What are you user?

im a doomer
im a coomer
im a midniiiight bloomer

ok boomer

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Straight

I'm a boomer stuck in 24 year old's body.

>$170k mid-career tech job in dallas.
>I can't stand just about anyone under 30.
>I don't use facewhatever, instantbook, snapgrap, or whatever the fuck else these kids are using these days like tick tock and cash app.
>I use fucking LinkedIn, Gmail, good old texting.
>I wear suits to the office every day not because I have to, because it feels good to.
>I drink black coffee for breakfast.
>I use punctuation in my online communications.
>I have a strong relationship with my attorney.
>All of my role models are 40+.
>Too busy with work to go fuck around at a bar, and I've been single for years because of it.
>I retain immense respect for military service people.
>I will never say 'happy holidays'.
>I'm a registered democrat but very grateful for Trump's tax cuts.
>I can't stand poor people.
>I have a maid and dry cleaner.
>I have had 6 different midlife crisis sports cars already. 350 hp, 460 hp, 505 hp, 545 hp, 650 hp, and 740 hp (last two one modded up from 545 and 485 hp, respectively.).
>I had no financial help from parents besides my first beater car, an 05 camry with over 250,000 miles on it back in 2015.
>I have no college debt.

some people start as bloomers and life beats them down so hard they become troomers. its very tragic

Coomer on the path to troomer

Wow, 80% of this applies to me.

What are the other 20%, and what traits do you have in place of them?

LARPing fag

DoomerBoomer
>13yo bloomer
>16yo doomer
>20yo coomer
>30yo to this day back to doomerboomer