I deliver for dominos, ask me anything
No the pic is not me
I deliver for dominos, ask me anything
Adam Jones
Jordan Scott
If a guy wanted to blow you as a tip would you let him?
Austin Kelly
Weirdest delivery story?
Jason Gonzalez
No, but ive received weed before
Tyler Brown
Yeah how many chicks get their thrills doing that whole answer the door naked thing I keep seeing videos of and out of the amount that do it how high a percentage are butt ugly trolls?
Grayson Kelly
Ever get a "pizza dare" pulled on you?
Mason Lopez
Delivered now for 2 years, but the stories that stick out the most
>Deliver to a nice middle class home, guy answers the door while on the phone with emergency services, wife on the floor kind of convulsing and from what I ascertained from him talking it was kind of a reoccurring thing, he signs and takes the pizza in a sort of calm demeanor
>Delivered to a low income apartment that was absolutely full of dogs, the strongest fucking smell of ammonia and death would hit you as soon as I opened the door, and I had to put it on her kitchen table and wade my way through her like 10 dogs. Dog shit and piss everywhere
>Had a customer request in the instructions I call him when I arrive at his address as his dog is aggressive. Do so, he opens the door and before he can get out his black lab dashes through his legs and goes for my leg, i curb stomp the cunt. Guy was completely fine with it as it was his fault, gave me a solid tip
>Bunch of mexicans drinking and celebrating either a high school or uni graduation at 1 pm, everybody drunk as shit, they invite me through their house and into the backyard where a dj is at, everybody chipped in a tip and left with like a 40$ tip (and was offered shots, but had to deny as a elderly driver did this once and was fired the same day)
Surprisingly havent encountered it yet, especially while in a university town. Have seen some insanely attractive college girls answer in bikinis but thats about it. Had one hispanic woman in her late 30's with a rocking body keep texting me long after I delivered her pizza (had initiated the text to find her apartment number which she didn't provide initially). Said she wanted to fuck a young stud and I was down, but then she mentioned part of it was their shared kind of cuckoldry as she wanted me to fuck her in the ass in front of her husband
Elijah Hernandez
>cuckoldry
A shit tier fetish, you did the right thing by not indulging them
Christian Campbell
you kick my dog and I'll shoot your ass. fucking cunt.
Charles Watson
If you're too lazy and stupid to keep your dog contained or at least trained im stomping the cunt
Juan Powell
agreed, i can't respect that shit. She was fine as fuck too, kind of like a amazonian build of curvy and fit with some thick thighs, kind of a butterface though
Brayden Butler
>Weirdest delivery story?
Few more I just remembered
>Delivering to the university medical center at night, pretty quiet. Catching the elevator to go up, let a middle aged man on. Ask him how his day is, and he immediately says he thinks he might have to get a divorce with the latter part of the sentence his voice starts cracking, and he starts tearing up a little bit. Want to sympathize with the guy but don't know what to say as ive never been married, responded with "shit im sorry to hear that man"
>Another delivery to the UMC, deliver to a middle aged dude. Apparently hes from one of the outlying small towns, his wife got hit by a police cruiser that was chasing somebody else and she was on a bike, got hit by the police car going 80+ mph. Nearly every bone in her body is broken, numerous organs crushed, at the very best she's going to live. Guy was barely keeping it together, was absolutely crushing hearing that
>Deliver to some guy at a low income apartment early in the afternoon, guy is already drunk as shit. He didn't have a small enough bill for the cash order as we can't carry more than 20$ in change with us, so he suggests I drive him to the nearest convenience store where he can get change and I can buy him some smokes and cheap beer, gives me a 20$ tip.
Brayden Stewart
>"How dare you defend yourself against the untamed dangerous creature I own but refuse to train"
I hope it tears your throat out in the night user.
Noah Richardson
bump
Mason Jenkins
Anybody else still in this thread? I'm high and need some entertainment
Bentley Rogers
Some tips:
>Never order a specialty pizza, especially for delivery. The base price is inflated as fuck and the coupons for it only reduce the price like 1.5$. Just pick the 5 topping coupon and hand pick the toppings that are naturally on the specialty pizzas for far cheaper
>Mix and match is objectively the best coupon for delivery, 2, 2 topping mediums for 6$ each will come to like 16$ with delivery charge and tax
Joshua Reed
Wtf is going on here?
Luis Evans
Nobody cares. Your job is literally done by niggers.
Leo Sanders
physical therapy for manlets
true, im just bored
Nathan Cox
>Deliver to a hotel, some black guy insists that I walk inside and he has some naked white girl wrapped up in sheets laying there as if it was some sort of fetish to have a pizza guy see what was going on. I proceeded to fuck her while he watched...haha jk, I'm not getting aids.
>Drive RWD car, have never gotten stuck in the snow except once in bumblefuck when I went to turn around and the snow collapsed as I went into an embankment that I couldn't see. No signal. Walked to some mansion and asked for help, they were all drinking but pulled me out with their truck. Gave them the pizza I was supposed to deliver. Got bitched at by boss for giving them pizza that was cold anyways.
>Deliver to an address and call the person, they can't see me and are obviously drinking. They gave me the wrong address.
>Deliver to a hotel and I forgot the 2 liter. Say it must be in my car and that I'll be right back. Guy is a total asshole. Turns out that I don't have a 2 liter in my car so I decide that rather than spend 10 mins going back up to his room to let him know that I had to get one, that I'd just get it and come back. He was totally not chill about it at all, I told him to go fuck himself.
>Deliver pizza in sub zero temperatures, guy says it's cold. I recommend he puts it in his oven.
>Deliver to a hotel to find 2 girls and one guy having a little party. They offer me a shot as a tip, I took two.
>Worked delivery in Boulder CO, waiting on an order to be completed and notice that across the street there is a car with the alarm constantly going off. I had time so I walk over to help out and see this cute chick. There was a problem with her ignition. I google it and get her key and turn it in the ignition back and forth several times. It works. Look back and notice a child in the back seat, wtf I didn't even see her. Girl gives me a hug and I go on my way.
>Deliver to house is on opposite side of street. Do a drift to get there. Guy gives me "drift tip".
Nolan Ross
Looks like halo gravity traction to treat scoliosis.