rate my hyena waifu?, be nice please, she's very sensitive to criticism
Rate my hyena waifu?, be nice please, she's very sensitive to criticism
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tl;dr
Hello Jasiriposter
she's still a 10/10 OP
Would smash
doesn't seem like the real jasiri poster. filename isn't some jasiri related
hey friend
hey rita, thanks for the kind words
someone with a good taste in hyenas right here
it is o, i'm posting from phone while at work, not all the files are the same as my pc
Hello Jasiriposter. I have a question for you. should i move on. Or keep being sad?
movr on as you feel that you are ready for a new start
But i don't want be sad, and i don't want to move on. Just forget it, i'm destroyed and i will never be cured
you will have to move on with life to get over your loss. It's no help to anybody having you suffering
Then i can't live anymore
you should seek professional help if you feel that bad
Or wait. I can live, but... i just want to know if she can hear me, can i talk to her? I really need to talk to her
Dumb faggot die
you better talk to someone that can actually help you
FINE!
Henlo there, didnt expect thread so fast, how is it going there?
Haaaiiiii freeeennnn
every thing allright, I'm on the jump. will go out with a friend for lunch
I for one admire a good parody
Kill yourself furfag
>Kill yourself furfag
never
I appreciate your appreciation, I actually have more fun than I probably should making these
just beautiful
that's what Cred Forums is all about: do something creative and regret it afterwards
I'm usually drunk so I never regret it until the morning, but thankfully I've forgotten all about it by then
I know this system
Sisi ni sawa/10
It's one of my favorites and definitely a classic yo
I lol''d hard the first time I saw this. thanks for taking the time doing something different than others do with their logs or cocks
She has a nice tight throat. I like to fuck her face until she passes out. It feels great.
You're definitely welcome, you can thank my need to fuck with people for my own amusement.
Also MsPaint lol
was a pretty chill day at work so i figured why not, i am alright, what about
you're making me very upset right now >:(
no thanks
i'm glad you found something that entertains you, these are pretty good
only the highest of the sawas
I really need to make a few more, you are welcome to the last one I currently have in my arsenal
How can I give you what you want if you haven't even asked for it? How can you know what you want?
Sorry people i had to leave cuz i needed to do something, wmf bacc
Whatchu doing
Nigra its fucking sand dog
not much, waiting for a friend to show up. how about you?
will be afk for about 20min, gonna take a shower
¡Hola hola, amigos! ¿Qué tal estáis? I am sorry for not being on this threads often, I have a lot of work to do and very little leisure time. I did hear that the tablet finally arrived yesterday but the thread died and I couldn't reply. -J
Ah nice, what are you planning for today? With your friend or not
I will watch some netflix episodes that i downloaded
Also my hands are shaking so i prob wont cook anything today rip
>wmf
Hey wmf, how are you? Do you remember me? -J
Hey, yeah i remember you but i think it will be no time before i start being confused
How are you
It was with me and the original Jasiriposter with whom you decided to call yourself wmf after I asked you for a way to name you. It's only like three or four of us. -J
Could I borrow her for a night? I'd love to glaze her donut if you know what I mean.
Hi J! I'm doing good, chilling and watching some videos.
I hope you will have more free time soon!
we decided to go out for lunch, but now it will be dinner. I've got some Burger King coupons and we are used to go there once in a month
I rarely go to fastfoods cuz there are none close to me, what do you like at burger king
not doing much, might chill with a beer and some movies later
*cute fucking sand dog
>Also my hands are shaking so i prob wont cook anything today rip
why, whats wrong?
hey J, that's alright, when you're here its a pleasant surprise atleast, the tablet arrived, i haven't really gotten my drawing motivation yet since i haven't used it too much, i'll get back into drawing it probably later on today or in the next few days
that's really rude, if you know what i mean
>I hope you will have more free time soon!
¡Gracias! I take it you have already had lunch with this other friend of yours?
>watching some videos
YouTube?
I hope -o gets to see me here at least. -J
I see. Did you make a thread the day before yesterday? I couldn't even check in to say hi. -J
picture shows my favourite burger, I allways order it with bacon.
next burger I like is the big king.
further more I love Chili Cheese Nuggets.
>not doing much, might chill with a beer and some movies later
Sounds cool, are you going to watch stuff on tv or on some sites? I personally prefer watching stuff on sites as i can just chose what i watch at will
>why, whats wrong?
I were exercising for a while but i guess i just did too much too fast so now im trying to relax
Its just kinda annoying as im used to fast typing yet i do not want to type "netflux" or "actualky" or anything like that
female hyenas have pseudo penises you goddamn retarded furfag lol
>I take it you have already had lunch with this other friend of yours?
first we wanted to go at 15:00, but now we decided to go later at about 18:00. It's the same friend but different time.
after we decided to go later, I made myselve just some cheese sandwiches for lunch.
>YouTube
yep. I like to watch electronics stuff and documentaries
>18:00
By then it would be dinner, right? Jejeje, I say this because it is known that up there one has dinner quite early. -J
Look I get that you're a child molester and that's like edgy, but I rape dead bodies. I go out at night and find roadkill and slide my swollen, cancer-cock through the dead bodies of animals I find blistered and ragged and sometimes still warm. Once I found a deer that had been hit and was still alive and I raped it until it died with my sperm inside it, then cut off its head and later I fucked it in the brain tissue after microwaving it to make it gooey. Wow.
I mean I am literally going to come hammer your face in.
yeah, so far i haven't missed a day, although the threads vary in time and amounts each day, sometimes i do 1 thread, sometimes i do 6, so its easy to miss me
yeah, i never use my tv, netflix is great, either gonna see some youtube vids or i'll settle on a movie to watch from bed
pseudopenises only share half the name with penises, besides that they aren't a penis, so no, i am not a faggot.
>By then it would be dinner, right?
yeah germans like to eat dinner between 17:00 and 19:00.
but for me it's not fixed, dinner is for me just the meal I eat after I had lunch. on my working days I'm eating lunch at about 18:00 and nothing further more.
I am missing the context of that comic strip, I guess. It is a fox watching Robin Hood, right? Why does he make that face at the end?
>I like to watch electronics stuff and documentaries
That's great, mind to share some of them here? -J
>dinner is for me just the meal I eat after I had lunch
>But what about second breakfast?
>settle on a movie to watch from bed
How about starting La Guerra de las Galaxias marathon? -J
>Why does he make that face at the end?
it's nick wylde from zootopia watching robin hood. He's crying because he's touched emotionally by robin hood. I really like this comic strip because it could be me. I also get very emotional about robin hood.
>That's great, mind to share some of them here? -J
for documentaries I just browse youtube for the stuff I want to see or I browse the ARTE channel
My god are you fucked up. You sound like you're ten.
i might, i wanted to watch it a while ago but ditched it 10 minutes into it, sadly i decided to join last minute on a shopping trip with my relatives, and my phone isn't charged, so i might not respond again, see you guys later!
Bruh
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>see you guys later!
¡Adiós!
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>it's nick wylde from zootopia watching robin hood
¡Aaaaah, now I understand! I haven't seen Zootopia but I do remember the cultural impact of when after the film's release A LOT of people were drooling over the police rabbit like crazy. Hilarious, I bet -o will also have a laugh at this.
>I also get very emotional about robin hood.
Why is that, isn't it a comedy adventure film? -J
>But what about second breakfast?
breakfast was never my thing. I believe the statement "breakfast is the most important meal" was propaganda from milk and ham producers to sell their stuff.
see ya friend
>My god are you fucked up.
tell me something new big boy
>Why is that, isn't it a comedy adventure film? -J
yeah it is! but most of the characters are really kind and good, something I didn't experience much in my own childhood and I think this is the part that touches me.
Lo siento, I thought you would catch the reference to a scene of The Lord of the Rings, where it pokes fun at the insatiable hunger a race of creatures has. -J
>I didn't experience much in my own childhood
I am sorry to read that, do you remember much of the 80's? I wonder how they were like. -J
oh okay, now I feel stupid. I'm not into fantasy and after seeing one Lord of the Rings movie I had enought.
but I'm into science fiction :)
I was lurking for a while but i dont really know what i could add to the conversation and i didnt want to say something stupid, i will go prob play games so cya on another thread guys
~wmf
>play games
What games?
>science fiction
Me too! Have I told you I am a Star Wars fan? -J
Not big enough tits, she needs some real momma milkers
where the fuck is she from? I think i remember her from a cartoon when i was a kid but I don't remember it's name
haha yeah, some people still think judy is the queen of Cred Forums, i've seen the movie, its pretty good
i'll reply occasionally if i can, but my phone battery is pretty fucked so i'm not sure how accurate it is, gonna replace it soon
I don't remember the 80s, I was born 1989. but I remember the late 90s.
The 90s were cool. every one was optimistic, PCs became more popular. We had great shows/sitcoms like star trek the next generation, the x files or home improvement. I remember life being safer with less every day criminality.
MTV was a great source for new music and fucked up cartoons like daria or beavis & butt-hed. Nu Metal was a 90s thing and Linkin Park and Korn got me hooked to metal.
also it was harder to get special informations or special stuff. platforms like ebay or amazon didn't existed yet. If you needed some info for scholl I had to go to the library,
products lasted longer. a TV set could easily work for 10-20 years.
In my class only one had an internet connection, and it was slow.
don't worry aboutit man, join in if you got something to say, i will join in if its a subject i know
>Have I told you I am a Star Wars fan? -J
now I know :)
I love Star Trek, Alien, The X-Files, Predator, The Thing, They Live, Demolition Man and so on :D
the latest good scifi show is The Orville in my opinion
from a danish cartoon/movie Jungledyret
Oh shit haha that's where she's from, jungle dyret hugo was the shit when i was a kid.
I also used to have a crush on the fox
>I also used to have a crush on the fox
we all did
>my phone battery is pretty fucked
That makes two of us in that situation, I am afraid>Jungledyret
Fun fact, I know about that film since I was very small because it makes a cameo in another film you should totally watch because it is hilarious from the 90's called Manolito Four Eyes:
The film is available with subtitles -J
>Manolito Four Eyes:
allright I will check it out, thanks for the suggestion :)
do you know adriano celentano?
en.wikipedia.org
is a funny movie, and he did a lot of funny movies.
I have to go now, it's time for dinner :)
bump!
How much would you pay me if i cosplayed her and sent you pictures?
i need some pictures of her nice feet first
lmao
10/10. A cute and amazing hyena.
Hi guys! What's up?
Too many syntax errors to read it!
>10/10. A cute and amazing hyena.
shit man, nice quads, thanks for proving yourself right
whats up, i am prepping to go to bed real soon, so i'm gonna jump in the shower, ill come back for a few when i'm done
Thanks!
I am reading some news on a local news site, nothing special.
nice quads and even better to see you here!
how are you?
just came back, but like OP I will go to bed soon.
i see, alright
ill see you guys around, thanks for stopping by
good night friend
Thanks!
I am fine, just reading the local news. How about you?
Good night Jasiriposter.
I'm drinking a beer and watching a youtube video about the suggar industry.
I will go to bed after the can is empty, have to get up early
OK then.
Probably the beer will give you an even more restful sleep ;)
Good night and sweet repose!
thank you, good bye friend
>Angry about retarded hyena thread
>okay with all the other blacked and coomer threads
Fuck off coomer, this thread is somehow one of the less bad ones on Cred Forums cuz of coomers like you.
can you please not include waifu in your OP because that confuses me thanks hyena
No, that's my new fleshlight!
Solid 8.5/10