Wholesome thread! Let's go!

Wholesome thread! Let's go!

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I recently went of my anti-depressives to prove a point.
Don't do it man, don't be ashamed of yourself.
It they say it's chronic, it's chronic.

That's just PC CP, man

Well i got a lil lifehack for some of you who could be struggling with bowel movement issues
I know what it is and i feel your pain, thing is i discovered a simple little trick that can help you get back on the toilet if you are having issues with that

youtu.be/G2z1rTpWM-I
Here, simply listen to this as long as it takes for your body to soothe and relax
Then you will poop in a matter of second!
But you didn’t hear this from me ;)

Don't be gross.

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what kind of bowel movement? it's kinda ambiguoud

Some feminists agreed with me that the patriarchy is at fault that I can't find a car tinkering enthusiast waifu. Others said that I should be executed. It's a win in my books.

It’s bullshit and you’re just a lazy narrow minded little faggot
Get a daily dose of man the fuck up and do a bit of soul search to help you realize that you gave this life by your own will and simply allowed yourself to rewrite neuropathways in your brain that locked this bullshit illness and now you think a bunch of bullshit pills will magically cure it
Just like i said, lazy and weak
Stop being lazy and weak
It’s not hard and don’t even dare whining about having it hard, you fucking don’t know how harder alot of people have it and yet they’re still resilient because they take care of their own wellbeing and it starts with knowledge
Ignorance is what’s killing you right now

Constipation :X

you are the reason we are being labeled as toxic and the best of us kill themselves...prove the 'manliness' you speak about

From starvation and/or fasting? Or in general?

No laziness here, brother.
I have a successful business, work 12-20hrs per day and hit the gym and go jogging every day.
I even volunteer for programming lessons and depression consulting.
What do you do?

You can’t even read something with detachment and acknowledge that it’s on you that you have to retaliate back with this faggot ass post
Come on man, you’re gonna tell me that you have a good understanding of your brain, mind and body? That you have a job that enables you to pay bills and have as much as you want to sustain yourself and have fun?
You obviously are lacking alot of elements in your life that keeps you into a void and you’re fucking giving this bullshit too much unnecessary negative energy that it literally fucked your brain into this state
Now stop being a faggot and start acting out of your will instead of sitting on your ass, moping like a bitch who relie on bullshit pills that fucks your brain even more
You’re not helping yourself and you don’t even seem to care so you do you

Man the fuck up

Hey faggot, that wasn't the OP reply
was the OP reply, AKA me

FUCK
I meant

Shut up nigger

I said shut up nigger

why do you need to be so offensive?
what bothers you?
you can say it here

two different approaches here, one has penis size issues, you judge which one

Nothing, sometimes i feel like being an asshole on purpose
It’s funny

What kinda pseudoscience made you come to this conclusion you fucking charlatan?

just that?
this is a wholesome thread, offload your anger
we know that it's expected of us to be so aggressive, but we can reflect on it instead

Yeah just that
Although i don’t feel like unloading my anger, i do have quite alot of it

I guess it's better to unload it in the form of bullets into school-childrens heads and be famous?

You’re really pushing this unnecessary too far
First of all, i don’t even live in the USA
second, i think shoot ups are pretty retarded and a lame cry for attention
Also, you keep misinterpreting my words and acting like you know better than me about my actual mind state
I was simply playing the whole time
Fuck sakes we’re anonymous and the sky’s the limit when it comes to posting, b8ing, trolling, shitposting and whatnot
Stop being a soft cunt and grow a pair you overly sensitive ass wipe

Well give me an example of your pair then
I don't lack in strength, I've achieved more than most despite my suffering

I don’t have shit to prove, fucko
Now go kick some anus you scrotum lover

If you feel you don't have anything to prove, stop projecting

I actually met Keanu like 2 weeks after I saw John Wick 2 In theaters.
Dude was inside a wendys eating at a table by himself.
I went in through the drive through. Noticed him. Went around again to confirm

>holy shit is that fucking Keanu Reeves

I go inside and wanna say something but I hesitated for a second.

He noticed and called me over.

I told him how I had already bought my food and was driving off but just wanted to say hi.

He thought it’d be better if I brought my food in and ate inside.
Sat with Keanu Reeves and enjoyed a meal together for like 5 minutes.

Dude scarved his fucking food down.
We talked about JW2. How our days went. He told me to stay in school. And he was off.

Super nice dude. Felt like I was talking to a friend not a celebrity

???
..ok boomer?

This almost felt like it was gonna be a bad pasta

I keep hearing these kind of stories about Keanu and it makes me feel warm inside.
Thanks for the story, friend

Way too young for a boomer, and way too east european.
Find some self-worth man

So much for wholesome...

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Keep hope alive, my friend.

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Sorry I was late to the party, most of what I have is porn. These few images are taking too long to find among the porn, and I can't find my external hard drive. Someone please help me.

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this thread is def me when browsing r/Cred Forums

Coke/Pepsi. Beatles/Rolling Stones, etc. ad infinitum, you can like both.

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Gigakubica? On my thread?

I just re-read what I wrote
Lmao yeah it does sound like a copy pasts a bit
But nah man
Met Keanu
Had a meal together
Talked a bit.
Bid me farewell.

Super cool guy.

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Anyone aware of someone depressed near them?
Can you help them? Do you have any advice to ask? Can you raise awareness to someone who can help?

I love when dragons are pure and cute.

Awesome! I haven't had any opportunities to talk to anyone SUPER-famous, but the nicest person I have ever spoken to at a convention was Tom Sullivan, the effects creator and graphic designer for the Evil Dead series. I have pictures somewhere of us having a knife fight with original Dagger of the Dead props, and he spoke to me for three hours, during which time nobody else even came near his booth for some reason.

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You're so damn right, I got my leg blown off in a war once, no biggie, after 0.2 seconds Ithe pain went away after I told myself that I was a beta male faggot cuck soyboy for even getting my leg blown off. Not only did I grow back the leg instantly, I grew 27 extra legs, now every woman I see literally throws their pussy at me, gets pregnant with over 9000 of my babies (all male, I should add ) and now I shit out lambourghinis. So great to be an alpha male like you!!!

Gotta admit that little scene brought joy to my heart (which is somewhat uncommon these days)

Good job

I feel obliged to add - this kind of behaviour can push isolated and insecure people over the edge, people should show more empathy rather than fall back on such psychopathic remarks

That makes me feel kinda sad, the wyvern degrades himself to please a spoiled little girl

The sun will come out again, friend. Glad to be helpful.

While I see your point, she is young, and she can still change her ways. With a friend like that, she will hopefully come around.

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This thread made me cry a little bit. my depression has gotten so bad, I wish I was better at handling my emotions

Thanks, didn't stop to think of it that way!
It's a worthy burden

Talk to me about your depression

It's okay to feel sad, and to cry. I wish my father had told me that when I was a younger man, but that's why I'm telling you now. It's okay. We're all good boys and good girls deep down, and sometimes life gives us treats, it just takes a while sometimes.

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Please don't treat depression anything less than a debilitating disease it is.
The OP of that reply might be going through something than 'feeling down' :(

Hey, are you getting any help? Where are you from?
I want to help you

Please respond, friend, I'm worried and I want to talk to you

Basically I used to have everything I could possibly want, a nice living situation, amazing parents, basically an endless amount of opportunities with beautiful girls (I fucked up by being a douche), good looks/charisma and a lot of cool friends. But I was always kinda cringe, and autistic in weird ways, but above that I was a toxic, narcissistic, spoiled brat. I lost all my friends, I blocked everybody. (I’m 20 years old) I don’t have a car or my license, no gf, no real friends, nobody talks to me. I moved away, to a completely different state. I moved back in with my dad. I am miserable. I recently got a job which is cool, and once I get a car I’m almost positive I’ll be able to get a girlfriend sooner or later, that will make me feel better. But until then I’m just working, saving money, getting high, and playing video games. I’m lonely, I hurt all the time thinking about the embarrassing retarded shit I did growing up. It’s hard knowing I destroyed my own reputation

You are young, those are reasonable mistakes to make and are not as lethal as you might think.
The depression might be, on the other hand,
Don't bet on things like 'this one thing will get me a GD', as it will only lead to more pain.
You said that you HAD charisma and looks - do you still have them, and if not how did you lose them?
Do you have any opportunity to seek professional help? It sounds like you're from the US.
I've had my first GF at 28. Not quite encouraging, but although fit as fuck, I am also ugly AF. Also autistic and 7 years in therapy for chronic depression.
I don't want to tell you to be patient, I want to make it happen to you ASAP.

Thanks man, I appreciate that you care. I know you know what it’s like, it feels good to know I’m not alone in this painful struggle. I really should seek professional help, I can, I just need to set up an appointment. My mom has been trying to tell me to set it up for at least a year now, but I always procrastinate.
I totally see what you’re saying about me obsessing over getting a gf, I’ve just been telling myself since I lost all my friends that if I get a gf I’ll be able to cope. I need to just build up myself so in case something goes wrong with my future girl I’m not broken about it. I desperately need to improve my self, and I’m taking baby steps to get there as we speak. I love you Cred Forumsrother, thank you for speaking with me tonight

I was at a point also completely alone - a friend and therapy helped me most of all things. The friend I gained after my breakdown - but he's someone who's also depressed and someone with whom I can share my most intimate thoughts. This friend has had more success with girls than me, but has complementary pressures, and the depression itself doesn't discriminate. It's a disease.

I forced myself into therapy despite my parents objections at 22. It was first suggested at age 7, but my parents had the final word, and didn't want the embarrassment of a 'retarded child' (I have proven them wrong with immense professional success, but they still shun me for my mental issues)

You might be disappointed by your first doctors, I only had some progress on my 4th doctor (I didn't waste time there, I changed them as soon as I recognized they would just throw cliches at me)

HANG IN THERE, FIREND

Thank you user this has been a solid thread, a lot bette than the usual Facebook/instagram jacking off threads lol

but I’m happy to hear that you found success. and you’re helping me realize I need to stop procrastinating and make the damn appointment. I’ll do it Monday when they’re open and I’m off work.

o yeah and one more thing before I head to bed, when it comes to women what matters most is what’s on the inside. I got my heart chewed up and spit out by some big fucking sluts that were so god damn beautiful they would be revered as goddesses to 95% of people who browse this board. Looks are NOT everything. We both need to find someone who makes us happy and loves us for who we are.

Peace

Right you are about that.
I hope I made a difference, that you will be better, as talking to you has made me happier. I will shed some tears imagining you getting better, user. Godspeed.