an ego centric lover ?

Be glad that she wants to fuck you again at all lmao

I've seen you, you ain't no Fabio

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i guess so. i mostly did what she wanted so i would get mine again. but like it was kinda hot when she was almost crying from the intensity

you should see her

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I should

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i'm too embarrassed to show you

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Pussy.

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Hey uh, sleep it off or something. My tolerance is way too high as well. Some people give a shit about you.
Plz drink wortor.

that's all i can smell rn

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I will! It's Friday so I don't have to do anything tomorrow

Good, because you are a pussy

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i'm leaving because i want to watch disney+ and go to bed, not because you called me a pussy

>It's Friday

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Yeah okay buddy, I believe you

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Im a 41 year old fat neckbeard with a smallish penis married to a 26 year old pic related... Been together 6 years now

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>I will! It's Friday so I don't have to do anything tomorrow
where the fuck do you live? yesterday?

WHAT???
HOW???

Congrats! How did you meet her?

I live in California so... yeah if you're on the east coast it's Saturday for you

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Idk lol met her at work . she was in a relationship with a chick. She was craving dick and we hit it off

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>I live in California so... yeah if you're on the east coast it's Saturday for you
Nope, it's Saturday for you and Sunday for me.

Tell us a little bit about you

>she was in a relationship with a chick
WHAT??? YOU LYING! NO WAY YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH!

Shit, it is. The 3-day weekend threw me off

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Good, for a moment I thought you were stupid.

I am. Sadly. She talked me into moving up north and now i dont even have to work just be a house dad while she works. She even works overnights so we spend the days together. Not a bad life. She is jealous but other than that i have a nice life.

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I mean I am stupid so

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well, i drove with some friends reverse through a mcdonalds drive thru yesterday

based

What'd you order?

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ten piece mcnuggets but they werent too happy about it

They can't have had that much going on that night

Sounds like you just got the cranky shift

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