So I've been seeing this girl for about 4 months now, she just moved into my place about 2 weeks ago.
All is great until today while I was in the shower she decided to come into the bathroom and take a shit infront of me..WTF?
and to make things worse she just steps into the shower afterwards while i'm still there and pretends nothing happened, I didn't make a big deal out of it but i'm pretty disgusted to be honest
This is the first time this has happened..she hasn't used the bathroom infront of me before or even farted infront of me before.
Don't know what to think to be honest
Not my first girlfriend either but my ex's never used the bathroom infront of me.
Damn dude sometimes you gotta shit and can't hold it nigga. Bitch even came into the shower after to get clean and fuck you. Quit being a pussy. If it's that bug a fucking deal here's an idea... Just ask her not to do it again.
Jason Hill
My wife shits in front of me whenever she needs to. We clean her out and I plow it too.
If you think bodily functions are icky and should only happen with the door closed for your delicate sensibilities, you’re an insecure faggot
Jackson Cooper
Don't worry this is typical animal kingdom behaviour. She's attempting to assert her dominance. What you need to do is wait until she is lying in bed, reading a book or scrolling through her phone perhaps. Whislt she is occupied stand over her, ensuring you are naked from the waist down and drop a load on her face or as close to as you possibly can. If she starts crying relax that's normal. You may even wanna consider beating her a little if she doesn't cry. After that tell her to clean the bedroom and go shower because she's a disquisting mess.
Good luck in your relationship op, I'm sure you'll both be very happy.
Andrew Powell
>talk to her about it >”dumped” joke >stick your finger in her butt Virgin incels, surely. This is what incels look like, user.
this, 100% if you're comfortable with being around your girlfriend naked, but aren't comfortable with her taking a shit in the same room with you (it's not like you can see the shits dropping from her asshole from inside the shower) i regret to inform you that you're a little bitch
David Turner
Next time you move make sure you have two bathrooms. You gotta go, you gotta go and if there’s only one bathroom this is what happens.
Christian Richardson
Stop being a little faggot bitch women shit they fart get the fuck over yourself ima cry cuz my gf had to shit so she used the bathroom while I was in the shower boo fucking who, are you a faggot? I mean seriously who the fuck cries over another human being doing what's natural should she leave your dumb ass when you rip ass in your sleep or you sneeze and get snot allover the fucking place? Fuck give me her info I'll take her off your hands since it's such a fucking issue shes cool enough with you to use the bathroom in front of you.. oh you wanna leave her too because she didn't wash her hands after she shit people like you piss me off especially over shit that dont matter things that are everyday life go fuck yourself you stupid bitch, but for real give me her info I'll show her what a real man is like and you can go to the coffee shop around the corner drink your latte and eat some wheatgrass or greens you little sissy ass bitch grow the fuck up or better yet just fucking kys cuz your a waste of fucking space
Noah Smith
This. Start giving that bitch daily enemas so the ass is always clean and ready to be plowed
Ayden Wilson
just tell her you don't want to see, hear or smell her shitting. end of story
Jordan Rodriguez
I would of licked her asshole clean tbqh but that's just me.
Be polite and offer to clean her asshole with your tongue
Benjamin Wilson
Fuck these faggots OP. First off moving in after 4 months, what the fuck is wrong with you, way to fast track the death of your relationship. Two beginning of the end bud, once girls start getting comfortable around you, it's over johnny, she'll put in less effort no makeup, sweats, less fucking, basically she feels she no longer has to impress you. I dated my last chick 5 years and we never even talked about when we had to shit, yes I'd like to believe women are delicate creatures that dont take meaty chords, be cause I can. Get out now OP
