I haven’t had a single friend in 7 years

this. you have us, a bunch of nazi incel glow niggers who think trap porn isn't gay. the most inclusive bunch of people on the planet. welcome home faggot.

It's extremely hard to make friends in canada, everyone here is a sheep. I have nothing in common with rap loving mall clothes wearing white guys my age.

I haven't had any friends since 2001.

maybe bc youre a leaf and leafs cant have opinions without getting arrested so just play games online and try to find someone local you can trust

12 years VOLUNTARILY. You don’t need friends. JK you need friends. Jesus I wish I could trust people again.

Hit the gym. Avoid degeneracy like bars and malls.

>friend
they don't exist faggot quit being a bitch

Friends are overrated desu I've pushed most of mine away in favor of centering Cred Forums as my social universe

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>cut off my last real life friend last week
>planning to meet about our small business
>he blew me off yet again to do something else without having the decency to tell me

I don't know what I ever did to keep getting 'friends' that fuck me over out of nowhere

It's been 20 for me, don't give a shit, I'm going back to getting high and playing vidya.

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Try to get out and do something buddy, we're frens, but you need real contact with people.

the difference between an introvert and an extravert

I am alone for 15 years now i have no other human contact than at work or when buy my groceries. Don't go down this route it is terrible when you are not an introvert.

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imagine that or having lifelong buddy who backstabs you after 30 years

Its all perspective my dude

there's an apu of this

Why would you post this here? Do you think we're going to help you? If so then why not give us a little more information about your situation? What are we supposed to do with your one tiny post?

Studies have shown that it takes about 40 hours with someone before you become friends. To become close friends takes about 200 hours. The reasons we all make so many friends in school and mostly take it for granted, then wonder why it stops after we leave school, is that school forces you into close contact with a lot of people for long periods of time. So much else is on our minds while this happens that we don't notice we are building camaraderie with people. Then when it's done we don't realize we've built close relationships with these people because frankly a lot of them are assholes. So we wander off and figure the same thing will happen again in the next stage of our lives.

It never does, and we are left wondering why we didn't make friends at work and aren't friends with any of our neighbors.

thenextweb.com/insider/2018/04/23/study-long-takes-adults-make-new-friends/
archive.is/sQU5r

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Friends are overrated. Treat people solely as resources to be used. Extract anything of value from them, then get rid of them.

>he fell for the Friendship Jew

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>Shoot some liberals
>Go to prison
>Have friends for life.

Start hanging around malls, concerts, high school sporting events, cafes, community events and find a qt 16 year old girl to deflower

Friends are for losers.

The answer is almost offensively simple, the sort of thing your mom would say and you would roll your eyes at and say "it's not that easy." We need to devote time and effort to our relationships with people, including people we don't know very well. Sometimes even the ones we don't like very much. Friendship isn't just about getting along and having fun. Being able to count on someone is important. If you value their opinions and advice, that can be worth something. Just knowing that you will likely see them again counts for something.

There aren't a lot of opportunities for such relationships to blossom in today's world. Most of us don't go to church. If you have kids in school, other parents are only too eager to hurry home after dismissal or a school event. The Internet can fool us into feeling we have experienced human interaction, then Monday rolls around and we realize we haven't talked to a single human being since Friday afternoon.

I cannot stress how important it is to become a regular at a bar and a cafe, to become friendly with the staff, and to talk with others who frequent these places. Of course many cafes are like cubicle offices and many bars are nightlife sinkholes, and you will need to shop around. Look for a cafe that is shaped like a bar. Go out early in the evening and look for bars where no one is attractive and the bartender is joking with the customers. It can be unnerving to walk into these places. Most of us remember the cool kids' table at lunch and wondering how anyone ever got to sit there and be cool also. This is what it feels like to walk into even the mellowest "old man bar" but you have to do it.

The absolute worst thing thing that can happen is you spend an hour drinking seltzer in the company of bores and douchebags - which is ALWAYS better than sitting at home feeling isolated.

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Society owes you nothing. But also, you owe society nothing.

Some articles on the subject I think are worth reading. Sorry for removing source links and munging the archive ones but the system thinks I'm posting spam.

"If you’re wondering why you’ve lost friends in adulthood, this is probably why"
archive [dot] ph/nkSXC

"How to Have Closer Friendships (and Why You Need Them)"
archive [dot] ph/jtfLh

"Accept The Awkwardness: How To Make Friends (And Keep Them)"
archive [dot] ph/f22vY

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ok so you really have to build a life outside of your habits - follow your passions - get off this forum, only check it for fun before bed or in the morning... if you don't have a routine start one because otherwise you get lost in the sauce

friends will come and go you will never have another childhood bestfriend but you might meat some space holders you can at least enlighten for the time being... just be genuine and if you haven't accepted jesus into your heart yet that should be your #1 priotity

make sure you have all your talking points ready to go but never push them on people unless they ask which is hard when you're expected to be yourself.... like i got friends for working out, gaming, skimboarding, climbing but we keep the convo light , you just gotta look for people willing to accept the world isn't gonna line up and we all gotta live together and learn from each other... us internet kids can be black holes for normies and we tend to have pretty bad self destructive habbits.. gotta self reflect...

god speed brother

At least you friends are pairing up and breeding.
Scandi birthrates are not a meme were gone in one generation.

Go to a metal show. They’re very friendly there.

This

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based. i had fake friends for many years and now that i got rid of them i feel much better

>you have to spend time with people in order to become friends
holy shit are you a scientist?

Cool story bro, you ever tried DMT?

are you on an island by yourself?

youtube.com/watch?v=PmjedtjekEc

Jamie pull up that article about chimpanzees

That's strange, I thought Chris Chan lived in America?

Kike detected

This

Friends only drag you down because they are jealous of your success. What you need is a business partner.

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If you arent teenager why care?

Here's your weekly reminder that severe social isolation eventually causes a desire to murder other people. This is not mental illness but a survival strategy built into the species. In a state of nature, if we become isolated from all other people it's necessary either to prey on them, or at a minimum to have no qualms about killing other isolated people who might want to kill you. Social isolation is the common factor among all murderers of innocents. It may be the only factor.

Going to people's events is a really good way to make friends. Especially at small shows and art events, the people who organize these are often grateful that you remembered and took the time to turn out, because having no one turn out to your show really feels like shit, and you always worry about this beforehand. They will also jump at the chance to introduce you to others who came. In their mind you have something in common and they like to feel they are fostering friendships and creating a scene or community. This is a cynical way of putting it but you don't have to go about it with cynicism.

I will add that you can also get people to reply to your posts if you put time and effort into writing them.

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how old are you user?

I am in the same boat fren

Same. I sure do have enemies though.
>I didn’t lose a friend, I just realized I never had one.

Ride a motorcycle. Problem solved.

Just watch some anime like my hero academia bros

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Why is that a bad thing?

Do you want to be a dependent faggot who needs people to be happy? You don't need friends to exist in life

Hey bro if you work in a restaurants or bar you can become friends with your coworkers.

Don't feel bad, no friends means no enemies. Just chill out and let the animu take you.

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>not making online friends you can leave on a whim when you find out they're filthy communists

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Same. I’d probably be happy enough to have a beer with a shill

Friends are overrated. All mine do is annoy me take advantage and barely communicate

>The absolute worst thing thing that can happen is you spend an hour drinking seltzer in the company of bores and douchebags - which is ALWAYS better than sitting at home feeling isolated.
No it isn't

>"oy vey, goy. You betta go to work and socialize. Soshia Isolashon is bad for us.--- for you cuz you gonna be killing people"
Maybe for a retard.
10 years hikkineet here. Never wanted to kill people. Just want everyone else to fuck off my planet.

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Stand up for yourself or burn the bridge, nigel

When I still had friends I remember me having to agree with every single thing or there would only be arguments. I don't miss that time.

>flag
I am too far away sorry

>yell at people in public.
well, we do need a new antisemitic Elmo or a dozen

"Friends" do not exist, leaf. Only people that need something from you, or people you need something from. Seriously. Actual friendship died long long ago. If you want brotherhood, that's a different story, but you won't find it in a "friend". Join the service or police or something where you HAVE to trust someone with your life and vice versa.

Give up on the notion of friends. They are parasites. Fuck everyone else.

I find it's best to avoid talking about politics or world events, when they bring it up i tell them i don't want to talk about it, its divisive, and try to shift the focus on what we are doing instead.
It works for now, but the lines will be drawn one day. Never be afraid to speak your piece.

Friends just use each other for entertainment now.
I have one friend who we could rely on each other like brothers, the rest not at all. They contact me when they want something.

you still have family faggot. wait till they're all dead.

People are monsters. Get a dog...

Welcome to the club wannabe frends?

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Nobody wants to be friends with me when I talk like we do here, which is what I want to do.

Neither have I, OP. All we need is Cred Forums, or what ever your home board is, honestly.

The truth sucks. Most people do everything possible to avoid real conversations about it

You're not missing anything.
Friendships are almost never real after your teenage years. There's always ulterior motives and manipulation involved because everyone's ultimate goal is pussy and money.
The kind of honest, pure bromance between adults you see portrayed on television simply does not exist. Focus on your family instead.

>only 7 years
tfw 27 years old and haven't had a friend in 15 years. also a 5'10 balding, acne mark ridden, khhrv

at least you live in a first world democratic country

it could have been MUCH, MUCH WORSE

>haven't had social life in more than 5 years
>finally get decent job
>work next to very cute and smart 20 year old
>she's attracted to me and even comes on to me
>finds out I have no friends
>she loses interest in me instantly

do something about your horrible mouth odor

for the best OP

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>trap porn isn't gay
It isn't as long as you are at the receiving end

maybe dont start everyday smalltalk with redpills about da joos and apocalyptic conspiracies

You're a leaf, but I'd be your friend. Make a throwaway email and post it. I'll message you.

I didnt count the years

I am friendly but not friends these days.

I think people want to punch me in the face...

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>Here's your weekly reminder that severe social isolation eventually causes a desire to murder other people. This is not mental illness but a survival strategy built into the species
Take your meds

Yeah user, it's something people don't mention too much on here... But if you have no social influence, women won't be interested.

Shave your head and find some bros to build up confidence. Make a bullshit email and I'll be your bro.

If you're based on fascism and the jews I'd be down to chat some shit with you, if you create a throw away email we can chat bout whatever.

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Ill be your fren. Mind you, I’m basically a boomer. Youngunna make it bro. I’ve got literally one fren I can call apart from my dad, and we’re 3000km apart, and another maybe 2 mates I haven’t spoken to in 3 years who I know have my back.
Got you senpai.

download Tabletop Simulator

My number one rule, even if I have zero friends and happy about it;

>never talk negative about yourself to anyone

It's solid advice. No one should ever sabotage themselves by lowering themselves unasked for.

I've never had a real friend for over 20 years. Only internet friends in video games.

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Welcome to the club pal

Forget this nigger OP, you can find bro's, you just gotta know where to look.

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What is the likelihood that there’s bloodshed in Virginia on the 20th?
strawpoll.com/16r663pf

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You should probably kill yourself in that case. If that's legal in your state ofcourse.

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The last time I thought I had friends was 15, shortly after realized I only had the most shallow friendships. I'm 29 now and no longer believe in friendship. People just want someone to entertain and validate them, whether it's platonic or romantic.

Why do you keep posting this, soar.sh campaign nigger?

That's easily fixable...

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Based boomer, which state you from mate?

the more i tried hanging out with people, the less i enjoyed it
the more i realized im content in isolation

Take the gang pill

people dont wave but they do wave back

what steps have you taken to try and make friends?

f

Online friends are a poor substitute for real life friends.

based trips

friends are for real, actual losers.

in my isolation, i am god.

Truth. Self-deprecating humor is for those who are so obviously better than their peers that it could be considered funny to think otherwise. It's not the case for most people. It's best to avoid altogether unless you're sure.

It's better to have no friends, than to have bad friends.

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N00b. I’m hated by everyone I know including my family and I’m a 25 drink/day alcoholic. I also drove the only woman that ever loved me away after I fucked her best friend. I’m also 160,000 in debt and don’t have a job. I’m also slowly dying from a chronic disease. So look on the bright side, bud. At least you’re not me.

what do you have to show for 160k debt dingus

Do you have xbox live?

faggot IRC mod detected

which one of you cunts reported this thread

alright since we are off the board, ill tell you the trick
report retarded slide threads (like the ones calling nazis deluded) for being underage, its the kind of comment a pre-teen without critical thinking would make

At 25, you can quit. You must quit. I can provide resources. I still felt human at 25 a day. Honestly, it didn't affect me that much. 5 years later and I'm at 50+ a day? I'm dying. I literally puke and shit blood. I have to drink. All the time. Nothing short of life altering medical intervention can save me. Don't fucking be me, you retard. Quit. Now. It's not worth it, man.

that's because there is a cost/benefit to the truth and for a lot of people the cost is greater than the benefit or at least seems so. by this I mean, for example, that the truth (divorce statistics, alimony/child support facts, etc) might make a man want to avoid women where had he not known the truth he might have gotten married and had kids. however getting married and having kids could have blown up in his face. this is why it's complicated. some men just can't do without women so the best thing for them probably is to make an attempt.

that's just one aspect as there are of course many. another would be redpilling someone on politics might get them to avoid being a soldier where otherwise they'd serve. but maybe had they served they would have come out fine, made friends/gained confidence/influence, and it could have been their golden ticket. or they could have died.

the redpill basically makes you second guess high stakes gambling yet you never know. you could have came out on top or you could have lost everything you got. this is why we should just leave normies be. maybe they'll luck out.

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why the fuck do you want so desperately to believe any casual Cred Forums bantz thread is a slide thread, you schizo?

do you not understand that the people of Cred Forums actually want to talk to each other with some familiarity? we're a fucking family of racist assholes and trolls. why would you rob us of this chance to learn more about who posts there?

dickhead. slide threads do exist, but they are blacked threads, or race mixing threads or similar bullshit. OP's post was not a slide thread. you're just a fucking schizo retard.

Trying to maximize the sample size so I can have the clearest illustration of /pol’s opinion as possible. I get 5 cents for every vote.

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You're speaking to Cred Forums now

I love /b

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That makes exactly one "person".

i didnt report this thread
i was just explaining what i do when i report shit like all those porn threads a certain turkroach spams out every so often

Im honesly a very shit friend. I don't let people become my friend, its almost voluntary lonliness. That said, i do have a one really close friend, another i lost touch with (its my fault, i didnt even answer his christmas card) and my girlfriend is my best friend too.

I have like 1 or 2 aquaintances and thats it. I went through 5 years of university and only spoke to 3 people, maybe 10 times in total, outside of class/work related stuff.

Ide say you need friends, but you dont need 10,000 facebook buddies and a stream of people who wouldnt piss on you if you where burning alive.

That is normal when you are not very stupid and had some life experience. But wgaf?

Bro, I hope you come over here. Any alcoholics who read this shit... Don't be me. Taper off. At a certain point you don't even get drunk anymore. You just feel normal but your body is dying. I'm pissed they moved this thread.

I went 7 months without human contact at university. I lived above the dinining hall, didnt attend any of my classes and used the university store's self-service checkouts. Fuck that shit.

You can’t believe that

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How could I believe any different. This board was good a decade ago. It's shit now. BBC this, Loli that, blah blah blah. You guys suck over here.

>. The reasons we all make so many friends in school and mostly take it for granted, then wonder why it stops after we leave school, is that school forces you into close contact with a lot of people for long periods of time.
>. So we wander off and figure the same thing will happen again in the next stage of our lives.
>It never does, and we are left wondering why we didn't make friends at work and aren't friends with any of our neighbors.

Absolutely all of this.

This is retarded shit. We don't make friends at school, work and with our neighbours because we associating with each other out of circumstance not out of choice.
I have friends I met in my "real" life that I have had since I was at school. I spent more time with me school mates than me actual friends who I met outside of school.
It's not time spent together it's choice and actual bonds rather than circumstance.

Literally all you have to do is ask people to hang out.

Do you get on /b? Or just /pol? What used to be good about /b?

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I've been here since before Cred Forums. The bantz used to exist on Cred Forums. That's all I have to say to you, ya newfag.

I literally go to a pub sit on my own with my music in my ears, drink and chain smoke while living in a city on my own.
I'm not socially inept and have long standing friends from my home town but i prefer my own company. I have been like this for a decade.

Where do you live that you can smoke in the bar? I must move to a similar place.

Faggot

Kike. Shill. Pedo. Probably a cool guy.

>I will add that you can also get people to reply to your posts if you put time and effort into writing them
>doesn't know rule 11
STFU faggot

I sit outside in the beer garden.

Voluntary solitary confinement has its purpose.
Just a rat in a cage

Do you get anything to eat while there

Aye, I have to smoke outside too. It's refreshing, I guess.

You’re such a colossal fucking mong

Truly, I have a collosal dong. Spell check your stuff bud, you're lucky I knew what you meant.

Meh, friends usually leave anyway once you get into you're 30's. People either settle down or leave town. If you're not wanting to make friends whatsoever, ya gotta get good with having fun alone, or order one of those foreign mail womens.

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No, I literally just listen to my music, chain smoke and drink ale. I do this pretty much every day after work. There is this other guy who sits there and does the same except he reads a book instead of listening to music and doesn't chain smoke, or drink as much as me.
People probably think im a loner retard, but actually I just want to chill the fuck out, listen to my tunes, drink beer, while chain smoking without having to have idle conversations with other people.

Why not do it at home?

I don't really know what you are trying to say, but if you have lived long enough to just see that the majority of people just entangle your life with their incessant self created problems and emotional retardedness, you would recognize that being on your own seems to be the only way to bring peace to your life.
It would be comfy to have a female cock sleeve to go along with me, but they bring their own issues to your life as well.

The world is a vampire, sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get, for my pain?
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game
Even though I know--I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold-like old job
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Now I'm naked, nothing but an animal
But can you fake it, for just one more show?
And what do you want? I want to change
And what have you got?
When you feel the same

I recently lost my last friends, I’m not sure I’ve ever even really had any. Anyway, here’s hoping you find your friends and happiness. Just be honest and good to people and I’m sure you’ll meet someone eventually. Just don’t give up, okay

stanic trips checked
I did before I started working this current job and I still do on the weekends, while playing vidya. After a day of work dealing with people I can't chill and play vidya when I get home and my home isn't really some comfy place I am dying to get back to, so I just go do what I want to do, in a pub.
Wagie life sucks ass, gotta find some happiness from the repetition of work, get ready for tomorrows work, eat, sleep, repeat.

Comfy thoughts, brother. Okay.

stop being a faggot

I take it you don't live alone? By all means, keep on doing you, my man. I was only curious. I always hope to pop into a familiar when I'm at my dive, but it's all yuppies. I drink way too much and watch the telly. I don't even like sports and I'm not even a wagie. I think maybe modern life sucks all around.

I knew my "friend" for 21 years. Last year my mother died. My friend knew, for at least 2 months, didn't even bother ringing me to tell me. When I questioned this to him he said something along the lines of "you are just angry that I didn't tell you like I have to on some loyalty thing"
That's "friends" for you

hey, my guy talk to people online, and try to stay away from the extreme sides of the net, if you really just want to talk to people i guess you can go here, drrr.com/ i don't know if the chats are still good. OH and here is a song i enjoy youtube.com/watch?v=JzQRbkN4bfw

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You didn't know your mother died for two months? It sounds like it didn't matter to you and I don't blame your bud for thinking that it didn't. I hate my mom and I still talk to her most days. Two months? That's on you.

No I do live alone. No wife, no gf. None of my friends from my youth are around. I know barely anyone in this city and only have 1 guy I know who is a degenerate alchoholic, that we sometimes chill together have a laugh, drink and play fighting vidya like street fighter together.
I'm pretty much completely socially isolated.

Oh shit. I guess I don't get the bar motivation, but to each their own. I do it because it has people. When I'm alone, I'm liable to put a bullet in my head. Being an alcoholic sucks. I'm glad you've found something that's currently working, friend. Thanks for the chat.

My mother was a abusive drunk who beat and neglected me and my sibling. I grew up in my formative years in childrens homes and foster carers.
I tried to reconcile with my mother in my later teens but she was literally unwilling to even communicate with any of us.
She wasn't a very nice person at all.
There was literally no way I could speak to her.

I suppose I just do it as a change of scenery and to actually "do" something.

Then it sounds like it shouldn't have mattered to you. I wouldn't take out whatever you're feeling on your friend. Reconcile, my dude.

I suppose it's similar for the two of us. I mask my intense ASPD with bar sluts and one day friends. Although I guess I've got some longer term friends because they're there every day as well. It sounds like you've found a better path. Keep it up.

Me neither. Hang in there....or don't.